"We'll also be tracking which Flash games are touch screen friendly because they will work on mobile for the first time ever."
"What a month to celebrate and congratulate PewDiePie," says YouTube.
"...though Dark Souls was never this irreverent."
A patent for a charging device details "removable input modules" for smartphones.
It's about thyme.
"Then the dog ate his birth certificate and this is not a joke."
You can also carry your progress from Story Mode over to the full game.
Raid to measure.
Respawn is "investigating ways" of detecting Apex Legends players using a keyboard and mouse on console
"Our stance on this? The short answer is: we don't condone it."
"Immerse yourself in the world of Kingdom Hearts like never before."
More will be revealed "in due course".
"The extra cost to make sure the games work well on Stadia is not that high."
Keanu believe it?
"We made games that we wanted to play."
Developer says all models have been made from scratch.
"We recently created a very sophisticated technical response."
"We are super excited to hear your music composition."
Development is due to kick off in August or September.
"There's huge opportunity to tell some incredible stories."
UPDATE: Rocksteady confirms PS4 exclusives won't come to Xbox.
Estimated time of Survival.
Stuff of Legends.
"Players may experience extended waiting times when logging in."
Xbox players see an increase in disconnections.
No cooked birds for the winner, I hope.
"None of this Season's challenges will require a YouTube tutorial to figure out."
"We try to be really careful about stuff like that."
"Such restrictions are subject to change by the U.S. government."
"We made a mistake."
"There should be 0 ads in a game that costs $60."
"How much would you like or dislike a reduction in total character levels?"
"That game would not have passed my bar."
"We kindly ask all our fans to have some patience."
Confirmed games include We Happy Few, Forza Horizon 4, and Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice.
"Proud to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community".
"In Jan 2016, Death Stranding only existed in my brain."
"Expect new gameplay opportunities that will change the way you play."
"We'd recommend checking you have all the episodes downloaded!"
Still no release date, though.
UPDATE: Rockstar says the issue has been resolved.
Week-long free trial kicks off on Tuesday 21st May.
Industry leaders, however, want more "conversation and education" before a decision is made.
It's patched out Gibraltar's shield glitch, too. Sad times.
Activision moves Treyarch to lead 2020 Call of Duty following reports of tension between co-leads Sledgehammer and Raven
Activision is considering "free-to-play components" this year, too.
Emphasis on the word "might".
"We're going to get back to the original plan today and we've disabled [its] matchmaking."
"I would [have] preferred them asking for more money rather th[a]n timed exclusivity."
The feature's now live in Australia, France, Germany, Ireland, New Zealand, and Mexico.
"It's quite different from what we have done before," says executive producer.
"We'll start instituting temp bans for players that exhibit piggy-backing behaviour."
EA drops 12 Star Wars games into the Origin Access vault and confirms Jedi: Fallen Order gameplay at EA Play
"Coming to The Vault in a galaxy not so far away."
Ubisoft to change the way it distributes codes through third-party retailers with silent key activation
"It's preventing keys being bandied around the market."
Xbox outlines the kind of things you can and cannot say on Xbox Live with its new community standards
"That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked," is still okay to say. Phew.
"I know a lot of people say that."
"Excited to get feedback from our internal teams ahead of public trials later this year."
"An effort like this highlights how much impact people can have when they work together."
"I insisted on getting paid for my performance and all of a sudden they couldn't afford me."
Nope, I can't pronounce it either.
This dementia-detecting game has already generated the equivalent of 15,000 years of lab-based research
"The data set that Sea Hero Quest generates is truly unprecedented."
"The use of these enhancement packages makes for a definitive Silent Hill 2 HD experience."
Thomas the Snake Engine.
"Today's actions only serve to silence the voices of individuals who speak out."
75% of sales were outside of the U.S.
"Great work everybody!"
"Free to all subscribers!"
A second patent explores "anchoring" PSVR spectators at live events.
Inappropriate names will be swapped for a temporary, inoffensive one instead.
"We want people to associate Destiny with PS4 even if that means screwing over other players."
"This is not just an ordinary video game about sports."
Preorders are rumoured to open 16th April.
"Specialist ammo to drop is as rare as finding a Legendary drop in Anthem ;-;"
"Let me know what I can do to bypass this so I can play normal."
"Their dreams, fears, and relationships are at stake."
"It is very painful to hear these stories."
But the feature shouldn't have gone live with Update 1.1.
"This is a pretty significant issue!"
Reporting anything on/around April Fool's is a nightmare, tbqh.
Warning: "combat is accompanied by screams of pain".
"Upgrade your Experience. May 2019".
DLC will be available until 31st August.