Bayonetta is an awesome game, but it didn't come as a shock when Johnny admitted he'd never played it before. I remember being unsure of it myself when it first launched; it looked like a frantic and somewhat pandering mix of gunplay, gore, and a hell of a lot of crotch shots.
But, after being made to sit and play it by a friend who saw the potential in such a bizarre mix, that's now exactly what I love about Bayonetta. So, I'm extending the same favour to Johnny. Let's just hope he loves butts and gun shoes as much as I do. If you have any classic game suggestions that you'd like to see us give the LTTP treatment, please do let us know in the comments below - there's bound to be someone in the office that hasn't played it.
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