Octopus: Move will outsell Kinect at Xmas
Legs consider the evidence.
Who would you trust - an analyst or an octopus? Because Ollie the psychic octopus reckons Move will outsell Kinect this Christmas.
That's Ollie, not Paul. Paul was the octopus that correctly predicted the outcome of Germany's (and other teams') World Cup matches this summer. He died.
Ollie is Paul's cousin, and therefore psychic by association - although it's unclear what Ollie's track record is in predictions. Mind you, Ollie and Paul shared a tank when they were young. But Paul left Weymouth Sea Life Centre and his cousin behind when he dared to dream big and shipped out to Germany in search of fame and fortune. Alone, Ollie went to Blackpool.
There Ollie worked on his craft, picking between various boxes all stuffed with mackerel, his favourite food. His cousin Paul preferred mussels to fuel his predictions.
Online shopping comparison website Kelkoo tracked Ollie down to ask him about the fortunes of Move and Kinect this Christmas. Kelkoo videoed Ollie's performance.
It seems a little fishy that the Move box was the one dangled closest to Ollie when the two containers (both see-through and labelled) were submerged.
Incidentally, Kelkoo paid for Ollie's involvement by making a donation to the Earth Sea Sky charity, which protects wildlife on the Greek Ionian islands - particularly turtles.
Ollie's prediction goes against the popular consensus that Kinect will sell big and sell fast, whereas Move will rack up support slowly but consistently. Even Sony's backed such an outcome, as Microsoft throws fists full of dollars at making sure everyone knows about Kinect this Christmas - hiring out the entire New York Times Square for the US launch can't have been cheap.
Ollie predicts.
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The banality of this news piece is just too much.
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You mean they're going to close off Blackpool Tower and a megalomaniac industrialist is going to use it as a base to control the town with an army of robots?
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MS should have paid off Ollie insted of spending $500 m selling the Kinect!
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Least I'll be able to put a face to a name when I get my a$$ handed to me playing Killzone 3!
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Fantastic!
Paul the Octopus is dead!?! Bet he didn't see that coming.
It's so obvious now you've written it. But bravo - I guffawed!
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Yea! Ciao all the way!!
/works at Ciao
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It's so obvious now you've written it. But bravo - I guffawed!"
Yeah, Russell Howard's Good News says hi.
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Sorry
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YOU'RE ON A F-CKIN GAMES SITE, GET OVER YOURSELVES.
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Not that any of this matters when Just Dance and Just Dance 2 on Wii are both above Dance Central on the Amazon chart and Wii Fit Plus is still ahead of Kinect's rip off!
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Brilliant
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Calamari is squid to be fair.
Are there any psychic squid out there??
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Slow news day? What qualifies as serious gaming news? Until video games feed starving kids in africa, or an explosion at a video games factory poisons a whole town, NO video gaming news is serious. All of it is pointless, futile, and exists for no reason other than fun. So fun video game news is as appropriate than any other kind, some would say.
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...and then -101 points because Octopus have 'arms'
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Kudos, Eg, kudos
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Arf.
PS - I rather enjoy the literary works of Dave Gorman, actually.
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Beats the bank of englands 'consult ass pulls'
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Plusses all round!
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/shreiks
/runs
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Don't get your panties in a twist EG, I'm just asking...
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But kinect is at 2.5mill already it might be a close one.
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Ask him about a release date for GT5! (but NOT by giving him two boxes with "2011" and "2012"!!)
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