Go POSTAL in April
It has been confirmed today that Whiptail Interactive will be responsible for assaulting our senses with POSTAL 2 this spring. Set to hit the shelves on April 14th, this is what Chris Warrender, Whiptail Interactive publishing director, had to say about it: "I may look like the fat controller meets giant haystacks meets Tony Soprano but I feel like Marie Antoinette." Right.
While our short experience with the original Postal (I'm getting bored with the caps) doesn't exactly set our hopes high for the sequel, it's the only game since RollerCoaster Tycoon to have vomiting as a feature, and you can use a cat as a silencer. Who are we to deny that kind of creative genius?
Also, it does have Gary Coleman in it. All it needs is David Hasselhof, and we've got the template with a "10/10" on the bottom ready and waiting.