Eurogamer t-shirts now on sale News • News • Eurogamer.net

Shameless peddling now on site.

Good news for fans of Eurogamer and t-shirts - a new range of Eurogamer t-shirts is now on sale over at videogametees.com.

Two of the designs feature the little green Eurogamers men. Then there's a black shirt bearing the legend 'BETTER THAN HALO', and another promoting 'M070R81K35'. They're available in sizes Extra Large to Olsen, and are priced at GBP 16. Yes, each.

"These are the best t-shirts I have ever seen, and they definitely make men more attractive," said Eurogamer deputy editor Ellie Gibson. "Why, just now I passed Tom in the corridor and thought he was Sawyer out of Lost."

"Can we have a staff discount?" added Rob.

The Eurogamer t-shirts are on sale now. All the proceeds will go towards buying more diamonds the size of fists.

About Ellie Gibson

Since joining Eurogamer in the mid 2000s, Ellie has written about subjects as diverse as the fall of Gizmondo, the rise of Hollyoaks actresses in Red Alert games and the noise a bear makes under NSFW circumstances.

Read more articles from Ellie by visiting the Ellie Gibson archive page.

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Benno #1 4 years ago

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I think it would be a bit wierd to buy one, but thats just me.
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andromeda #2 4 years ago

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are they complete with illegible bits of white text and fiddly little icons ?
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Xerx3s #3 4 years ago

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16 quid? You HAVE to joking right?

oh wait...
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Darren #4 4 years ago

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They're a bit rubbish, aren't they? Why no t-shirt that actually just has your blue Eurogamer logo on it?
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The_Aardvark #5 4 years ago

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Something for the next meet, perhaps?
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WanderingIssun #6 4 years ago

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Bought 365, one for each day of the year.
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Snooz #7 4 years ago

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Please make one with the tag line "only for UK residents"
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3william56 #8 4 years ago

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I hear the Xbox 360 t-shirts have better anti aliasing.
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squarepusher #9 4 years ago

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april fools i hope
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DDevil #10 4 years ago

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I'm buying a "Better than Halo" one.

Are you going to make a Johnny Minkley one for PES_Fanboy? hahaha.
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bad09 #11 4 years ago

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I want one with Headbog quotes on it!

Very good, April Fool's Day to you as well EG!
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Xerx3s #12 4 years ago

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"april fools i hope"

And here I was thinking that I was the only one who noticed the date.
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spongebob #13 4 years ago

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I, too, remember the time when upper torso was a luxury. Thanks to capitalism I was able to get the cash and spend it on a chest. Now, thanks to you EG, I can finally wear something over it. After a decade of manly upper torso nakedness I'm feeling a bit dirty, and this stylish cover for that part of my body will redeem all the horrible encounters with local police and grandmas.
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ukdm #14 4 years ago

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They are terrible! Seriously, who designed those and decided they were ok to sell?
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KingOfSpain #15 4 years ago

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These are fantastic, but �16 is a little sharp!!
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spekkeh #16 4 years ago

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Better than Halo? Bit of a nihilist shirt innit?
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asphaltcowboy #17 4 years ago

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I would prefer:

white with the standard Eurogamer logo in blue, or
blue with the standard Eurogamer logo in white.

Edited by 1 at 01/04/08 @ 13:23
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Beano #18 4 years ago

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No "8/10" shirt?
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DDevil #19 4 years ago

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Well, I just bought a Better Than Halo tshirt, and was charged accordingly, so I don't think it's a April Fool's joke.
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kincaide #20 4 years ago

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Is this an April Fool???

Good one EG towers
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syphaa #21 4 years ago

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I think they are cool, nice and clean designs...if the fanboys on here had anything to do with designing some Tee's for EG then I think I would be scratching my eyes out from the visual pain.

Good job. Think I will grab a |/|070R81|
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the_dudefather #22 4 years ago

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we need a 'meh' shirt to complete the Eurogamer mentality
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ruttyboy #23 4 years ago

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Oh dear, where did you get that awful picture of a model that you've clumsily photoshopped the little green men on? He looks like he's the exact opposite of your potential customer
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anomagnus #24 4 years ago

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are these supposed to be 'next gen'???!?!

I've been hearing for years about next gen clothing, but i've yet to see it.

Looks like the same old bs we've been served for years, one head hole, two sleeves. There nothing orginal here, and it looks like an almost continual grind of wearing, washing , wearing and washing.

Theres zero chance to grow the tee-shirt, very limited multi-player, in the shape of two people co-op tee shirting, no dlc, and no user modding

over all, this type of tee shirt might have been appropriate in the early days of tee shirts, but not now.
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mouse Verified Graphic designer, Eurogamer Network #25 4 years ago

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We didn't do the store graphics rutty. The store did.
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sanctusmortis #26 4 years ago

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Post-midday, folks - it's real.
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spekkeh #27 4 years ago

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@anomagnus

I lold.
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bad09 #28 4 years ago

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@ sanctusmortis

videogametees.com.

Think about it.....
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Vroom #29 4 years ago

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Purchased Better than halo.

Should be an 8/10 one also )
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ruttyboy #30 4 years ago

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Fair does mouse, I wouldn't actually expect you to use some greasy fat man called Xx 3lIt3_5nIp3r xX
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MBar #31 4 years ago

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If this is an April Fool, then someone part far too much effort into that site ...

Next t-shirt: "Eurogamer: Reads like a 9/10".

Edited by 1 at 01/04/08 @ 13:56
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ruttyboy #32 4 years ago

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Although you might want to ask them to use English too ("These are the sorts of stupid things on it".

God I do nothing but moan all day long...
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Nithron #33 4 years ago

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I must admit, the Better Than Halo one is great.
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jlaakso #34 4 years ago

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I need an EG blue shirt. Make it happen!
8/10
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tonynibbles #35 4 years ago

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/Misses the cafepress shop
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jellyhead #36 4 years ago

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I actually like the 'M070R81K35' quote, i've no problem with forum in-jokes on a t-shirt but �16?
hmmmmm, the "Better than Halo" one is quite cool too i think i prefer them to the EG logo tees.

I think the next few should be:

Mittens
Donits
/ curtains
"This T-Shirt would be better with pics."
FHUTA
The Ubisoft tearing logo

or get Stevas to write something short and sweet. It's probably be under 1,000 words too. Maybe.
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tonynibbles #37 4 years ago

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The /\/\OTOLB1K35 ones typography is all wrong.

It needs to be in the same font as the comments - and the rest of the website, Verdana.

Also, bring back EUrogamer's 'Massively Multiplayer' boxer shorts and thong please!
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jellyhead #38 4 years ago

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Heh, just thought. It'd be cool if you could get your forumname printed at the bottom hem of the t-shirt just to wind up the people who hate posts that are signed.

Jelly.
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seasidebaz #39 4 years ago

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can i have one that says

"Carl_Johnson ftw!"

or

"Socks also available"
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tonynibbles #40 4 years ago

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Hell yeh! Still up and running!
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mattigan #41 4 years ago

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The Ladypants on that site are made of win
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MBar #42 4 years ago

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What about a "Ban this sick filth!" one?

However, unlike me, you could spell it correctly maybe ...

Edited by 1 at 01/04/08 @ 14:16
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Slamhound #43 4 years ago

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The "Better than Halo" one will probably be quite popular.

9/10.
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space_ace #44 4 years ago

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\o/
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jellyhead #45 4 years ago

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Nice work, Tony!
/ ponders buying some EG bundies
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LetsGo #46 4 years ago

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I like em' but �16 is a bit much... Should be the price of most of the other ones on the site �13.
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Bertie Verified Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net #47 4 years ago

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I am forever in debt to the Eurogamer forum for introducing me to the bestest smiley ever: \o/

That on a T-shirt would make my hole weak.
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captainrentboy #48 4 years ago

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I would buy one, but I fear the amount of beatings it would generate from random passers by.
I get strange enough looks wearing my 'Masters of the universe' one.
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mingster #49 4 years ago

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im thinking these aren't an april fool but real...
but if you don't sell any you can always claim they were.
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stevencole7 #50 4 years ago

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16 quid for a shirt........FUNNY! Can't see them selling many.....

Edited by 1 at 01/04/08 @ 14:45
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butler` #51 4 years ago

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So wearing one of these at i34

wait, no.
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Vice.Destroyer #52 4 years ago

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I want one that says "Eurogamer thinks 50 Cent is cool".
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YourMessageHere #53 4 years ago

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If it said "BETTAR THAN HALO!!111" I might get one. As it is, it looks too reasoned and coherent.
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kangarootoo #54 4 years ago

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The better than Halo tee is kind of inspired actually.

As for everyone saying that are crap. They are clothing items. Nobody ever agrees on clothing items. Some people will like them, others won't, its not something to get all hissy about.

Hmmm, people's over-reactions seems to mimic the "better than Halo" logo as it happens. Oh the irony.
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rauper Verified Managing Director, Eurogamer Network #55 4 years ago

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It's funny (to me) that people thought they were April Fool's jokes I've got one of each here and I like them - we deliberately didn't stick EG branding all over them so that people might actually wear them - but we're going to add a few more so maybe we'll do a plain/blue Eurogamer one - or perhaps put it out to user vote as to which new designs we should do.

But, of course if you don't like them, don't buy them!
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jellyhead #56 4 years ago

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I like the fact that the EG branding isn't plastered all over them, i'd get an EG logo t-shirt if i wanted to full on pimp EG.
Halo or Motorbikes? hmmm....
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GitSomE_UK #57 4 years ago

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I want a blue one with the EuroGamer logo on and it's got be in XXXL big boy loose size for real men instead of the emo "I like it tight" sizes you are currently offering.
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spekkeh #58 4 years ago

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"we need a 'meh' shirt to complete the Eurogamer mentality"

s already on the thinkgeek site:
http://ww w.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popcult...
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MENTAL1ST Verified Senior Software Engineer, Picsel UK Ltd. #59 4 years ago

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I quite like Garbage, and several other girl-fronted bands from the mid 1990s. Not Elastica so much though, that Justin Frischman (gah, even her name is annoyingly awkward to spell!) got on my nerves though.
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suj #60 4 years ago

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�16? �3 more like. I'd rather buy 5 H&M basic t-shirts in different colours.

Oh and still have �1 change for a bag of pick n mix or something.

Edited by 1 at 01/04/08 @ 18:13
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beastmaster #61 4 years ago

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I think I have the best one ever. Anybody who remembers Elite will go weak at the knees.
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CARL05 #62 4 years ago

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16 quid!!!! To advertise!!!! They better to be joking... Well it is April Fools Day!

Perhaps they're gonna give them away free to the loyal Eurogamers who have commented on this article
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disussedgenius #63 4 years ago

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Hummmm.... EG tee + xkcd hoodie = chick magnet I think...
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armyourfists #64 4 years ago

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�16 quid and no smalls?

Sucks.
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dahsif #65 4 years ago

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EG 1
Unsuspecting readers 0
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Les #66 4 years ago

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Why? I'm disappointed there's a market for stuff like this...
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