Serious Sam 3: BFE gets 4P split-screen

"We're losing a ton of cash on this."

Serious Sam 3: BFE will include four-player split-screen on PC, Croteam has announced.

The developer apparently capitulated to fan demand on Facebook and on "the forums" and included the feature.

One person will use the mouse and keyboard controls while the other three use game pads.

You'll be able to fight together on all 12 campaign levels as well as turn on each other in multiplayer.

Croteam declared that having opponents in the same room allows for:

  • Visual identification of opponents allows for more accurate racial and gender slurs during Deathmatch and Capture the Flag games.
  • Close proximity allows for unwanted sexual advances towards opponents without fear of reprisal due to their fear of losing the lead in Team Deathmatch.
  • Leon's mom usually walks around the house in these ridiculously short shorts that show the very edge of her butt. Seriously dude, you should see these things.

Fork Parker, CFO of publisher Devolver Digital, added: "These Serious Sam nerds need to get a job and pay for their own copy of Serious Sam 3: BFE. We're losing a ton of cash on this little split screen feature," added Devolver CFO Fork Parker. "By the way, do they make split screen adult films? Watching four at once would save me a lot of time in the shower.

"F***, don't print that."

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