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KISS : Psycho Circus - The Nightmare Child

Intense first person shooter reviewed

Selecting which of the four avatars you want to play first

Setting The Scene

Games based on old rock bands are generally pretty awful - Iron Maiden's "Ed Hunter" and Queen's "The Eye" spring to mind .. unbidden, like some hideous waking nightmare that you are unable to shake from your memory.

The good news is that Nightmare Child is based on the "KISS : Psycho Circus" comic book series by Todd McFarlane Productions (of Spawn fame), rather than the band itself. You must take on the role of avatars for the four Elders - the Starbearer, The Beast King, The Celestial and The Demon.

Guided by the blind gypsy fortune teller Madame Raven, each of the avatars must fight their way through their own corrupted Realm to the Psycho Circus itself, and then on to the twisted dimension of the Nightmare Child for a final showdown between good and evil. Along the way they will find the Elders' armour, assembling it piece by piece until they look just like the comic book representations of Gene Simmons and friends.

The game begins in the ruined remains of The Roadhouse, a bar where you were supposed to play a gig. But then the world ended, hideous creatures appeared, and you were selected to be avatars for four immortal beings. Mom said there would be days like this...

One of the in-game cutscenes that precedes each section of the game

Monsters .. Weapons .. Action!

Madame Raven appears at the beginning of each new section of the game, doing her best Mystic Meg impression as she gazes blindly into her crystal ball and explains what you must achieve, accompanied by a short fly-through of the level.

Then it's straight into the action, which starts off fairly gently to ease you into the game, but soon escalates to a Doom-like intensity that hasn't been seen in a first person shooter for years. Hordes of monsters leap out of dark corners, drop from the ceiling, pour out of holes in the wall, and are generated from spawners, leading to some real trouser-browning moments.

The creatures are as twisted as readers of the comic book would expect. Small clawed creatures scuttle around slashing at your knees, towering giants smash heavy weights on the ground to produce shockwaves, and the fat lady doesn't sing (although she does lead an aerobics class in one level), but instead rips out pieces of her own intestines to lob at passers-by.

The "arachniclown" is made up of a metallic spider, with the upper body of a manic clown that fires lightning bolts at you. "Gasbags" float around in the air spitting poison at you - shoot one and it will either explode, or whizz chaotically around the room like a punctured balloon.

And to combat these monstrosities you have a suitably bizarre and over-the-top arsenal. A rusty shrapnel thrower replaces the traditional shotgun, a whip acts as a powerful weapon as well as a grappling hook, and exploding jack-in-a-boxes stand in for landmines. The game's equivalent of the rocket launcher fires glowing blue balls of energy which explode into an impressive looking vortex, and can be skimmed along floors with a little practice.

Each of the avatars also has two unique weapons - one melee and one ranged. For example, the Demon can find a mighty axe to swipe at his enemies with, and a dragon which perches on his shoulder and breathes fire. The ultimate flamethrower?

In the circus

Graphic Novel

All of this frantic action is handled by a modified version of the Lithtech 1.5 engine. It might not be as sophisticated as the better known Quake 3 or Unreal engines, but developers Third Law have certainly put it to good use.

Settings vary from gloomy medieval looking churches and graveyards to vast hellish factories and the "morbid mansion", a stately home complete with paintings of KISS hanging on the walls. Each of the four avatars ends up at the psycho circus itself, which has to be one of the most colourful locations I've ever seen in a first person shooter, with a blinding array of bright tents, stalls and banners making a refreshing change from the usual drab and dimly lit tunnels.

The real beauty of the game though is that however many monsters there are on screen at once, the engine manages to keep it all moving along at a playable frame rate. Add in the colourful locations, severed limbs flying around, blood arcing gracefully through the air, and over-the-top weapons effects going off all around you, and you have a real treat for the eyes.

The game is also a real treat for the ears, with DirectMusic support allowing context sensitive music. As the action heats up the music morphs into faster and more frantic forms, helping to keep the blood pumping as you fight off the heaving masses of monsters that the game throws at you.

KISS fans will be happy to hear that there are jukeboxes scattered throughout the game which you can activate to listen to well-known KISS songs, which are often a perfect accompaniment for the slaughter around you. KISS haters will be even happier to learn that you can also blow up the jukeboxes to stop the infernal racket...

Wholesale slaughter, yesterday

Old School

As befits the KISS license, Nightmare Child is a decidely old school affair, harking back to classic games like the original Quake. The weapons seem strangely familiar beneath all that make-up, and the action is intense and in-your-face, with hordes of monsters the likes of which haven't been seen since the days of Duke Nukem and Doom.

The focus on action and wholesale slaughter makes a welcome change from the new wave of realistic and "intelligent" shooters, and the return to single player mayhem makes it stand out from the more visceral Unreal Tournaments and Quake 3 Arenas of the gaming world. It's real back-to-your-roots stuff which is sure to bring a smile to the face of more experienced (or should that just be old?) gamers such as myself who still remember the thrill of playing the original shareware release of Doom for the first time.

And yet at the same time Third Law have managed to build the game around an entertaining if slightly cheesy plot, complete with a series of excellent in-game cutscenes to push the storyline along, and to introduce new settings and monsters. There are even console-style end of chapter bosses and puzzle-based battles, where you will need more than an itchy trigger finger to succeed.

Take that, and that .. and .. THAT!


At heart Nightmare Child is a rather linear find-the-switch, open-the-door, blast-some-more-monsters kind of first person shooter, with the emphasis on fast paced action, complete with arcade-style health bars for your enemies and end of level score sheets.

But somehow Third Law have managed to take the best elements of old fashioned pure action shooters and build on them to make something that is entertaining and nostalgic for us old fogeys, while still managing to stand up against the rather higher standards of modern games when it comes to plot and gameplay.

A highly promising debut for Third Law which is well worth a look for action fans, whether or not you like KISS.

Eye Candy          

9 / 10

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