Nintendo's most misguided machine, in the words of a five-year old who loves it.
Meanwhile, Miyamoto defends 2015 Nintendo line-up.
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A guy called Doug Bowser, that is.
But will it also work on mobile?
Ian takes you through the worst TV adaptations of games in history.
Six golden coins.
Warp pipe dream?
Super Mario 3D World spin-off coming this Christmas.
Tearaway is, so is Assassin's Creed 4.
The cat's out the bag.
Next-gen gaming, Nintendo-style.
Beats previous record of 185,000 for PSP.
But Vita still above Wii U in hardware chart.
It's-a miaow, Mario.
And a look at the game's touchscreen features.
Crucial Christmas coming up.
And see our pick of the best new power-ups.
Nintendo's finest designers guide us around Super Mario 3D World.
And Cat Goombas.
Nintendo's platformer looking Peachy.
Super Mario 3D World, Bayonetta 2, DKC, Wind Waker HD and many more.
After a disappointing debut, can 3D World turn it round?
"Our job as game creators and executives is to be where the gamers are."
"As a consumer you want to... have those things from your youth that you can go back to."
The games are fun, of course - but you can't answer crisis with paralysis.