If you're a curious goose, you may be interested to know it takes around seven hours to steal every single item in Untitled Goose Game.
Goose fan TerakJK recorded his bird doing just that: nabbing every thing which wasn't nailed down and dragging it back to the game's pit.
There's absolutely no reason in the game to do this. Certainly, the game itself can be finished in far shorter time. But the game's aim is pretty clear: to be as big as dick as possible. And so ultimate run this feels the inevitable outcome.
Here's an abridged version of those seven hours for your viewing pleasure: