Children are kind of useful, giving people who no longer fancy going to the pub very often something to fill their time with instead. They also ensure the continuation of the human race solely by existing, which is pretty impressive when you think about it. Apologies to any parents reading this by the way, I really am trying my best.
Unfortunately, as great as real living children are, video children aren't quite so wonderful: most of them are more unnerving than a long weekend at David Lynch's house. Aoife is officially the hardest to scare out of the video team, so she agreed to take a look at gaming's most terrifying toddlers.
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