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Eurogamer's retro video series returns this week, having had a lie down following the Peter Molyneux French coconut episode.

Helping us to resume normal service are top comedians McNeil and Pamphilon. Grab your chainmail bikinis and your leather Speedos, because we're playing classic hack-and-slasher Golden Axe. Is it as good as we remember? Will Sam make it across the bridge that always defeated him as a child? Is Steve even worse at this game than he is at Mario Kart?

For more from M&P, visit Go8bit.com. Their next live stage show - "Like GamesMaster, but in a cupboard" - is on Thursday 24 July at the Wenlock and Essex, Islington.