"3D? Pah! It's for tourists!" If that's the sort of thing you occasionally find yourself saying, then you're clearly psychotically deranged and need to get the hell out of our sight before we do something vicious involving our S.T.A.L.K.E.R switchblade.
If, on the other hand, you're partial to the odd snifter of 2D at Christmas, then we have a treat for you. As you may know, Ignition Entertainment is gearing up to publish SNK Playmore's PS2 and Xbox title Metal Slug 3 next month, and to celebrate - and because we asked nicely and they said yes - we have a couple of trailers of the game up on Eurofiles today. One for each platform.
And if you like that, you'll be pleased to hear we'll have more on Metal Slug 3 in the run-up to release.
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