Playboy-themed MMO due this summer News
PC MMO News by Ellie Gibson
Jolt Online Gaming has unveiled Playboy Manager, a casual MMO that will be free to play via Internet browsers.
You get to be a talent agent managing the Playmates' careers. The ultimate goal is to get one of your models a room in the Playboy Mansion, so she can live every girl's dream of having sex with an old man in a dressing gown whenever he wants.
Playboy Manager is said to combine "the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming". Exclusive Playboy content is promised, including videos and photos. In short, says the press release, it's "the luxurious Playboy lifestyle presented in an online game packed full of wit, style, and pictures which can only be described as titillating".
"We’ve wanted to do a Playboy game forever. As enormous fans of the articles, we jumped at the opportunity to bring the game online for a huge audience," said Jolt boss Dylan Collins. "Who hasn’t wanted to manage a Playboy model?" he added, having failed to survey half the world's population.
Playboy Manager will launch this summer. To sign up and get a beta invite, visit the official website.
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KillerMonkey
11/05/09 @ 09:08
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"Would this not work better on a Handheld console"
So you can fap anywhere, anytime? |
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Bigglesworth
11/05/09 @ 12:30
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Yeah, I've always wanted to manage a beautiful woman, rather than, say, go out with/have sex with/indecently assault one.
Post of the decade. |
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Kirly_Wombat
11/05/09 @ 13:22
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""We’ve wanted to do a Playboy game forever. As enormous fans of the articles...."
Had to take a 5 min chuckle break after reading that quote lol. |
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cyber_nicco
11/05/09 @ 15:25
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Come on, Ellie. Couldn't you have done a little more with this?
They set the ball up there for you to hit it out of the park! |
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Silvervein
11/05/09 @ 20:17
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You know, sometimes -not even that often- I wish that some people would just be honest and say exactly what they think instead of beating around the bush.
I think this bit of news translates into: We like boobies. You like boobies. Now you'll get a card game where you can look at boobies all day long pretending you play a card game. Who's with us? Huge fan of articles my *bleep* |
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hiddenranbir
12/05/09 @ 10:08
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"so she can live every girl's dream of having sex with an old man in a dressing gown whenever he wants."
Pretty much, yeah. Is Ellie bitter her dream was squashed? :(
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