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Mario Kart trending worldwide after President Trump Toad penis comparison

Impeach.

Nintendo fans were left shocked and upset today at the astonishing disclosure from adult film star Stormy Daniels that US president Donald Trump's penis looks like Mario character Toad.

In a salacious excerpt from her upcoming book Full Disclosure published this morning by The Guardian, Daniels described the leader of the free world's manhood thus:

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...

"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."

Now, clearly, this was a lot for some Nintendo fans to take in. It's a lot for anyone to take in.

At the time of writing, Mario Kart is currently trending worldwide. For many, Nintendo's cute kart racer will never be the same again.

Nintendo is yet to comment on today's reports, although fans dug up this tweet from 2015 which - I think - says it all.

Mario Kart Tour can't come fast enough, eh Nintendo?

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