Five of the Best: Moustaches
Paying lip service.
Five of the Best is a weekly series we recently resurrected for supporters because we wanted to do something nice for them. It's a series about highlighting incidental features in games. It's also a series about having your say, so don't be shy, use those comments below!
You can find our entire Five of the Best archive elsewhere on the site.
Where would the world be without moustaches? What's that - I am currently sporting one? How did you know! It's true. I have a wonderful lip-cleaner all of my own. It gets in the way of eating and isn't pleasant to kiss, I've heard, but it looks amazing.
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