Microsoft's E3 2012 Conference Finished

Update: The conference is now over! Highlights included:

- Halo 4 E3 live stage demo (video)
- Resident Evil 6 live stage demo (video)
- Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 DLC exclusive to Xbox 360 first
- Gore Verbinski Kinect project announced
- Dance Central 3 announced
- LocoCycle unveiled
- Ascend: New Gods announced
- Xbox Music announced
- Tomb Raider DLC coming first to Xbox 360
- Forza Horizon release date announced
- Xbox SmartGlass streaming service announced
- FIFA 13 Kinect features detailed
- Splinter Cell Blacklist confirmed

Original intro: Join us from 5.30pm UK time tonight for live coverage of Microsoft not announcing Xbox 720 at the Galen Center!

Well, yes, everything the platform holder has said so far points towards nothing happening on the next-gen front at its E3 conference this year.

However, that isn't to say we won't get some hints about the future, or that we won't hear about things like multi-screen strategy, subscription services and other evolutions of a business model that's about much more than just Halo and Gears.

Microsoft knows E3 is a core gamers' event though, so there will be plenty of the latter. Expect to see Gears of War Judgement, Halo 4, Forza Horizon and other first-party titles. Expect a lot of third-party stage demos, too - we'd be surprised not to see Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, for example, and Tomb Raider was a hit last year so why not again?

Hopefully they'll lay off all the Bing stuff this time, but Kinect will feature too. Just hold your breath for those bits if it's not your bag.

Robert Purchese, out in LA for his first E3, will be reporting live from inside the Galen Center, and Tom Bramwell (hello!) and others may be throwing in some updates too.

The other platform holder conferences this year both take place on Tuesday from a European gamer's perspective: Sony's is at 2am UK time and Nintendo's is at 5pm. Yes, those of us in the Brighton office will be suffering by then. Join us!

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  • altitude2k 12 months ago

    Could have been worse, they could have announced that their next big innovation is a BOOK...
  • DAN.E.B 12 months ago

    you had me at exclusive dlc for games that arent released yet
    not supprised alan wake didnt show up that show was a cure for insomnia
  • TheEarlOfZinger 12 months ago

    Holy shit. And I thought the Sony conference was poor.
  • snafu65 12 months ago

    Well there was 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
  • Bangaioh 12 months ago

    Weak. Glad I gave away my xbox.
  • TheRaunchySeagull 12 months ago

    MS just lost me as a customer for the next generation, I'm not putting up with 3 exclusives for another 6 years. I'm out.

    Nintendo and Sony only from now on. It's embarrassing how little Microsoft has done now with 2 consoles, all they've done is get by with Halo and 1 good Gears game (2 and 3 sucked).
  • Collymilad 12 months ago

    What a load of shite.

    The Wii U is looking more tempting by the day.
  • ChanTheMan 12 months ago

    MS are not a company that understands games or even originality for that matter. But as long as all the morons keeps buying their machine, they'll put in even less effort
  • Wabe 12 months ago

    The message is simple. Turn off your 360 and look else ware for something interesting.
  • IronGiant 12 months ago

    Utter garbage. MS can fuck off with their timed exclusive DLC, pathetic.
  • Darren 12 months ago

    Yawn! I hate to be right but that was one predictably dull conference with very little that was genuinely exciting. And Microsoft still think exclusive DLC is more important than having exclusive games. Oh dear. As for Kinect... pfffffft!
  • Kanjin 12 months ago

    We didn't have good announcements last time, but still had excellent games throughout the year. Shame they didn't make more use of it though.
  • EuroStalker 12 months ago

    I don't think you'll find many Xbox owners complaining about Wii being for casual gamers. Can't think of any original games on Xbox 360 in the past 4 years. Same brown shooters.

    PS3 and Wii is were it's at for me. Get the best of both worlds - great titles like LBP, Heavy Rain, Uncharted mixed with great Nintendo titles. If you only own a 360 then you've experienced a narrow slice of 'shoot if it moves' gaming.
  • Widge 12 months ago

    Who needs new games when you have:

    slightly higher FPS
    an online system
    the worlds greatest joypad

    ???
  • DAN.E.B 12 months ago

    I didnt see anything to stop me buying a Wii U oh well
    Bye MS I want a games machine!
  • djkav 12 months ago

    Didn't like the MS presentation. Just the usual recycled trash!
  • B3NN-TH3-B3AR 12 months ago

    Crap Microsoft just crap
  • Kaminari 12 months ago

    Amazingly boring (and more than once embarassing) conference. As usual with MS, the only interesting bit was the new Halo. Though I have to admit I'm more excited by the arresting engine than by the uninspired action.
  • rob_of_the_robots 12 months ago

    You know what the advantage that consoles had over PC gaming? That they were supposed to be dedicated solely to gaming.
  • LLJaf 12 months ago

    You can't be surprised at the show. Msoft are not good games developers, they rely on third parties. Tomb raider looks good, blacklist okay everything else was shit. Resi 4 and 5 were unplayable for me due to motion sickness and 6 looks the same.
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    What i don't get is that MS do this every year, Sony keep pushing with new games, but Xbox still sells more. Go figure.
  • smallvillefan 12 months ago

    That was utter crap for the third year running.

    Microshaft, consider my 360 gone. It isn't going to take much for Ninty to sell me on Wii U at this point, all they have to do is remember they're releasing a GAMES console and I'm there.

    "Internet explorer"... Jesus fuck off you clowns.
  • jimnastics 12 months ago

    truly awful.... new games please! Got a feeling Nintendo are about to trounce this e3.
  • ronecvan_is_here 12 months ago

    I'm frankly tired of timed-exclusive DLC. Please MS, the bloody integration thing had gone a bit far and so has the new dance central. Seems like Halo 4 is the only shining beacon of hope for now.
  • Nodka 12 months ago

    That was so bad to watch the only entertaining moment was Matt & Trey trolling Microsoft.

    The actual smartglass remote bit for controlling web browsing was genuinely useful though they only bit of it.
  • Machetazo 12 months ago

    @Kanyeezy: oh yeah, that was quality by matt and trey, to pull that gag on-stage! What on earth's gone on with Forza - on the horizon: all the licensed sports cars are smoking wrecks? I hope Ubi can bring something good later. That Blacklist? Nah. I want nothing of that.
  • Machetazo 12 months ago

    That was painful. Other than the South Park trailer. I liked how they used the "new kid" angle, and the 4 main kid's costumes were v. good. That looks like a lot of fun. Call of Future Duty - seriously? :(
  • Tyedyed 12 months ago

    So worst e3 show 3 years in a row. Gg microsoft!
  • Kanyeeezy 12 months ago

    MS has not learnt from last years HOT MESS of a show, I WANT GAMES, like that dude from south park joked i dont care if it connects to my dishwasher while im flying a space
    ship, i just wanna god damn play ! grrr, ok so a few surprises but nothing extraoridnary, i am left waiting for something and we end up with COD which was ok i guess, oh well at least we didnt have those annoying kids on kinect from last year ! urgh
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    "Highlights"? Seriously EG? :-)
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    I got more enjoyment from doing the washing up, and i hate doing the washing up.

    Joking aside, smart glass, total waste of time and goes to show why the Nintendo pad controller will be just as useless imho. No one wants to be looking at a device when doing something else.
  • GI-Joel 12 months ago

    Fucking hell... No new games what a load of gash. Wtf is going on? Oh yeah every publisher has fucked off the people that make games. Now they have to resort to media to make money. FFS fucking tools.
  • nickal47 12 months ago

    I cannot believe how shit that was - as someone has already said do Microsoft actually like games? I'm fed up with them pushing all this kinect/movie crap, if I want to have a workout I'll go to the gym if I want to watch a film I'll rent a movie if I want to play games I'll turn on my Xbox... Oh wait
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    I got more enjoyment from watching nintendos pre e3 show then I did in the whole of xbox's two hour snooze fest I honestly kept saying to myself this can't be it they must be leaving the best until last maybe a sneak peak at the 720 at the end but nope finished on blops2 such a disappointment
  • dimitrisdiamantis 12 months ago

    They should give Rare back to Nintendo. Also where was Remedy?
  • reverandglass 12 months ago

    So Halo 4 looked good and that's coming from someone who doesn't like Halo. Other than that Xbox seem to have taken on Sony's "It only does everything" philosophy. It's funny that after years of hearing "I don't want my games console to do TV,web browsing etc." from xbox fanboys that's exactly what we're all getting.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Tomb Raider was the highlight of the conference for me. Met my expectations and genuinely looks great.
  • joeymoto108 12 months ago

    Disappointing show by Microsoft, to say the least. Halo, Forza, Gears, bunch of crappy Kinect gamess, 'new' XBL features... not enough for gamers imo.
  • Utilero 12 months ago

    Very very underwhelming... Microsoft needs something refreshing, the 360 feels so tired and outdated
  • RazorMaaaan 12 months ago

    That was truly abysmal. I hate you Microsoft, i wish Nintendo had good 3rd party support or Sony had a decent control pad so i never have to give you my money again.
  • bigtechno 12 months ago

    And oh yeah bitch you ain't cool just cause you have a tattoo
  • h15c0r3r 12 months ago

    Very poor :(
  • HIO 12 months ago

    So..Rip off Nintendo and Apple, add sports services unavailable in the UK, show some cross format games and infect everything with Kinect and tacky pop music.

    Should have stopped watching after Halo 4, the South Park game sounds pretty cool though. Worrying amount of games content for a games machine, hope Sony And Nintendo smash it. Like how Nintendo have started with the system overview video and saved time for games. A new F-Zero and proper Pilotwings sequel for starters please...
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Peter Molyneux says there was "far less Kinect emphasis this year". What presentation was he watching?
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Mediocre. It picked up at the end though. Xbox games on Windows 8 is the biggest news. Means I don't need an Xbox.
  • Indecisive 12 months ago

    MS Conference Stabbings Supercut needs to happen.
  • schoozzzmmii 12 months ago

    Core gamers are sony's for the taking, I think.
  • spekkeh 12 months ago

    Was it me or was the entire keynote aimed at the 12-16 year old boy demographic?
  • bigtechno 12 months ago

    Boring! Nothing new here just the same old rehashed shit well seen its the last year of the 360
    Yeah they all look good but where's the new games
  • whatfruit 12 months ago

    Why does L.A look like downtown Baghdad?
  • Bagpuss 12 months ago

    Microsoft can just fuck off and die..a once great games console reduced to sucking in the shallow,vacuous HIPSTER CUNT generation.
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    That CoD was mostly escort mission too.
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Going out tomorrow and buying a PS3.
  • grimshawish 12 months ago

    I hope you guys didn't clap.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    That's it???!! Christ, not so much throwing down the gauntlet to Sony as gifting them a brand new one. Halo 4 aside, very poor show.
  • schoozzzmmii 12 months ago

    well that was pretty damn poor. Think i might sit the next xbox console out if all its going to be is a media hub
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    Well that was pretty unimpressive...
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Well the Nintendo show could just be Miyamoto spreading his cheeks and farting the Zelda theme it would still be a million times better than that.
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    Pile of shit. Bye.
  • BlastPhoenix 12 months ago

    What a Snooze Fest
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    'flied one'? really robert purchese?
  • JoeyBean 12 months ago

    Lame.
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    dear god, what did i just watch?
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Is that the sniper rifle from Perfect Dark?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    future is black? what black? that was brown as Shit!
  • Lunastra78 12 months ago

    It's just like a Michael Bay movie - Lots of things happening and explosions everywhere, but ultimately is about as exciting as elevator muzak.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Do Microsoft even like games?
  • Quickstick4 12 months ago

    So...nothing from Rare?
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    never thought microsoft could do worst than last year.
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    Have a great E3!!
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    Bring on MW4 :-P
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    Hooray for glorified mandatory driving section w/ turret. Tick that one off!

    This is the most generic piece of crap EVER.
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Ohhh cod does battlefield ... Poorly
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    jesus christ, i always thought that " brown military shooter" cliche is exaggeration, but this is really trying to make me reconsider
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Isn't COD just a rail shooter now? How it is different from Houes of the Dead?
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    @Afiddes

    Why does it matter its not like in CoD you actually do anything anyway.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    I'm depressed.
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Ohhh cod does battlefield
  • Quickstick4 12 months ago

    Getting bored with this COD
  • Feanor 12 months ago

    The gaming journalists there with some dignity should out their colleagues who were cheering and applauding this crap.
  • humanchu 12 months ago

    after frostbyte this non destructability looks a bit old
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn.
  • chessboxer 12 months ago

    Remote controlled Quadrocopter for the Prestige Edition?
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    I really don't like that arm thingy that allows mechs to do all your killing
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    @TheZebra Damn straight!
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Comments not updating for anyone else?
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Must be fun to make scripted games. They do it every year.
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    @Huddy hehe, no doubt!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    you know, it looks like poor man's killzone
  • TheZebra 12 months ago

    Its games like this that are turning me off gaming. Roll on the Nintendo & Playstation shows!
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    The feed is stuck at 18:32 for me. I like to think thats when EG managed to creep out?
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    For this day and age, terrain destruction looks *really* bad in this game..
  • JoeyBean 12 months ago

    Looks terrible but I'm sure it will sell.
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    even the bloke playing it looks bored.
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    I must be getting old and jaded
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    in retrospect, black ops I E3 presentation was much, much better
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    The only thing more depressing that this god awful MS conference is that this shitty CoD game is gonna sell like fucking lava-hot-cakes.
  • Huddy 12 months ago

    Even the mighty Don Draper would struggle to spin anything good out of that MS conference. Now where's my Canadian Club.
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    I must be getting old and jaded
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Sony and Nintendo will so own this travesty of a conference
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    I wish I could fast forward this toss.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    The damage on background buildings is less than realistic. See the plane crash into a building? It barely left a dent.
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    Love COD but not entirely convinced so far...
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    yawn
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    worst looking cod showing at e3 I've seen
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    Eurogamer.net dies temporally, MS @ E3 2012 confirmed dead
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Cliche of Duty is looking mighty average
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    Well done MS, a browser and some music, way to push the boundaries... /golfclap
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Looks better than the teaser. But why is the President going to a prom in the middle of a national crisis?
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    @TRUTH To be fair we know nothing about the new Splinter Cell's platform designations, bear in mind that 'Conviction' was a 360 and PC exclusive.
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Why would you not finish with halo??? It would have at least made me feel a little less dirty after nearly two hours of staring at shite
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Would have made more sense to start with footage from a multiplatform game and end with halo 4 seeing as it's an exclusive. What a load of utter balls.
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    auto aim..............
  • munki83 12 months ago

    that sniper rifle better not be in the mp
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    @TRUTH exactly, what a let down by MS.
  • technicianTed 12 months ago

    Bad show, only the new xbox showing could have saved it but we get black ops 2 instead.
  • natureboy 12 months ago

    I don't care
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    destroyed bridge - its just insulting how many assets they are re-using
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    walking under that jet no problem then? cool.
  • TheZebra 12 months ago

    Just can't get excited about COD
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    @NotSoSlim well if the mention a couple of games they mite do well.... ;)
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    Nice to see really poor and dated visuals again, don't want to ruin the habit CoD...
  • md99 12 months ago

    Nice graphics. Same old COD tedium. Which sequel are we on now?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    turret section, 'cause thats innovative
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Yey. Slow mo crashing choppers! Cod is Back!
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Usher killed my eurogamer for a bit there lol I honestly think his singing is as good as the entire x box presentation
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Good to see that COD still plays itself.
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    THEY WANT OUR FREEDOM
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    AGHHH, MS this conference is just SO insanely shite. There's just nothing here to be excited about, AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Why would taking out G20 leaders do anything? The deputies would step up or new elections held.
  • TheZebra 12 months ago

    Call of duty, blah blah meh
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    If all this 3D-internet-tablet-connected device bullshit is the future, then I wanna head back to the past.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    Cripple those capitalist dogs
  • NotSoSlim 12 months ago

    Sony dont have to do much to beat this crap. MS are laughable
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    madame president - uuu, truely this is future - wonder if queen is still healthy
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Good to see Bobby has invested in a new game engine.
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Call of Duty. Mega yawn here. Such shallow games.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Show ends with COD :-(
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Where the fuck are Rare?
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    so instead of opening with CoD and closing with Halo - this year they switch it up with Cod last... throw the money at the PR team they earned it! =/
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    Here comes to CoD
  • bigshot316 12 months ago

    Oh yippee.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    EDIT consoles not copies
  • akyan 12 months ago

    10 minutes to win us back. I don't think it's going to happen.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    fuck blops
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    Alright Batman.
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Errand-tainment? They're announcing an MMO!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    on casual side, their theme - " xbox transforms your tv into smart tv" is actualy pretty brilliant - it might sell a lot of copies
  • FenderMaster 12 months ago

    Well... Usher just undid what little good work Matt and Trey did :(
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    and ONE MORE THING! ...... KINECT 2 /o\
  • Stevehd 12 months ago

    Microsoft exec 1: "Hmm... the show will be a bit dry. We need something to spice it up."
    Microsoft exec 2: "Gamers like usher and dancing right?"
    Microsoft exec 1: "Fucked if I know! Lets just do it anyway"
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    Don Mattrick is the most insincere man ever.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Usher-ing?
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    I cannot believe that people who like this music have souls.
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    That got WAAY too much applause. Do American journos REALLY love Usher?
  • fletch7100 12 months ago

    Usher singing, sorry turning the volume down as I watch man v food
  • ronecvan_is_here 12 months ago

    Why is everyone cheering? He's a good dancer but not a great singer.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    dance central is good for what it is, but thats exactly why it shouldnt be here - everyone knows it already works, you can promote it with normal ad campaigns, but dont waste your E3 conference on that!
  • munki83 12 months ago

    Booooooooo
  • M83J01P97 12 months ago

    Finally, a game that gives me a valid reason to touch myself over and over again!
  • JaysonG 12 months ago

    Needed to bring some screaming girls into the auditorium for Usher... sounds pretty dead in there.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    youtube's dislike count is going turbo!
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    wtf is this E3 or the mtv awards?
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    All we want to know is when is the next Xbox due out, not all this ....
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Oh no wait, it would.
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Kill it with fire.
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    I will fall asleep soon
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    It wouldn't actually be so bad if he could sing.
  • ronecvan_is_here 12 months ago

    Is it me or does Usher sound worse when he's performing live?
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    @MrFlump you are the best!
  • Mr.Spo 12 months ago

    Went downstairs, came back.... What the actual fuck?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    worst company or not, i actually cant wait for EA conference after that
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    Wow that few minutes of bareability was quickly lost, would have been much more hilarious to follow up Stone and Parker with Kanye West.
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Who vomited this song into existence?
  • md99 12 months ago

    This MS showing beats anything Nintendo has done at E3 over the past five years for sheer wankness.
  • bigshot316 12 months ago

    This man is making me want to drive pencils through my eyes.
  • cukydoh 12 months ago

    Oh Kinect, just F off PLEASE. And seriously, why has almost EVERY Kinect piece only used VOICE RECOGNITION. You only need one thing for that, A FUCKING MICROPHONE. No Kinect necessary, F off MS. F OFF.
  • K0rrupt 12 months ago

    Good lord, this is a tiny bit shameless, no?
  • MrFlump 12 months ago

    He needs to see a doctor. He appears to be checking for testicular cancer on stage.
  • TheZebra 12 months ago

    oh dear....
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Do we need the whole sodding usher song? No-one's impressed by your bought celebrity, Microsoft.
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    remove friend
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Man, I feel bad for the journo's trapped watching this.
  • JoeyBean 12 months ago

    WTF... Fuck off Usher.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    Matt and Trey please come back and upstage Usher with your moves!
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    What is that awful noise?
  • Uncle_Spanks 12 months ago

    Is this a games conference? All I see is dancing.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Flat crowd. Lol.
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Fuck sake Harmonix, stop with this Kinect shit and do some good DLC for Rock Band for a change.
  • Turambar 12 months ago

    Microsoft seems to think the core demographic is made up of 12 year old girls.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    muted
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    No videogames reporter gives a shit about Usher.
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    ...No. Just, no.
  • md99 12 months ago

    I'll bet all the lard arsed American journo's in the audience can't wait to play this!
  • TheAngryRatel 12 months ago

    WHAT AM I WATCHING?
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    I'm wondering what Fisher Fan thinks about Usher!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    Stone and parker get 1 minute, and usher entire song

    ...does MS deliberatelly pisses off journalists that are present there?
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    Must be bright in there.
  • steveex 12 months ago

    What the hell
  • the11thdoctor 12 months ago

    A dance game. Shoot me now.
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Look at this idiot.
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Toff usher
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Vierra!
  • Findus 12 months ago

    wow so lacking in stuff they are using Usher as filler...Oops
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    awkward
  • rottingbadger 12 months ago

    I can dance like that, I just dont wanna thats all.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    I think MS play a competition with themselves to see if they can do one worse than the previous year.
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    arse is firmly planted in seat thanks.
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    I'll quote Darth Vader on what I'm seeing now with that Dance Central 3 shit:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Cheddar99 12 months ago

    what is this I don't even
  • munki83 12 months ago

    Miming bastard
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    oh no. no. god no. kill me.
  • md99 12 months ago

    Dance Central and chart music. Please fuck off and die.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    usher u cunt
  • X201 12 months ago

    Any chance of getting the South Park chaps to do the whole of next year's conference?...please
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    "It's South Park creators Matt Parker and Trey Stone!" Think you've got the names mixed there Bobby ol' boy...!
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Shit. I actually thought that was going somehwere. Then they left
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    South Park.
    not funny then, not funny now
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Did it look like Mike and Trey got abruptly told to get off or was it just me?
  • ronecvan_is_here 12 months ago

    No, not another Kinect game!
  • munki83 12 months ago

    oh christ
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    That cost MS $200m.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    weird, didnt dance central 2 tanked at retail?
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    oh god no dancing please
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    *sobs"
  • Quickstick4 12 months ago

    STICK OF TRUTH!!!
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    Can't complain about Parker and Stone! Nice touch MSoft.
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Matt and Trey have just stolen the show
  • munki83 12 months ago

    get off the stage
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    Man Stone and Parker are looking old, but at least the first thing they did was take the piss.
  • md99 12 months ago

    South Park bloke tells it as it is. Fuck 'connectivity'.
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    I think 'fBEEP this sBEEP' is probably a good summary of this as a whole
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    We're gonna need a montaaawwge.
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    STAY IN MESSAGE, GUYS
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Now we're getting somewhere! God bless you Matt & Trey!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    i already love him
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    What can you say when a South Park game could be a highlight GLOL 'oven'
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    Finally something intreasting. Althourgh its not new but ill take what i can.
  • greenthumb 12 months ago

    wreckateer looked absolute toilet
  • munki83 12 months ago

    NEver
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    Oh my God! They Killed Xbox!
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Is someone going to refund the bandwidth I'm currently wasting?
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Yey! South Park!
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Eugh at least she is kinda pretty

    Oh oh south park finally something decent
  • ronecvan_is_here 12 months ago

    The south park looks rather interesting.
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    wreckateer? angry birds/crush the castle style cash in...? this is terrible stuff ms..
  • prettyboytim 12 months ago

    Yay casual gamer misogyny.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    South Park! Woo! Something actually interesting!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    is south park still a thing?
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Eugh at least she is kinda pretty
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    Defender of the Crown raises you with Greek Fire
  • Lotos8ter 12 months ago

    I liked her. She needs to come for tea
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Oh dear lord.
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    I won't worry, I don't want to play it.
  • md99 12 months ago

    Shoot one out of your cunt love
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    This woman is stoned and I approve.
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Would, even with that tattoo.
  • akyan 12 months ago

    Worst. Destruction. Animation. Ever!
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    So, Angry Birds, then.
  • Mr.Spo 12 months ago

    Ah, the obligatory awkward/annoying on stage Kinect demo. Jolly good.
  • srankin16 12 months ago

    Don't think there is a face or a palm big enough
  • steveex 12 months ago

    This looks like a 3d flash game
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Yey! I lady with boobies plays a Kinect game. Finally something trully interesting to watch. (Well, I liked Tomb Raider, Resi in it's non QTE moments and Halo 4)
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    angry birds + kinect = hell
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    Get your tats out!
  • munki83 12 months ago

    Angry birds 3D ?
  • prettyboytim 12 months ago

    Well, this looks rubbish.
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Nice cannonballs...
  • zoidberg 12 months ago

    Worst tattoo ever.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    nice knob placement, Alex.
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Nipple Buttons!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    SHOW UR TITTIES!
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Proof you can still be an executive with excessive tattoos.
  • md99 12 months ago

    She'd get it
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    God this woman is annoying. And I bet she regrets that tattoo.
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Kinect Angry Birds
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    Kids stuff? Fuck, that's it, I'm off.
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    Resi, ruined.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    not a fan of that tattoo
  • munki83 12 months ago

    she can polish my rocks
  • Nismo400R84 12 months ago

    Sounds pretty rad ?!?!?! who the feck talks like that
  • Turambar 12 months ago

    This woman doesn't believe a word she is saying.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    6 looks good!
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    I really hate these b-movies interlaced with quick time events
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    HOLD ON - HE WAS SPLIT SECOND FROM HEAD-CRASH WITH A FRICKIN TRAIN, AND HE CALMLY SAYS " HOLD ON'

    good to know that voice acting ius staying classy in RE
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    And Leon's story is supposed to be the more survival horror oriented part...
  • munki83 12 months ago

    ITS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Wouldn't it be easier to say "XBOX: bing crappy action movie"
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Yawn.
  • the11thdoctor 12 months ago

    RE6 looking good - must play the other 5.
  • md99 12 months ago

    Looks pretty good, Resi 6. Shame the PC version will probably be up to Capcoms usual shit standard.
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Resident Evil + Screen tear + Dragons Lair = This rubbish
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    There is going to be an exclusive DLC announcement tied to this, isn't there.
  • Regdum 12 months ago

    damn, that poor soldier who helped 'em, they ditched him like he's nothing!
  • Downes 12 months ago

    I miss old school Resident Evil.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Not too impressed with Resi 6 tbh.. QTE ftl
  • DavidBoring 12 months ago

    for a game with constantly exploding whole cities, resi 6 looks very bland
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    was that supposed to impress me? because it didn't
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Will it end already?
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    That's another game off my list (RE6)
  • Lunastra78 12 months ago

    The throatstab is the new headshot
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    @kinky_mong. The game I think, happening to everyone.
  • joeymoto108 12 months ago

    RESI 6 LOOKS AWFUL :(
  • Mr.Spo 12 months ago

    What's Reginald Devil 6?
  • LudusSolers 12 months ago

    Disappointed, but not surprised by this presentation. Surely Microsoft are saving themselves for next year's event.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    ladies and gents, the new golden standard of action games - CORRIDOR COVER BASED DARK BROWN SHOOTERS

    oh wait
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    So new IP: Some crazy motorbike thing and something terrible by the Toy Soldiers guys
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    Everytime I see 'Made for Kinect', somewhere a kitten dies.
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    'This is terrible.' My thoughts entirely, love.
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    @munkl83

    You mean sequels
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Is that my feed tearing or the game?!
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Resident Evil Screen tear edition
  • X201 12 months ago

    My whelm has never been so far under
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    LocoCycle sounds like a SciFi original film about a killer motorbike !
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    so there will be some interesting new IP's on XBLA, cool, but hardly surprising - XBLA is already one of the best reasons to own xbox in the first place
  • md99 12 months ago

    Oh fuck off with this Kinect shit
  • joeymoto108 12 months ago

    Did anyone else not understand a single word of the Resi guys?
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    That giant enemy wasn't even at all crab-like.
  • DavidBoring 12 months ago

    marble madness meets portal ?
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    More sequels, more DLC please. Don't worry about new games / new IPs - sic
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    hee hee two funny japanese
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Wahay! 3 trailers for 3 games and I've still have no idea what they're about. Terribad.
  • grayn 12 months ago

    Hmm, I wonder if Sony will have something to say about the obvious God of War clone having a similar name to their new God of War game.
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    So much orange and teal!
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Why is Gore Verbinski making a Portal rip-off?
  • munki83 12 months ago

    do ms have any big guns this year to show ?
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    LocoCycle
  • MrFlump 12 months ago

    Oh, it's the space core from portal 2
  • hoathenfold 12 months ago

    Its Wheatley :)
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    @sjmlondon

    Safari? Seriously?
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    Loco Cycle looks brilliant.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    so what was that?
    that locomoto or whatever thing?
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    Loco... what? What the fuck was that?
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Ascend: New Gods = 50p in GAME next year
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Mousehunt: the game?
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Tomb Raider looks great. I see a lot of "its Uncharted" comments. I think TR is well within its right to adapt, in a genre it inspired
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    ...graphics and animation were rather weak...
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    IE9 is crap. If you've going to include a browser please give the option to use Chrome or Safari.
  • sfp_noodle 12 months ago

    Great, more fucking DLC announcements before the game is even fucking released. And first on teh Xbox!!! Well fucking done MS, keeping throwing your money at publishers instead of making some new fucking new games!
  • Cheddar99 12 months ago

    yffvytvyggv
  • munki83 12 months ago

    looks like GoW
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    gow rip...
  • steveex 12 months ago

    Does anyone actually use a Windows phone.
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    Sorry but I don't care if the first DLC is coming exclusively to 360, I don't want you to start talking about DLC months before the game come out.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    ....ooook, somthing new and interesting? am i dreaming?
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Toy Soldiers franchise makers! #barrelscraped
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    This guy looks like an Exec at Weyland-Yutani.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    yay dlc timed exclusive
  • the11thdoctor 12 months ago

    Oh its some timed dlc. Great.
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    Great another DLC before game is out.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    ooh DLC, I must have that game.
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    A TOTALLY NEW GAME? I think I just had a heart attack.
  • freakybun 12 months ago

    Lara croft: Brutal combat. Got a nice ring to it,
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Cardigan fail.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    oh they ruined it by mentioning dlc
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Pretty sure my gf thinks I'm warxhing porn with all this moaning
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Ooooh. Exclusive DLC. Wow.
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    Exclusive DLC, had to be!
  • sjmlondon 12 months ago

    Kinect, kinect and more kinext - -heart sinks
  • joeymoto108 12 months ago

    Uncharted....with boobs?
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Countdown to pointless Kinect add ons...
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Doesnt look as good as Uncharted. Not as pretty.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    i don't like how Lara is crying all the time
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    liking the suttle QTEs
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    The circle is round. Uncharted was 'Tomb Raider with a man', now Tomb Raider is Uncharted with Lara Croft
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    I swear I was playing this bit yesterday on Golden Abyss.
  • EMULOUS 12 months ago

    so its uncharted with a chick?
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Good visuals
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Hair technology fail.
  • JamieR 12 months ago

    Tomb raider looks fantastic but it's not the tomb raider we grow up playing.
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Alright, so I get to be Rambo, nice.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    TR looks awesome but does it come with a kinect only dancing mini game If not I'm out :p
  • Clatoo 12 months ago

    hasn't there been a fast, fluid and intuitive web browser on the wii for the past six years ?
  • seano'se 12 months ago

    you would think she would pick up a gun on the way!!
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Any chance of new IP this year, MS?
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    uncharted for tits.
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    That's gotta hurt.
  • StingingVelvet 12 months ago

    To someone who surfs the net on his PC, watches blurays for movies and has netflix on said bluray player, and would NEVER do this stuff on the go, this is all SO pointless.
  • Venkman90 12 months ago

    would.
  • Regdum 12 months ago

    uncharted with tits?
  • md99 12 months ago

    TR certaily looks nice.
  • ucankurbaga 12 months ago

    uncharted 4
  • digitalash 12 months ago

    The percentage of 'dislikes' on the youtube feed has steadily been inching up.
  • StueLDUK 12 months ago

    When did gaming/watching films become such a fucking chore?
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    "Have a great show" he says!
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Holy crap! A game! And surprise, a sequel. Probably Kinect-enhanced.
  • md99 12 months ago

    Oooh, Tomb Raider. Give us a new Sould Reaver too.
  • sfp_noodle 12 months ago

    Finally back to games!!!!
  • bigshot316 12 months ago

    The INTERNET????!!

    On my TV?!?!

    IS THIS THE FUTURE??!!
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    A GAME! Jesus christ.
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    @seano'se wat can they say really?
  • akyan 12 months ago

    They'd better be saving all the best stuff for the second half....because so far it sucks.
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    It's easy to fall asleep, that's what it is.
  • hoathenfold 12 months ago

    Didn't they used to use these showcases to show games????
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Does anyone here actually want any of this?
  • Venkman90 12 months ago

    Do this at a digital conference, not a gaming one you mentalists.
  • grassyknoll 12 months ago

    Why do I need information about a film on my phone while I'm watching it!?! Seems pointless & annoying. Microsoft, I bought a fucking games console!
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    No mention the tablets and phones "we already own" by and large aren't Microsoft ones
  • X201 12 months ago

    I'm close to ditching this and playing Max Payne 3 instead.
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    whens this fat fuck gonna fuck off
  • seano'se 12 months ago

    The Eurogamer updates seem to have fallen asleep....
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    Hey, don't have a tablet or a smartphone and just want to play games?

    Well, fuck off, then
  • axman303 12 months ago

    This is obviously a play at trying to beat Apple's likely next move into the lounge with the Apple Television.
  • ElNino9 12 months ago

    Xbox, "search PornHub"
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    WHY IS HE STILL TALKING!?
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    Why would anyone who already has a tablet/smartphone on their lap want to use their TV to browse the web?
  • HotCoffee 12 months ago

    Utter abomination. Like they're trying to sell me an iPad. Certainly doesn't make me want to get an XBox.
  • grassyknoll 12 months ago

    Why do I need information about a film on my phone while I'm watching it!?! Seems pointless & annoying. Microsoft, I bought a fucking games console!
  • md99 12 months ago

    Could somebody tell this cunt we've been doing this for the past fifteen fucking years on our computers?
  • greenthumb 12 months ago

    this smartglass demo is utterly fake
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    FFS! Come on MS why don't you spoil EVERYTHING for us.. MS: guess what kids santa is a lie
  • JumpinJackFlash 12 months ago

    Worst E3 conference ever. It's a fucking casual fest...
  • Venkman90 12 months ago

    branding, branding, paid for cross marketing. This is just lots of corporations sucking each other off.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    @osahi

    Internet Explorer bashing is so 2009
  • rottingbadger 12 months ago

    Only thing i've taken away from this press conference is that Sports Jackets and T-Shirts ARE BACK BABY. YEAH!
  • humanchu 12 months ago

    Focus is not really MS strong suit.
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Cool prometheus spoiler for who hasn't seen the film yet :p
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Or use a fucking HDMI cable to attach your laptop.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    people keep asking me when will you show some fucking games!
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    Mute Look Away from the screen, bastards
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Oh thanks for those spoilers MS :-|
  • ElNino9 12 months ago

    MicrosoftLOL

    This is even worse than the cluster fuck they peddled out last year.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Wow, the graphics in Prometheus are amazing!
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    "Lets take a look"

    No, lets not.
  • Breach 12 months ago

    I seriously might not go with xbox next gen. The future looks fucking abysmal :(
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    and MORE spoilers! quit spoiling movies for us!!!!
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    No! Prometheus spoilers! Away with you!
  • md99 12 months ago

    Wooooo! Internet Explorer on Xbox. Fuck yeah!
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    "XBOX, search for adult content!"
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Uh oh.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    I'll be able to use IE to download Chrome then?
  • Findus 12 months ago

    hang on so you have to have smart glass or kinnect to browse the web??? err!!
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    IE only if you own kinect! nice....
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    Now we are talking minus the Kinect
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Xbox fanboys in the crowd cheering at this dribble makes me sick burp.
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Internet Explorer for Xbox? And people cheer? INTERNET EXPLORER? I mean

    INTERNET EXPLORER?
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Well, that cured me from thoughts of buying an XBox so far.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    i would LOVE if sites like eurogamer would sum up entire MS conference in just 4 words: there were no games.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    wow i can use ie......
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    internet explorer........................
    ................................
    ....
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    People keep asking me "When will you get the fuck off the stage"?
  • kingcrowbar 12 months ago

    lol magic of kinect
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Thank you for that purely conceptual trailer.
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Madden integration is cool
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    Tell me Eurogamer, are people getting paid to clap? Seriously.
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Can't wait for my phone to RROD on me!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    my reasoning was " next xbox will be less of a gaming console, but i love their controller" but suddenly, thanks to nintendo, thats not a problem
  • md99 12 months ago

    What a complete and utter shitefest so far!
  • zoidberg 12 months ago

    Only place this TV to tablet integration in-game would work is for sophisticated RPGs.
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    Wii U justification, where Nintendo leads MS follows
  • Jyan91 12 months ago

    ah i missed a bit, how did we get to waypoint?
  • seano'se 12 months ago

    Xbox... I only have two eyes...how the hell can I look at all of these things!! Too much to do. I just want to lay on the couch and play games or watch tv!!
  • steveex 12 months ago

    Why Xbox Smartglass. This has nothing to do with Xbox.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Hate Madden, but that was rather nifty.
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    I do not understand this presentation. Wake me up when it's done.
  • sfp_noodle 12 months ago

    Notice how there's no COD reveal? It's been the first thing MS show at every single E3 normally. I have a sneaky feeling Sony will show it off for once, most likely running on the Vita.
  • humanchu 12 months ago

    Attention game media types: Please do not hold back on criticism when you cover this.
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    At least the comments on here are keeping me amused.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    Smart glass = wii U with a higher price tag as you have to buy both the 360 AND a tablet that works with it (namely apple)
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    I can hear Robert snoring
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    Thought he was about to spoil the Game of Thrones finale there, I would have actually stamped on the XBox to avoid that!
  • captainwhiskers 12 months ago

    If you're reading all that extra shit on your tablet your gonna miss a whole lotta film.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Is this officially phase 2 of Microsoft living room domination?
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    "please buy our tablets please please"
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    xbox smart ass O_o
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    "Xbox, show games!"
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Why would I want to be distracted by another screen of info while watching a movie or TV programme!? Makes no sense!
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    i dont want to fcking talk to my xbox... for games of for media!

    smart glass = snore
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Smartglass = Wii U.
  • orakio 12 months ago

    bloody hell, I haven't even started watching it >_
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    What in shitting crikey is he on about?
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    So like any other Android/iOS Tablet. I want to see new exclusive games or surprises.
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    no spoilers!
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    No way they are going to spend so much time on this then spunk it all away on some 720 news.
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Kinect fail
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    OI SPOILERS MS!
  • Bagpuss 12 months ago

    RAGE MODE:

    WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF FUCKING SHITE...FUCK OFF AND DIE KINECT.
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    So it's MSs equivalent of AirPlay? Big effing deal.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Looking forward to the Sony and Ninty pressers now. Might actually see some games.
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Windows 8 tablet? Those actually exist?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    " on my windows 8 tablet" yeah, totally plausible scenario! you listened to zune in meantime?
  • Twin_snakes 12 months ago

    XBOX, Bing, Original games
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    nintendo preview yesterday was more interesting.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    If MS down announce free online play then I'm sure most people wont think about using their 360 much... As said already it's ment to be a games console not a media center... Irony is wasn't Sony the media one orginally?
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Nobody mention the games. I think they did once but they seem to have gotten away with it.
  • Billybob21 12 months ago

    I'm sorry, I kind of faded out for a second. What the hell was all that Nike stuff about?
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    lol marketzero you know, people never hear of a gym?
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Mark could have dressed up a bit
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    Yay more 'connected world' ...
  • munki83 12 months ago

    At least glass is multiformat
  • RichieTenenbaum 12 months ago

    When I'm watching my favourite tv show I don't want to look at my phone. I'm watching TV!
  • Regdum 12 months ago

    This...this is just terrible
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Nice anorak
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Robert Purchese, are you still awake?
  • axman303 12 months ago

    haha! can't bring themselves to show an iPad in that shot of talets...
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    Third conference in a row that is downright embarrassing, makes me wonder how they manage to still be so popular with the hardcore gamer.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    ooow this could be big
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Stop with the shared devices...... support open standards and they WILL work together.
  • Lunastra78 12 months ago

    Wow I went into this with an open mind but this is the most boring E3 presentation I've ever seen. :(
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    lol microsoft should all of their 3 games already!!
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    clapping is getting quieter, isn't it?
  • Turambar 12 months ago

    Remember when you used your games console to play games?
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    He's been bragging about Nike for about 3 whole minutes, without even touching about the Kinect side yet.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    @munki truer words were never spoken!
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    the only way they can save themselves now is some sort of wink to the 720
  • bigshot316 12 months ago

    FFS How many Xboxers give a flying rats cock about this here'exercise'?!!
  • MarketZero 12 months ago

    I've been waiting ages for my Xbox to motivate me to exercise. Along with waiting for my toaster to encourage me to be nicer to people.
  • StingingVelvet 12 months ago

    That Splinter Cell better be on PC. Nothing else interesting yet.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    my body isnt ready
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Has Matthew McConaughey packed in the acting career?
  • humanchu 12 months ago

    How much of this "the consumer loves convergence"-type BS do they expect us to put up with?
  • MrFlump 12 months ago

    *text message alert*

    "hey fat ass, get off the sofa and stop playing gears of war and go for a fucking run"
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    The Xbox is for watching videos and sports and waving your hands about.
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    i feel fat now...

    *eats more chocolate*
  • munki83 12 months ago

    but if im working out at home I can't look at the girls at the gym.....whats teh point
  • orakio 12 months ago

    Those are some spanking white teeth, sirrah!
  • ucankurbaga 12 months ago

    ms turned to casual long ago...
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Could sell a shedload of xboxs, though. Unfortunately.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    Fuck nike fuel I want some games!
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    Come here to look at new games for my GAMING console, you couldnt make this up...
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    better than the human eye, sure, if we're talking about 90 year old with an eyepatch and astigmatism
  • steveex 12 months ago

    And why would gamers care about this. We want games. Did Microsoft not learn after last year?
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    This is just getting worse. I wonder how this conference will end. Not sure I want to know.
  • DevDek 12 months ago

    Looks like they phoned it in this year.
  • axman303 12 months ago

    WiiFit Kinect! Woot!
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    I'M JUST A FLOATING PAIR OF HANDS!
  • Otis_Inf 12 months ago

    Gawd, this nike guy should get his own comedy channel...."If you have a body, you're an atlete".
  • greenthumb 12 months ago

    oh dear, this is all wrong
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    next... couldnt care less!!! i want gamessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Nike: Sweatshop Simulator?
  • JumpinJackFlash 12 months ago

    Wrap up and fuck off!
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    we tell them how fast they run or how high they jump wtf
  • munki83 12 months ago

    If you have a body you can wear shirts
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Next they will announce their new partnership with Tesco.
  • hoathenfold 12 months ago

    Hey MS - any chance of showing some games.....?
  • carlosdfn 12 months ago

    Who cares about games right?
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    E3 sucks
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    and really a fitness game? they REALLY want to be the next wii - Nintendo please just show awsome wii u games then MS can be as 'casual ore' they like... Hands up who is getting another format to PLAY GAMES?
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    Nike+ for Xbox? This is simply not worth the push they're giving it.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    i would complain that for some reason my video is very dark, but on second thought, that's more of a blessing
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Oh dear fucking lord.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    This is why my 360 gathers dust
  • grimshawish 12 months ago

    People used to complain about Nintendo. Seriously, what the heck is this?
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    nike wtf!
  • orakio 12 months ago

    poor fitness, I have seen your future.
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    What happened to the video games guys? :-|
  • LudusSolers 12 months ago

    This is actually worse than Microsoft's 2010 E3 presentation.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    goddamit MS, stop scratching the bottom of the barrel, australia called that they're getting earthquakes!
  • h15c0r3r 12 months ago

    @orakio
    Yes, :_(
  • Tekkirai 12 months ago

    Oh god, Kinect fitness now?
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Fuck it. I'm getting a Wii U
  • steveex 12 months ago

    Or I could use Youtube and listen for free.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    the more MS push media the more they forget about games... They only own 3 IP really
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    Does anyone use their Xbox for music??
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    Thanks, but I've already got Spotify.
  • hoathenfold 12 months ago

    i honestly wonder how many people use all this media functionality....
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    I'm definitely not cool enough for this
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    @18:03
    Robert Purchase
    IKR?!
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    If they continue with that shit, I swear I'll buy an Apple TV
  • grimshawish 12 months ago

    This is dreadful.
  • coomber 12 months ago

    "Fisher Fan is letting out soft whoops, laughs and cheers at every execution. It's creepy/sweet."

    Yeah, I fucking hate these cunts who enjoy video games and get excited about them too.
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    Oh dear god, just put a fucking bullet in it already...
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Having another crack at an iTunes killer...
  • orakio 12 months ago

    crikey. Times have changed, haven't they?
  • h15c0r3r 12 months ago

    I just want games for f*cks sake!!!!
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Wake me up if MS bought the online rights to the Premiership...if ever.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Skip to the end...
  • drivenstorm 12 months ago

    I would pay for them not to show ITV.
  • Raid 12 months ago

    These people really ought to lock their door.
  • dorkacle 12 months ago

    Europe need = n/a
  • Sharzam 12 months ago

    All stuff irrelevant to Europe.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    this is so painful
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    give me an app on my tablet of choice to do that switching
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    need more games less bromance
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    Great. Now how about the OTHER 5.75 billion people in the world, none of whome give a monkeys about US sports?
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    So Oli, Rob, are there men dressed in black walking up and down the aisles with big sticks forcing people to cheer or what?
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Sport, voice control, The Fratellis. It's like an unholy trinity of shit I hate.
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    Music omg lol, its a game show right?
  • ucankurbaga 12 months ago

    where is xbox 740
  • thehappiestpanda 12 months ago

    Considering that the only main network missing from xbox over here is ITV(due this year I think) I think we're pretty well supported in the UK.
  • Kremlik 12 months ago

    Remember they can word things with 'disclaimers' later, like '360 is the number 1 console..(with xbox users) really i thought the Wii outsold it... they lied off the bat
  • seano'se 12 months ago

    ...Xbox...give me something for Europe please!
  • Tekkirai 12 months ago

    Because at E3, we care about watching TV on our consoles.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    tried watchin sky sports on xbox and picture was shocking much smoother for me on the ipad
  • h15c0r3r 12 months ago

    Feeling pretty unimpressed so far :(
  • X201 12 months ago

    Rounders!
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    This is so gay
  • munki83 12 months ago

    Remember when E3 use to be about computer games and hardware
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    @truth

    The Bing voice thingy is always reliable for me. Just a shame it's not for the games....
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    What about ESPN 8 - "the ocho"?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    it's not even that MS conferences are bad - they simply aren't GAMING conferences since maybe2010/sure as hell 2011
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    xbox! asian ladyboys!
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    Who gives a crap. We come to E3 for the games not what we can watch on whatever console.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    "Heard u like sports"
  • Findus 12 months ago

    all live, all in hd, all on xbox 360, all in the U.S
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    Are they going to show any new games? what is this shit?
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    And as a European, why should I care?
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    de ja vu anyone??
  • sfp_noodle 12 months ago

    Is that all they're showing for games? Is the good part over already? Lame! Could not give less of a shit about all these Americanised "services." Show us some more games you mugs!
  • gott_sei_dank 12 months ago

    disintermediation is the future, hopefully :)
  • Genome 12 months ago

    If anyone needs to go the bathroom, this is the part where you do that. XBOX! TELENOVELA!
  • akyan 12 months ago

    The entertainment sections are pretty irritating. The selection outside the US is pretty terrible.
  • munki83 12 months ago

    no we hate hokey give us curling
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    A very disappointing keynote so far...roll on Nintendo.
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    have we seen anything actual new by now? except that kinect ditches motion recognition?
  • caesar_ 12 months ago

    Microsoft appear to be promoting schizophrenia.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    @gerald because that wouldn't be stupid
  • steveex 12 months ago

    How did the BBC choose Xbox to show off content. iPlayer was on the Wii and PS3 first.
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    Hey Microsoft, when are you showing some games?
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    sure, you can give me all these.. " telenovelas" - and i can show you middle finger and go sony or ninny next gen : p
  • jonbwfc 12 months ago

    None of these are going to be available in Europe, are they?
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Anyone else reached 95% boredom yet?
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    BBC is ON EVERY PLATFORM..... bloody lying MS goon
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    or just use a controller not really worth showing at e3
  • gerald 12 months ago

    Kinect seems to be reduced too voice commands... why not just use a headset for that?
  • Breach 12 months ago

    Speech recognition lol
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Here we go, all the media stuff that 99% of people watching this won't give a shit about...
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Time for a cup of tea. I'll come back when they start on about games again.
  • BlastPhoenix 12 months ago

    Didn't they show this exact same thing last year?
  • WadiumArcadium 12 months ago

    BING!
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    are people really so dense that they have to say " xbox fantasy" before finding new episode of game of thrones?
  • munki83 12 months ago

    XBOX BING PORN
  • Lotos8ter 12 months ago

    "Fenix being slammed in jail"

    /when bromance goes too far
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    BorING
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    Forza out this year!? 3 games in 3 years
  • TheAngryRatel 12 months ago

    WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Thanks for all that pre-rendered footage.
  • natashaspice 12 months ago

    it's the same thing from microsoft every year. talk about taking a risk.
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Forza Horizon = Need for Speed?
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Dub Step Forrza!!!
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Forza goes NfS with dubstep. God.
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    so its forza: burnout - i'm totally fine with that!
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    26 minutes before the first bit of dubstep? I thought this was 2012 and mandatory to have dubstep in all trailers!
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    Hmm. Dubstep.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    had enough of gears at the moment never even completed 3 as the story was going nowhere
  • munki83 12 months ago

    wow forza....terrible music
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    GOW - nothing new there
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    "This will be the best year for Xbox 360, he says. I can see his speech on the teleprompter." Uh-huh.
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Gears now, Jesus. Come on, they must have something new.
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Hi, I'm Phil Spencer, while I present Location..., I also moonlight as a games developer.
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    Fable has gone down hill since F2.
  • Afiddes 12 months ago

    Pretty sure fable guy did a kamahamaha
  • Tekkirai 12 months ago

    Anyone convinced to buy Kinect yet? I sure am not :p
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    What's next after the magician? My money's on a Kinect game.
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    Fable the Journey: finally Lionhead has Kameo quality graphics
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    a lot of negative nancies on here, if you can't enjoy e3...
  • Breadbitten 12 months ago

    @axeman303 Believe it or not a lot of FIFA/PES players already do that without all the hi-tech helpings, just imagine all the stupid mishaps that Kinect integration will result in!
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    "Kinect, play the game for me while I just sit here"
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Still not convinced with this Kinect integration.
  • orakio 12 months ago

    poor montana, madden football always had the edge in the 90's!
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    The Madden integration makes much more sense than FIFA. In FIFA its just stupid.
  • dingo75 12 months ago

    Joe is still awesome
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Does Fifa 13 Kinect recognise vuvuzelas?
  • axman303 12 months ago

    Shouting at your video game to control it? Just seems embarrassing.
  • Lotos8ter 12 months ago

    @Kinky-mong - and take two fingers of whiskey
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    Jesus, I just fucking hate Kinect. Who actually are they targeting this at?
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Queue uncomfortable sports star
  • akyan 12 months ago

    @coomber If you're going to lie it may as well be brazenly and without embarrassment. ;)
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Tick "guest sports person" off your E3 Bingo Cards people!
  • BeardofZeus 12 months ago

    Splinter Cell: Blandlist
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Hut! Hut!
  • axman303 12 months ago

    They said it is the biggest selling console this year. Not that it has sold the most units in this generation.
  • Findus 12 months ago

    They really are scraping the barrel to get the Kinnect integration aren't they?
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    No, just no. sorry.
  • coomber 12 months ago

    Love that they lied about being the biggest selling console!
  • Lotos8ter 12 months ago

    Air punched and everything - ace
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    Seems like the real use of Kinect is voice recognition.
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    I'm I the only one wondering if those 'better with Kinect' features can't be achieved with a simple headset?
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    should be fun in local mp
  • munki83 12 months ago

    ooooh can we now shout at the ref in fifa ???
  • dingo75 12 months ago

    Spring 2013 will be a bloodbath...
  • kingcrowbar 12 months ago

    Kinect: Hoof it up-field!
  • Iain815 12 months ago

    No Michael Ironside? Not happy.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Whothefuck? Where's Peter "Tatts" Moore??!
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    God, Kinect again.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    EA sports. Coffee time!
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    EASPORTS It's in the game!
  • AOFanboi 12 months ago

    So... QTE with Kinect as input? Is that where we are at now, Microsoft?
  • munki83 12 months ago

    New splinter cell looks a bit meh
  • M83J01P97 12 months ago

    EXECUTE READY EXECUTE READY EXECUTE READY. That won't become at all annoying...
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    where is the skill in clicking on each enemy then watching a sequence of kills!?
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Visuals look improved
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    And it's not Michael Ironside. What of non Kinect owners?
  • Venkman90 12 months ago

    Report that guy before he kills you all
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Oh YAY! Slow-mo breeches!
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    I nearly joined in with creepy whoops. This game looks very lovely.
  • Daeltaja 12 months ago

    Not likely this. I preferred the direction Conviction took. This is like 3rd person COD.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    bang bang
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    first green shooter, now brown shooter
  • karaokequeen3 12 months ago

    Splinter Cell in daylight?
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Groan.. Kinect.
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    Blacklist looks good.
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    Splinter cell is all out action now then :(
  • Osahi 12 months ago

    Wow. Splinter Cell seems like playing itself
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Splinter cell looks awesome too
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    oh yes, torturing and killing evil arabs. there we go.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    Is splinter cell exclusive?
  • megatronx 12 months ago

    haloMetroid XD
  • kinky_mong 12 months ago

    Colour me impressed with Halo 4. Good to actually have a different type of enemy other than ridiculously voiced aliens to shoot for once!
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    not available :/ I'll stick to XBox live, thanks anyway
  • Whitster 12 months ago

    What an unenthusiastic cheer for halo 4 though!
  • akyan 12 months ago

    @spongbob If you have an Xbox the stream on there is very good quality.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Crumbs. That looks rather special.
  • X201 12 months ago

    @DrStrangelove

    Try the Youtube stream

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?fea
    ture=player_embedded&v=IYvQu00t7
    5w
  • spongebob 12 months ago

    where is the HD stream??
  • kingcrowbar 12 months ago

    This fella has a pair of tiny binoculars.
  • skowhegan 12 months ago

    By Mattrick, I assume you mean Mattress?
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    Well Halo 4 looks rather good
    shame don mattress is such a tit
  • standfree1981 12 months ago

    Must say I'm initially impressed with Halo 4
  • melnificent 12 months ago

    why do the new Lambent.....sorry covenant..... have a gears of war logo for a face?
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    @X201

    "Video not available" here
  • HELLFIREV1 12 months ago

    Can't wait for Halo 4.
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    looks like Halo
  • X201 12 months ago

    Have just checked multiple streams for quality etc,
    EG's is the best :)
  • DrStrangelove 12 months ago

    @sanctusmortis

    yay thanks!
  • sanctusmortis 12 months ago

    http://www.xbox.com/en-gb/e3 for those without a stream
  • X201 12 months ago

    Houston, we have visual
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    I hear noise!!!
  • NADC 12 months ago

    Apparently Halo 4 to open
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Did that guy on Live just say 'look at all the new stuff' after watching the BLOPS 2 trailer...
  • RichieJohn 12 months ago

    Kind of curious to see what Microsoft has. I've got zero interest in anything I've seen from Microsoft so far.
    I'd love to see something new from Rare.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    Spike have to be more selective about who they interview. That guy had drug tourrets or something... An event on this scale doesn't just represent Spike, it represents gaming as a culture in the public eye.
  • akyan 12 months ago

    They've started the preshow on Xbox Live.
  • Mattuk123 12 months ago

    WIl there be new info about class3/4? hope so
  • RazorMaaaan 12 months ago

    I am only interested in Alan Wake 2. If it's another action game i'm going to be realmadbro, it's got to be survival horror.
  • Old_Books 12 months ago

    Dont...be...negative...Sorry can't help it, Halo 4, Gears and COD DLC exclusivity until the END OF TIME! Please, just no more awful, scripted Kinect events.
  • Baleoce 12 months ago

    I wonder if Reggie will end up shouting at Geoff again this year xD
  • SuperBas 12 months ago

    Anyone looking forward to no more Kinect crap? I can only dream.
  • dubstepdazz 12 months ago

    anyone looking forward to hopefully seeing alan wake 2?
  • threemoh 12 months ago

    Various x-ecs are saying things will appear on the stream at 5.15, before the conference proper starts.
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    Haha just watching the Kotaku stream. The lady presenter goes "there's so much happening in the next few days there LITERALLY won't be time to breathe" *deep breath*
  • bawsedog 12 months ago

    Man, so many good new games coming out this year it's hard to know what to get excited about.

    Shame there's no EG video feed, but will be keeping up with the text - thanks for providing a live feed!
  • dubstepdazz 12 months ago

    please god alan wake 2 >
  • myms1ps3 12 months ago

    I'd rather have low expectations to exceed as opposed to dissatisfied high expectations. Not too low though!
  • Darren 12 months ago

    I have a sneaking feeling that this year's E3 is going to be a disappointment. No doubt Microsoft will be pushing Windows 8, exclusive 360 DLC and Kinect, in others things I couldn't care less about. Still 35 minutes to go to be proved either right or wrong. :p
  • caesar_ 12 months ago

    http://kotaku.com/5915180/watch-
    e3-live-right-here-right-now
  • inferna_hermit 12 months ago

    40min
  • Baihu1983 12 months ago

    At RodHull i think the decline in shows started when Peter was still at MS. The last one he did was terrible with his Rock band demo.
  • RodHull 12 months ago

    Expectations are set very low. There hasn't been a decent E3 conference since Peter Moore stopped getting his tatts out.
  • Po1ymorph 12 months ago

    Which celebs are MS gonna drag out? And on a scale of 1 - 11 how embarrassingly cringe worthy is it going to be.
  • Jigster1 12 months ago

    I'm trying so hard not to watch trailers/screenshots that get leaked ahead of the conferences!
  • andyspivey 12 months ago

    I want splinter cell to go back to its old style of game play of 1-4.
  • Baihu1983 12 months ago

    Gears trailer pics

    http://www.shoptonews.net/2012/0
    6/04/gears-of-war-judgement-trai
    ler-screens-appear/
  • Bagpuss 12 months ago

    this is going to be such a shit E3...nothing of real interest until E3 2013.

    Placeholder games till they can announce the real stuff in January, so as not to kill Xmas 2012 sales..
  • inferna_hermit 12 months ago

    splinter cell blacklist shots:
    http://www.gamekyo.com/newsen469
    85_e3-2012-splinter-cell-black-l
    ist-confirme.html
  • Rens11 12 months ago

    hopefully the coments don't cock up like last year!
  • gabrielbell 12 months ago

    Yep, would really like to see streaming or live commentary of the event as it happens, that would be awesome!
  • threemoh 12 months ago

    Most of the conferences are on UStream or YouTube live, making them embeddable, which makes it all the stranger that Eurogamer aren't offering feeds- it's not like they'd have to pay for the streaming.
  • inferna_hermit 12 months ago

    wow nice shots from geow:j
  • Quixz 12 months ago

    Does anybody have any idea if Microsoft's Xbox app will stream the conference in HD?
  • MrSpew 12 months ago

    Really wasn't aware E3 was upon us - so little fanfare or maybe I'm living so far under this rock..
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    Yeah killyourtv, i am surprised about the lack of E3 buzz on EG.. other sites seem to have a lot more information/downloads of key speech times, preview videos etc... quite disappointed, had to go to various other sites to get information.
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    Lol yeah Internet Curtains... only Nintendo can sell that as a feature :D

    I expect nintendo to have the best conference just because they are talking about new hardware. I still think Sony should have a strong conference, as long as all the news isn't leaked before it starts. Hopefully MS will do better than last years drivel.
  • inferna_hermit 12 months ago

    hello Tom
  • killyourtv 12 months ago

    Surely by now Eurogamer should be providing a video stream like all other major video game web sites.

    Sole text updates were antiquated years ago. They are good for people who aren't in a position to watch a video and need the quick text updates.

    However, a video stream should run alternatively.
  • vert1go 12 months ago

    If Microsoft doesn't have internet curtains, they autofail E3.
  • louyfitz 12 months ago

    I'm excited about MS' Conference as always, but the Vita owner in me is screaming roll on 2am!!
  • sanctusmortis 12 months ago

    As an aside, the best setup for this would be conference on TV, this page on a tablet PC of some sort, IMO.
  • sanctusmortis 12 months ago

    Right, Gamespot stream at top of monitor, this at the bottom. Ready!
  • Quixz 12 months ago

    Prediction for this years E3.

    1. Nintendo will win hands down!
    2. Sony will do a great job as always.
    3. Microsoft will do a lot better then last year. (They better since the Xbox is my primary gaming console)
  • X201 12 months ago

    Look everyone, its simple.
    You have two browser windows open; a live video stream on one part of your screen, and Eurogamer's mickey taking on the other. Win \o/
  • Tekkirai 12 months ago

    @spacewarrior

    The casual market is hard to grasp, but Apple has them in a stranglehold pretty well. Microsoft is looking to do the same and has seen how to from Nintendo. Microsoft's real focus will always be Google and Apple in the broader perspective.
  • andrewsqual 12 months ago

    I don't think Microsoft knew the last 2 years that E3 "is a core gamers' event". Gears of War 4 gonna be at it and Kinect, that's my prediction
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    @Frybird thanks mate
  • vert1go 12 months ago

    Will the music from last year make a reappearance?
    Do-dodo, do-dodo, do-dodo-do-dododo..../loop
  • slowbots 12 months ago

    "soft knows E3 is a core gamers' event though, so there will be plenty of the latter." What the HELL were they thinking last year then?? It was shi.te.
  • LLJaf 12 months ago

    If microsoft knows e3 is about the core then what the feck was last years conference about.
  • Frybird 12 months ago

    @kassmageant: There's an App called "XBOX Live Event (Player)" or something the conference will be streamed through. If the conference isn't advertised on the dash, you'll likely find the player in the App Marketplace
  • kassmageant 12 months ago

    do we have to do something specific to watch the conference, or it will sit there in plain view on the dash? i'm not at home right now so i can't check it : p
  • sfp_noodle 12 months ago

    Well I'll be watching the conference on my 360, so sorry EG, I'll be joining you once it's over to share my thoughts :p
  • makeamazing 12 months ago

    It's going to be a long day, i've decided i might as well stay up till 2am and watch the Sony conference this year... yay.!
  • billy-beauts 12 months ago

    how did you know until you posted?

Our live coverage has now ended. Here's what you missed: Updating...

12:59 By Tom Bramwell

In case you missed it earlier today, we now know from Game Informer that Gears of War Judgment will feature class-based multiplayer, among other things. Expect more on Judgement during the conference, fairly obviously.

13:36 By Tom Bramwell

And there's been some movement on the Alan Wake 2 front, judging by tweets from Remedy Entertainment's Sam Lake. Set in a town named Ordinary?

14:49 By Tom Bramwell

Karl Stewart from Crystal Dynamics has just tweeted saying that Tomb Raider will be at the MS conference. "We have an awesome piece of the game that's going to blow your mind!"

15:22 By Tom Bramwell

15:23 By Tom Bramwell

We're testing our video feed and audio levels in the office, so I chose Eurogamer's default test material.

15:25 By Tom Bramwell

Ooh, VGleaks has posted what it says are screens capped from the Gears of War Judgment trailer, which hasn't been released yet.

15:42 By Tom Bramwell

Less than two hours to go now. Word from VG247 is that we won't get to see Phil Harrison rumbling on-stage during the Microsoft conference, which is a shame. I expect Don Mattress is a virtual certainty though.

15:57 By Tom Bramwell

Hurrah, more leaks! "Splinter Cell: Black List" screenshots, this time from Gamekyo.

16:29 By Oli Welsh

We're in the queue! In front of senior Codemasters and Capcom executives. In your faces, people who actually make games.

16:34 By Oli Welsh

I'm wearing pink to denote format neutrality. Gamesindustry's Matt Martin is carrying a briefcase because he's All Business. Bertie and Fred are carrying packed lunches.

16:36 By Oli Welsh

Forza Horizon-branded cars just drive past - a yellow Lamborghini Gallardo spider and a BMW 6 series drop top. Then Turn 10's Dan Greenawalt walked by with Ralph Fulton, creative director at Playground Studios which is making the game. I got to visit Playground and see the game a couple of weeks ago - look out for an in-depth story after the conference.

16:41 By Oli Welsh

By the way, Matt and I will be joining the legend that is John Teti for a podcast this evening to discuss the Sony and Xbox conferences. Should be available by the time you wake up in the morning.

16:44 By Oli Welsh

On the shuttle bus from the hotel we sat next to EA tech bod Richard Hilleman - "EA's Carmack" according to Matt. He was drawing technical diagrams on squared notepaper. Probably the next Xbox. Awesome.

16:52 By Tom Bramwell

Not really related to Microsoft (at least not any more), but Peter Molyneux just talked about 22 Cans' first 'thing', an app called Curiosity.

17:07 By Robert Purchese

Hello you cheeky readers you! It's Bertie and we're in position at the Galen Center for Microsoft's E3 conference. EA top dog Peter Moore is seats along from us, armed with his fierce, Ming the Merciless stare.

17:10 By Robert Purchese

There's a giant central screen and two adjoining displays that could be ears, if you think like I do. The lights are bright, Xbox green. There's a boxy and intermittently bubbly animation playing on the screen. Beats are a-thumping from the meaty sound system.

17:11 By Oli Welsh

I think it's actually the same set as last year.

17:12 By Oli Welsh

Hard times.

17:14 By Robert Purchese

The huge teleprompter is in plain sight of us, which is brilliant. Can we steal Microsoft's thunder? It doesn't say anything about Next Xbox yet.

17:15 By Robert Purchese

No sign of anyone from Sony snipping any important Microsoft wires...

17:20 By Robert Purchese

I wonder how much electricity is being cumulatively used by all these screens, laptops, phones, cameras, lights and robots. ARGH. A loud female robot voice boomed a safety warning.

17:23 By Oli Welsh

17:24 By Robert Purchese

Microsoft US bigwig Aaron Greenberg just sauntered past our row. No sign of a next-generation console under his arm.

17:25 By Robert Purchese

Announcement to take our seats. The briefing will begin in five minutes.

17:26 By Robert Purchese

Ha! We're to turn off mobile devices and flash photography. I can't see that happening.

17:27 By Robert Purchese

"Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. The briefing is about to begin, thank you."

17:28 By Robert Purchese

Louder, more focused music now. We're crescendo-ing.

17:30 By Robert Purchese

Lights down. We're on. Trailer. It's Halo 4, as you predicted!

17:32 By Robert Purchese

Sumptuous live action affair. Big spaceships. Some organge light sweeping through the quarters. Explosions. USNC starship being attacked. Being sucked down somewhere, it seems. Terrified faces. Screaming. The starship enters an atmosphere. Crashes. There's Master Chief!

17:34 By Robert Purchese

A giant, orange-glowing ball. Now gameplay footage. Is this the game's opening? Chief trecks through a tropical forest. There's a guttural roar. It looks very clear and sharp. The comedy Covenant scouts, with their stumpy limbs. Chief eradicates them.

17:35 By Robert Purchese

Something's not right, and Chief knows it. Orange glowing creatures swarming Chief. Gosh it's loud. They're some kind of defence AI, we hear. "Definitely not Covenant."

17:36 By Robert Purchese

A Chief-sized enemy, also glowing orange. "It's not organic." It's got blades for hands. Now there are some hovering enemies. They drop a weapon that Chief picks up. "It's Forerunner."

17:37 By Robert Purchese

The AI weapons piece themselves together magnetically as Chief equips them. "We're not alone." Chief switches to visor vision. Enemies everywhere. Fade to black. Cinematic montage. There's Cortana.

17:38 By Robert Purchese

Please welcome Don Mattrick, who looks debonair in his pastel purple shirt and foppish sweep of fringe. It's his 17th E3!

17:39 By Robert Purchese

Xbox 360 is now the number one selling console worldwide. It's not - Wii has sold more. But hey ho. He's talking about bringing all kinds of entertainment together on one device. Says we're going to have the greatest line-up of games ever this year, led by Master Chief and Halo 4.

17:39 By Robert Purchese

Gameplay trailer. Is this Black Ops 2?

17:40 By Robert Purchese

Talking in a different language. There's a bearded man saying something we don't understand and then, BLAM. The player beats the snot out of him. He's an agent!

17:40 By Tom Bramwell

Mattrick also said that "this holiday" Microsoft will be extending the Xbox experience beyond the screen onto PC, tablets and mobile.

17:41 By Robert Purchese

Lots of bone-snapping noises. It's Sam Fisher! It's Ubisoft. It's Splinter Cell: Blacklist.

17:42 By Robert Purchese

We're being told that the Blacklist is in enemy hands. We're on the Iraq border. Sam Fisher must capture and interrogate a leader to stop the next Blacklist attack. It's very brutal - Fisher stabs an enemy. Slow-mo! Fisher executes like Jack Bauer on steroids.

17:42 By Oli Welsh

The guy in front of me is REALLY excited about Sam Fisher's return. He air punched and everything.

17:43 By Robert Purchese

"That's killing in motion." It's an ability Sam Fisher has to kill on the move. Another throat slit, quietly. Fisher crouching as if on the toilet. Kinect voice recognition - the man talks to distract the enemy. The audience claps.

17:44 By Oli Welsh

Fisher Fan is letting out soft whoops, laughs and cheers at every execution. It's creepy/sweet.

17:45 By Robert Purchese

Sam enables some futuristic vision. Leaps onto someone's head and pummels them. Marks enemies. "Execute ready." Kinect voice instruction to air attack a jeep with mounted weapon. Boom! "Area's clear."

17:46 By Robert Purchese

Ah, the old camera under the door. Fisher bursts in through an exploded door, marks the enemies and kills them. Finds his mark, cut-scene plays. He's interrogating. Fisher looks young. The visuals are crisps. Sam lies about shooter the mark. And the trailer's over. The excited man in front is excited!

17:46 By Robert Purchese

Shipping spring 2013. It's the most ambitious Splinter Cell yet.

17:47 By Robert Purchese

EA Spots head Andrew Wilson takes to the stage. He looks as slick as ever, and a little bit like Tom Cruise. Madden and Fifa are to become better with Kinect, he tells us, his Australian twang apparent. He used to fight UFC-style in real-life, if memory serves me.

17:48 By Tom Bramwell

The Ubisoft guys also mentioned that Blacklist will feature Spies vs. Mercs, for those of you who enjoyed that.

17:49 By Robert Purchese

We're seeing FIFA. You can say "sub striker" and "sub three" and that's what will happen. "Formation one!" "Through me!" "Take a shot!" This is manager mode. "Yep, yep, ref - oh that's bleep!" Commentators hear this and say you reacted angrily. Available around the world this fall, autumn.

17:49 By Robert Purchese

I wonder how colourful your ref language can be.

17:50 By Robert Purchese

Joe Montana, an NFL quarterback, is on stage to talk about voice commands in Madden. Montana - no relation to Hannah - is going to demonstrate this.

17:50 By Robert Purchese

"Flip run." "Set height!" "Hurry up!" "Flanker dig!" "Streak!" What, did he just say streak? OK, Joe, I'm doing it!

17:51 By Robert Purchese

Yes!

kinky_mong says:

Tick "guest sports person" off your E3 Bingo Cards people!

17:51 By Robert Purchese

"This brings back some great memories, and I just might have an advantage being a quarterback with this Kinect stuff." Yeah, OK, Joe.

17:52 By Robert Purchese

Now a trailer for Fable: The Journey.

17:52 By Oli Welsh

Fisher Fan just booed the Fable The Journey trailer.

17:53 By Robert Purchese

Spells are being flung. Oh good grief he's really got the magic in his hands! Kinect turns you into a real magician! Blue light! "Beware the magic." On a more serious note - it's a very core gamer-style video for Fable: The Journey.

17:54 By Robert Purchese

Phil Spencer, head of Microsoft Studios, is on stage. He's got a black cardigan on. This will be the best year for Xbox 360, he says. I can see his speech on the teleprompter.

17:54 By Robert Purchese

World premiere trailer for Gears of War: Judgement.

17:55 By Robert Purchese

Baird being slammed in jail. Riotous noise. Locust battering forces. Baird on trial. City burning. Coming 2013. Extended teaser available online, apparently.

17:56 By Robert Purchese

Now we're watcing Forza Horizon, the open world Forza racing game. Superb visuals and blistering pace. And very, very loud music.

17:56 By Robert Purchese

DUBSTEP ALERT!

17:56 By Oli Welsh

AUDI QUATTRO YES. I heart Forza Horizon. Big preview at 7, people.

17:57 By Robert Purchese

Ow, ow, ow. Loud, loud, loud. Phew, it's over. October 23rd.

17:57 By Tom Bramwell

Presumably the reason there wasn't any Gears of War Judgment gameplay was because they haven't had time to make anything yet.

17:57 By Robert Purchese

Head of marketing and strategy Yusuf Medhi, the man who wrote a blog post recently about Xbox 360 at E3.

17:58 By Tom Bramwell

"You say it and Xbox finds it." Oh not this again.

17:58 By Oli Welsh

They're steaming through the new games here. Gears and Forza and Fable got short shrift. Something's afoot if you ask me.

17:59 By Robert Purchese

This fall, you'll be able to Bing-find what you want to watch by genre. He's demonstrating this. "Xbox: Bing comedies." And the menu returns what he wants. "Xbox: Bing action." And so on. "Xbox: Killer Elite." You can choose from multiple providers to play the content. More language support - 12 additional countries this year. "We want the world to experience the magic of voice search."

17:59 By Robert Purchese

It does look very responsive.

18:01 By Robert Purchese

Great support in the US! Oh and BBC in the UK. Sob, sniff. Announcing more partners. Nickelodeon. Paramount Movies. Machinima. Univision - one for the Spaniards. Now he's talking about sports. Perhaps he could hurry up and get it over with.

axman303 says:

Anyone else reached 95% boredom yet?

18:01 By Robert Purchese

NBA is coming to Xbox! Probably only in US. Does Michael Jordan still play? "Do you love hockey?" No no no. NHL is coming to Xbox.

18:03 By Robert Purchese

ESPN on Xbox is "about to get even better". Later this year, you'll be able to watch ESPN all the time - all the channels. We're watcing a trailer. "Xbox is your new home for sports!"

18:03 By Robert Purchese

The Fratelli's are playing.

18:03 By Robert Purchese

This is much better than seeing games.

18:04 By Robert Purchese

Oh dear - music. Xbox Music. Over 30 million tracks. It's going to be released on Xbox 360, Windows 8 PCs, tablets and phones.

18:05 By Robert Purchese

A trailer for Xbox Music. How similar is it to iTunes? Let's see. Just clips of people dancing. You can see what friends are listening to and share music. Big, Metro-style menus.

18:06 By Robert Purchese

One last announcement. Fitness brand. Nike.

18:07 By Robert Purchese

Creat fitness programs on Xbox Live. Vice president of digital sport at Nike, Stefan someone or other.

18:07 By Tom Bramwell

That was one last announcement from Mehdi, anyway. I imagine there will be more stuff... or, as Lando would say, this will be the shortest offensive of all time.

18:08 By Robert Purchese

He looks like Matthew thingy, the film star - all curly brown hair, and loose black shirt. I hope he's got Nike trainers on.

18:08 By Tom Bramwell

"We believe that if you have a body, you are an athlete," says Nike man. I beg to differ.

18:08 By Robert Purchese

"If you have a body, you're an athlete." He's taking about how Nike has expanded Nike Plus. Presumably this Kinect game will be an extension of that.

18:09 By Oli Welsh

Fisher Fan just air punched that, but I think it was a sarcastic air punch.

18:09 By Robert Purchese

Kinect Training. It can analyse body movement better than the human eye, apparently. You get the same fitness coaching that elite athletes get, apparently.

18:09 By Robert Purchese

Links to phones - reminds you that you're due a workout.

18:10 By Oli Welsh

Fisher Fan update! Likes: Sam Fisher, murder, sports. Dislikes: Girly fairy stories, exercise.

18:10 By Robert Purchese

Nike Plus and Xbox Live will help you find people to compete against. Here's a trailer for it. We're seeing people train but no gameplay.

18:11 By Robert Purchese

Ah, here's gameplay. Your body is a glowing blue or green silhouette. It shows what you're doing alongside the trainer. These people are so happy that they're exercising! It's all the endorphins.

18:11 By Robert Purchese

Here's the head of Xbox Live, Marc Whitten.

18:11 By Robert Purchese

He bursts on to the stage talking about smartphones and tablets! Deflation.

18:12 By Robert Purchese

He's very casual, with navy blue zip-up. Very shiny black shoes, though. He's going to show us a breakthrough in entertainment. Here's Xbox SmartGlass!

18:13 By Robert Purchese

This links all devices that you own, regardless of brand. He's using a Windows 8 tablet to demonstrate. He was watching Sherlock Holmes, the movie. He part watched it. Now he wants to pick it up on the telly, so he sends it using SmartGlass. SmartGlass froze his tablet and sent show information to it.

18:14 By Robert Purchese

He's using Kinect voice commands. "Xbox Favourites." "Game of Thrones." He really, really likes Game of Thrones. He thinks they blew their budget it's so good. He's watcing it on the TV and his phone and tablet are keeping up with what's going on via SmartGlass.

18:15 By Robert Purchese

"This is the magic of SmartGlass, when devices work together to immerse you in entertainment." Hmm.

RodHull says:

What in shitting crikey is he on about?

18:15 By Robert Purchese

Madden from EA Sports on screen. He's making a play using his tablet.

18:16 By Tom Bramwell

We've been capturing video of all this in parallel, by the way, and hope to have segments like the Halo 4 and Splinter Cell bits up for you to re-watch shortly. (Er, we might leave the Nike Plus stuff alone though, if you don't mind...)

18:16 By Robert Purchese

Halo 4. New Waypoint Data Unlocked and he's accessing the data on his tablet. I say he, but this is a trailer.

18:17 By Robert Purchese

"This is the cool part." Wait for it! He can use his phone as a remote CONTROL!

18:18 By Robert Purchese

Kinect and Xbox SmartGlass are bringing the web to Xbox. A browser. "Keyboards don't belong in the living room." He's announcing that Internet Explorer is coming to Xbox this year.

18:19 By Robert Purchese

My eyes are glazing over. He's demonstrating IE on Xbox Live. He's waffling on about Prometheus. "Xbox Play" It's a trailer. Stuttering - is it streaming properly? Giggle.

18:20 By Oli Welsh

I think that whole Trojan horse thing with video games is over, people.

18:20 By Robert Purchese

A fast, fluid and intuitive broswer in the living room for "the first time", he declares. Now he's taking us to the Aston Martin "web hub". You can control the page with your tablet or phone. It's easy to do this, it's easy to do that. It's easy to fall asleep, that's what it is.

18:22 By Robert Purchese

He's talking about Windows 8 and Xbox. He's talking about taking all kinds of entertainment on the go with you. SmartGlass will be a part of Windows 8, too.

18:22 By Robert Purchese

Bisson and Gallagher from Tomb Rainder studio Crystal Dynamics now.

18:23 By Robert Purchese

We're seeing an action-packed sequence from later in the game. Lara has a crossbow, her hair is flapping improbably in the wind. She's being shot at. A lot.

18:23 By Oli Welsh

Fisher Fan just went YAAAAY VIDEO GAMES. I'm with you on this one, brother.

18:24 By Robert Purchese

She swoops down a zip wire. This action adventure game is heavy on the action. Lara's dirty. She smashes through a building and the enemies don't notice.

18:25 By Robert Purchese

She's got a shotgun! She's shooting some barrels! Boom! Blood! Crossbow shhlunk. Into some rapids. She loses her grip and is swept away in a dramatic sequence. She's smashing into all sorts of flotsam.

18:25 By Tom Bramwell

Aha, Ubisoft beat us to the Splinter Cell gameplay footage. It's up on YouTube and embedded in our Blacklist story.

18:26 By Robert Purchese

She lands in the suspended cockpit of a crashed plane over waterfall. Tense music. Is she going to be ok? No! She falls. But ah, a parachute. No, it's not opened. Yes, it has now. She's smashed into trees as the parachute flies at the mercy of the wind. She's really taking a beating.

18:27 By Robert Purchese

She's up on her feet, blood on her face. She's really hurt her tummy - something she ate? But, umm, where are the tombs?

18:27 By Robert Purchese

The first piece of DLC for Tomb Raider will come out first on Xbox 360, hence the Microsoft conference presentation.

18:28 By Robert Purchese

Phil Spencer's back on stage. He's got a pixel person print on his t-shirt. "We're investing in new stories." Twisted Pixel. Or from visionary director of Pirates of the Caribbean. World premieres coming up.

18:28 By Robert Purchese

Signal Studios - Toy Soldiers dev. Ascend: New Gods. Asynchronous multiplayer across Xbox Live and phones. It's fantasy.

18:29 By Robert Purchese

Men in armour scything each other apart. Lots of blood. It's third-person. Looks a bit dated.

18:30 By Robert Purchese

Here's a giant enemy. He climbs its body like Kratos, and kills it. It's coming out in 2013.

18:30 By Robert Purchese

Here's something from a school of assassination. Something called Iris. A robot? The first female cadet to break the 3 minute mile.

18:30 By Robert Purchese

Twisted Pixel. 2013.

18:31 By Robert Purchese

Now Pirates man Gore Verbinski. A giant futuristic city scape. Another orange glow, now blue. A bit Tron-like. Eyeball-like robots sizing each other up. The cityscape is changing. It's called Matter. It's made for Kinect. It's coming out 2013.

18:32 By Robert Purchese

Capcom are on stage. Kobayashi and Sasaki. We're seeing Resident Evil 6. Leon's on the deck, struggling. He grabs his gun, helps a woman - Jill?

18:33 By Oli Welsh

Neck stabbing is definitely this year's slow-motion helicopter crash.

18:33 By Robert Purchese

Now they're shooting zombies. They're in a destroyed city. In Resi style, action slows as Leon aims. He's stabbing a zombie with his knife. Is this co-op? A horde of zombies charging down a corridoor.

18:34 By Robert Purchese

Wow! Splat! One big shot clears the lot in a gory mess. Was that a quick-time melee moment?

18:34 By Robert Purchese

It's quick-time! Leon smashes a zombie's head into a van. He's dual wielding pistols!

18:35 By Robert Purchese

He's trying to outrun an explosion now, dodging through stationary vehicles. Now he's clambering over them. How athletic. Now he's done a classic action-film leap into a helicopter and he's shaking off pursuing zombies.

Lunastra78 says:

The throatstab is the new headshot

18:36 By Tom Bramwell

Presumably he's going to find a hidden emblem in this helicopter which he can later use to open a door hidden in a gravestone.

18:37 By Robert Purchese

The helicopter's in trouble - it looks like the pilot has turned zombie. The chopper scrapes a train, crashes through an office. The pair are flung from the wreckage and surrounded by zombies. "Not my lucky day," Leon quips.

18:38 By Robert Purchese

Alex Ruiz from the Xbox Live team. She's got a nice grey waistcoat on. We're imagining a friendly cartoon game with castles and goblins and, wait for it, Kinect. Racketeer, exclusive to Xbox Live.

18:39 By Robert Purchese

She's using a slingshot to attack a castle. She says launch and then coaxes the ball towards the castle. It's a points-scoring game - you're awarded better numbers the more damage you do. She's really excited but no one in the audience seems to be.

18:39 By Robert Purchese

Looks similar!

munki83 says:

Angry birds 3D ?

18:39 By Robert Purchese

It's launching on Xbox Live this summer.

18:39 By Robert Purchese

Now we're seeing Obsidian's South Park RPG. Cartman's narrating.

18:40 By Robert Purchese

The South Park boys are dressed as fantasy heroes. They need the New Kid to help them be saviours.

18:40 By Robert Purchese

Starring... You!

18:41 By Robert Purchese

All the classic South Park faces and humour is here in abundance. South Park: Stick of Truth, March 5th 2013.

18:41 By Robert Purchese

It's South Park creators Matt Parker and Trey Stone!

18:41 By Robert Purchese

They're making a joke about connected devices! It's genuinely funny.

18:42 By Robert Purchese

They want you to feel like you're in an episode of South Park. We would not believe how hard it took to look like South Park. Turn-based JRPG-style battles screenshot.

18:43 By Robert Purchese

They're joking about how they had to map out the world when they usually just cut away to different interiors.

18:43 By Robert Purchese

And they're off. NO DON'T GO!

18:44 By Robert Purchese

Harmonix now. Dance Central 3. It, err, looks like the other games. Look at them popping and locking and busting some moves. They're fly. It's Usher Raymond! He worked with Harmonix to design choreography for two songs. Anyone can learn the moves to his new single Scream in the game.

18:44 By Robert Purchese

He's going to show us some of his much vaunted dancing. Holy cow, he's here, it's Usher on stage!!

18:45 By Robert Purchese

He's got his crotch in his hands and his white sneaks on. He wants us to get up on our feet, which is going to be really difficult while trying to live text report.

18:46 By Robert Purchese

My head's bopping automatically. I spotted a Michael Jackson dance move there. They're running through the routine that you'll get to learn. All hands in the air, turns and gyration. He's a good mover.

18:46 By Robert Purchese

This is Usher madness! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

18:47 By Robert Purchese

"If you want to scream" seem like very appropriate lyrics.

18:48 By Robert Purchese

Dance Central 3 is on the screen behind him, going through the same routine. Smoke plumes! I wonder if Phil Spencer is dancing. I can't see him.

18:49 By Tom Bramwell

Words I never really expected to hear during this conference: "Let's give it up once again for Usher and his crew."

18:49 By Robert Purchese

Don Mattrick's back on stage. "At Xbox, we're ushering in a new golden age of entertainment." It's a pun. It's supposed to be funny.

18:50 By Robert Purchese

He's talking about Xbox 360 as an entertainment hub, as we thought he might. "And this is only the beginning." Closing with another blockbuster. Once again, all new content will launch on Xbox 360. It's Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

18:50 By Tom Bramwell

Bored? Watch the Halo 4 live gameplay stage demo again.

18:51 By Robert Purchese

Where's the video? We've got a still and a voice over. Oh, here we are. It's an on-stage demonstration. A man in a vehicle is in a really bad way. Madam President is in the vehicle.

18:51 By Robert Purchese

They're going Downtown LA - that's where we are!

18:51 By Robert Purchese

Black Ops 2 looks good - nice hues of yellow. It's smooth, too.

18:53 By Robert Purchese

There's a big crash and we're crawling out of the wreckage. We're Agent Jones. Now there's fighting and gunfire everywhere and we're clambering across a destroyed bridge in the midst of it all. We've taken control of what looks like an AA gun. We're shooting bogeys out of the sky. Gameplay is impressively smooth here. It's worth saying that again.

18:55 By Robert Purchese

We're providing cover fire with a sniper rifle. We're shooting through cover using our nifty scope to pick out targets. You can apparently pick people out a long way away. How will this work in multiplayer?

18:56 By Robert Purchese

"In the interest of time..." The words appear on the screen and we're at a different section of gameplay. More frantic helicopter shooting, and barking orders down comms.

18:57 By Robert Purchese

It's a nice demo but it's not particularly exciting. Is it worrying that Microsoft doesn't have a big exclusive to close its conference with?

18:59 By Robert Purchese

More sniping using the scope that can pick out enemies behind cover. A whole building is coming down in front of us! And we fade out. We return in the aftermath. We're going to "Use" a fighter plane.

19:00 By Robert Purchese

The character has never flown one before. But up, up and away we go. It's an FA38. We're tracking and protecting a car, highlighted in green on the ground before us. Doesn't look particularly difficult to fly this plane. What a lot of brown.

19:01 By Robert Purchese

Oh phew it's over. Black Ops 2, 13th November. And that's it. We're done. Thanks for reading!