American gran sues Take-Two
17+ GTA suitable for her 14 year-old grandson. 18+ apparently not.
Games journalists are running out of witless punnery to help frame stories about the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas "Hot Coffee" scandal, it emerged today.
"I've tried just about every variation imaginable on burnt tongues, frothing, taking people for mugs, dark stains and the like and I just don't know where else I can go with it," an anonymous source told this website. "Why couldn't the joke have been something to do with a night-cap? You could refill that endlessly... Refill! REFILL!" he yelled as he reached for his laptop and ran off adjusting the first two lines of his news copy.
Journalists are thought to have been caught short of puns this week by the news that an elderly American woman has filed a lawsuit against publisher Take-Two, following her discovery that the game she bought for her 14 year-old grandson was deemed suitable for people over the age of 18, not 17.
Florence Cohen, 85, claims to have been damaged by the discovery of a sexual mini-game hidden in San Andreas, accessible through modification of the PC version or using a third-party utility like Datel's Action Replay device on PS2, which led the ESRB to reclassify the game "AO" instead of "MA", and is seeking in excess of $5 million on behalf of herself and consumers nationwide.
Cohen is seeking class-action status for buyers of the game, accusing Take-Two of committing or engaging in Consumer Deception, False Advertising, Common Law Fraud and Unjust Enrichment citing various civil statutes.
"They should really make sure this doesn't happen again," her lawyer, Laurence D. Paskowitz told the Associated Press. "The least this company can do is offer refunds."
The British Board of Film Classification, whose legally-enforceable 18 certificate remains in place on all copies of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in the United Kingdom, has added nothing to its original statement on the subject of the American controversy. A fortnight ago, a spokesperson told this website: "Even if we had been aware of it, we would not have had a problem. From our point of view the hidden material does not contravene the 18 rating and so the rating stands."
Apparently TV ads were still running in the US on Comedy Central and MTV this week with the words "Rated AO for 'Adults Only'" replacing previous notes about the "M for Mature" rating. US website GameSpot has since reported that Rockstar claims the ads were the result of a pre-existing media purchase with broadcaster Viacom and have now been suspended.
Meanwhile, fans of the game reacted to the latest Hot Coffee development with exasperation. Popular gaming blog Kotaku railed against Florence Cohen's childrearing skills, demanding that more attention be paid to the fact that she had considered a 17+ rated game suitable for her 14 year-old grandson in the first place. "What I really think is that someone needs to knock on Cohen's front door and ask her at what point did our nation's ability to parent get replaced by a subcommittee and frivolous lawsuits?" the blog demanded.
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It is all getting a bit pathetic now.
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Still, where they go the UK seems to follow.
/sighs
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[edit] not that i'm a vindictive man, but i hope her she and her lawyer get ripped to shreds in court.
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you can have that one for free.
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Welcome to Britain.
We're not total fucktards over here.
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Nuff said.
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America needs to start acknowledging glaring contradictions in its supposedly strong 'moral fabric' or whatever they're calling it these days.
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Yes, this woman should be sued for exposing a 14 year old to 17+ material.
Yes, America is clearly the Land of the Fat Idiots.
There's an actual point that can be taken from teh story though - if America just had a proper ratings board like the BBFC then none of this crap would have happened. The game would have had a legally binding 18+ slapped on it from the first.
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...and the monetery gains of course
what can you do?
/ignore
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If America's rating system was legally binding I imagine it would have been much worse for Take-Two. Not declaring the content has already been taken pretty seriously, imagine if the result was that by doing so they had made content available to people that it should not legally be sold to.
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In all honesty what I see happening is this: Publishers submitting a game for rating will have to declare everything that is on the disc, not just what is accessable via the game. Whether this will extend to commented out code or not I don't know, but even if it did it still wouldn't be a major issue.
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...and if there's not, there should be!
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If the code was #ed out, then - at least for the PS2 version - there would be no way to access the modules as you obviously can't change code or decompile from a read-only disc.
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theres no-way to find it in a normal un-modded version of GTA.
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yes, there are a few - I decapitated a mexican granny only the other day. Still looking for babies to sacrifice tho.
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Hidden and #ed out code are two separate things. One can't be accessed without reverse engineering and decompiling, and one can be found just by snooping around...
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..you're totally right of course, hidden and commented code are two seperate things .
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As far as I know, the Hot Coffee code was left in the program, but was disabled with a simple check of a variable. The modders changed this, and lo and behold, the scenes were unlocked. But there's absolutely no way that you can reverse engineer blocks of code that were commented out- as they aren't even in the compiled executable!
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But as I keep saying. Chances are they put the minigame in, realised it didnt play well, and only left it in as they thought they might come back to it to make it better.
I cant for the life of me think they left such a crappy mini game in on purpose!
Even then, the nudity was added (I understand) by the modders by changing the textures.
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Can you imagine the same (bitch) granny going in to a shop here, buying a game called Grievous Bodily Harm, or Car Thief Extravaganza or something then trying the same shite?
I remember my gran got me presents like a jumper with a lego guy attached at the bottom that could pop on and off......nothing about serious crimes....
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Almost as funny as ignorant, shameless, greedy Americans. Sigh.
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Seriously though someone should sue her for being a twat.
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Bah... I'll never be a pun writer.
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Nope, only about 20 games have been rated AO by the ESRB. You can see a list of them by going to www.esrb.com and looking searching for games with an AO rating. Most of them are sex games you've never heard of, let alone played.
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OMFG!!! Open Source Beer!!!!!!!!!
htt p://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4718719.stm
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Stupid bint
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"is seeking in excess of $5 million on behalf of herself and consumers nationwide." - Ah, good, so she will be sharing with anyone "damaged" by this game? How many copies have been sold? Lets say 1m, that would be a fiver each, forgetting about costs and such. Shes doing it for the "right reasons" so she should pay the costs and not look to make a profit, right?
Is it just some kind of genetic defect that makes them have so many morons overthere?
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Then again, growing up in the Bronx she probably thought it would be good training for his future carreer as a gangsta.
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