Somewhat improbably, my culinary adventure through the realm of video games has been allowed to continue - turns out people quite like watching me blunder about in a tiny, rubbish kitchen. No accounting for taste, I suppose.
Spurred on by recent experiments such as the horntooth pie from Final Fantasy 15 and mirelurk cakes from Fallout 4, this week I decided to attempt pig oat mash from Dragon Age. If that doesn't sound appetising, just wait and see how it turned out...
Yeah, not sure I'll be trying that one again. If you feel like you could do it better, however, feel free to have a look at the original recipe here.
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