Super Mario Sunshine Review
Review - Mario goes on holiday, and Tom hitches a ride
Version tested: GameCube
Mario is an institution. How many videogame characters are recognised ahead of Mickey Mouse? Just one. It's his instant accessibility and the courageously groundbreaking design of his platform games which continues to excite and astound fans of the series.
With Super Mario Bros. 3, Nintendo created an iconic platformer with beautiful design, intelligent pacing and flawless execution. With Super Mario World it did it all again on a new platform employing a completely different structure. With Yoshi's Island, it managed to sideline the character who drives the series and still produce one of the best 2D platformers to date, and with Super Mario 64 it shattered illusions and sold a million N64s. How can Super Mario Sunshine possibly hope to compete?
As it happens, it can do more than hope.
Thief!
Mario versus nature, once again
Ignoring for the umpteenth time previous conventions, Super Mario Sunshine is set in the aftermath of Mario 64, as our hero and his entourage depart Peach's castle and embark on a much needed vacation to the beautiful tropical island of Delfino. But trouble is afoot as soon as our heroes' feet touch the runway. A silver brush-wielding Mario has emblazoned the entire island with graffiti, and unleashed terrible paint-spewing monsters to transform the delicate setting further. This will not stand, of course, but before Mario can do anything about it of his own accord, he's thrown into jail, accused of performing the heinous act himself, and sentenced to clean the entire island. The only way to prove his innocence is, ironically, to carry out his sentence, and to try and figure out along the way just who or what is responsible.
To aid the cleanup operation, Professor E. Gadd, who you may well remember as the mad gadget-building scientist in Luigi's Mansion, has equipped Mario with a water gun backpack, which can be used to fire water in a stream ahead of the plumber, or be shot down underneath him like a jet pack. The two modes are toggled by X, and the pressure-sensitive right trigger is used to control water flow. As with Mario 64, the left thumbstick controls Mario's movement, from a tiptoe through to full pelt, and in Sunshine it's also used to direct the water cannon. When the R button is fully depressed, Mario stops still and the thumbstick allows him to direct the water precisely. The water pressure runs out after a short while, although the water store is quite expansive - however, a quick trip to a drinking trough, lake or even the ocean and a tug on the R button refills and rejuices.
Other than that, the controls are very much the same as Super Mario 64. Mario can perform the same three-stage jump he could in Mario 64, he can perform a backflip jump - useful for reaching high platforms in confined spaces - by running one way then quickly snapping the stick back and jumping the other, and he can pound the ground by jumping and then pressing the L trigger. Furthermore, he can slide around like a demented penguin on ice, and he can also scale heights by jumping from wall to wall - very Crouching Tiger.
Shine on
He's, cough, he's behind you, Mario
Of course, the control system is about as perfect as we could have hoped. Mario's adventures still involve performing otherworldly tasks in peculiar settings to collect stars (or "shines" in this case), and control of him is very simple and easily picked up. Even the addition of the water backpack doesn't cause any difficulties - you'll quickly get the hang of switching between modes, hovering over gaps and using the jetpack mode to reach areas you didn't think possible. You even develop clever little shortcut moves, like performing a backflip jump and then using the jetpack to climb a few extra feet onto a bit of netting in the harbour level, or performing a three-step jump to get maximum distance and then jetpacking the rest of the way across a ravine. It's all very intuitive and you'll fall in love with the changes as if they'd been there since the very first Mario titles.
Sadly though, Super Mario Sunshine's one major failing is in the control department, specifically the camera. The camera in Super Mario 64 was almost perfect - the several step technique with the yellow "camera buttons" as they became known wasn't quite perfect, but it was very close. Sunshine's camera gives you more freedom, allowing complete rotation via the C-stick, but it never quite gels. The camera always needs minute adjusting, and so you feel like you're playing with two thumbsticks and not one - and juggling face button moves like jumping and backpack modes whilst keeping the camera in check can be maddening, and leads to failure more than enough times throughout the game. The camera also has a tendency to clip into scenery here and there, and all in all feels a bit too messy and unreliable. Not something we're used to in Mario releases.
Design is law
Elastic bands are a constant in many levels, and add yet another dimension to the classic platforming
Fortunately, Shigeru Miyamoto's minions haven't failed to produce a lengthy, compelling single player adventure. Some felt that Mario 64 was simply too easy, but Sunshine is paced somewhat peculiarly to give you challenge whilst always offering something simpler. The level hub this time around is the capital of Isle Delfino, which sits in the shadow of a volcano with a huge sunshine gong in an arch towering over the town and providing light. Countless buildings are dotted around, as well as an inlet for ships - including a boat which will take you out to the furthest islands if you hang around - and throughout the town lurk a variety of plump Delfino residents, some of whom will bat you about the ear for polluting paradise, and some of whom will help you or even challenge you, which can lead to your winning various bonus shines.
Levels are not simply hidden in houses and behind portraits though - Mario has to first collect enough shines that his nefarious counterpart will expose himself and open up another level. The first few times, levels are opened as M-shaped portals on statues and buildings. Mario finds a big splotch of paint, defeats a painted plant mini-boss and then unlocks the portal, allowing him to visit various areas of Isle Delfino and continue the cleanup operation. After a while though, level portals vary from sneakily hidden green tubes to human cannons and even peculiar sunbeams.
Level design is typically Miyamoto. Unlike Mario 64, objectives on a given level have to be completed in a certain order - although you can tackle levels in any order once you've unlocked a few - and levels literally morph into different versions of themselves with each shine you collect. For example, journey to the top of the windmill on the first level and usurp a petulant paint-spitting plant and you'll come back to find the entire lake splattered in paint, and have to use lilies as makeshift rafts in order to get to coins and other platforms.
Naturally, there's a great deal more to Mario Sunshine than beating bosses, bopping enemies on the head and cleaning paint. The sheer variety in level design and objectives will keep you coming back for more even if you think you're bored. Complete a series of objectives which goes something like boss encounter, elastic band puzzle, flying plant encounter, metal lattice climbing, octopus-taming and fruit juggling, and you'll find even more variety in the backpack-less levels. Mario's nemesis, whose identity is borne out in an explosive rollercoaster ride (no exaggeration) of a boss encounter after a couple of hours, occasionally steals Mario's pack and leaves our hero to fend off obscenely difficult old-school 3D platform levels. These gradually get harder and harder, with moving platforms, spinning blocks to climb and hugely tricky, pixel-perfect jumps to perform, and after a while they go completely mad, taking place in a Pachinko table, on the back of a flying sand-block bird and worse. You'll run through lives like confetti as you battle to beat them, but you always seem to have accrued just the right number to beat them...
It's a-me!
A... a yellow submarine?
The two things we haven't bothered to go into yet are Mario's graphics and sound. Of course the gameplay is the defining aspect of the game, and we've been happy to let you imagine the game in a Mario 64-style setting because, whether you're happy about it or not, that's what we have here. The graphics are post-Mario 64 but only by a short distance. At its heart, apart from increased resolution and a bit more texture and character detail, the game looks ostensibly the same, but it's the fine details which keep the game fresh and exciting, and the way Nintendo's artists have chosen to wield the Cube's power.
The first thing you'll realise is that it runs at a smooth 60 frames per second, and that the draw distances are absolutely huge. Levels are enormous, and unlike the N64, the Cube can handle almost the entire vista on screen at any given time, with islands in the background, countless enemies patrolling the screen and palm fronds, frothing water and shiny reflective platforms. The water effects throughout the game are certainly stunning - from the way it flows and trickles as commanded from Mario's backpack to the way it laps up on the beaches and parts in waves as Mario wades or splashes into it, and the softness of the reflections - it's a real eye-opener.
Elsewhere, character and enemy animation reaches a new high. Mario, the Princess, Toad, Yoshi and others all look incredibly cute as they move, and Mario's shiny nemesis is like something out of Terminator 2. Mario's movement is perhaps the best though - tiptoeing is exaggerated like a cartoon, whilst walking is energetic, chest puffed out, and running full pelt sees limbs flailing and the tippy-tap-tapping of his tiny shoes on pavement, grass and wood. Like every aspect of Mario Sunshine, the graphics and sound effects are familiar, yet captivatingly fresh. And the soundtrack is typical Nintendo - mixing old tunes and new to create a tropical crescendo - and backs every level with almost unfettered success.
A plumb
Mario is a long game, too, and that's important. Mario 64 was only criticized for being too easy for all its efforts, and Luigi's Mansion, not to mention Miyamoto's comments on the subject all seemed to point to shorter games, more often. Fortunately, Sunshine is a lot longer. There are 120 shines to collect, and a stupid number of blue coins, which also make a difference to the end sequence. To fetch them all is probably going to take the best part of 20-30 hours, and that's if you don't spend hours exploring the intricacies of the various levels. We wouldn't like to say how many hours we've clocked, but it's more time than we've spent playing the rest of the games which live in Mario's pile on the top of the TV. Hey ho.
To say that there has been an air of expectancy surrounding Super Mario Sunshine is like saying that plumbers don't wear ties. It seems almost pointless to draw attention to something so glaringly obvious. This is the sequel to Super Mario 64, the game which launched a platform and reminded the world that Shigeru Miyamoto makes the best platform games. Super Mario Sunshine couldn't hope to shatter boundaries and reshape the genre for a second time, but it could and has managed to provide one of the biggest and most entertaining platform games since its illustrious predecessor. The best game ever? No, but you'd be a fool not to buy it.
9 / 10
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Weren't you disturbed when a certain someone keeps calling Peach mama. When you get there, think about it.
And why are the residents of delpino, despite complaining that the shines have disappeared seem to be all too happy to sell or challenge you for their hidden stash. Sneakey bastards. Keep an eye on them.
But seriously. I am not disapointed at all and can't wait to get home from work so that I can play again!
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I'm so far from being a fool that I'm buying it twice, one from game today that I will play at the weekend, then the one from play.com that I'll return to game as soon as it arrives. I never meant to get two, but I forgot to cancel my play pre-order so I could use my game loyalty vouchers.
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Until then I'll just have to make do with Ratchet & Clank - when it arrives...
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Am I the only one to hate the sound of this?: "obscenely difficult old-school 3D platform levels. These gradually get harder and harder, with moving platforms, spinning blocks to climb and hugely tricky, pixel-perfect jumps to perform, and after a while they go completely mad, taking place in a Pachinko table, on the back of a flying sand-block bird and worse. You’ll run through lives like confetti as you battle to beat them"
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Many although then it will only become a pointless arguement over which platform is best since I don't own a console
- I am not exactly sure what my point is, don't worry about anything I have said...it is a slow week of work and it's Friday so the thought processes are receeding a little
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I've thought about it, believe me! Problem is, the Missus would have a fit if I tell her I want to put another console around the TV. And £160 is a lot for one game - even if it is Mario!
Mind you, Pikmin looks good too...
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No. No. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. FMV 90's $hite for those too young to remember.
SMS. Sitting in my bag. Cmon clock hurry up I wanna get home. /drums fingertips/
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Final Fantasy VIII took me 48 hours to finish!!! I worry about myself when I think that two days of my life were spent playing just one game.
Also I've just started to watch the whole series of 24 (DVD box set *borrowed* from my sister - bless her!) which will mean another whole day of my life spent in front of the TV. Although I do feel a bit cheated because the advert breaks from the TV were obviously included in the hour per episode quota!
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Mario'll have to wait for Monday evening.
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Yup, it is! I picked up a Memory Card 251 a few days ago so I could finally save some SSX Tricky replays. I think it was about €6 more expensive than the 59 block one. Not too bad for four times the storage.
edit: d'oh! I type too slowly.
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"I've got an excellent 3D platformer to play for the weekend. It's called a visit to Ikea followed by some l33t Billy assemblage.
LOL! Are you going to get some cheats out of the Yellow Pages or are you being a purist for his one, maybe a mate will come around and help you on the tough bits?
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And no you are not the only one who hates the sound of it. I hate precise platformers because they are not worth the frustration - or the cost of the replacement controllers. Put the wavebirds away for a few weeks.
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I'll probably use the walkthrough though I've done it so many times I could probably complete it with my eyes closed. Got a sub-game to play too, putting up shelves, but the AI always cheats on that - trying to drill through my walls is a bit like trying to hit the loo bowl at 4am in the dark when you're pissed.
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Yes you could, but could you also transfer the entire contents of your computer room/study from your existing shelves to the new ones while filing away four years' worth of crap? If yes, then you're an abler man than I. Oh & I have to go off on a business trip Sunday, worse luck. So it's only half a weekend.
Anyway, Mario. /resolves to stop hijacking important threads/
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I actually successfully constructed a whole walk in cupboard type thing...I felt like such a man that day. It's even still standing.
Sometimes i wonder why one bothers with sub-games, yes their fun but they do detract from the main plot quite a lot.
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And what a timeless gem it is! Surely 20 or 30 years old, but still up-to-date visual appearance. And it'll last you for years! So, why shed a tear over not being able to play Mario?
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(and they are easy to put together too).
I used to dislike platform stuff until I played and finished Jak and Daxter. Since then, my opinion has changed, and I'm really looking forward to playing this one.
Otto. De-clutter my man, it's the only way to go.
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do dobedo /gling/ /gling/ /gling/
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/litte voice in head
Must resist urge to go and buy one...
must resist must must
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Yup. She's been watching that daft declutter makeover programme on BBC2 & getting ideas. *huge sigh*
Anyway, Mario music - is it not the canine cojones? linkage
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My in-laws are up from England tonight....SMS should (fingers crossed) arrive tomorrow....how am I going to break it to them that I will be spending the weekend in my "console suite"?!
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i think i shall wait till zelda tho.
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Next year...............................
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So are all of Nintendo's other release dates.
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TOYS R US (stoke, dunno if it applies elsewhere) ARE DOING MARIO SUNSHINE + MEM CARD FOR £34.99
Not sure when it ends, mind, nor if it is the same in other stores. Hope that helps
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Thank GOD for Student Loans
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Thank GOD for Student Loans
Stop yer killing me ... why is Christmas so far away
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Thank GOD for Student Loans
lol - /me refers Razz to comment over here...
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That is a stonking deal.
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Maybe I'll pop in on the way home.....
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Only cost £32.99 delivered (5 million euros to you lot)
I recommend them - fast delivery, cheap and quick replys from the customer services department....
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Out of interest, Biohazard (JPN) shipped with official 59 memory cards... did the PAL copy ship with one?
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Toys R Us quite often have GC games with free Mad Catz mem cards. Personally I'm sticking with official ones.
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I spent a fortnight in LA off mine once... \o/
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Blew a good proportion [of my student grant] on a lovely technics stack system. Got kicked out after a year, never had to pay it back, ta very much.
SM:S - Platformers annoy the bejeesus out of me. Where's the fun in repeatedly falling off of things until you manage to jam it through, only to meet your impending doom when that evil monkey sitting up the palm tree on the other side brains you with a well aimed coconut?
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Oh no, not those. I came back one day and she'd painted the bedroom ORANGE. You know, the colour of those marker pens.
Anyhow, if the subject of de-cluttering comes up, insist she bins some of those shoes. She might relax on the subject then.
But Mr Otto, I NEED 200 pairs of shoes, you know that...
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LOL! I guess it shows the persitance in the face of adversity, something to live in life I suppose, but the day that I find a bunch of spiky creaturs sliding along ice that I have to jump past in perfect timing I will do the normal human thing; kill all the creatures with chemicals and amble across the ice safe in the knowledge that I have rid the world of spiky annoying creatures
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sounds like the stuff nightmares are made of to me. i've always hated platformers, and always hated mario. right up until i played sms on the gamecube demo pod in gamestation and got hooked on only 5 minutes play. had to buy the game this morning and now i feel dirty.
for what its worth, playing a demo of jak and daxter a month or 2 ago just reaffirmed my feeling that platformers suck, so either the rabid ninty fanboi in me is overriding my opinions of platformers, or this game is that damn good.
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otto, this does sound like it might be a bit too hard in places. Hopefully it's like SM64 - you can always go back and complete an extra level in an easier section. Throw a few lives at the hard level, and when you get fed up go back and complete a new easier level instead. I got past the 100 stars marker on SM64 doing it, at which point unfortunately I got stuck and got tempted away by newer, shinier things.
They definitely need to get whoever designs the sterling notes to do some redesigns on the Euro notes. The coins are okay if you forget that they look like the chocolate coins you used to get as kids, but the notes don't have enough regal scrolls and silver marks on them for my tastes. They're better for not having a certain unnamed head of state's mug on them though.
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Noooooooooo. J&D is sublime and I don't like platformers either!
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I'm getting SMS obviously but I really really hope it doesn't get too frustrating too quickly. That's the one big problem with Nintendo games imho - they're a bit too demanding. *cough cough wheeze*
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Maybe this is a bit more to Sirs liking? Nice little game, not too difficult, fun gameplay and nicely constructed. Not overly long, so you could play it inbetween the Billy bookcases being filled.
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Need to refine my strategy at the other levels now so I can get better medals, more points and buy the bonus missions.
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This professor seems to have his ow´n site.
http://www.ericgadd.com/
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Must go back to that one of these days. When I'm feeling a bit braver. Never really went in for survival horror y'know.
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Not tempted by Resi then. Graphics are VERY cool. Although the only thing that scared me was the Capcom control setup . Aha ha.
Sorry.
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My wavebird batteries didn't half take a tanking that week
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And it doesn't even vibr..
LM was a good game, if not a little short. I'd be damned, it took me ages to work out how to beat the final boss.
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dont worry nem - i'm not trying to say that jak & daxter isn't a good game and i'm certainly not saying that people shouldn't check it out if it interests them. its just that it wasn't to my taste, whereas sms, being of the same genre, which i've hated for years, gripped me from the off.
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rtcw or even worse was Max Payne= 4 years in development and it took me -10 hours to complete on the highest setting.
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But J&D was the turning point for me. I collected all the damn coins, eggs, orbs, the whole lot. I'm not normally that obsessive about getting 100% on a game, I normally finish it and trade it.
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last game i finished was Ico. damn that was a long time ago.
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LOL, now that's funny :-D
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Guys - I need your help! A colleague at work has just asked me for advice on what games console she should buy for her 8-10 year old sons.
My gut reaction (being totally un-biased, natch) was to say PS2 because of lots of great games and forthcoming GTA: Vice City. But then I remembered the kids were under 10 and thought maybe "Mum" wouldn't thank me for this (even if the kids would).
Then I thought that with SMS out today, would Gamecube be better for the age range in question?
Or what about an XBox?
Advice appreciated! No fanboy-isms, thanx.
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GC - its the cheapest and kid friendly
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They don't have to buy 18 rated games.
And I can show you a 5 year old that can use an XBox controller without any trouble.
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Append...Also, the cheap traded in games at EB are mostly PS2. The GC is a very nice piece of kit, better than PS2, BUT if you're looking at things from a financial POV..PS2 all the way.
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I said that, although apparently her kids are already playing GTA 2 on the PC and are loving it! The eldest wants GTA3 so he can go crusing the streets and pick up some fly honeyz for an extra 25 health! (Erm, okay I made up that last bit...)
I would say PS2 if the kids are swapping games as most people have got one
I also said it was probably worth asking them what they wanted because they'll probably have already made their minds up! Having the same system and swapping games is good, but would it be better to have a different system so when chums visit they've got something new to have a go on, and vice versa?
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No, the ungrateful sods would feel like they are missing out and want one as well.
As you said they probably already know which one they want.
My mate asked me recently whether he should get a GC or XBox for his son - his sister has a PS2 already.
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However, my nieces and nephew (around the childs age) are obssessed with SMB and Pikmin so probably a Gamecube if she doesn't want anything to do with the console thing.
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No, definately not. Were you ever the kid at school with the only machine different? Er, I was, it wasn't fun believe me! Kids swap stuff about, even if it's demo disks, and pretty much everything comes out on the PS2. I'd still go with the PS2.
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Erm... Not likely!
Thanks for some very sage advice about kids' game-swapping habits. I hadn't realised it was actually such a problem to own a non-mainstream machine. When I was at school almost everyone had an Amiga - so maybe that poor sod who cried every breaktime wasn't suffering emotional trauma as a result of a family breakup or recent bereavement - maybe his parents bought him an Atari ST! The B*stards!!!!
My gut reaction (PS2) seems to have been best. What are good kids games for it? I'll recommend Jak & Daxter (now on Platinum!!!) and Ratchet & Clank (when it arrives) and maybe Kingdom Hearts for the Disney content. MGS2, GTA3 and GT3 are probably out though...
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/Stern look/
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Bye!
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"Feck off, cup!"
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We're trying to teach a youngster a valuable lesson in conformity.
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To be different is to have a small close circle of friends. If you're popular (which I wasn't), you have kids hanging out with you who don't really care about you, just care about status.
(metaphore) PS2 is like that, everyone has it, there are lots of games, but I'm not (genuinely) happy with it (there are some good games....just an example here). Then we come to my GC. A smaller number of games, but all good, worthy games. /me happy
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Re magazines. I scored a huge moral victory by throwing my 5 year stash of Marie Claires out after a period of nagging. I now use my moral advantage at having thrown them out practically daily, especially when discussing de cluttering his CD collection. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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You weren't popular but you somehow know that popular people's friends don't care about them but status? Oh please. You shouldn't act like you know about something you never took part in.
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Were you popular....let me know how it was, hmm.
/listens carfully and takes notes/
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Afaik, the US version will run without ads, and will be sponsored instead, as the public seemed to agree with Keifer there.
I would have got SMS today, but seeing as my birthday is next week, it seems better to wait, making my birthday that it more special. But I have Blade and Blade II on DVD to keep me going (£16.99 for Blade II with Blade for free from game.uk.com, offer since expired)
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Augh!! /runs to rescue pile of Marie Claires from bin/
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Very poor metaphor.
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BTW. I picked up a Dreamcast in Tesco last night for £25 - it looks like they are clearing out the stock.
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Then of course there is sorting out the 70 or so DVDs (not quite on the level of Gestalts uber collection) into Alphabetical order in the freshly built Ikea floor stander, then the 200 or so CDs into the other same sized Ikea shelving unit only to find you had more CDs than you first suspected so you need to move letters S to Z onto another set of shelves. Then realising you have no where to put books and gadgets and so you end up with something as untidy as before, but in a different layout.
Oh yes, got 7 shines now. Glad I bought that mem card 251 from game yesterday, I only had 6 blocks left on the 59.
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BTW. I picked up a Dreamcast in Tesco last night for £25 - it looks like they are clearing out the stock.
Thanks, but unless they are selling Blade 3 for £10 (unlikely) then game's offer was better.
Might look into that dreamcast offer, thanks for the info
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platform levels are a big fidgety, adding the ghosts which come and knock you off is just adding insult to injury.. great game, the water effects are lovely even if the cut-scenes are FMV renditions of in-game graphics (notice the compression artifacts)
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Only got 7 shines so far but enjoying it a lot. It's tricky but (so far) never frustrating - there's always something else to go and do.
To be honest I never liked the old Mario games (I don't care wahat anyone else says - Marios 1,2 and 3 stink).
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Mario games are always good and this one was no different. This just wasn't a very big jump in the series-- at all. It's obvious that this was originally a N64 game. And I kinda wish they would have left out the water-pack all together-- it becomes kind of annoying later in the game. The new Zelda OwnZ the new Mario, though. Can't wait for that one.
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the blurring effect is annoying, hurts my eyes as im normally always focused on an area in the distance rather than mario himself and therefore always looking at blurry objects. its neat in a way as far away objects "could" be coins.. u need to get in close to see, but my eyes!!!
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Mario Sunshine is probably yhe best platformer I've played in ages, and definitely the best one for the GameCube. For the next 2-3 years, if not longer.
But, eh... I'm curious. My SMS case is purple (Versus the normal black coloring) and I didn't get a Nintendo VIP registration card with it, either. Anyone had the same problem?
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Damn
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Do you only get VIP cards in actual Nintendo developed games, my Star Wars doesn't have one and monkey ball is on loan so didn't look.
I did however register all the ones I had on the website, I can now "buy" loads of piss poor screensavers and stuff.
I was hoping for something like the japanese dreamcast rewards system, you got so many points for a game and you could buy more games when you got enough.
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Yeh, what the FooK is up with those?? How the hell am I supposed to kill the bastards? I've been trying to do the third port-level for AGES now, and they keep knocking me down into the water as I get close to the big yellow cage-thingy. Any tips?`Maybe I'll just go look at Gamefaqs...
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Yeah.... I turned the GC off in anger after losing 5 of my 13 lives... in two minutes. I got to the last section of it once, though... AAARGHH! And I already want to go back abnd try again.
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I do think the camera is better than SM64 because it generally sticks in the place you want when you've moved it - not drifted around once you'd set it like in SM64.
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Camera is a bit of a pain in the arse to be honest, I much prefer the Jak and Daxter method whereby it takes care of itself.
The FLUDD gadget is going to be fun.
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I've not played SMS (ngh! must... borrow... Gamecube...) but I agree the Jak & Daxter camera is about the best I've seen in a platformer - it usually picks the best viewing angle and if you need to move it (e.g. to jump across those bridges with the missing planks) you can - and it stays there whilst you complete the manoeuvre. The only annoyance being when you're close to a wall and it sometimes won't look 'outwards'.
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seems very much akin to M64 but with a bit more oomph. which is no bad thing.
What are the weekend impressions of it so far then ??
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Not as good as Jak and Daxter.
But let me give it more time and get back to you on that one!
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I remember reading on gamerankings someone bemoaning the lack of 'memorable' stars. So far (15 shines) I'm not disappointed. The Mecha-bowser set piece was spectacular and the fludd-less platform levels have a charm all of their own (though I'm stuck on the sandbird level - and I don't mind!).
To be critical, I could happily lose the fruit-gathering sections (that's not fun, people) and found on the fairground red coin level a creeping sensation of "Why bother?" So more jumping on people's heads then...
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My fiancee of 2 years has called off our engagement. There's no ill-will, we've just grown apart. I'm going to move down from Scotland back down to Wales as soon as I can.
Heh, I got no one to whinge to me when I get an Xbox now.
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whilst we are diverting. Did Anyone catch PRINCE in Hammersmith this weekend? He was totally awesome!!!
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Which part of Wales?
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Remove your headgear now.
Thing with these turning blocks puzzles is that you can just run round them - only jump to get from one block to the next. I found that level easy but it messed with my head. All those blocks rotating at weird angles.. I think that's what H.P.Lovecraft envisaged when he wrote about non-euclidean space.
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Caerphilly, about 7 miles outside Cardiff. Home of fucking huge castles and cheese.
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IMHO Jak and Daxter is better, but SMS is better than Mario64 as it has slightly more of a plot and less puzzles which is how i like em
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And hey, noone can stop you now when it comes to owning all next-gen consoles!
edit: just saw you said that already - sorry
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It occured to me this morning. There are minimal police patrol cars up here, there isn't a speed camera within 100 miles of here and there's hardly anyone on the roads.
I seriously need to bring the cruising speed of 90 down a bit for the speed camera-infested city life again.
Shite.
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Good thing then that Burnout2 is in the pipeline, huh? It will certainly work as a compensation.
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Scotland's roads are fantastic as I recall.
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"there's a fat miserable bastard on his way back there"
Lol, two people admitting they are slightly overweight in one single thread. Anyone else, maybe?
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@Unceelou, 6ft and about 13 stone...slightly overweight, yes
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Indeed! Have you read about Acclaim's latest marketing stunt? Crazy stuff...
Anyway, sorry to hear the news, Stu. I won't bore you with all the generic "make someone feel better" shite
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Er, can you translate this into something we beyond the channel are able to understand?
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edit: this one works better. I am 13.4 stone(s?) and 6.36 feet, then. Makes more sense.
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Ssuellid, thanks for the heads up on the dual carriage way down Nantgarw. Used to cane it down that road driving to school. It used to be 40mph, so will keep an eye out for the 30mph limit.
Pirotic: glad there's light at the end of the tunnel mate, mine seems to be heading toward a black hole atm.
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I am still in shock. I hope he never falls on top of anyone else.
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The 192 sounds about right to me, like I say the average is 5ft11" I think.
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u gave this game more than halo, u gamecube loving whores. xbox roxors gaycube suxors etc.
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Ignore the score.
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Erm have you missed the Buffy and Money No Object threads? Both over 300...
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Most of that thread was completely off the topic of games as well.
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As for Mario - well slap me down if it isn't absolutely bloody great. I just love how there's always something to do and the level of control you have over Mario is just perfect - although whoever it was saying that the FLUDD-less platform levels didn't have as much control as in SM64 obviously is talking out their a*se; the only thing missing is the ability to crawl and who needs that? You've got the super-spinny jump instead!
Well I can see that this is going to keep me occupied in game terms for some time which means I won't have to buy any more games for a while; ultimate result is that I'll have more money for taking this girl I've met out so basically, I'm a happy man.
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I still enjoyed jak & daxter more than either though :/
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j&d was too easy though - did it 100% in 2 days.. lol
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Heh, I got no one to whinge to me when I get an Xbox now.
With all those mountains I'm surprised there's enough falt space to put an X-Box down in Wales.
Keep your chin up Stu and look on the bright side.
Don't think about it as the end of a relationship - more a chance to give your ears a rest for a while
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lol
yet more proof that you should never believe the hype that gets thrown around.
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eviltobz - Do you even know how a search engine works?? There are more sites and magazines than Gamespot. Try www.gamerankings.com as it gives you a kinda overview on what sites rated what.
I bought a GC weekened before last for Resident Evil and to be ready for Mario. Mario is a great game but the Camera has got to be the worst I have ever had to deal with since the C64 days. It's ok at the start but some Episodes from like 30 Shines plus are near impossible. There should have been an option so you can run around when the camera is above your right shoulder instead of just standing still.
Still, the next game im gonna shed out money for on my GC is gonna be Zelda.
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The only time I've had a real problem is when you are taking on the ferris wheel, but I found a quicker way to get up to the top.
Name a third-person action game with a perfect camera and I'll name you a liar.
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Time will prove, however, that you'll have no choice but to purchase a Microsoft console-- if you wish to continue gaming, of course.
Oh and here is another new-formed prediction of mine--- Microsoft is going to buy Nintendo near the beginning of the next generation.
Yes, yes, I know that this has all be attempted before. Nintendo's asking price of 25 billion wasn't worth it to Microsoft because all it would do would turn the Xbox into "nintendos next console" which obviously hasn't worked for GameCube. So instead, Microsoft decides to create its own development power by purchasing several small developers for the first generation of Xbox, then purchasing a soon-to-be-defunct Nintendo at the beginning of next.
Rumors have been in OXM about Mario being on an Xbox console as early as 2005. Another rumor in the same magazine is a high-level Microsoft employee talking about how nice it would if Nintendo we're a MSoft first party.
Some other evidence is Micrsoft's willingness to make such huge purchases. Namely Linux cost them 19 billion, and Nintendo's offer of 25 billion will be considerably smaller next time Microsoft goes to the dealing table. Since Nintendo's stock has already fallen 40% this year alone, Nintendo is nearing the market cap of EA. EA is 10 billion strong.
But even more important is Microsoft's cash. Microsoft's profits have followed an almost linear trend. Their 40 billion dollar bank now will be near 90 billion in 2005.
Other evidence comes from the fact that Nintendo willingly sold their most important developer to Microsoft (?!?) and that Microsoft is supporting GBA, as long as their shiny new 1st party developer.
But finally the most important fact would be to consider how important buying Nintendo would be to Microsoft. Their original plan was to release both the XBox and a portable to begin a line of consoles and portables that'll eventually take over the world. Anyway, buying Nintendo would not only assure a victory in the next generation war, but it would immediately score a new monopoly for Microsoft in the form of handheld gaming. One immediate monopoly and the promise of a future one would be quite nice for Microsoft.
So my official prediction is this--- in 1095 days or less, Microsoft will have bought out Nintendo.
And this ISN'T the major-japenese developer the rumors have been talking about. That purchase will likely happen within the next few months.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Er amongst the rest of the strange pronouncements in your post this is the most weird, Linux is still and will always be open-source, MS haven't bought it and couldn't even if they wanted to.
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But of course could "never" happen, according to you. Ah. The ill-informed. You've got to love them!
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edit: go to MSLINUX to find further facts
edit: er, some typos and, er, html, and...
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Bill do you believe everything you read?
Send me £200 now to make yourself more intelligent. One time offer, get it now!
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Well, it was a deep hit.
edit: Trying to improve my html skills. Doesn't work the way I want yet.
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edit: Uncle this may help you out.
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201 metres height and 99kg.
er.. 6'7", 218 pounds
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edit: thanks, sam. You are a Dashiell Hammett fan, then?
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"An off-duty moderator"?
I dunno, what?
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For once (RE: MS buys Linux), I'm glad it didn't. Heh
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You know what. There's just too much to do in the game! Too much to explore, too many tedious quests, its just plain boring and it looks like muck. I dunno... maybe I'll trade it in for Lugui's Mansion.
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I've played it at my mates house. I didn't like that either, it brought back too many bad Powerstone memories.
Er... Can anyone reccomend me a good GC game? I read Otto's comments earlier, I also am not a fan of survival horror, we have similar taste perhaps you can advise me.
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I got both Monkey Ball and Rogue Leader at the Euro GC launch and am still trying to finish them. (I'm currently at expert level 8 or 9 in Monkey Ball and completely and utterly stuck on Vengeance on Kothlis (sp?) level in Rogue Leader). Those two are definitely worth your hard-earned cash!
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I'd agree those two games are great, perhaps SSX Tricky too if you haven't got it for PS2? Luigi's Mansion and Pikmin are both good (the 'survival horror' thing was, erm, kind of a joke) but I've not had the time to dedicate to them. SMB & SSX are more useful in that respect in that you can pick them up for quick blasts.
As for Mario, I'm going to have a lot of fun with it for a long time, I should think. HOWEVER, I'll never finish it - not even close - I think I'm safe in predicting that already. I simply hate games that won't let you save mid-level, especially when they're full of frustrating platform puzzles that take multiple goes to get past. I don't have the time to sit down and play for an hour at a pop!
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Yer.. what 20-something guy in his right mind would want to play a "kiddy" mario game when you can play as Blinx the time sweeping pussy cat, Hunt dinosours and stare at virtual women.
sorry, but i've played Sunshine and its by no means designed for kids, its far to difficult for them.
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But of course could "never" happen, according to you. Ah. The ill-informed. You've got to love them!
*still chuckling*
heh
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I managed to finish Mario64 about four years after I bought it. I'm thinking it will be the same for Sunshine. I have a terrible sulk problem with games like these - so I have two goes on a platform level (the second one usually lasts about 15 seconds) and then I have to do something else for half an hour till I've calmed down.
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He'll never recover from that, will he? Everytime he'll make one of his propecies, someone will link to this thread. It's not the fact he said something which just isn't true (everyone did that some time), it's the combination of his big acting and the so obviously fake news. Lol.
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Add to Favorites
*tap-tap-tap*
Name = Bill Gates is Evil Thread of Shame
*Click*
OK
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sorry sam, u just aint strong enough
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I don't want to turn to a faq - you'll lose that sense of discovery and (eventual) satisfaction. But what's left? Pottering around town delivering fruit!
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After what BGIE said you have no chance. I wonder if he wants to help me move some cash out of Nigeria? Or buy some magic beans?
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...which is why I quoted him. In fact, why don't I do it again?
Whizzo, I suggest a quick Yahoo! search. "Microsoft acquires Linux". But of course could "never" happen, according to you. Ah. The ill-informed. You've got to love them!
*sniggers*
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For posterity
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...which is why I quoted him. In fact, why don't I do it again?
Whizzo, I suggest a quick Yahoo! search. "Microsoft acquires Linux". But of course could "never" happen, according to you. Ah. The ill-informed. You've got to love them!
*sniggers*
LOL&ROFL - Please guys stop yer killing me just ruined my monitor with coffee. Missed that one
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Like <A href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3627/video_game_characters.html" target=_new>rampaging video characters in a completely true news story</a> - watch out Bill the Master Chief is coming for you!
In other news Gameplay is flogging a load of naff THQ games.
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Play.com seem to be selling a different title cheap every week on every platform.
This week its
GC - Red Card soccer for £17.99
XBox - Wreckless for £16.99
GBA - Bomberman Tournament for £14.99
PS2 - MGS2 for £17.99
DVD - Godfather Boxed set for £35.99
edit - forgot the PC - Mafia for £22.99
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from what i can gather, when you save in game it remembers any of the important stuff that you've got. well, the blue coins anyway. so you can have a good explore around, find loads of blue coins and let the game save, then just concentrate on finishing the level separately. which so far has been pretty easy once you acquire the boost pack
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If this helps, just keep walking with it at about running pace, it won't kick across the screen then.
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just had a bit of a glance at a couple and theres some pretty useful stuff there for getting past bits that have been causing me trouble.
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/thump of money pouch/
Why thankyou.
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Also cheers for the link eviltobz, I confess I've already checked gamefaqs and not found the answer to the durian question (haven't looked at all the walkthroughs though).
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Er, still doesn't sound that enticing sorry!
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Can I put that into a phrase: satanic smegma.
/crawls back from where I came/
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I've actually licked it from source.
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Nintendo of Europe announced they have sold 175,000 copies of Super Mario Sunshine for GameCube in Europe, during the first weekend of the release, the sales of the GameCube hardware has also increased by 40% in the same week.
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Am well chuffed i swapped the 'box for it.
Picked up SMS at the weekend, and whilst in my local games trader i spotted pikmin for 20 brand new. So i bought that aswell...
Pikmin is sublime! I love that game. SMS is fantastic, SMB and SSB:M are superb both single and multi player. Rogue leader is like being in a film (albeit a sodding hard one..)
I think for the first half hour of playing this game i was just running around squirting everything with water and boosting over things. So much fun
Anyway, that's my Ninty fanboyism over for now... But my ps2's hardly getting a look in these days...
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And i expect that BGIE is off trying to gather really useful info about how microsoft are actually buying out the ports at this very moment, giving each of the picketers a free xbox bundle in order that they allow all MS shipments through the blockade, but throw all the sony and ninty ones in the water.
It's true! Honest - i just made that up, therefore it has to be true!!!!
Ahem.
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Well of all my consoles, I regard the GC as the cute baby of the family.
SMB - try to finish the beginner levels without losing a life to get the bonus levels after lvl10.
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However i was somewhat dismayed to discover that my SMB save got corrupted the other day - just about to unlock the first game that you need the points for, and i lost it all....
Have to start over...
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Official memory card?
I can finish the beginner levels now without losing a life, which helps when you want to unlock those mini-games.
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For this amazing story and more go to http://www.theillinformed.com
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You've convinced me, the use of so many exclamation points helps validate your statement.
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edit: Oh no, you have changed it.
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I think the problem for me in SMB is i try to pick up all the bananas, if i just go straight to the end of the level i might manage to rack the points up a little faster!
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Please tell me you've only just done this? In other words, that I am actually as good as/better than you at something?
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Still have trouble with Advanced lvl 15 (the one where you go back and forth and it gets steeper each time.)
Haven't tried to do Easy without losing a life yet. How many extra levels do you get?
Adv 26 and Expert 6 are as far as I've got. And I'm rubbish at Monkey Target.
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Um. Well you post more than I do! /quiet whistle/
Haven't tried to do Easy without losing a life yet. How many extra levels do you get?
You get 3 extra levels and they are quite fun, plus it gives you extra points to unlock the mini-games with.
i think it's a third party card. I'll probbly pick up an official larger card at the weekend and copy everything across onto that instead
May be worth it, I've not had a corruption on the official one. I'm always a little dubious about 3rd party cards, don't ask me why.
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Dunno, haven't managed to get past the first extra level.
I'm probably somewhere between mediocre & utterly shit on the main game - though I *did* discover the practice option on the first day
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Here's a good place to start, SMB FAQS courtesy of gamefaqs.
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I didn't even find the monkey race and monkey fight bits until a mate showed me them!
And i especially suck at monkey target. Unlike my mate who can quite happily manage to land on the tiny 500 targets... :/
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Bah! >o(
'what practice mode? '
When you select 'Main Game' try 'Practice Mode' instead. You can practice any of the levels you have unlocked. ie. the last one you got to!
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Are you planning on her being the Tiger Woods of computer gaming?
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;o)
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heh
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Big deal.
I can hit that big blue wobbly target every time!
Hah!
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Nope. After that, there still are Master Levels to unlock. Haven't played them, but I've read about them.
edit: Oh and by the way, I've got 14 Shines now, how many do you need before you can get those extra nozzles?
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That would be an emphatic no.
However I have noticed that my SMB 'skillz' have come in useful in SMS walking up palm trees etc.
I've only had two really decent sit-down sessions with SMS and I've still only got five shines but I'm more and more in love with that game. It's the attention to detail. It's a work of art.
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lol, pshhhh.
Now for my opinion: Don't get me wrong, it's a good game. But it's basically a port of the never released Mario 64 2 with some nice effects thrown in. The camera is frustrating. Mario is just one body part short of being a full-blown girl, the colors are so bright they make my eyes bleed, and the game breaks absolutely no new ground for the series whatsoever. If I hadn't played games in 10 years i'd be blown off my couch, but i'll take Jak and Daxter over this. No offense to Nintendo or Mario, but the differences between this Mario and the original are entirely too small. Nintendo needs a new platform game that causes another revolution in the industry-- not the same platform game that caused a revolution over 10 years ago.
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Ciaran - i don't think it's a case of needing shines to get the nozzles, they are level dependant i think, for instance go through the first portal for a third time and the level then has nozzles for you to use.
IIRC at any rate.
And i managed to get through the beginner level of SMB without dying, and promptly died on the first extra level! Lol!
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I'm talking about the wonky palm trees on the beach level you need to walk up.
"It's a work of art." lol, pshhhh.
I've been gaming since the late 70s, more or less, and I don't think I've ever been quite so impressed at the care lavished on a game. Note the Cube is my first console and I never played Mario 64. I'm talking about the little things like coloured birds flying around, fish in the sea, coral, hundreds of tiny details that add up to one beautiful experience. I dunno, I think it's a work of art, strictu sensu.
Ciaran, thanks for the durian footy tip, I'll try that.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaha. I. Dont. Think. So.
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€249 + a game save €9 bollox.
Doubt they are going to sell any of the official bundles until all the other stock has been shifted
Just have to wait till Christmas then. Wouldn't mind only it mentions the official bundle on the back of SMS.
Grrr
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They advertised the pack on TV, with it being £20 off, on the Thursday before SMS was launched. I was in Woolies this morning but didn't actually check if they were still doing it.
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Forgot to add - *chunk* //sound of money bag hitting desk//
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For any of you who think advanced 30 is a bitch (the loads of circles one), then you will simply not believe advanced extra 5, which is a clone, but twice as large with a crazy rotating disk at the end
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Ack no!! *spits*
/me grinds to a halt on Gelato Beach...
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Otherwise, the game's fantastic. Suprisingly, since I didn't enjoy previous N's Pikmin,Luigi & SSBM at all.
(ok, Luigi wasn't that bad)
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Then lunch comes around and I give SMS another go - and spend the rest of the afternoon crashing cars.
Thank God for evenings when TV decides to be entertaining.
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If you're failing at the same point on an SMS obstacle course, redo the level with the sound muted. This somehow sharpens my concentration thanks to the removal of sound cues.
Hell, if it doesn't work for you, at least your expletives will resonate clear and fresh around the town...
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Oh - of course you work for the EU. Maybe a second mortgage then?
:b
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*Noki Bay is a masterpiece! :-D
*If I ever happen to see a sandbird in real life, I'll wring its bloody neck. Argh! >
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Hey, I'll try that. I've never even gotten more than 5 coins on that wretched bird.. just keep falling off. Over. And over. And over.
Thanks for the tip about that last red coin too! Razz==1337 ! Or something.
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Does anyone know how I can view the review and comments simultaneously?
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Click on "edit profile" on the left menu bar, then check the box "inline comments".
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*remembers that this isn't MSN messenger*
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Hmm, just spotted that one. Wait till i get my hands on a certain bear, grumble, grumble.
I completed the Sand Bird Mission on my first attempt!
Me too, however i found walking around the neck method worked - also handy practice for spinning blocks in the platform levels.
Theres nothing quite like the relief of getting through a level thats taken a few attempts tho, and theres usually a really easy level following each difficult one.
Does anyone else wish shadow mario would keep peach or just kill the annoying cow?
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I'd say he would have one or two suggestions about what Mario should do with her.
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I was sat there falling off it again (when I managed to get into the damn level) and all I can hear is
"I did this first time, you know"
"Yeah well done. Let's see you do the next bit with your joypad up your arse"
I'm coming round to otto's point of view re; the non-backpack levels. They're getting harder. That spinny block one on the harbour level..... AAAAAAAAAAGH! Just did it before I tore the last of my hair out.
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/Must resist urge to buy Game Cube
/me sobs wanna Game Cube now, adopts petulant teenager pose.
otto - how did you get around the missus in the end?
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So does the missus usually bitch slap you when it comes to games?
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Funny thing is, it never feels like it's the game's or even the controls' fault you miss a jump or something - it's always 'Arghh no how could I do THAT, I should've done it like THIS, oh no, ok then, like THIS...' etc. And I keep coming back for more.
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Khab - please stop yer killin me - memories of Mario64 etc flooding back .... grrr wanna GameCube just to play this. Must resist.
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Cheque in post eh?
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Indeed, and for one reason only it appears. Seems the Japanese were far, far, far more excited about Yoshi's Island on the GBA than they were about Super Mario Sunshine... What does that tell you about Nintendo's direction? They need to do a new 2D Mario game instead of all this three-dee nonsense.
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I figured it would be easier to get forgiveness rather than permission, so I went and bought the damn thing and hunkered down to survive the ensuing storm of abuse.
I wish there was some way you could opt out of the platform levels on SMS. I love hunting for blue coins, carefully hidden shines, and the boss fights, but I've run aground now. I simply can't get past the platform levels, and I don't have the patience to try twenty times in a row. I'm now stuck at the Bianco Hills third level, Gelato Beach first level and that stupid squid race at the Harbour - can't win that either! Gah! My sole avenue for progress atm is getting Mech-Bowser. I'll have another go at that tonight... And I haven't even got to a red coin level yet - lol!
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ping them into there....
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The technique I use to avoid wrath is to make a point of saying that you are trading some games in and thus saving money. I traded in Agent Under Fire and SSX Tricky for SMS and Doshin the Giant at the weekend. And made the point of saying that 'cos I'd traded in two games, I got a new one free. Seemed to do the trick!
Oh, and Otto, I reckon Doshin might be your cup of tea.
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I think I might just try that though... not sure how far I will get though
Current Mario add seems to be having a positive effect too.
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Not sure that will work with the missus
/grumble flippin budgets, must find money tree
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I've thought about that too, it should be possible. On the GBA, but also on Gamecube. Just look at the latest Klonoa game on PS2 (Lunatea's Veil or somesuch?), which basically was 2D gameplay in a lush, detailed 3D world. I'm sure Nintendo could pull off something like that with even more umph.
edit: Oh, and I beat the sandbird level! Getting on high block on the wing finally did it. *tadatada tada* Woohoo!
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Otto - that one had me stumped until I relaised that you accelerate if you push forward on the stick -and you can cut some of the corners. Not too bad once you get the hang of it. Remember you can jump too in case you need to avoid any boxes at the last sec.
Fozzy - Trying to get around the misus to get a GameCube for crimbo ... interesting maybe I can come at it from that angle. She's always complaining about the games I buy
I got moaned at for getting yet another console but the weekend we got it i never got near it - she discovered Luigi's Mansion and that was it! Can't remember the last time she even bothered trying a PS2 game - the odd pc game here and there but GC games just seem more accessible to people who like the odd game now and then.
So does the missus usually bitch slap you when it comes to games?
Not usually
We're about even on Mario Party - but on SMS she's still way ahead of me! I struggle to find one or two shines - she plays for an hour and has another three or four. AND WON'T TELL ME HOW! AAAAAAGH!
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Unfortunately I realised this pretty early on and *still* can't bloody do it. The pink one's fastest I think, but not manoeuvrable, the green one's too slow, and the yellow one's both.
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Yeh, I noticed that too,
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One.. Two... Three... ghahahahahha.... four... five... six.... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Courtesy of the <A href="http://www.twinpines.nl/chef/English/language.htm" target=_new>ENCHEFENIZER</a>
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Me too. Blimey. To be honest I always considered myself to be more like Statler or Waldorf - the miserable old blokes in the box...
The Swedish Chef - reminds me of a story in When Saturday Comes a few years back after Scotland had played Sweden. On this bus full of Scotland fans there was a middle aged Swedish couple keeping their heads down. Most of the Scots were fine but there was a couple of drunken Inverness Caley fans who spent the entire journey singing obscene songs about every other Scottish club. Realising there were some Swedes on board they went quiet - murmured for a few seconds as they tried to come up with an anti-Swedish anthem - and then started singing,
"We all agree.. that the chef from the muppets is a wanker".
aagh! even edit spellings are awful!
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On the majority of games i do. I try and teach him how its done
\\cringes waiting for volvo owner backlash\\
Apparently i'm the muppet gonzo, but foz reckons i'm like sal the monkey.
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It's a fair point, I own a Volvo and I really really suck at games
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There's sumthin funny about your bird. And I don't like it.
(just wasted ten lives on that particular level)
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That's me...
Funny sense of humour, funny taste of men, ... and funny in the head. Ho hum.
being an undecisive person
I used to be indecisive, now i'm not so sure... ok, i might revise that funny sense of humour bit.
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1) Are blue coins useful for anything other than handing them over for Shines?
2) How many times can you get 100 coins in each area to obtain a Shine? Is it once per level (some of the of the early levels don't seem to have enough coins)?
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Both?? You mean there's another one??
God now I'm depressed...
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cant be bothered to do any more
ho hum back to pikmin till vice city comes out...
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edit - maybe I should try playing it at 50hz...
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You're an eurocrat...?
After reading your post I thought: "Boy, two weeks away and nobody remembers the details anymore". I didn't use to have a Cube, remember? I was expecting a "Oh, so you finally gave up" kind of answer. But I didn't. Gift. From wife. Bless her.
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Wheres the fun in that? You're missing 1/3 of the game. Sounds very linear. I enjoy completing the levels to the full and exploring areas, finding secrets as i go on. I intend to get as close to the 120 coins as poss.
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Thats just kerrraazzziieee!!! I have the occansional game on this... I'm lucky if I get 30...
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Well I suppose I should congratulate you if I weren't cross with you for being nasty to me.
Ah well, congrats. Sounds like you've got a good 'un there.
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Santa Claus has died
:'(
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RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH WHOEVER INVENTED THE CAMERA SYSTEM ON THIS GAME SHOULD BE SHOT
RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH WHOEVER INVENTED THE CAMERA SYSTEM ON THIS GAME SHOULD BE SHOT
RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH WHOEVER INVENTED THE CAMERA SYSTEM ON THIS GAME SHOULD BE SHOT
RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH WHOEVER INVENTED THE CAMERA SYSTEM ON THIS GAME SHOULD BE SHOT
RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH WHOEVER INVENTED THE CAMERA SYSTEM ON THIS GAME SHOULD BE SHOT
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Tee-hee
[MH]
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Oh, and if you could point me towards any other equally amusing threads I'd be much obliged. Bored, you see.
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And the Black and White one.