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News by Tom Bramwell

15 December, 2006

Actress Kristen Bell appears to have done what Ubisoft's been trying to avoid, and told everyone exactly what's going on behind the scenes in Assassin's Creed.

Up to now, we've been told that the game sees players flitting around during the Crusades, crawling all over rooftops and blending into the crowd on the way to popping various marks.

But that's not really what's going on, says Bell. Instead, it's some sort of mad brain game being perpetrated by scientists. So, yes, look away if you don't want to know.

"It's actually really interesting to me," Bell told IGN during a TV interview. "It's sort of based on the research that's sort of happening now, about the fact that your genes might be able to hold memory.

"And you could argue semantics and say it's instinct, but how does a baby bird know to eat a worm, as opposed to a cockroach, if its parents don't show it?" Yes, and how does a cat know how to get out of a bag?

"And it's about this science company trying to, Matrix-style, go into peoples brains and find out an ancestor who used to be an assassin, and sort of locate who that person is," she said of the game, for which she's doing voice work.

Ubisoft's yet to comment on any of that, but expect to find out whether it's true or not sometime soon - the full game's due out on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 next year.

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Eighthours
15/12/06 @ 10:55
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We all knew that it wasn't just about the Crusades though, surely? Er... the E3 reports all told us that!
bdc
15/12/06 @ 10:55
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Uh.... what the fuck did she just say
Talha
15/12/06 @ 10:56
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'Ass Creed'? That's dumber and more distasteful than any abbreviations coming out of USA. Congrats EG.
ccfb
15/12/06 @ 10:57
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Her, and the fact that every forum and game-related news site in existence is reproducing what she said ...
kangarootoo
15/12/06 @ 10:58
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Sounds like Killswitch type stuff to me. Not sure I approve in this context, but I doubt it will make much tangible difference to the gameplay.
Ginger
15/12/06 @ 10:59
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I'm not sure thi sis a mistake - I mean it's just the kind of teeaser they release about films to get people even more interested, so it's probably just a marketing ploy
Roamer
15/12/06 @ 11:03
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@ccfb: Aye, makes you wonder where the blame truly lies.
SeesThroughAll
15/12/06 @ 11:05
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What? I hope they don't ruin the storyline like that.
Hugundo
15/12/06 @ 11:08
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"It's actually really interesting to me,"

Dont sound too surprised.
lambtron
15/12/06 @ 11:09
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"Actress blows Ass"

Interesting first 3 words there.
space ace
15/12/06 @ 11:11
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Genji
15/12/06 @ 11:15
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LOL ASS CREED
andrewwd
15/12/06 @ 11:21
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You're right Eighthours, there was an E3 06 video which cut to some sort of futuristic HUD at the end, suggesting that you were playing out a VR type scenario
AtomicBanana
15/12/06 @ 11:33
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'You're right Eighthours, there was an E3 06 video which cut to some sort of futuristic HUD at the end, suggesting that you were playing out a VR type scenario'

Indeed, and one of the words you could see on the display was:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animus_%28c...

;)
Steroyd
15/12/06 @ 11:56
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Wow Assasin's Creed has just flew off the rails on my anticipation train.
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Xerx3s
15/12/06 @ 12:08
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Ass Creed? o_o

What's next? Boob Want?
jellyhead
15/12/06 @ 12:17
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I'd thought this was already known too, oh well she's great in Veronica Mars so she sould be forgiven. :)
TeddyBoy
15/12/06 @ 12:27
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ASS CREED LOL!
pretence
15/12/06 @ 12:30
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the power of advertising...:/
SeanLB
15/12/06 @ 12:34
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What was wrong with the story being a regular run of mill reinactment of a Assasin in the Crusades? Theres being original, and then theres being absurd.
Psychotext
15/12/06 @ 12:38
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SeanLB: My guess is they needed something like this to explain how you can fly etc in certain places. =/
lambtron
15/12/06 @ 12:39
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It is teh matrix in Crusade times then.

Oh well.
SeanLB
15/12/06 @ 12:41
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Meh its a game, they could have got away with doing it without explanation. To be honest I'd rather he didn't fly etc, but I'm a fussy git who is never satisfied. I no doubt would be moaning that this is just run of the mill if they didn't add this storyline, the hypocrite that I am.
gaselite
15/12/06 @ 12:44
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Actress blows Ass Creed? That's... awesome
mkreku
15/12/06 @ 12:45
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I remember seeing, in one of the videos from this game, some sort of computer like interface when the player either died or the video ended (can't remember), which already pointed at what this actress revealed. It's not a huge surprise.
kangarootoo
15/12/06 @ 12:46
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@AdamOfEternia

"Ass Creed, one for jamaicangmr then"

Hey, you two keep it outside in the playground ok. Don't go bringing your muddy shoes in here all over our nice clean thread.
crazyhorse174
15/12/06 @ 12:59
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For some reason I read that as "Actress blows Ass, Creed story"...

...thought maybe it was something involving and actress, ex-Creed singer Scott Stapp and one of his infamous videos...
Monkey
15/12/06 @ 12:59
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"Actress blows Ass"...

Is it me or are EG getting more cheakier?
:)
paulf
15/12/06 @ 13:07
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tom with headlines like that you'll be working for The Sun in no time
Stormflood
15/12/06 @ 14:14
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Viral Leak Alert
Monkey_Chops
15/12/06 @ 15:09
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Have neither Bell nor Ubi heard of NDAs? Heh.
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Muddtallica
15/12/06 @ 15:25
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Oh gosh, this sounds like the ending of MGS2 all over again...and that's not good. :(

Also, what's it with actresses with names that sound like "Kristen" blowing the plots of projects they're involved in? I remember a few months ago when Kirsten Dunst revealed the Spider-Man 3 villains when she wasn't supposed to, and now this. I think studios should start killing all actresses with similar names, just to be on the safe side. They should start with Kristy Swanson, Julie Christie, and Chris O' Donnell (you never know).
Garulon
15/12/06 @ 15:25
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"And you could argue semantics and say it's instinct, but how does a baby bird know to eat a worm, as opposed to a cockroach, if its parents don't show it?"

By feeding it worms during it's childhood? DUH. I think Kristen Bell should steer clear of genetic memory (which is all cock anyway) and stick to what she's good at - i.e. filling out lingerie and pouting.

Oh and ruining video game twists, obviously.
SeesThroughAll
15/12/06 @ 16:15
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Kristen Bell should steer clear of genetic memory (which is all cock anyway)

Now that would be a shame, wouldn't it?
crazyhorse174
15/12/06 @ 16:16
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Is she blonde by any chance?

/steels self for the beatings that will ensue.
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symmetry
15/12/06 @ 17:30
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I think we're all missing the point of this news story.......

Kristen Bell is teh hawt!


+20 billion and 1
elliotreed
16/12/06 @ 01:20
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'Actress blows ass'

See this is why we keep coming back to Eurogamer.
Veldaban
16/12/06 @ 13:33
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Weren't we told all this months ago?
lemonfist
16/12/06 @ 15:21
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U SAID ASS LÖL
Tiger_Walts
17/12/06 @ 11:33
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Er, didn't we know about Assassin's Creed's modern day component already? A few things were leaked/revealed during E3 and in one of the dev diaries the modern day is also alluded to.
lemonfist
17/12/06 @ 17:37
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It's true, all real nerds like us knew already. Still, that actress needs to learn not to SPOILERIZE GAMES ON THE INTERNET LOLZ.

Someone at Ubisoft should spank her ass, tape it and put in on pornotube.
NegativeZero
17/12/06 @ 22:55
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I liked the whole concept more when it was really set during the crusades, not the delusions of some fucker hopped up on goofballs and fucking around on a VR machine.
J0YCIE
17/12/06 @ 23:38
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Im not sure the whole matrix idea is gonna last. Anybody think a more Parkour approach to getting around on rooftops would be more fitting, and fun?
Triggerhappytel
19/12/06 @ 00:12
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What the fuck?

Can't they just keep it set in the Crusades? I'm sure we'd all be very happy with that alone.
miiiguel
24/01/07 @ 21:19
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I want the crusades' shit..., please give us a simple crusade assassin dude...!

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