When Lethal Weapon 3 got its cinematic release in 1992, my parents dutifully went along to the cinema to watch it. At the end of the credits, they were delighted to discover, there was one last scene - an easter egg to reward those who watched all those names scroll past on the screen. So began an excruciating family tradition.
It's hard to believe it's already been a week since E3 2015 - mostly because my weak, spongy body gave out the moment I got home and I'm still not back to full health. Anyway, enough of my problems, we've got a perfectly good show to watch.
Batman, as we all know, has sworn an oath not to kill people. But what you don't know can't hurt you, apparently, as the world's greatest detective seems to not understand basic concepts like the fact that people aren't indestructible robots. We can't all afford state of the art pectoral armour like you, Bruce!
Greetings Eurogamers, and please kindly accept our offering of three videos, mostly on the subject of video games. They were all out of sacrificial goats at the shop. Sorry.
It's the end of May already which, frankly, is terrifying. E3 lurks menacingly round the corner like a big, exciting criminal who wants to take our wallets and maybe punch us in the face a bit. Only, in a good way.