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Watch: Johnny cooks the Shroom Cake from Paper Mario

What a funghi.

I'm fond of mushrooms - my surname is also the name given to a type of mushroom, in fact. So, when someone suggested I cook something from Paper Mario for our ongoing cookery series, I pounced on the idea of making a shroom cake. It certainly seemed like a challenge, either way - mushrooms surely don't belong in a sweet cake, do they?

Reader, they don't. They really, really don't. I found a recipe online - from a blog that said it tasted nice, no less - and followed it dutifully. That was a mistake. You can see just how awfully it turned out in the video below and, assuming you really hate yourself that much, you can find the recipe below that.

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Shroom cake recipe


Don't. Listen, don't do it to yourself. It's disgusting. I'm not sure I've ever tasted anything worse in my entire life and once when I was twelve someone flicked a beetle that had been pickled in formaldehyde into my mouth.


Really, don't. I can't have that on my conscience. Go for a walk instead. Make plans for the weekend, tell your family you love them, just anything but making a cake with button mushrooms in it.

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