What's New? (10th August, 2007)

New PAL releases.

Feature by Tom Bramwell Former Editor-in-Chief

Updated on 12 Sep 2007

Mending the wounds of the world - that's what What's New is known for - and so with Trauma Center: Second Opinion running its scalpel across the throat of a certain second syllable from today in Europe, we thought we'd celebrate by ignoring it and indeed all the other games and helping you with some of your gaming problems. So, thanks to all of you who wrote in with your problems! And don't write in any more because obviously this is a parody and it would backfire massively if you ended up actually clogging my email or people stopped reading because they misunderstood and felt rejected and alone and maybe topped themselves.

Well Alan, it just so happens that you are talking to one of Bookworm's foremost people who play Bookworm and sometimes mention it on the Internet! And so with that in mind, I can exclusively present this exclusive player's guide to the second level of Bookworm Adventures Deluxe: HAT, BADGER, NOMAD, RIPPING, SPATULA, LAWSUIT, YOWLING, CLOAK, BISCUIT, SPANNER, RHOMBUS. I hope this helps. TWAZZOCK.

I don't know.

Is that in Zelda? Try going left.

Get f***ed Alan.

I know you are but what am I?

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