Not so far-fetched?
Old and new, this is our pick of the PC games you should play today.
Ready those ridable elephants.
When worlds collide.
Does that peak your interest?
User-interface mock-up mentions price.
Does Ian dream of electric sheep?
UPDATE: Release date updated, Far Cry Classic now available.
"It's like I'm losing work because Jensen is so popular.
Start your engines.
Vita gets Street Fighter x Tekken and Touch My Katamari.
Biehn selling well.
They're all cooking, but which one's on the top shelf of the oven?
"Mark IV style motherf*****!"
It has laser-shooting dragons. Really.
The madness continues.
The definition of insanity.
What isn't Ubisoft Talon us?
Leaked boxart points to a downloadable spin-off.
Also adds new extra hard "Master" difficulty and allows you to remove the HUD.
UPDATE: Dishonored takes top honours, but Journey scoops up five awards.
"Your skills as a master of the Rook Islands will be tested."
Journey, The Walking Dead, Far Cry 3 and Dear Esther highly praised.
Adds six missions, four predators and four weapons.
Ubisoft making the hard cell?
The New Year's Far Cryathlon, Ron Gilbert on Disney and the latest on Aliens.
Levine! Molyneux! Dean Hall!
Paradise through a rifle sight.
Man recreates classic multiplayer maps from Counter-Strike, Black Ops and Battlefield 3 in Far Cry 3
Dust, Aztec, Noshahr Canals, Wake Island and Nuketown.
"It's like a scavenger hunt where people aren't collecting the first clue.
UPDATE: And it's gone.
Because who wants to read mission prompts when you're being attacked by a tiger, amirite?
Two new chapters.
Far Cry 3 enters second with 9th biggest launch of the year.
UPDATE 2: Tada! All fixed says Ubisoft.
Dropped frames and screen-tear dominate the console gameplay experience on both formats.
Like-for-like scenes across cut-scenes and gameplay compared on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
Console takes on computer and does pretty well in what should be a very one-sided comparison.
An i5-powered PC with GTX 670 flexes its muscles against the more humble PS3.
Head-to-head, overall impressions are of a very close piece of cross-platform development work.
To benefit from an "optimal game experience".
Suggests buying from Uplay and other digital shops while you wait.
Villages! Helicopters! Towers! Crouching! Hats!
The first three hours of bumble in the jungle.
"Theirs is much more of a tropical aesthetic, ours is a more forested look."
But doesn't want to repeat "arrow to the knee" repetition.
Numbered lithographic prints available while stocks last.
Find out what it takes to punch a shark on the highest setting.
Far Cry 3, Assassin's Creed 3 and Splinter Cell: Blacklist developers all in the house.
It's a jungle out there.
Probably wouldn't go here on holiday.
"One mistake games can make is to simply not acknowledge it."
Fresh footage unravels some of the island's mysteries.
Can you see you?
Something to cry about.
Ubisoft announces line-up for September show, also including Just Dance 4.
We pass judgement on the candidates from January and add a few to the list.
Ubisoft puts support behind next month's PC and indie games show.
Four players online, two players split-screen.
Trippy NSFW teaser shoots up.
Ubisoft's bonkers sequel tears up the map.
Includes exclusive one hour single-player mission.
Two week testing period on consoles this Summer.
Does Far Cry's multiplayer sink or swim?
Includes two exclusive missions and a flare gun.
High time you had a look.
Tropical shooter coming 6th September.
Sticking das boot in.
Full trailer reveal coming tomorrow.
UPDATE: Ubisoft says report "inaccurate" but "we're thrilled and kind of amused".
Another glimpse of Ubi's tropical sequel.
No manís an island.
Devs should take inspiration from movies.
Over seven minutes of Ubi's epic.
Back to a tropical island.
Evidence builds and builds.
Collector's Edition on offer too.
It's the naughty corner for this man.