Euro press release hints at it.
Missions ripped from US mag hit net.
Promises "part soap opera and part comedy".
There's a reason they call it 'hack and slash'.
Honking and clapping their way to victory.
Preaching to the converted.
Far from it, actually.
Soldier-up when it's time to go to war...
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go tits up.
Strong single-format debut unable to shift EA's soccer sim.
Wooden snail 0.
Well and truly fluxed…
Guts for garters.
Snappier than 'Gideon battles the evil aliens'.