Well, that was quite special. Mario x Rabbids is a thing, and while that's no big shock the real surprise is it's a very fine looking thing, a kind of weird XCOM hybrid with lots of character and heart. Elsewhere, Skull & Bones is an all-new pirate-themed IP (with the salty whiff of Black Flag to it) and - I almost can't believe I'm typing this - Beyond Good & Evil 2 lives on. Here's all the action as it happened.

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Coverage

20:00

Well hello there.

20:01

Just under one hour to go before Ubisoft kicks off, and I've got everything crossed that, in the absence of Aisha Tyler, Mister Caffeine will be making his long-awaited return.

20:02

It's been a good few months since Mister Caffeine - or Aaron Priceman, as he's known to fans such as myself - has tweeted, but I'm holding out hope.

20:05

Aaron's a man of many talents, and I'm hoping his performance as Mister Caffeine isn't all he's remembered for. Here's a showcase of his talents.

20:38

MrTomFTW says:

Aisha Tyler, I miss you.

20:38

Don't we all! I'm curious how they're going to fill the void.

20:39

More importantly, the Brighton office is all tucking into some amazing pizzas from our sponsors at VIP Pizza just down the road.

20:39

Sucks to be in LA right now I guess.

20:43

pelican_ says:

Thanks Martin. I just fell into the Aaron Priceman rabbit hole. That video you linked to, his webpage and finally his Twitter.

Sorry. I mean you're welcome.

20:44

Seriously, though, if Mister Caffeine comes back it'll be a bigger E3 moment than Shenmue 3 or Half-Life 3 or anything ever.

20:45

For me, anyway.

20:46

Less than 15 minutes to go, and I've already got a fair amount of pizza to get through.

20:47

Can I do it? Can I also make it through the next 30 minutes without collapsing into a cheese coma?

20:47

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! Stay tuned to www.youragamer.com for all the answers.

20:50

@pelican - my vote's with games journalists. Is that an option?

20:53

Oh I do love the Orpheum theatre, where Ubi traditionally holds its conferences.

20:55

[STARS]TyranT says:

Gonna be a long night this. After Twin Peaks at 2am last night - now tonight. Relying on my care package of doughnuts, crisps, chocolate, couple of Red Bulls and lots of coffee.

Beer, pizza and Mario Kart 8 to take us through the wait 'til Sony here. Ever the professionals at Eurogamer.

20:56

pelican_ says:

I'm contemplating whether or not to drink the last of my Morgans. Got a bit left.

20:57

Hello from the Orpheum! It's very warm.

20:57

When did you start that bottle? And do you take days off for E3 - that's hardcore if so!

20:57

We're two minutes from kick-off.

20:57

How's the proscenium, Tom?

20:57

I love that ornate bastard.

20:57

Not calling Tom ornate. Though he obviously is. Where it matters. Oh god I'm going to put this beer to one side.

20:58

20:58

There he is!

20:58

It pre-emptively misses Aisha Tyler, and so do I.

20:58

pelican_ says:

Yeah, I'm off until Thursday ;)

*salutes*

20:59

And here we go.

21:00

The most pizazz, flair and weirdness you'll see in any conference this year. It's the Ubisoft show!

21:00

Water! Space! Tarmac!

21:01

Oh, and Rabbids.

21:01

Cocking Rabbids.

21:01

Lol, I guess.

21:01

A Rabbids Mario game?! WHAT

21:01

That's not Mario. And that's not Aisha Tyler.

21:02

The dream is reality - and here's Miyamoto to tell us more.

21:02

Oh god they've given him a gun.

21:02

Miyamoto getting a standing ovation from fans.

21:02

Not like this.

21:02

Not... like... this...

21:03

That is already a gif.

21:03

Actually my heart just melted, because Miyamoto is happiness.

21:04

From the DS to Wii... to Switch!

Poor Wii U.

21:04

Miyamoto is rocking some of Uniqlo's new range of Nintendo-themed t-shirts.

21:04

Don't want to speak out of turn, but... That's one of the less good ones. Sorry chap.

21:05

vert1go says:

Reminder: Miyamoto is not Link.

Might as well tell me Father Christmas isn't real next.

21:06

Beardy dude tearing up.

21:06

The director of the game, there, with tears in his eyes.

21:06

Oh it's hard to be cynical at times like this.

21:07

I think I want to play this game now, purely on the warmth of this reveal.

21:07

21:08

This has been in development for three years. You know a lot about it already, I'm sure, given the leaks.

21:08

A surprised 'oh' here in the office in Brighton, when it becomes clear this actually looks alright?

21:09

Johnny Chiodini just laughed at the Rabbids.

21:09

What is even going on today.

21:10

So it's Mario XCOM.

21:10

How are we supposed to deal with all this at once?

21:10

IT'S XCOM.

21:11

IT'S MARIO XCOM.

21:11

I... I think I always wanted to play Mario XCOM and I didn't know until Ubisoft opened my eyes.

21:11

Roger Dodger.

21:12

I've had too many of my pills again haven't I?

21:12

Everyone here is questioning their very existence right now. My mind has genuinely been blown.

21:13

That tech tree... Those specials. Wow.

21:13

What the hell was in that pizza I just ate?

21:14

I really want this game.

21:15

I don't want to ruin anything, but well, Ubisoft just spoilt one of its big surprises over on YouTube.

21:15

Look away now if you want to keep it a surprise......



(It's a pirate game called Skull and Bones).

21:16

And now, Assassin's Creed Oranges, which we saw during the Microsoft presser last night and which looks very much like Assassin's Creed.

21:17

And good god it's the 10th anniversary of the series. Really?

21:17

Kami says:

It feels longer.

Haha, true.

21:18

(A link to the secret thing, if you want it)

21:20

I've just been told that Mario Rabbids is out the same day as the XCOM 2 expansion. Fine trolling there.

21:20

For a proper look at Assassin's Creed there's a 30 minute playthrough later.

21:21

For now, though, let's watch someone play it on a washed-out monitor.

21:21

Cor, would love the Digital Foundry verdict on that monitor.

21:22

The Crew 2 now.

21:22

I quite liked The Crew, but I never, ever expected a sequel.

21:22

There was a lot that needed fixing. But also a lot that was uniquely special.

21:23

Inception moratorium please.

21:23

Also I'm betting the actual game isn't like Inception with landscapes folding in on themselves, as this CG trailer suggests.

21:23

It does look like it'll have planes though!

21:23

Malek86 says:

The Crew sounded cool on paper, but the handling was terribad. On the other hand, this means that if they fixed the terribad handling, it could be amazing.

Yeah, the handling always was a big problem, even after its big update.

21:24

And boats! It has boats!

21:24

Actually that was quite cool and now I feel bad.

21:24

blarty says:

Also I'm betting the actual game isn't like Inception with landscapes folding in on themselvesI dunno, did you see AC:Unity on release?

21:24

Okay I'm looking forward to this too. More actual race tracks too - if I recall correctly, you could visit Laguna Seca in the original? I can't remember any other tracks.

21:26

After the relative slumps of EA, Bethesda and - to a degree - Microsoft, it's nice to have a conference with some flair and spark.

21:26

I appreciate I'm the only person here who's interested in The Crew 2, though. The rest of you go to the fridge and get a beer or something.

21:27

It has Porsches, because everything has Porsches these days.

21:27

They're probably even in Assassin's Creed now.

21:27

Spoiler warning.

21:27

Lol.

21:27

There were honestly spoilers on-screen when I typed that.

21:28

I'm surprised the original did well enough to warrant a sequel, given (perhaps this site aside) there was a lot of negativity around it.

21:28

Scimarad says:

Nope, I'm definitely interested too. Which makes 2 of us.

Woohoo! Let's be friends!

21:30

What a lovely man. He was a bit like Jeff Goldblum playing on half speed.

21:30

There was something weirdly ominous about that send off.

21:30

NEXT!

21:30

SOUTH PARK!

21:30

I have never seen a single episode of South Park.

21:31

I'm sorry.

21:31

iconld says:

Will we see WILD today?

Not a Ubisoft game, I'm afraid - though it is the work of Ubisoft's Michel Ancel. Confusing, I know...

21:31

It's weird, sitting here in the Orpheum Theatre, watching the end of Ubisoft's press conference on a 320p stream Ubisoft has itself posted.

21:32

AND NOW!

21:32

Mr. Frodo!

21:32

Elijah Wood?

21:32

This conference is full of surprises.

21:33

Neuroscience is the new "a wizard did it".

21:33

Is this an Elijah Wood simulator?

21:34

What it actually looks like is a very neat experimental VR game.

21:34

Transference. I have no idea what it is, but I am interested in it.

21:34

NOW! WATER!

21:35

mostro says:

Is it just me...or is this a really good conference?

It's great so far!

21:35

This is the 'surprise' they spoilt earlier.

21:35

"Transference. I have no idea what it is, but I am interested in it."

It's when you fancy your psychiatrist.

21:35

Did you like Black Flag? Because here's more of it.

21:36

Or at least something very like it.

21:37

MrTomFTW says:

Why are they making another pirate game?Cos they YARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Well done 10/10 have a biscuit.

21:37

Do please stop this shitty pop cover nonsense though please.

21:38

The new John Lewis Christmas ad is a bit extreme.

21:38

Skull & Bones. Now, some gameplay would be lovely.

21:38

Which funnily enough you can find on the front page of Eurogamer right now thanks to Ubisoft's leak.

21:40

SteveMsater says:

Damn it was great until they said it was MP

Took the wind out of their sails a bit. SAILS! PIRATE SHIPS HAVE SAILS!

21:41

I'm going to be honest, this is everything I had hoped Sea of Thieves would be x 1000

21:41

This does look like reheated Black Flag assets. Not that I'm complaining. Too much.

21:44

'Drown you soggy nutmegs' is my soundbite of the show so far.

21:43

Pirates are this year's space marines.

21:44

Everything was pirates.

21:44

silents says:

I don't have any friends so it's no good to me.

Same.

21:46

Shanties and ships and lovely water and kraken!

21:46

I'll be playing that.

21:46

NOW!

21:47

Just Dance! A Jamiraquai special edition.

21:47

I'm waiting for the year they finally admit they haven't actually made a Just Dance game in years - they just like dancing at E3.

21:47

It is with some pride that I say I have no idea how to spell Jamiraquoai.

21:47

Jamiraquoi

21:47

This is hard.

21:48

By the time I've figured it out this conference will have wrapped up.

21:48

And I totally missed a dancing panda bear during my efforts.

21:49

I do like that they insist on live singing for these annual dance interludes.

21:49

Even if the results aren't always flattering.

21:50

Anyway here's a South Park game for mobile.

21:51

Here's that space game they teased in Watch Dogs 2 perhaps?

21:51

It's a Switch game.

21:51

No one told Ubi toys to life was dead.

21:51

And it's a toys to life game too.

21:51

Oh.

21:52

That's a very different 'oh' to the one that met the Rabbids gameplay earlier, by the way.

21:52

Do you remember that time when Ubisoft did laser tag?

21:52

That was Starlink, a toys to life game for PS4, Xbox One and Switch.

21:53

How odd.

21:53

This might be a couple of years too late I'm afraid Ubisoft.

21:54

Or maybe it's a couple of years too early!

21:54

AND THEN!

21:54

Oh, Steep. Maybe this is an update on the Switch version.

21:55

STEEEEEEP!

21:55

I bloody love Steep.

21:55

consignia says:

Wake up, Steeple.

I get this joke.

21:56

This is the first expansion for Steep. No word on that Switch version, though. Was it cancelled while I was looking the other way?

21:57

It's an Olympics-themed expansion featuring multiple disciplines, tied into next year's Winter Olympics.

21:58

AND SO!

21:58

Far Cry 5.

21:58

Or Father Trump, as we'll always call it here at Eurogamer.

21:59

There's swearing.

21:59

And then there's smiling like a naughty five-year-old after doing a swear.

22:01

This is our first look at Far Cry 5 gameplay.

22:02

Airplanes, 18 wheelers, co-op, muscle cars and plenty of hicks.

22:02

That all sounds like quite a fun mix?

22:03

AND THUSLY!

22:03

This, everyone, is Beyond Good & Evil 2.

22:04

What an absolute corker of a press conference.

22:05

Ubisoft has just won this year's E3. Probably next year's, and we may as well give them 2016 too.

22:07

This is big gallic sci-fi and I absolutely love it.

22:07

But yes, gameplay would be lovely please.

22:07

I am actually crying too.

22:07

Here's Ancel on-stage, and he wipes back a tear.

22:07

I've waited so very long for this.

22:08

As do a few people in the audience. Bless you Tom!

22:10

It's a prequel, set before Jade was born.

22:11

When is it out - and also what actually is it?

22:13

Anyway, it is very much a thing. Beyond Good & Evil 2 is real, whatever form it'll eventually take.

22:13

A storming press conference from Ubisoft - as ever, really.

22:13

You're up next, Sony. We'll all be back from 2am BST to see what the future of PlayStation holds.

22:15

Thanks for joining us. And don't drink too many beers before 2am!

22:15

That's as much a reminder for me as it is for you all. See you later!

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    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Devolver Digital's presser is on Youtube at the moment, they are having a Konami 2014 moment I think...
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    And with BG&E2 announced...does that mean HL3 could be real? :D
    Malek86 2 years ago
    @silents true, it's just that I thought that was Ancel's pet project at the moment. Maybe he's finished with that one?
    silents 2 years ago
    Its Sony published so be in the sony conf maybe.
    Banacheck 2 years ago
    BG&E 2 its happening after 15 years. The myth has just came alive.
    silents 2 years ago
    I don't think wild is ubisoft.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    On a side note, what happened to Wild?
    silents 2 years ago
    Sony are the only ones with a chance of me buying a current gen console.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Unfortunately it's time to sleep here. I'll catch up on Sony tomorrow morning.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    and we broke bgegame.com
    pomi 2 years ago
    Yeah. I think Sony starts at 4 or 5AM...
    silents 2 years ago
    Yep Sony conf at 2am.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    2am
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Ubi press conferences are more for the gamers then the investors. makes a world of difference
    Kami 2 years ago
    See ya there Martin! I'm off to get some food before then.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Is Sony at their usually unfriendly time for us?
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Sony better pull their fingers outta their asses to bring something concrete, good, and salivating.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    This was actually very fun. Even the Just Dance bit was enjoyable (in a way).
    pomi 2 years ago
    That was nice and zany Ubi. Thanks!
    kantaroo3 2 years ago
    This was a very good conference. Half the games from the MS one last night, but everyone a corker.Well, except for Just Dance.
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    See you guys later for Sony!
    Fiddy 2 years ago
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    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    I'm guessing Beyond Good and Evil 2 will be Final Fantasy VII and Shemnue 3 release schedule
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Nicely done.
    Gambini 2 years ago
    my god Playstation better pull something out of the bag
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    I didn't expect this but this was thoroughly enjoyable. Good job Ubisoft!
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    currently the best conference this e3
    smenj 2 years ago
    Nice to see them get everyone up on stage for one last hurrah before everyone is fired by Vivendi
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    So they've spent 3 years on a CGI trailer. *sigh*
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    Why are their so many people on the stage? It's like an an of conference pitch (stage?) invasion.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    I love Ubi endings, everyone on stage, no script, off piste, threats to Viacom, look forward to next year.
    Moedav 2 years ago
    no gameplay....?
    ChrisOTR 2 years ago
    Pretty good show, well done Ubi.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    CG only, no platforms, no release date... yeah, I'm thinking late 2018 at the earliest.
    jwsg 2 years ago
    games? - I thought it was a film show
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    They've shown no more than that teaser from a few years back though. No gameplay. Clear it's been rebooted since.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Pink shirt, arms folded defiantly
    Kami 2 years ago
    Let's go be Space Monkeys!
    silents 2 years ago
    Crikey is that it up to now the worst E3 i have seen.
    Zeburdee 2 years ago
    The big Can-Csn finale...
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    I mean it looked great, but that was not BG&E to me
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    That was quite good.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    damn no splinter cell
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Why are they back slapping? It's not even OUT yet, nor do we know when it's coming...
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    shed a tear... check.
    Instinct 2 years ago
    Not sure what the point is of the 15 year struggle to make BG&E 2 if you've made something that clearly is not Beyond Good and Evil 2. It looked like a parody, like a Youtube interpreting what a modern interpretation of what Beyond Good and Evil would now look like.
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    the question is does "seamless online" mean ONLY online, or like Watch Dogs online?
    Iain815 2 years ago
    "You've done a fantastic job"...at releasing a CGI trailer.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    So......when is it out?
    iconld 2 years ago
    Like Guardians of the Galaxy (stylistic), but with Ancel. Can't go wrong
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Online!you just ruined it!make it single player dammit!
    X201 2 years ago
    I want to be a space monkey
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    "online playground"...multiplayer?!!?!?!
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    That awkward moment when you're both at the party wearing the same shirt...
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    something something first stone
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Have all my money, right now!
    InfernalRunner 2 years ago
    Release date thats right plz plz
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    when?! WHEN?! take my money! take my children! my soul! just give me the game damnit!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Developers are so passionate, this industry really should have them front and centre rather than the dead eyed PR shills.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Uh oh, she said "multi-ethnic". Prepare for the men babies to cry at that.
    obidanshinobi 2 years ago
    Isn't he making Wild too?
    Kami 2 years ago
    You're welcome, now please give me a release date.
    craigm 2 years ago
    this is how you do emotions, take note david cage
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Is this the oscars!
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    The swearing was just totally out of place. Absolutely not needed - the original could have been played by kids, why bother with swearing?
    Jetalpha 2 years ago
    OMG I'm in tears!
    ChrisOTR 2 years ago
    It is great, but let's have the acceptance speech AFTER the game is good, yeah?
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Love Michel Ancel
    iconld 2 years ago
    The feels!!
    craigm 2 years ago
    awesome
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Why did they go with that tone/attitude for BGE2? It feels kinda wrong...
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Yeahs thats a veery different direction
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    So how far are they with the game??
    pb 2 years ago
    Ubiwin
    pomi 2 years ago
    BGE2!!!
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Jade?
    Kami 2 years ago
    YAY!
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    That tone was completely and UTTERLY wrong
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    I really hope Viacom isn't successful in their hostile takeover attempts, as bad as they can be, sometimes Ubi really do hit it out of the park!
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Now now, there's still Mario Odyssey to see.
    iconld 2 years ago
    O yeah!! Nice CGI, artstyle, atmosphere
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Nice wilhelm scream
    craigm 2 years ago
    called it
    InfernalRunner 2 years ago
    Wilhelm scream
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    Indeed martin
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    pretty CG....but I want gameplay damnit.
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Ubisoft are like a 12 year old that found swearing...kinda embarrasing
    funkstar 2 years ago
    BGnE2:EXTREME
    ozthegweat 2 years ago
    Thankfully, the amount of fucks said correlates with those given.
    AgrippA1 2 years ago
    This game clearly has a well written script full of nuance and subtly...
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Wilhelm scream
    obidanshinobi 2 years ago
    It's BGnE2 innit blud
    consignia 2 years ago
    Language, Timothy.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    I don't remember this much swearing in the original!
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    And the Fifth Element chase sequence gets another airing
    X201 2 years ago
    Are you watching Microsoft? This is how you do a conference
    tawfikkhaledtawfik 2 years ago
    If this released tomorrow, it would still be late.
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Swearing in bge tho? Really needed?
    craigm 2 years ago
    Ubisoft Wins E3
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    I don't remember BGE having swears in it.
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    Evil Beyond and Good
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Hot shit.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Let me invert the Y axis this time around and I'm in
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Not like this
    Kami 2 years ago
    Bad language! Wow.
    IntergalacticToeNail 2 years ago
    :o
    Malek86 2 years ago
    I was more hyped about BG&E2 until I actually played the original and found it terribly average, but it's Ubisoft Montpellier, so I'm willing to give it a chance
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Jaw Drop!! What the hell?
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Realistic titties
    Duffking 2 years ago
    BGE! E£jfiowejfi90JW£*()FJ()£i
    craigm 2 years ago
    WOOOOOOOOYAAAAY
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    At last!!
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    YES, FINALLY !!
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Yussss
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    holy shit
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Beyond Good and Evil 2
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    GOODANDEVILII
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Oh good imstillthedaddy is in the new bladerunner
    Ferral 2 years ago
    Looks like its BGE 2 :)
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Beyond good or evil
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    BGE IS HAPPENING!
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    BEYOND
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    Fuck. Yes.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    :o
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Flashback?
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    ITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENING
    craigm 2 years ago
    BGE 2!!
    Kami 2 years ago
    OH MY GOD!
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Hold on a sec; did they change their logo?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Don't do it UbiSoft.
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    Probably the best E3 show so far
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Looks like they've added a big dollop of fun.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    It all looks pretty obviousl Far Cry, but after skipping 4 and Primal, I'm all for some open world shooting.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    I have to say, I kind of like that redneck thingy they have going on there.
    pb 2 years ago
    mental. I'm getting it
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    Looks like a good time, something the genre has been lacking.
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    Five star subliminal advertising
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Why won't anyone just give me single player games anymore?
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    awesome!
    Groo72 2 years ago
    God bless America the game
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Looks great
    X201 2 years ago
    A real gun dog!!!Thank you
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    I thought this looked like an interesting take on religious fanaticism. Then, "boom boom, motherfuckers"
    ChrisOTR 2 years ago
    Yay Boomer!
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Dogmeat! ok I'm sold.
    Fiddy 2 years ago
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    Fiddy 2 years ago
    He just battered that chap's head in. What a nasty young man.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    HOSTAGES ARE DEAD MATE, YOU FUCKED UP.
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Ubisoft open world rule - if you're more than 20 yards away, you're invisible.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    don't know how they are going to spread this out into 40 hours of meaningless side quests.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    @Kami
    Nope, though Blood Dragon 2 should be a standalone thing.
    I sure hope so. I really liked it.
    craigm 2 years ago
    Neegan!
    silents 2 years ago
    Same old same old.
    X201 2 years ago
    Bet they go for a mic drop, available now
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Sick'em!
    ozthegweat 2 years ago
    Applause for fucking. Sounds like my one night stands!
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    FC2 and 3 played to completion. 4 Lost me along the way. Hoping this can bring me back.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    If you can drive tractors, I am preordering
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Far Cry 5. One of those games that is picked up in 3 years time for predicting the future?
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    Must. Resist. Trump jokes...
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Aisha would have cursed a lot more by now
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    "just" oooookay
    craigm 2 years ago
    so edgy he swore!
    Kami 2 years ago
    @Der_tolle_Emil - Nope, though Blood Dragon 2 should be a standalone thing.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    RUDE WORD*round of applause*
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    man swears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    "no cellphone signal" probably a few towers though
    jwsg 2 years ago
    when the game looks like the trailer - thats the console I'll buy
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    ooo he said a naughty.
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    Or was that Wolfenstein?
    Genome 2 years ago
    The bad guy has a decent singing voice.
    X201 2 years ago
    Hey, Dan
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    Is this the one that I get to kill people that just have a different opinion to me?
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Announce Valiant Hearts 2 or I'll refund all my Ubi games
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Am I a bad person for only having played Blood Dragon?
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Farcry 5...psychos in the US. Interesting allegory?
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    I wait... Wild was not 5...
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Far Cry: Trump
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Putting the FUN in Shooting Christian Fundamentalists.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Far Cry 6
    Kami 2 years ago
    And here's that new FarCry
    craigm 2 years ago
    trump is coming!!
    obidanshinobi 2 years ago
    Yay FC5
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Well we know what this is (Far Cry Rabbids)
    X201 2 years ago
    Trump time
    Paul084 2 years ago
    Oh, this is actually pretty good. Much better than bad Olympic games tie ins.
    AgrippA1 2 years ago
    I know its says peyongchang... if it were held in pyongyang i would buy it
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    Far Cry 5 time
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    fair play doing an expansion instead of releasing the same basic game as steep 2/2018
    Iain815 2 years ago
    HERE WE GO, SHOOTY BANG BANG.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Meryl Steep: The Game
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    This is IN GAME? It looks like I'm watching a xtreme sports video from inside those sportswear shops
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Always wanted to pretend I'm in the Ladies Ski Slalom!
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Olympics? Is this going to have Mario and Sonic guest-starring? :)
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Steep is completely characterless, so bland
    craigm 2 years ago
    2 steep 2 broken legs
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    In Too Steep.
    silents 2 years ago
    As a long time gaming in my 40s this E3 has been the most boring devoid of interesting games i have ever seen.
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Playable Eddie the Eagle.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    A steeping pile of steep.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    people hate it, because they expected SSX somehow
    obidanshinobi 2 years ago
    Steep 2: Steeper
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    2 Steep 2 Steepious: Arctic Drift
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Ulrika ? How have you been?
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Best snow in a game ever
    pb 2 years ago
    Yeah, love Steep, too. Don't understand the hate.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Oh Steep, I was planning on getting that at some point. Is it any good? It kind of feels like it vanished after release
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Steeper
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Oh I do hate Steep
    Paul084 2 years ago
    @Groo72 Ah, it seems I did.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Wait, did STEEP actually come out yet?
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Oh yeah Steep exists!
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    so you can carry that big lego ship around on the subway?
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Maybe his hat is in tribute to Clegg from last summer wine
    consignia 2 years ago
    Wake up, Steeple.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    'mon, where's my Far Cry. Where's my inevitable Tom Clancy game.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Steep 2: Please Buy This One
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    He's come straight from the bookies stuck a pony in me pocketI'll fetch the suitcase from the vanCause if you want the best 'unsAnd you don't ask questionsThen brother I'm your man
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    New announcement? Well shut the twat up then...
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    If Disney bowed out of this retail space I don't see Ubi lasting long in it.
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    No Man's Skylanders, eh?
    Ror 2 years ago
    I want to oatrun Oatlaws
    Groo72 2 years ago
    @paul084 you pressed a instead of s
    mattshark 2 years ago
    The hat does make him look like a bit of tit doesn't it.
    carlos100 2 years ago
    ...the toys looked nice at least...
    pomi 2 years ago
    It looked nice until skylanders happened
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    This is just a fancy and expensive barcode battler.
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    Someone knock that awful hat off his head immediately.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Would rather a cards to life games, you just know some company will get there soon.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Olly Murs wants his hat back
    Paul084 2 years ago
    Well, this is going to be a hit...
    Ror 2 years ago
    Matt Rose has a silly hat.
    ShiftBreaker 2 years ago
    No Man's Skylanders
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    @PowerJC Well played, sir!
    craigm 2 years ago
    sigh that was almost promising for a second
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    You're inside Matthew. Take the hat off.
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    He's stolen his dads hat and pretending to be a big boy.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Take off your hat your indoors and possibly bald.
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    the joy cons are a transformer??
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    "We're up against impossible odds, but with enough extra toys we will overcome"
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    looks nice
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    ....that got a cheer?
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Atlas? Are we sure it's not connected to NMS?
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    no man's skylanders.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Airfix no mans sky
    MikkyX 2 years ago
    No Man's Skylanders
    Duffking 2 years ago
    Outcast, even. But still, I guess not. Interesting.
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    Another game we have to buy overpriced models for?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    I can't take that toy on the train with me, I'm a grown man!
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    We need to buy toys, I mean time, for me to jumpstart the engine
    smenj 2 years ago
    That was nearly really cool for a second
    X201 2 years ago
    Gary Lineker is in it
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Wow, think of all the money you can spend on this.In my case, zero.
    craigm 2 years ago
    Toys?
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Toys to life? Is this 2014?
    Gilgamesh 2 years ago
    No Mans Skylanders
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Is this toys 2 life?
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    oh no...another bleed your wallet dry collectable toy game. And it looks good. Damnit.
    craigm 2 years ago
    WTF?
    Duffking 2 years ago
    Outlast?
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Oh no. BANTER.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    What just happened there?!
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    No Mans Toy Story
    Kami 2 years ago
    I see Amiibo.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    What the fuck.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    no man's sky 2?
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Ubisoft presents No Mans Sky 2
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    No Man's Ski Resort
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Choirboys and clerics, I see what you did there.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    oh look, Ubi have a new logo...I had no idea!
    craigm 2 years ago
    COCK MAGIC!!!
    ChrisOTR 2 years ago
    That is one hell of a title.
    smenj 2 years ago
    Every single JRPG class you can think of!
    Groo72 2 years ago
    On sale now....please
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Moar South Park cant be a bad thing
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    @Ferral definitely!
    Kami 2 years ago
    South Park AR?
    consignia 2 years ago
    Canadough?
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Ubisoft gotta teach the rest how to do a conference, thus is bizarre
    Ror 2 years ago
    BXR?? This isn't Halo 2!!
    Ferral 2 years ago
    We need Beyond Good & Evil 2
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Yeah,piss off
    iconld 2 years ago
    Let's just forget that this just happened, ok?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    I am getting a Chunners feeling from that lady singing, noice!
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Where's Usher when you need him
    OnlyJoeKing 2 years ago
    And it was all going so well.
    Paul084 2 years ago
    Bye
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    damn lorde thickened out
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Martin...there's a reason people call him JK and not Jammyeeraquai
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    lol
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    She nearly got in those jeans.
    obidanshinobi 2 years ago
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have now gone full Ubisoft.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    Someone shut her up
    smenj 2 years ago
    I was worried this was just gonna be a good conference, and we weren't gonna go full Ubisoft. Thank goodness.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    This is hardCORE Martin!
    ShiftBreaker 2 years ago
    It's no Jason Derulo, is it?
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Who is she? Am I old?
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Who's singing fellow kids, I'm not with it these days.
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Youll never lip-sync like whitney either...
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    We supposed to know who she is?
    Ror 2 years ago
    I feel they may have fatally misjudged their audience here.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    (she's a singer, lads)
    silents 2 years ago
    I know how to spell it Untalented.
    craigm 2 years ago
    My Eyes!! My Ears!!
    X201 2 years ago
    Dishevelled Panda Edition
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    coming up assassin's creed? We've seen it twice already.
    carlos100 2 years ago
    Chin Li too, my street fighter lol
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Furries porn game?!
    iconld 2 years ago
    Damn..... it was good as long as it lasted
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Ahhh the French
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    End me. End me now!
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Finish them
    kantaroo3 2 years ago
    I can only imagine that Just Dance must sell games seeing as they keep releasing instalments. Good for them even if not my cup of tea.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    K-Pop Just Dance? I may just have to pick it up ;)
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Quite upset to see my sub zero joke was less than original
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Not liking this new approach to Mortal Kombat.
    capsule_toy 2 years ago
    KPop vs Mortal Kombat ninjas
    Paul084 2 years ago
    What is happening?
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Dancing Sub Zeros and Scorpions. Oh dea.
    pb 2 years ago
    Colaboration with Mortal Kombat?
    Ror 2 years ago
    Cor, Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat has fallen far.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    The dancing's fun, but would be more impressive if they actually had the prat in the hat (JK) there
    smenj 2 years ago
    Finally, a laserquest game!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Ubi do love their dance sections, and I love them for it.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Mortal kombat just dance?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Sub Zero needs work
    consignia 2 years ago
    This sounds good. Ah, not really, JK.
    iconld 2 years ago
    Mk's Sub Zero featured in Just Dance!
    silents 2 years ago
    Oh please no it gets worse.
    craigm 2 years ago
    NO NO NO
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Cyber Sub-Zero and his dancing mates
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Sub Zero turned to dancing after the fighting dried up
    pomi 2 years ago
    what in the world :D
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    It's the Sub Zero dancers!
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    Fucking hell Ubisoft, and you started so well.
    X201 2 years ago
    The Just Dance toilet break segment
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Bathroom break brought to you by Just Dance.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    surprised it's going to take to 2018 to split the ship battles out of black flag.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Here we go!
    ElNuevo9 2 years ago
    Nice to see Ubi remastering Black Flag,
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    Here's the nonsense!
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Oh god. Not a dance number.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Here comes the cringe
    craigm 2 years ago
    sea monsters!!im in
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Cthulhu dlc
    Jubs95 2 years ago
    Release the Kraken
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    I bet that will get a For Honor style SP ahaha
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Krakens? I'M BACK IN
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Looks like a kraken good time.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Of course there's a Kracken!
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    please end.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Monsters!
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    Kraken time
    Kami 2 years ago
    Eyepatch. I approve. Yarr.
    consignia 2 years ago
    When it evolves, you revolve.
    pomi 2 years ago
    I've been replaying Black Flag recently and this shares a lot with it, clearly built on its foundation
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    @silents yeah why do they assume gamers have so many friends. fatal flaw in these games
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Ye-sports
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Yawn. Would need a lot of grog to enjoy that.
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    (someone had to say it)
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Top H2O though to be fair.
    Scimarad 2 years ago
    Hmmmm. I can't imagine a MP version of Black Flag that doesn't let you get off the ship to explore is going to have anywhere the same appeal.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    This will probably be reskinned as an OP game in Japan
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    This gets 10/10 simply for the lack of simulated banter
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    I hope it also features insult sword fighting after boarding a ship
    man.the.king 2 years ago
    Sounds like a narrator in a documentary. :)
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Rated Arrr
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    This is still going on
    silents 2 years ago
    I don't have any friends so it's no good to me.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Hope has Asterix and obelix dlc
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    trailer naration is like when you watch an old movie trailer from the 50s; where they describe everything that happens in the film.
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    This would have been a phenomenal 360 launch title
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Exactly the same cutscene as black flag almost
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    This is a pirate version of Skirmish with Alan Partridge.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    I was playing Sid Meier's Pirates! Gold the other day. Now THAT's a pirate game!
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    since i like world of warships, with decent pvp in this game im really hyped :D
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    The Legendary ships from Black Flag can do one though...
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    I mean I might play this with my many friends that I've definitely got, but I do hope there's a campaign
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Tom, I presume all you care about is gfx then? As I've yet to hear a gameplay feature that Sea of Thieves doesn't have :p
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    The narrator sounds like the guy from Walking with Dinosaurs.
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    Plus yeah, multiplayer, totally not interested.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Peg Leg and Parrot microtransactions incoming
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Is this a documentary?
    X201 2 years ago
    Klingons on the starboard bow, cap'n
    Weezer 2 years ago
    They had me at pirates... then lost me with PvP
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    "drown you soggy nutmegs" ah realistic pirate banter
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Ric flair was a pirate?
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Can we stop to pick up shards?
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    ... reminds me of Battleships. ;)
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    Not sure I could get into a game that is JUST based on this premise. What made Black Flag so great was when you got bored of being a pirate you could just go and do something else.
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Now thats what I call Pirate Music 01
    iconld 2 years ago
    I liked the pirate songs during the ship travels in AC: BF, nice atmosphere!
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Sniper boats!
    consignia 2 years ago
    Christ, these gameplay narrations really suck the fun out of them.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    found the black flag ship combat a bit boring tbh; this just looks the same.
    craigm 2 years ago
    Play Solo or Coop:Raid the Hunting Grounds alone or group with other players to hunt larger prey
    InfernalRunner 2 years ago
    World of Pirates
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    Madagascar pirates like to move it move it
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    This is going to be Black Flag crossed with For Honor
    Genome 2 years ago
    None of these pressers is going to be good enough until somebody announces Horse Attack!
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Sea of Thieves looks much more like my kind of thing TBH
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Sea of Thieves vs Skull & Bones both "shared world" games
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    That V/O is a bit Total War.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Genuinely disappointed now
    craigm 2 years ago
    single player too according to youtube page
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    So 'Sea of Thieves' with less gameplay options but shiny graphics
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Mmh, I guess it's just PvP?
    Paul084 2 years ago
    Why does everything have to be multiplayer?
    Ror 2 years ago
    Is this Pirate Destiny?
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    I don't think pirates 'received intel'
    man.the.king 2 years ago
    Only interested if there is SP, though.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    DAMMIT, @Billybob21, you jinxed it!
    UncleLou 2 years ago
    I am developing a game about animals of the bovine variety and biscuits called Bull & Scones, I am going to sue.
    Rpt81 2 years ago
    Seems ethereal covers of 90s hits are the new thing for game trailers these days. I'd like to see Lorde do a haunting version of Shaggy's Mr Boombastic for the next Gears of War.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Ahhhh - is this multiplayer only?
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    What a WASTE
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    Sea of Thieves Adults edition?
    man.the.king 2 years ago
    No scurvy, rotted teeth, amputated limbs? The characters look like they just stepped off of the covers of GQ. :)The game looked fun, though.
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    Bollocks.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Damn it was great until they said it was MP
    silents 2 years ago
    At least it ain't zombies again.
    grahammayshark 2 years ago
    Seal cover--so you fight seals?
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    Please, please, please don't be a multiplayer game...
    pb 2 years ago
    Isn't that Greg Proops?
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    @Groo72 recognition, helps us stupid people remember forgettable games.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    In a world full of people only some want to fly.Isn't that crazy?
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Put yer collar down Justin.
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    Jetpacks out, pirates in?
    craigm 2 years ago
    dont knock the moody pop covers martin
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Pirating to the songs of Seal? Somehow, I fell that it was always going to end up this way.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Let's hope they show some gameplay too, though.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    What's with trailers using cover versions these days.
    X201 2 years ago
    This is the Yang conference to Microsoft's Ying
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    not sure about the dodgy cover of 'Crazy' as a soundtrack for this.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    At least 26 years later Seal's still getting royalties.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    So much litter.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Also, I'd love someone from Digital Foundry explain how developers suddenly managed to render realistically moving water
    Euphiletos 2 years ago
    Arr, actual gameplay ahoy?
    Duffking 2 years ago
    This is a response to everyone liking Black Flag more than any other AC game, right?
    consignia 2 years ago
    Will this game be rate RRRRRRRR?....No, because it's a game not a movie.
    craigm 2 years ago
    Less cgi more ingame footage please
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    @alexjones1 Agree. The pacing is spot on. MS' felt way too dragged out for the most part.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Maybe they've taken the good bits of Black Flag and got rid of the shit assassin bits!
    carlos100 2 years ago
    UBisset are smashing it
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Why are they making another pirate game?Cos they YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
    iconld 2 years ago
    See and Seal (cover), heh
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    A pirate game with the Assassin's bit removed!
    pb 2 years ago
    Crazy!
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Already I'm more interested in this than Sea of Thieves
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    Ubisoft always nail the pace of these things, regardless of the games they are amazing at conferences
    b00n 2 years ago
    wat is appenings!
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    A pirate game...WHAT A SURPRISE! ;)
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    Ubisoft are really keen on showing off their (not that) new logo.
    pomi 2 years ago
    This is the pirate game!
    craigm 2 years ago
    ARRR!!!!
    X201 2 years ago
    Michel, wiz zeez surprizez, you are spoiling us
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Reboot "North and South"!
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Here comes the SPOILED GAME.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    About time we got that Alter Ego sequel... with VR
    smenj 2 years ago
    Some kind of VR FMV game, maybe?
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    That Ubisoft logo sound is gorgeous - can I have that for the whole conference?
    craigm 2 years ago
    the real elijah wood: the game
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Sounds like someone enjoyed him in The Eternal Sunsine of a Spotless mind. Can't blame them though, brilliant movie.
    pomi 2 years ago
    This is weird
    Groo72 2 years ago
    An episode of black mirror?
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    Don't give in to the power of The Ring, Mr. Frodo.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    Surprises at an E3 press conference...wonders will never cease.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Mr Frodo, they'll be trying to put their fingers in your firey ring!
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    VR Elijah Wood? far too creepy for me.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Some Black Mirror shit right there.
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Sign me up!
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Or Americans*
    Ror 2 years ago
    Oh shit, it's Frodo Baginses
    Euphiletos 2 years ago
    Frodo has gone all Sauron like.
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Why do American's say "whilst" like that then?
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    I'm not sure this is actual science you know...
    craigm 2 years ago
    wtf lol
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    I WON'T GIVE UP ON YOU MR FRODO
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    damn; thought the crew demo would never end so went to toilet and missed south park.
    Euphiletos 2 years ago
    It's Frodo.
    iconld 2 years ago
    Thanks Martin, didn't know that
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Haha
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    There was a young girl from Woodbury Hollow - She didn't talk much but boy could she swallow
    Euronymous 2 years ago
    Don't be Martin. Be glad you don't suffer from that dire show.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    The Coon episodes are the worst of South Park
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Unacceptable Martin. Simply unacceptable.
    Tchrin 2 years ago
    30fps, no comment on whether they've fixed the myriad of issues with the original, mediocre gfx...why am I excited about it?!
    pomi 2 years ago
    Is South Park actually coming out this year?
    craigm 2 years ago
    FUCK YEAH!!!
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    I can't take my eyes off the shoes...
    iconld 2 years ago
    Will we see WILD today?
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    YAASSSSS
    Fiddy 2 years ago
    "Enjoy ze ride"
    craigm 2 years ago
    wooooo
    Euphiletos 2 years ago
    That man was a touch odd.
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    When I count to five and snap my fingers... the conference will resume
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Okay, his monotonous tone is making me proper laugh now.
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Er. That road complex looked like a knob.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    I wasn't interested in the first one and didn't care when everyone said it will get a sequel but for some reason I can't look away. This could be good.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Why no fake multiplayer talk?
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    could be a pretty good game too just relax and waste some time in
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    I want a spitfire!
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    No mention of any faux-gangster story nonsense so far at least.
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    So it's like Miami Vice; just with less pastel shades?
    Iain815 2 years ago
    I'm no airplaneologist, but I sense a few felonies being broken there.
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    Doesn't look half as pretty as Forza, but looks a load more fun
    silents 2 years ago
    Its a french thing i thinks.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    And now I'm interested.
    pb 2 years ago
    you are feeling your eyes getting heavy, you will do what I say, you WILL buy the crew 2. And you're back in the room
    Ror 2 years ago
    This is all a bit... uh... hypnotic.By which I mean I think I'm falling asleep.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    water bits remind me of the old ps2 spy hunter game
    Moedav 2 years ago
    Is this a racing game or an open world explore with expensive cars and stuff? Or a sleep simulator....?
    Euphiletos 2 years ago
    Sexy water. Sea of Thieves challenging.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Zzzzzz
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Looks pretty though.
    Kami 2 years ago
    And now I want a new Wave Race.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    "You are feeling sleepy, veeeeery sleepy."
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    ill be honest it does look interesting. Certainly one to watch
    Paul084 2 years ago
    Looks really interesting, pretty excited to see what this is like.
    craigm 2 years ago
    30fps confirmed?
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    This is not exactly dripping with enthusiasm
    Scimarad 2 years ago
    Nope, I'm definitely interested too. Which makes 2 of us.
    silents 2 years ago
    Cool song.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    No. He said boring. He wanted a boring voice.
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Ted! Were you asking for a dramatic, exciting voice?
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Its a trap. Get an axe
    Iain815 2 years ago
    That'd be me Ted. I have an awful, dreary monotonous voice, God help me...
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    What an accent.
    pb 2 years ago
    Is this guy trying to hypnotise us?
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    I have no bloody idea how this translates into gameplay...
    pomi 2 years ago
    Crew must have been some form of success when they are making sequel...
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    "two years back the crew took the gaming world back" about 10 years
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    I would actually love it if the map was folded over in game.
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    Ubisoft showing once again that they move with the times......male protagonist after male protagonist. They claimed women were too hard to animate a couple of years back, looks like they haven't got any easier!
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    If Chris Nolan directed Top Gear...
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    The Crew 2: brought to you by Red Bull
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    I want push bikes.
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Missed a trick not getting Terry Crews to do this....
    Genome 2 years ago
    I, too, watched Inception and Dr. Strange, Ubisoft. Not sure it works with your racing game.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    The 2rew?
    Malek86 2 years ago
    The Crew sounded cool on paper, but the handling was terribad. On the other hand, this means that if they fixed the terribad handling, it could be amazing.
    ozthegweat 2 years ago
    AC:o seems like a pyramid scheme.
    pb 2 years ago
    The Crew 2: Inception?
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Wish games looked that pretty.
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    Chuck me a set of Chevvy keys, I'd chuck em straight back!
    X201 2 years ago
    The Crew 2? Why?
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    The Crew... The Poo more like
    Kami 2 years ago
    I was gonna say Driver but then I made myself sad.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    The Crew 2? Wow keep flogging that dead horse, Ubi.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    The Crew 2?
    ozthegweat 2 years ago
    Watching an LCD monitor filmed off-angle over an internet stream teally showcases the power of 4K.
    iconld 2 years ago
    The Crew 2?
    Kami 2 years ago
    Hopefully Aisha is filming more Criminal Minds. She's pretty good in that.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    good; I hate it at these things when they stick too long on the one game.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    @pelican_ I have to admit I never played it. I'm sure it's a good game, just not my cup of tea. Maybe I'm missing out.
    alexatkin 2 years ago
    Well that was weird.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Well that went well
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    Where are the towers?
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Is it a bird?!?!
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Who needs direct capture at E3 anyway?
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    After the great pace of the MS conference, this is toooooooo slooooow
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Come on, you can't play on that monitor in sunlight.
    MikkyX 2 years ago
    Where's Aisha Tyler, anyway?
    smenj 2 years ago
    That furniture is too nice to be a Homebase
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    I can't begin to describe the pointlessness of showing pre-rendered footage when we already saw the game yesterday
    Malek86 2 years ago
    That's got my interest for sure.
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    Evil Martin
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Where did Ubisoft find all these human presenters and where can the other presentations find them?
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    DON'T TEMPT ME MARTIN FFS :)
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Hippo flips crocodile... check!
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Janky animation going on there.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    I'll use my joke again.Stalk like an Egyptian.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    The hippo; natures bastard
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Never been a fan of AC and it was just dire during Microsoft's presentation, but I have to say, I like this guy. Very humble and genuine.
    Nemesis 2 years ago
    Looks blocky(dusts off old joke)
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    He seems *very* proud of this :D
    Iain815 2 years ago
    Reinvented? All the gameplay videos show it's more of the same old shite.
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Did it show up in the upload list Martin?
    Kami 2 years ago
    It feels longer.
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    Is that a distressed blazer?vIs that a thing that's done now?
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Please just show the same footage as last night shot for shot.
    iconld 2 years ago
    Ubisoft just oozes legit emotions right here, what is happening!?
    ozthegweat 2 years ago
    Whitewashing Donkey Kong, how racist.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Ah, so it's AC time. I missed this one last night, let's take a look.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Has Ubi just won E3 so far? With goddamn rabbids..? Has that just... REALLY?
    X201 2 years ago
    Mr Caffiene's return wouldn't register after that
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    This gen's Super Mario Maker -the little trains that could.
    Kami 2 years ago
    @MrTomFTW - Rule 35 takes care of Rule 34, sadly.
    pb 2 years ago
    wibble,
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    Looks miles ahead of Mario's last collab with Sonic *shudder* in fact I hope this inspires them to reinvent that franchise.
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Those rule drawings will make you blind tom
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    I think this is the happiest we've seen Martin Robinson so far!
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Well...
    Kiliko 2 years ago
    Looks like a quality game to have on the go.
    iconld 2 years ago
    That's some Airbourne there?
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Imagine if this was a EG mass hallucination.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Actually why didn't they just do a Nintendo themed Overwatch clone?
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    There's already Rule 34 drawings of Rabbid Peach out there. I just know there is.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    They could replace the floating XCOM tanks with ones styled like the tank levels in Mario 3...
    Mozzza 2 years ago
    You can't resist Mario.
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Ohhh man.. Wheres the release date
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    "This is a project from passion" bottom of screen links to potential amiibos.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Martin, was there pineapple on it?
    Mazzle 2 years ago
    All the years of Ubi shunting Ninty and THIS happens, looks like a lot of fun.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    This has got to be one of the biggest surprises in a very long time - and a positive one at that. GIMME GIMME GIMME
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    Wish this were coming to 3DS now. Can't afford a Switch and certainly can't justify one just for this! Haha
    TheGamerNextDoor 2 years ago
    game wasn't really on my radar but I must admit it's caught my eye and I'm interested
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Imagine how exciting this would be if the rabbids WEREN'T involved now.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    I can't wait to perform autopsies on Rabbids to figure out how to kill them better.
    Bertie 2 years ago
    That looked good!
    MikkyX 2 years ago
    I did NOT see that coming when this got leaked.
    trufflesonline 2 years ago
    Damn. Looks far better than i'd expected
    Kami 2 years ago
    UbiSoft showing a game without towers or open worlds. Is this a sign of the end times?
    pomi 2 years ago
    Okay now I really need to get Switch as this looks great!
    weebleman 2 years ago
    My kid just dropped his first 'swear' in excitement at this. Im gonna let this one slide with a stern oi. First offence and all.
    StarGazeeren 2 years ago
    Too late, but Mario XCOM!
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    I... I.. think a Rabbids game might now be my most anticipated game of E3
    pb 2 years ago
    Must Buy!!!
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Bratterz' future kids will love this franchise.
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    Bit violent for a Mario game
    smenj 2 years ago
    Am being informed reliably by a friend that this seems more Heroes of Might and Magic than XCOM
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    2K's lawyers are on the phone as we speak.
    Billybob21 2 years ago
    I'm not going to lie, I'm loving the Rabbid Luigi.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Chris Bratt must be feeling very conflicted right now...
    Kami 2 years ago
    It looks... good.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Interesting - but I'm not sure there's much crossover between Mario/Rabbids fans and turn-based fans...
    vert1go 2 years ago
    MARIO XCOM. Now we just need to get the rabbids out of it...
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Mario rabbids xcom
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    Well that isn't what I expected.
    pb 2 years ago
    Xcom Mario
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    I hope Mario can marry a rabbid Fire Emblem Style and have kids.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    Wait, turn based and XCom like cover system? I want this now.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Mario x Rabbids Tactics Orge?!
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    I feel like this game sits in the "Looks nice, probably won't ever play it" category.
    AoifeLockhart 2 years ago
    Johnny's raging you just ratted him out Martin
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    @smenj 1UP > DUP
    X201 2 years ago
    Looks lovely, looks...original
    Lankysi 2 years ago
    @smenj Looks pretty strong and stable to me ;)
    Sheetbike 2 years ago
    I deny everything
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Rubber duck in spiked collar floating in giant moss-covered toilet... check!
    Supra_Hans 2 years ago
    Bratterz just spunked
    vert1go 2 years ago
    The rabbids like Ubisoft smack of trying far too hard to be "wacky" at times. Looks pretty enough.
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    I still don't know what this is about but it looks lovely
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    While this isn't for me. I'm not a fan of either IP really - I love the charm and the positive nature of the game - makes such a change from guns and explosions.
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    A surprised "oh" here in Leicester, also. Look at it. It's cute.
    smenj 2 years ago
    I can't believe the Rabbids and Mario have formed a coalition of chaos
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Sigh... *unzips*
    Ror 2 years ago
    Oh my god.
    Groo72 2 years ago
    Already better than Microsoft conference
    Kami 2 years ago
    I like the Rabbids. They're good comedy fodder, but they've not really had the best time in games.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    "Finally I can talk about our project"Must be hard to not talk about your project when everyone else is...
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    "finally, finally we can move on from this opening"
    iconld 2 years ago
    That's some great Ubi PR there. Well deserved I guess.
    Bertie 2 years ago
    That's a nice pink t-shirt. I want it
    vert1go 2 years ago
    One does not simply rush Miyamoto away.
    pb 2 years ago
    @SteveMsater some 7/10 games have been my favourite 7/10 games
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Made by ubisoft? oh fuck
    Malek86 2 years ago
    They sure don't look like they want to actually show the game
    vert1go 2 years ago
    It's still one of the loves of E3 when that man appears.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    *noticed
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    A grown man is in tears because senpai has seen him, so am I.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Show us the inevitable 7/10 game and let's move on, lads
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    The translator is Aisha.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    That was a classic E3 moment. Miyamoto. Master Sword.
    pomi 2 years ago
    I tune in for Ubisoft and I see Miyamoto. What is going on! :D
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Not played a rabbid game - but were they like that before Despicable Me?
    weebleman 2 years ago
    Bill is struggling to convey the joy
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    @MrTomFTW HipHopGamer, dont ask me how I know who he is
    funkstar 2 years ago
    wasnt he wearing that shirt at the jimmy fallon show
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Reminder: Miyamoto is not Link.
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Miyamoto looks like an elderly uncle being forced to play Wii Tennis
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Why is there a guy with a championship belt in the crowd?
    pb 2 years ago
    Ubisoft conference is as batshit crazy as usual. Good start
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Once, just once, I wish when Miyamoto is asked, "What did you bring?" after getting on stage at a presser he answers, "Your mum".
    8bitMofo 2 years ago
    Great start!
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    Miyamoto with arm cannon - new Metroid confirmed.
    iconld 2 years ago
    Boys and their toys :D
    vert1go 2 years ago
    GET HIM MIYAMOTO GET HIM. THERE'S STILL TIME.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Mental.
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    First cringe!
    smenj 2 years ago
    Wow, Aisha Tyler does a really great impression of Miyamoto
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Tom, how are you surprised? HOW?
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    Shiggsy!
    pb 2 years ago
    Nintendo and Ubisoft are best friends. It's really no surprise.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    better start then the other conferences
    X201 2 years ago
    Miyamoto at Ubisoft to announce HL3
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Mario gotta make money too, you think those mushrooms are free?
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Shigs cosplaying as cyborg from injustice 2
    Der_tolle_Emil 2 years ago
    SHIGGY!
    Malek86 2 years ago
    I would have rather see an actual Mario + Rayman platformer, but it's fine
    BumpkinRich 2 years ago
    Unexpected..... my bottom
    alexjones1 2 years ago
    "unexpected encounter"
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Your dream, maybe.
    MadJack1812 2 years ago
    Wait, what?!
    jiveguy 2 years ago
    wow
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Imagine the surprise at this, if it hadn't been leaked. We would all be crapping our pants.
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Oh the rabbids/mario rpg wasn't fake. Oh dear.
    X201 2 years ago
    Casual jumper alert
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    "you don't even know what we got for you" I can kinda guess mate
    X201 2 years ago
    This is good quality video... Remembering E3s past that had video like NightTrap
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    That beard has far too many colours in it.
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    Would love a drink or 5 but have to be up at 7 for work :(
    SteveMsater 2 years ago
    Prediction: It begins with Just Dance 2018, featuring at least one unnecessary gimmick.
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    Gonna be a long night this. After Twin Peaks at 2am last night - now tonight. Relying on my care package of doughnuts, crisps, chocolate, couple of Red Bulls and lots of coffee.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    I think "advertiser" was the pre-existing word for all of them tbh.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    and sports, lots and lots of sports
    vert1go 2 years ago
    ( -word + term)
    vert1go 2 years ago
    I think "influencer" and "game changer" might be the non-group word for a `flock` of cunts.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    Influencers
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    Microsoft's version of twitch will take over the world.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    Awaiting the "not scripted honestly" multiplayer banter too.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    I think if you look up "content creators", that other C word is probably a common replacement.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    please no more shoutcasters and gamechangers or w/e they are called
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    She's not exactly hurting for work so I'd wager it was her decision.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    The point of E3 is gamers and gaming press. The "core" who've watched since forever. If they start caring more about a dozen randoms on youtube, it's lost it.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    If there is one single "influencer/cunt" I'm not interested in anything further Ubi have.
    Adamarshall 2 years ago
    Do we think they'll totally ignore For Honour's existence?
    Whatascoop 2 years ago
    I hope Mr Caffeine's back with his dated 90s references
    Centrale1 2 years ago
    Maybe it's for the best - it will give executives and developers with stage fright an opportunity to read woodenly off teleprompters and struggle to find something to do with their hands.
    MrTomFTW 2 years ago
    Aisha Tyler, I miss you.
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    Is Aisha not here this year then? Hooray. I absolutely detest her doing these things.
    vert1go 2 years ago
    You can count on Ubi for the terrible generic "indie" cover songs.
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    well EA set the bar pretty low so Ubi has to do a pretty fucked up job to get lower
    Baritone 2 years ago
    Hi Martin
    [STARS]TyranT 2 years ago
    Forgot this one. I always look forward to the yearly slow motion car crash that is the Ubisoft conference.
    goneski 2 years ago
    Revolver was pretty good
    MrSnakeCake 2 years ago
    ello everyone
    mattshark 2 years ago
    lets hope this is better than the uninspiring affairs so far.
    Kami 2 years ago
    Good evening everyone, hope you're all well.
    Malek86 2 years ago
    Oh yeah, I'm really hoping for a new Splinter Cell or Rayman, but I'll take whatever they have on offer. I tend to prefer Ubisoft out of all the multiplat developers, even with all their issues, so I'm somewhat biased.
    PowerJC 2 years ago
    Sam Fisher is in the preview video at 0:58; so really hope a new splinter cell is announced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMORKN0lcB8&feature=youtu.be
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    They are showing The Last Night on the PC stream at the moment!
    wellzy4eva 2 years ago
    I hope for another Blood Dragon spin-off.
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    @SpaceMonkey77 - No mate, I meant this guy (be warned you will cringe so hard it might hurt your tummy!) http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mr-caffeine-doodly-doodly-doop
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    @SpaceMonkey77 Mr Caffeine makes his return? We are through the looking glass people!
    Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago
    I only watch for Aisha Tyler :( - Worst E3 ever!
    Mr_Understanding 2 years ago
    Showing gameplay of FC5 and Assassin's creed will make this the best conference so far.
    Sammoore 2 years ago
    flooff they won't have a host as such, just a bunch of devs
    Reedo 2 years ago
    Hoping to see some Rabbids X Mario stuff later!
    cowell 2 years ago
    Ooooobisoft
    Cimeas 2 years ago
    she just got divorced so probably that
    X201 2 years ago
    Here's a PC Gaming Show stream to tide everyone overhttps://m.twitch.tv/pcgamer
    Duffking 2 years ago
    You not doing the PC show this year?
    dnbuk 2 years ago
    New Splinter Cell would be great.