StarFox 64 on US VC
Along with Turtles.
StarFox 64 - Lylatwars to its European friends - heads up this week's additions to the American version of Nintendo Wii's Virtual Console, meaning there's every chance it will be propping up our own update this Friday.
If there is one. I mean, Jesus died for our sins on Friday - is it really appropriate to buy StarFox 64 for 1000 Wii points? Isn't that similar to the money lenders in the temple one? We'll let you know what if any impact Jesus has on Nintendo ASAP, obviously. (Update: and the answer is none. VC will get its European update on Friday after all. PHEW.)
Joining StarFox 64 on VC in Americaland now, however, is Konami's NES version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (600 Wii points) and Hudson's Dragon's Curse (600 Wii points), a TurboGrafx-16 port of Wonder Boy III for the SEGA Master System. Jesus, America and tales of incest, all in one story. Aren't you lucky?