The Game Awards 2019 live report

Some good surprises, a few awards and so many adverts. Everything as it happened. 

Thank the heavens. It is over.

Our live coverage of this event has finished

Coverage

17:20

MrTomFTW says:

1:30am? I pity the poor fool who is staying up to cover this. Oh hi Martin.

17:20

MrTomFTW says:

1:30am? I pity the poor fool who is staying up to cover this. Oh hi Martin.

17:20

MrTomFTW says:

1:30am? I pity the poor fool who is staying up to cover this. Oh hi Martin.

*sadface*

17:21

God it's not even 1.30am and I'm still making a mess of this.

17:22

Anyway hi, hello and how do you do. I'm just about to go out for some drinks before I head back for tonight's shenanigans.

17:22

I'd like to say it'll be the first ever drunken live report here on Eurogamer.

17:22

Though *ahem* that might not strictly be true.

17:23

teknoblade3442 says:

I’d rather pull this all- nighter than the other one if what is going to happen will happen

I honestly don't know which will be the grimmer of the two.

17:25

Oridan says:

How long is this show?

Too long.

17:25

I think typically it comes in at around two hours though. I'm bracing myself for that.

17:28

nimzy says:

Surely we're eventually going to get a name a bit more interesting than "the Game Awards" for this show. Do they have a name for the trophy yet?

They're called Geoffs.

17:28

I do think The Geoffs would be a better name for the show as well.

17:29

Anyway, I'm heading off into Croydon for a night out. I know how to party, me.

17:29

Have fun and see you all back here later tonight!

23:40

Oh dear god no.

23:45

Anyway, hi and hello. The pre-show begins at 1am. Which is when the show starts as well? Either way I'll be with you then.

01:21

dogmanstar_ says:

/pokes Martin

*pokes back*

01:21

But like, twice as hard.

01:22

Anyway sorry I was having a bit of a cry.

01:22

INSOMANiAC says:

The cold hard truth is, even if Martin never shows up, only four of us wopuld ever know.

01:22

Actually I've just counted and I think there's five of us here?

01:22

Splosh says:

Wasn't there supposed to be a pre show or is this skippy mc lag the height of it?

01:23

I thought there was, but then there wasn't. Unless the pre-show is at 1.30am and the show is at 2am.

01:24

It is genuinely lovely to see you all here.

01:24

So what to expect?

01:24

Video game announcements, pointless awards and frequent bouts of existential dread as it becomes impossible to block out the horror show of the outside world.

01:25

Video games though!

01:25

There should be some PS5-ish announcements, a look at Ghosts of Tsushima, something Nintendo-related - maybe Metroid Prime Trilogy's time to finally be unveiled - and plenty more besides.

01:26

In between the interesting stuff there will be plenty of cringe - which, if I'm honest, is what I'm really here for.

01:26

INSOMANiAC says:

I still call them computer games. Video games is a bit too American for me.

I call them 'art'.

01:27

MORE IMPORTANTLY.

01:27

Who's drinking what?

01:27

I am on a pot of coffee, but I have whiskey and maybe something even stronger waiting in the wings.

01:27

Kami says:

Dr Pepper Zero.

Hardcore.

01:27

INSOMANiAC says:

I'm liking that martin has rolled up late to his own party and is now trying to shoehorn some kind of game chat into this shitshow so when his boss reads this clusterfuck in the morning he may only get a final written warning, don't worry, we've got your back. I want another Frogger remake, this time in 4D

I've been rumbled.

01:28

Can everyone just pretend I was totally here all along and definitely not napping on my sofa?

01:30

Kami says:

To be honest, I get the feeling whatever your poison the hangover tomorrow will be very real.

Too true.

01:30

I make it half past.

01:30

Let's do this.

01:30

Or let's wait a tiny bit longer.

01:31

Okay maybe wait a tiny bit longer.

01:31

Look, Geoff. Mate.

01:31

M8.

01:31

m8ight.

01:32

It's 1.30am over here.

01:32

Make that 1.31am.

01:32

We just want to go to bed. It's been a rough night.

01:32

Get. On. With. It.

01:32

All we're getting is the sound of incessant drums.

01:33

Is it Geoff on the drums?

01:33

dogmanstar_ says:

Did you have a nice night out Martin?

I did! Until roughly around 10pm. Then it got awful.

01:34

Splosh says:

They're drawing straws on which dev does the coked up presentation.

Funnily enough those same straws might come in handy to do a line or two.

01:34

Got to think about these things in a cashless world - no more £20 notes knocking around to roll up.

01:35

One minute to go.

01:36

Sixty seconds!

01:36

And here we go.

01:37

Splosh says:

Martin, are you secretly hoping for an Arms 2 reveal.

Always.

01:37

INSOMANiAC says:

I once snorted two grams of whizz off a spinning Jive Bunny record. I'd like to see kids today do that with their bloody Mp3's

Hero.

01:37

Oh. So this is the pre-show.

01:37

No offence Geoff.

01:37

But fucking do one?

01:38

The pre-show starts when the show starts at 1.30am.

01:38

Matthew_Hornet says:

Apparently our award for waiting is Green Day. OK great.

Great.

01:39

Here's an award anyway - Destiny 2 wins best community support, and Luke Smith makes a rare appearance.

01:39

Kami says:

Stealth Destiny Article.

01:39

Lol

01:40

Here's what we're all here for though. TRAILERS.

01:40

TRAILERS FOR DLC TO SECOND TIER SWITCH GAMES WE'D ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT.

01:40

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 is getting a danger room, which sounds kind of kinky.

01:41

That DLC also brings Gambit, Cable, Iceman and Phoenix to Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3.

01:43

And here's Lual Mayen with his game showing us the experience of a refugee. A worthwhile moment there.

01:43

Best score next - Cadence of Hyrule, Death Stranding, DMC5, Kingdom Hearts 3 and Sayonara Wild Hearts are nominated.

01:43

And if it's not Sayonara Wild Hearts.

01:44

Ah of course it isn't, because Geoff's mate Koj was nominated - Death Stranding wins.

01:44

What a surprise.

01:45

Splosh says:

Well, guess who got the coke then...

Would dearly love some right now to keep me awake.

01:45

Anyway, here's Manhunter. It's got sharks.

01:45

It looks a bit like that Dreamcast Jaws game. But maybe not as shit.

01:46

A quick blast through some esports awards because they know full well no-one gives a toss.

01:46

But still people in the crowd scream.

01:48

Meanwhile we're obsessing over the nubbin on the shoulder of host Sydnee Goodman's fine green dress.

01:49

My personal theory is that it's a sock that got caught up in the dress and lodged itself there.

01:49

BEST TWEET OF THE YEAR PEOPLE.

01:50

Pretty sure I'm in with a shout for this one.

01:50

Ah shit I just remembered all I ever do on Twitter is retweet Addlestone Jeff, the boss of Wimpy Addlestone.

01:50

Still, I *could* be in with a shot.

01:51

I sort of dozed and are they talking about Spore?

01:52

This is the new game from Amplitude and Sega, and it's a 4X strategy inspired by the Bayeux tapestry.

01:52

Did I spell that right? I think I did.

01:53

That was Humankind. And this is another reveal.

01:53

It is...

01:53

A Switch game.

01:54

That looks like an 80s cartoon.

01:54

And it is...

01:54

Nope I've got no idea,

01:54

It's No More Heroes 3.

01:55

Coming in 2020.

01:55

I would be excited, but I played Travis Strikes Back so I'm very much not.

01:55

A new Final Fantasy 7 trailer is next.

01:56

And for all my grumbling this pre-show has delivered some nice surprises.

01:56

(Also *shhh* I've never played FF7 so I can't really say much to this trailer other than it looks very nice).

01:57

One final award before the main show - it's best beat 'em up!

01:58

And the winner is... ARMS!

01:58

(nah it's Smash Bros).

01:58

Bruce Willis has come to take the award.

01:58

Oh no wait it's Doug Bowser.

01:59

INSOMANiAC says:

Buttoning up his tux and unzipping his fly.

01:59

Eugh.

02:00

And the show proper begins.

02:01

I think - and I could be wrong as I'm well old and haven't listened to any music made after 1974 - that this is Chvrches.

02:02

JeroenZM says:

Eurovision 2019 DLC

02:02

This does have a mega Eurovision vibe. Not sure whether that's a good thing or not though.

02:02

It is, of course, from Death Stranding.

02:03

Their music's normally better than this, right? It's a bit of a bland ballad.

02:03

Still, if it's good enough for Koj.

02:04

That was Chvrches. This is video games.

02:05

And here, after a brief montage (that's heavy on Death Stranding) is Geoff.

02:05

Who's rocking trainers and a tux.

02:06

He looks like he's about to go to the school disco.

02:07

Jonathan Nolan, co-creator of Westworld, is here to present the award for best narrative.

02:08

There are gaming gags, and some of them land.

02:08

THE NOMINEES!

02:09

A Plague Tale, Control, Death Stranding - Death Stranding! - Disco Elysium and The Outer Worlds.

02:09

And Disco Elysium is the winner.

02:09

Rightfully so, I'd say - and the devs look absolutely delighted.

02:10

900,000 people watching this right now!

02:10

I mean, not this live report.

02:10

There's four of us here.

02:11

But hey, it's the quality not the quantity of the company, right?

02:11

Anyway here's a REVEAL.

02:11

It. Is..

02:12

It looks like From Dust but know it's not... It is?

02:12

It's an Xbox ad of some sort.

02:12

And it's the new Xbox.

02:13

Yup, Xbox Series X.

02:13

It looks like a PC.

02:13

It looks like it belongs in Currys.

02:13

It reminds me of those OG Xbox prototypes in its... Bluntness.

02:14

Also that name is... Brave? Uninspired? Whatever it is I'm not sure it's great.

02:14

And here's a new game.

02:14

Our first look at a Series X game?

02:14

Ah, it's Ninja Theory.

02:15

It's Senua 2 - a Hellblade sequel.

02:15

Ninja Theory being Microsoft developers now, of course.

02:15

Well this is a pleasant surprise.

02:15

And this was very much worth staying up for.

02:16

I'm still getting my head around Series X.

02:16

It sounds more like a razor blade than a console.

02:17

INSOMANiAC says:

Anyone noticed Martin has vanished? No? Oh....

02:17

Have I?

02:17

It's a quick break - so to the bathroom!

02:19

INSOMANiAC says:

Martin, you werent refreshing on my end for ten minutes, but have you ever been refreshing on my end for ten minutes?

I've certainly dreamt of it.

02:19

But honestly.

02:19

Xbox Series X?

02:22

Someone who does the American sports is here so I'm a bit confused.

02:23

INSOMANiAC says:

Nice, update for control, for free, called expeditions. I jus thought I'd reiterate it so Martin can post it, as per his job description ater pissing cheap lager around the general area of his lavatory

02:23

Actually it was like a fiver a pint?

02:23

Deffo not cheap.

02:23

Anyway what's that about Control? Sounds good.

02:24

One small detail about the Xbox Series X - it's got a share button.

02:24

And it looks like a PC.

02:24

And it's got a pretty dumb name.

02:25

dogmanstar_ says:

Did I miss control?

I did...

02:25

Kami says:

It's a box with an X on it.

There's a job at DF if ever you want it with this level of analysis.

02:26

Godfall - which is a PS5 game - has just been revealed.

02:26

There's a story on the site - or there will be shortly! - with more details. It's developed by Counterplay, published by Gearbox.

02:27

And that might well be our first look at a PS5 game - I think FF14 has sort of been confirmed for the console but this is laying claim to be the first as well.

02:28

Amidst the Xbox reveal was news that Halo Infinite is coming next year - and, as we all assumed, it's cross-gen.

02:29

And amidst all that some awards were given - Modern Warfare gets best audio, Fire Emblem best strategy.

02:29

And then some streaming bollocks.

02:29

INSOMANiAC says:

Banging through the actual awards to get to more trailers, I appreciate this.

02:29

The pace at these things is always pretty lively.

02:30

And here's another new game announcement!

02:30

Switch, by Square Enix.

02:30

God please don't be another 6/10 RPG Factory game.

02:30

Oh no, it's from Asano, the Octopath/Bravely Default people - so might actually be good!

02:31

It looks very Bravely Default - and it's called.

02:31

Bravely Default 2.

02:31

Which will explain why it looks a lot like Bravely Default.

02:31

Didn't we already get a sequel?

02:33

And while I try to figure that out, a Warframe update is announced.

02:34

Here's an advert for Samsung.

02:34

This lad is sitting way too close to that TV.

02:36

A new Magic the Gathering game, introduced by a slightly insincere chap.

02:36

And it's a CG trailer so *shrugs*.

02:37

No idea what's going on but it looks expensive.

02:38

And it's an explicit drawn out look at someone drowning.

02:38

So that's nice.

02:38

Money well spent on that CG trailer I guess.

02:38

ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE!

02:39

For a foresty first-person game from Playerunknown - it's called prologue?

02:39

Ikumi Nakamura is now here to cheer us all up.

02:40

And it's to present best art direction.

02:41

Nominees are Control, Death Stranding, Gris, Sayonara Wild Hearts, Sekiro, Link's Awakening.

02:41

Control is the deserved winner. Nice one Remedy.

02:43

Here's Donny Mustard of Epic to show us something.

02:43

Not before he casts a dismissive stare at Geoff's trainers.

02:43

He's like 'make an effort man'.

02:43

Mustard's got proper big boy shoes on.

02:45

We're getting details of the Star Wars Rise of Skywalker stuff hitting Fortnite on Saturday.

02:45

Actually scratch that - we're not.

02:45

We're just being reminded that something is happening on Saturday.

02:45

INSOMANiAC says:

Star Wars - Rise of Skywalker - Streaming exlusively in Fortnite

02:45

The only way to experience the film.

02:46

Preferably while playing on mobile.

02:47

Another announce, this time from a Canadian studio.

02:48

Is it The Darkness 3?

02:49

It's got a John Carpenter-esque soundtrack, someone dancing crazily and horror-ish moments.

02:49

NoTheMama says:

Devils Third 2

02:49

Oh yes please.

02:49

It is Sons of the Forest.

02:50

Something about LoL so I'm going to feel horribly out of touch as I look on with a confused glaze in my eyes.

02:50

It's a CG trailer so *shrugs*.

02:51

Joe Madureira is involved in development.

02:52

And another ad break - but hey Grimes is after the break!

02:56

Right, the ad break is over.

02:57

And we're back with an, er, ad that gives us a look at the music of Cyberpunk 2077.

02:57

Grimes, ASAP Rocky, Richard Devine, Nina Kraviz, Deadly Hunta, Rat Boy, Tina Guo.

02:58

I probably spelt all those wrong. Anyway, they're all in Cybperpunk 2077.

02:58

And now here is Grimes.

02:58

Which seems like a good time to take some drugs.

02:59

I like Grimes, but that beat has come straight from the bad bit of the late 90s.

03:00

up_the_ante says:

This is like watching eurovision at 3am

03:00

That is precisely what everyone in the office is saying.

03:01

Nil points, I say.

03:01

And now another award. The best action game with Norman Reedus.

03:01

He's got lovely hair.

03:01

Like, that hair takes effort to maintain.

03:02

A couple of hours in curlers every morning.

03:02

INSOMANiAC says:

I hope Elon calls someone a Paedo, just because he can afford to

*pedo.

03:02

Sorry, I was trying to figure out if Elon Musk and Grimes are still an item, and while I was doing that DMC5 won best action game.

03:03

Blessed Itsuno takes the award.

03:04

11 year wait for the sequel? That feels a bit harsh on the might DmC.

03:04

Here's another announce: Dungeons & Dragons Dark Alliance.

03:05

It's a CG trailer *shrugs*.

03:05

And that's out next year.

03:06

A quick awkward interlude with Geoff mugging off with Apex Legends' Mirage.

03:06

This is horrendous.

03:08

I think they've just announced a new skin for Mirage or something, I dunno.

03:08

And some Xmas-related content for the game too.

03:08

Could have just said that at the start and not guffed around on stage for so long m8s.

03:10

I'm so tired. When does this end.

03:10

EvilAspirin says:

This makes me want to download Apex Legends just so I can do physical damage to the game.

Not sure that's the best idea. But I get the sentiment.

03:11

A new Ori Will of the Wisps trailer now while my will o' to die becomes ever stronger.

03:12

Not much new there, but it does confirm that it's a very good looking game that's coming out next year.

03:13

Kami says:

I don't think we're getting out until Keighley has given Kojima an award on stage.

03:13

Oh that is definitely happening, isn't it?

03:14

Ah - a small detail in that Ori trailer was that it's been pushed back a month.

03:14

Muppets are here now.

03:14

I thought Beaker was cancelled.

03:14

This is also awful.

03:15

Beaker's just had some VR googles superglued to his head and he sounds genuinely traumatised.

03:16

It could be the late hour but I'm genuinely unnerved and upset by this.

03:16

Also he's in Untitled Goose Game now or something?

03:16

I don't know but Norman Reedus looks like he's enjoying it.

03:16

And now an award - Games for Impact.

03:17

The nominees are Concrete Genie, Kind Words, Life is Strange 2, Sea of Solitude and one other thing which I totally missed and have forgotten already.

03:18

As amusing as this is I'm not sure it's the best match for the Games for Impact award.

03:18

Gris, the game I forgot to mention among the nominees, wins.

03:18

So that's nice.

03:18

Oh. Gris sounds like geese.

03:19

That's why the muppet goose is there. That makes sense.

03:19

It all makes sense now.

03:19

Kami says:

Does it Martin? Does it really?!

03:19

Nothing really makes sense at 3.17am.

03:20

3.19am even. So tired. So confused.

03:20

Some more awards now anyway - Best Family Game.

03:20

Look, I'm not even going to type all the nominees out.

03:21

Just know that Luigi's Mansion 3 won.

03:21

Best sports/racing game now. And the winner is Crash Team Racing.

03:21

And now the best mobile game, with the winner being... Call of Duty: Mobile.

03:22

A new studio and a new game - this being from some of the people behind Prey and Dishonored.

03:22

INSOMANiAC says:

I hate that jacket, it looks inside out

03:22

Now I've seen it I think you're right. It is inside out.

03:23

Poor lad must be as confused and tired as us.

03:23

The studio is Wolfeye, the publisher is Devolver, the setting is the wild west and it looks like an isometric deal - so a departure from their previous first-person games.

03:23

vandal_gab says:

I bet Alyx is shown last... God I hope it's worth staying up for

03:23

Er...

03:23

I'm afraid Half-Life has been pulled from the show.

03:24

This is Weird West.

03:24

Which looks interesting. And here's a new action RPG MMO which is...

03:24

Matthew_Hornet says:

The Weird West is a tabletop game AFAIK. Chiodini hawked it at one point.

03:24

Ooooh, that's good to know.

03:25

vandal_gab says:

Martin ... Noway for real?

03:25

I jest not - Valve announced just before the show.

03:25

That was Magic Legends.

03:25

It's just a CG trailer *shrugs*.

03:28

Here's a new Stadia trailer.

03:28

It's pretty poor.

03:30

INSOMANiAC says:

OOO was that a new Tetris 99 theme?

03:30

I missed it - what was the theme?

03:30

I'm on a mission to collect them all, especially now the timed event ones are available.

03:30

A new Oculus game now.

03:31

Which is a 2D brawler, but, y'know, in 3D. It's from Twisted Pixel.

03:31

Here's Ninja, who doesn't know how to slice bread.

03:31

Or how to clean a suit. The state of that thing lad.

03:31

Just take it back to the dry cleaners.

03:33

Ninja's here to reveal the winner of Best Multiplayer Game.

03:33

Which is Apex Legends.

03:33

And the horrible realisation that we're going until 4am and maybe later begins to creep in.

03:35

Here's the promised extended look at Ghosts of Tsushima.

03:35

Did I spell that right? I think somehow, against all the odds, I did.

03:35

This is captured from a PS4 Pro, btw - but it's not a big leap of the imagination to see this being a cross-platform game.

03:36

Cross-platform? I mean cross-gen.

03:36

But hey who knows.

03:36

INSOMANiAC says:

Martin, if we all went to bed would you be obliged to keep typing to no one?

Ha, I don't know. Let's find out!

03:36

Ghosts of Tsushima has the best swaying foliage since The Witcher 3

03:37

It also looks more and more like Tenchu so I'm 100 per cent in.

03:38

As pretty as it looks, the character models look quite strange.

03:38

Still, those leaves man.

03:38

The screen comes up to reveal a full orchestra, and nose flute guy from the original reveal is nowhere to be seen.

03:39

We have a new flute man.

03:39

Who looks like Carlos Valderrama

03:40

Gears Tactics is the next trailer/reveal.

03:40

The title says it all really.

03:40

It's Gears.

03:40

With Tactics.

03:42

Naraka is up for a reveal now.

03:43

It is *checks story in the CMS because I'm too tired to sit through this trailer* a melee based battle royale.

03:43

So For Honor. But there's loads of you.

03:43

Another Magic trailer.

03:44

I love how Carl Weathers clearly can't be arsed in these adverts.

03:44

There's something heroic about the half-arsed celebrity appearance in a video game ad.

03:44

Just taking the money and running. *Salutes*.

03:45

spookyxelectric says:

Respect to Carl Weathers for being Apollo Creed and all that, but every time I see him I can only picture him wanting to make a stew in Arrested Development.

I just see his arm coming off and still firing the gun as it falls to the floor.

03:47

Best ongoing show goes to... This interminably long thing.

03:47

But the Best Ongoing Game award goes to Fortnite.

03:49

INSOMANiAC says:

This is my life now.

We all live here now.

03:50

From that to another premiere - from Redhill Games. It looks like some Crazy Frog bullshit and really don't do this to me at this time of night.

03:50

It's a joke intro to 9 to 5, which is a free-to-play PC game from a lot of ex-Remedy folks.

03:52

Another couple of awards.

03:52

IDK.

03:52

My left eye has started twitching.

03:52

terminaljeremy says:

It's the middle of the afternoon here in Australia and I still want to go to bed.

03:53

Matthew_Hornet says:

I'm watching this on my night shift, so technically two of us are getting paid for this.

*high five*

03:54

EvilAspirin says:

MUCH MORE TO COME.

03:55

Please no.

03:56

nimzy says:

I'm just here for the drinking game

Drinking! That's a good idea.

03:56

While we get more adverts for Magic, and this insufferable prick Linus, who wants anything from the kitchen?

03:57

I'm getting some bourbon.

03:57

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BISCUITS NOSIREE

03:58

This is just adverts now.

03:59

Adverts and Green Day.

04:03

Apologies for the brief silence.

04:03

a) I hate Green Day

04:03

b) I was loading my crack pipe.

04:04

Isn't this guy like 50?

04:04

They're doing another song.

04:04

Going to look for something a bit stronger than crack.

04:04

Maybe that bottle of bleach?

04:06

Kami says:

... wow, did I actually like this kind of music once upon a time? What drugs was I on?!

04:06

Dunno but can confirm that these drugs I'm on aren't making it sound any better.

04:06

So that was Green Day.

04:06

We are all living in Geoff Keighley's teenage wet dream.

04:07

'We have a lot of game show still coming up'.

04:07

Holy sweet christ no.

04:08

Not least because this crack is going to kick in in a moment and my spelling's going to get APPALLING.

04:08

Is that how you spell appalling? I don't even know.

04:08

On the plus side I think we've been here so long there's another general election tomorrow.

04:09

Let's go do it all again!

04:09

INSOMANiAC says:

Can't you do some kind of Eurogamer giveaway? You dragged us into this with your 'two hour' bollocks. I want something free.

I giveaway my time, my sleep, my sanity.

04:09

Here's Reggie anyway.

04:10

Who's become a parody of himself since leaving Nintendo.

04:11

Reggie is wearing a Reggie badge.

04:11

I actually quite respect that.

04:12

Reggie is here to present best indie game.

04:12

I think.

04:12

He won't stop talking.

04:13

I think he's delivering his own eulogy?

04:14

Yes, he is just presenting the best indie game.

04:14

Just had a word or two hundred thousand to get off his chest first.

04:14

Disco Elysium picks up the award.

04:15

This award is brought to you by Subway.

04:15

Another premiere.

04:16

It's not a CG trailer!

04:16

But it is just an animation that reveals next to nothing, for another League of Legends tie-in.

04:16

It's an action platformer.

04:17

Kami says:

Are we in the final stretch?

04:17

I really, really, really hope so.

04:18

INSOMANiAC says:

I wish I had a dog so I could kick it.

04:19

Kick me if you want, it might help keep me awake.

04:20

Darkseide says:

FALCON KICK to Martin's groin

Oooof

04:22

Sorry for the scarcity of updates.

04:22

I'm just totally defeated by this nightmare of a show.

04:22

It's adverts, occasionally broken up by more adverts.

04:23

See, they can reannounce Wolf Among Us 2.

04:23

And I just don't care.

04:24

Ashly Burch is here to present Best Game Direction - and the winner is Death Stranding.

04:24

Koj, here is your moment.

04:24

Kind of sad Geoff's not there to give him a good tongueing too.

04:25

As silly as it is Kojima getting the award at his mate's show - I think he might sort of deserve it. I love Death Stranding.

04:26

There's one award left.

04:26

JUST ONE.

04:26

We might be able to get through this people!

04:26

After we find out what the best gaming tweet of the year is...

04:27

Oh lordy what is my life.

04:28

More adverts. The same adverts.

04:29

Again and again and again and again.

04:30

Right, we're back from the adverts for a few more adverts.

04:30

We've got one new announcement - it's Fast & Furious.

04:31

Is this Slightly Mad's game finally being announced?

04:31

INSOMANiAC says:

They won Martin right back over with a fast and furious game. All is forgiven.

04:32

Ha literally the only thing that could wake me from that slumber.

04:32

It looks a bit budget, but it's got the brass that you want from a Fast & Furious game.

04:33

And yes it's from Slightly Mad Studios - an interesting departure from them.

04:33

VIN DIESEL IS HERE NOW.

04:33

Okay I'm happy now.

04:33

I'm Team Vin all the way - sorry Dwayne Johnson fans.

04:34

Honestly this is better than Breath of the Wild 2.

04:36

EvilAspirin says:

Oh God for a second I was worried he was going to show the 4 minute trailer for Fast 9 there...

Non-believer!

04:36

INSOMANiAC says:

They have a man singing

04:36

Can confirm a man is singing.

04:36

He really is singing.

04:37

We've gone Eurovision again.

04:37

There's another man singing.

04:37

A different man.

04:37

Doing different singing.

04:38

The game of the year is Sekiro.

04:38

Right.

04:38

Go to bed.

04:38

Now.

04:38

Run.

04:39

Nothing good will come of this show now.

04:39

Actually scratch that, Miyazaki is speaking so I will be patient and listen.

04:39

Kami says:

Yeah, CLAP THAT YOU CUNTS!

04:40

*Claps wearily*

04:40

*so wearily*

04:40

imagonnawin says:

Surprise easy mode announcement

Haha plz.

04:41

God that whole show was a thing wasn't it?

04:41

I can't remember a time before it started.

04:41

But we are free!

04:41

Go. Enjoy your lives. Be rid of this misery.

04:41

(and thanks for joining me)

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    Atropos 7 months ago
    @JeroenZM Go forth and multiply until you expire
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I don't like games anymore.
    rickjoyce 7 months ago
    The only correct choice won! I am satisfied. Never thought I would prefer something to RE2 Remake this year but there you go.
    Kami 7 months ago
    And goodnight Martin, thanks as ever for suffering with us all.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Middle fingers in the air!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Two fucking hours my arse.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Thanks for the misery Martin!
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    I'm tired and I'm 7 hours behind everyone else
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Never again. Until next time.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    In the nicest possible way, fuck you Geoff
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Great. Now I get to go to work.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    It's over? What do we do now?
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    It’s over. It’s actually over.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    How long was that. I forgot how to count.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    He dragged Kojima here for 'best use of a beverage product placement' or some shit.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The boy genius
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Surprise easy mode announcement
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Kojima is taking Geoff of his Xmas card list as we speak.
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    Yes. Now these guys look like real games developers
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Sekiro? Sure why not. Sekiro is OK.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Sekiro wins? Poor Kojima.Also Sekiro was great.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I have a secret. I've been asleep this whole time. This is just a fever dream. A nightmare if you will
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    MOONLIGHT WON
    Kami 7 months ago
    Yeah, CLAP THAT YOU CUNTS!
    Kami 7 months ago
    IT'S OVER!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Nice. Geoff has never been so gutted
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    quick! Wheel Miyamoto up there with a miimote
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    I think we might all be on drugs
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    12 points to Japan.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Oh no bring back Fabio what is this
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    There's another man singing, or shouting, Or something
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Fabio what are you doing here
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Eurovision vibes continue.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I feel like if you're still here listening to this cunt sing then you only have yourself to blame
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Death Stranding by any chance takes the the win?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They have a man singing
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I always thought you had to look rich to be in an orchestra. And for the most part I was right.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Oh God for a second I was worried he was going to show the 4 minute trailer for Fast 9 there...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I feel the orchestra has been underused and yet at the same time I wanted to see much less of them.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Unless he's announcing another Riddick movie he's got nothing to say that I want to hear.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Wolf amongst us and the escapists are free on the epic games store
    Kami 7 months ago
    Martin suddenly forgives the last two and a half hours.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Vin is looking trim.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    I vaguely remember reading something recently about a lost PS3 game that was supposed to star cars and Vin Diesel? They couldn't get him so the whole thing imploded? Does annyone remember this?
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    To be fair I think he likes his games
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    It's she hammered?
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    Wow that fast and furious game looks like ps3 era
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    This was clearly worth staying up until 4.30am for. I was wondering if the PS3 was getting another game.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I stillbahbe watched Hobbs and Shaw. Or any fast and furious film.
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    This game features 0% Paul Walker
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Oh boy, those graphics
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    Good lord that's a Crazy Tank
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Saved the best till last eh?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They won Martin right back over with a fast and furious game. All is forgiven.
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    Shouldn't she be busy filming Fast 9
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    I'm voting INSOMANiAC as Commenter of the Show. That's an award right? I'm losing track.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Epic games store has given me an amazing collection of free games I refuse to play
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    I hate to say it peeps but I don't think we're the target market of the game awards.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    This is like that episode of The Simpson where they are listening to the national anthem being sung at a ball game.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Epic Store two minutes of hate.
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    No you don’t get to see more Half Life - you get to see tweet of the year instead!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Martin are you absolutely sure this is only two hours long? I'm having doubts.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    On the plus side, this show might have cured INSOMNiAC’s condition.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The game awards collection, made up of games that didn't win an award. Nice.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Might as well thank all the people now that helped me through this show
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I will forever remember this show as having a fucking 'reannouncement'
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Gaming tweet of the year? Fuck me.... It's just peaked.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    One award, 15 adverts.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Gaming tweet of the year...
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    Next up is CalExit, where California implodes into many Caliofornias
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    They are going to end the show by making us watch a Kojima cut scene. A scant three hours.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Please don't
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    "I really want to thank a lot of people"
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    On the plus side, Brexit has now been completed, but all the oceans have risen to horrifying levels and we will be dead within a month.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    It's the annual Hideo Kojima stage time.
    Rad_Dude 7 months ago
    I think I hate videogames now
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    he's the kitchen help
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Who's this guy?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I think it's fair to say that I like the idea of watching game awards far more than the actual process.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Does this mean it can end now?
    Kami 7 months ago
    Finally Kojima is on stage, can we stop now?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I thought this time might be diffferent.... When will I learn
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    why is a remake on this list? it should Resident Evil should be disqualified
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Care a little bit Martin. Just a little.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    What if they announced Outrun 3 tho?
    Kami 7 months ago
    It has defeated Martin.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Hey Ash Whatcha Presenting
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    As a companion piece to this reannouncement, please welcome again...Green Day!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    It's Tiny Tina!
    Kami 7 months ago
    Okay, do want that.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Fuck me it's Wolf Among Us 2!
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Wolf Among Us 2????
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    He understood Death Stranding, Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelson, Churches...
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    i'd take a stadia. i could use it to prop up my table
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    A..... reannouncement.... is that a thing.... a fucking reannouncement
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Pass.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Good luck getting it through the front door.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'Everyone who is still watching this marathon gets a free Stadia', nah
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Hey it's that guy from AEW
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    all I can do now is think of poor Hideo, who has sat there as long as us, but hasnt understood a fucking word of it.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    So. Eurogamer's game of the decade. Surely it must be Double Dragon Neon
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    That popcorn lung thing that vaping gives you... If I were to start now how quickly does it arrive?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    There isnt a game announcement left that could garner even a mild bit of enthusiasm from me, Geoff has managed to grind me down.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Surgeon Simulator 2 stealth announcement.
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    FALCON KICK to Martin's groin
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    I mean, there have been what, 5 awards given? This show is all adverts.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Feels like this try hard commercial was made specifically for retrospectives when we look back at the stadia debacle
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Another one bites the dust
    Big-Boss 7 months ago
    There's way too many fucking adverts on this show. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I wish I had a dog so I could kick it.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Finally we're at the halfway point
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Disco Elysium killed it already so technically I could leave now if I wasn't at work.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Also these Stadia promotions are getting on my nerves now.
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Kojima will be so pissed if he doesn't win.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Boycott Stadia because of these ads.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    LoL and Magic are all the games right? They're all blurring into one at this point.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Are we in the final stretch?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Who IS this Stadia cunt?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'Great ammouncement'
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I regret it now, but more tomorrow I'm sure.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Theyre scraping the barrel now with these premieres
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    Dammit Martin, now I want some Subway
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Subway sponsoring a Disco Elysium win is sweet like nectar.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I wonder at what point tomorrow I'm going to regret staying up to watch this?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I've had a migraine come and go through this
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Never played it but my gosh what an awesome name for a veedya game
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    THE LAST COMMUNISTS WINNING LEFT AND RIGHT
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    And the guy dressed like a Parisan 18th century train conductor
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    No more speeches needed, you've done it once.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Heres the lady with the deep voice again
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Slay the spire needs to win something
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    So it goes to that Goose game
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    When I was young I thought of indian gamemakers when they mentioned 'indie developers'
    Kami 7 months ago
    Reggie has forsaken us!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Hit those bullet points Reggie
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Reggie with the name drops.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    He loves indie games so much we never saw Nintendo Of America back a single one while he was in charge
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    Reggie wants to speak, Insomaniac
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Reggie we dont need a speech
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I fucking KNEW Hideo speaks English
    Darkseide 7 months ago
    are they trying to be longer than a WWE Network Event like Wrestlemania?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Could really use a 'But before you leave' from reggie right now
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Reggie seems like a nice enough guy but I honestly don't get his appeal as a personality.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Reggie looks more like Bowser than Mr Bowser
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Reggie with that thug life.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    @INSOMNIAC Well it's Amazon Games, so actually the same engine as Ryse at least.
    Kami 7 months ago
    SAVE US REGGIE!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The Regginator will make everything OK
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    So many forgettable games this year
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Ryse X
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    "We have a lot more coming up". Please, no more. I'll tell you everything. Our troops are stationed behind the mountain. They'll never see you coming!
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Oh hey it's a downtempo cover of a famous pop song!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Can't you do some kind of Eurogamer giveaway? You dragged us into this with your 'two hour' bollocks. I want something free.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Ryse 2 : Ryse Up!
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Which twitch channel do I have to vote on to make this the last year of The Geoffies?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Why do I feel trapped. I don't want to be here.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    MUCH. MORE. TO. COME.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    "Beat Saber and Green Day - the collab we've always wanted" - um?
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    Oh it was a big advert after all
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    As if Facebook buying up beat sabre made it less appealing then this.
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Called it
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    We have a lot of show still coming up
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    The collab... we’ve always wanted...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I really must listen to that again at 4.06am
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Well this is probably the antithesis of punk
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Somebody tell his Mum he did a swear.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    You just CANNOT tame these crazy cats!
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    This is a real toe tapper....
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Wow Green Day have become much worse.
    Kami 7 months ago
    ... wow, did I actually like this kind of music once upon a time? What drugs was I on?!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    OMG he said 'motherfucking'
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    They should get Pele on with one of his Grampa Simpson type anecdotes. Far more entertaining than Green Day
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Stuff the crack in your ears.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Toilet duck, it gets right round the rim
    Kami 7 months ago
    That's Beat Saber in the background, isn't it?
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Oh. More Green Day. Yay...
    terminaljeremy 7 months ago
    Grimes and Green Day. Coming up next The Grateful Dead, Grandaddy, Groove Armada and Grand Funk Railroad. Then we're onto the H section of the show
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They're.... doing another song.... I think it's a BeeGees cover
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Is this a mini-series?
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    Some Greendays have aged better than others
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    This started at what? 1:30am? What am I doing with my life?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    "Do you have the time to listen to me whine". Sure, as long as it's not at 4 am
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    The only thing I can think of is a beat saber song pack
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I've had relationships shorter than this.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This is definitely a wig situation
    Kami 7 months ago
    That was quite sad.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This is almost as sad as Jonny Rotten selling butter, but not quite.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Day six: Green Day perform. Not sure I can hold out much longer.
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    It makes me wonder why I'm still here....you said it pal
    terminaljeremy 7 months ago
    They've probably paid off the mortgage by now then
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The last time I listened to Green Day at 4am was when I had the whizz
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Mid-life Crisis Guitar Hero?
    terminaljeremy 7 months ago
    Q magazine used to describe them as "mortgage-toting punks Green Day" and that was like 20 years ago
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The Green Day guy looks like he's wearing a wig and doing an impression of himself
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Green Day have a video game announcement?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS SHOW ENDS
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Their own game announcement? A new Guitar Hero?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Muted!
    Kami 7 months ago
    Here it comes.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Green Day bang on 4 am
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    The while site is one big advert.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    A drinking game every time a youtuber phones in an apology with 'sorry if you were offended'
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm having a shot of bleach every time they cut to Hideo Kojima looking bored at a month long awards show in a language he doesn't speak. I will be dead very shortly
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Sit back from the TV Samsung man!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Funny how Linus shits on conso e gaming except when Samsung is paying him not to.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Yes, can you get me a knife, I want to self harm.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Something to slit my wrists?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Linus is too chipper for this hour
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    If there was a drinking game every time he says 'check it out' or we see a developer wearing a Tshirt with a sport jacket, how pissed would we all be?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Even the ads are getting repetitive now
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They could announce Half Life 3 is launching now and is free, and they'd have sucked all of the life out of me before I had chance to play it
    Kami 7 months ago
    I still think they could cut some of this fluff, or at least some of the awards. Seriously, if you're not gonna present it on stage, just cut it from the show.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    In just holding out for the big PS5 reveal at the end.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Those are really lovely graphics for a phone, I have to say.
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Is this some kind of April fools joke?
    randallco 7 months ago
    Can't believe that they'd make gamers of all audiences sit through something like this
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm beginning to hate games. I've seen too many games.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm so proud of my global ethinically diverse gaming citizens that I'm just going to use them as a photo op and tell you nothing about them
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Good lord, how many more to go
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    MUCH MORE TO COME.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    👍
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Green Day is getting so muted.Cant be doing that at 4am.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Dont tell us who these people are, just have them stand up for five seconds
    randallco 7 months ago
    Why is beat saber in a 2019 award anyway
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    9-5. Coincidentally something we'll struggle to do tomorrow... Wait. Today. The concept of time is becoming more obtuse.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    I'm watching this on my night shift, so technically two of us are getting paid for this.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Woo! Asura's Wrath!Oh wait
    Kami 7 months ago
    Please just make it stop!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    So best vr game gets a side segment but best eSports gamer goes up on stage?
    Rad_Dude 7 months ago
    Does this thing make anybody else feel a little ashamed to even have an association with videogames?
    terminaljeremy 7 months ago
    It's the middle of the afternoon here in Australia and I still want to go to bed.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Beat Saber came out ages ago
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    9 to 5 sums up my feeling of this show
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Trivial Pursuit.... X
    Kami 7 months ago
    My brain isn't handling this bait-and-switch bullshit.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    That guy has no right to be proud of this game or that trailer.
    randallco 7 months ago
    Did fortnite just win another award for simply existing
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Even the rabbits have guns!
    Kami 7 months ago
    Bunnies with guns?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I don't know how much I can take. Only one of us is getting paid for this and it isn't me.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    What the actual fuck
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Yeah. Get out of here with your emotions.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    I can't remember a time when The Game Awards wasn't on.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh god, he's making a faux emotional speech
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Fortnite, for when your games website is having a slow news day.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This is my life now.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I think I'd sooner slam my balls into a doorframe than play Fortnite.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    remember three hours and 17 minutes ago when Martin told us all this shit started at 1am and was two hours long? I remember, vaguely.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Even Kojima looks bored as fuck and this is all for him
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    I could stand to see an Elden Ring trailer at some point.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Respect to Carl Weathers for being Apollo Creed and all that, but every time I see him I can only picture him wanting to make a stew in Arrested Development.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I wonder if we'll see something about Elden Ring...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Say what you will but Sqaure Enix know how to do CGI
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I've just had an epiphany. There's too much gaming!
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Also all games are Samurai games now. Even Gears Tactics probably.
    bretticussolemekin 7 months ago
    Gears of War: Exile (Tactics) was canceled in 2012... and now it's back to haunt us
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Sekiro's Creed
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    Are there any new games without swords or guns this year?
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    May be PS5?
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    When do the COGS find the time to work out? They're forever fighting the locust. Finding a few hours to exercise daily must be tough.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh shit, Bayonetta samurai
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Whats this fucking noise
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    This looks more interesting to me than gears 1-5.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    It might be too much.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    It's XCOM combat but looks like a linear campaign. Closer to FF:T maybe.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont know if I want to listen to Green Day at 4am
    Rad_Dude 7 months ago
    This is awful looking and sounding.
    bretticussolemekin 7 months ago
    this has been brought back from the Grave
    Kami 7 months ago
    Why?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'Kneel behind this waist high wall' Tactics sorted.
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    I never thought I’d hear Carlos valderrama mentioned tonight
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Well, it's the last big PS4 game, so let's hope for the best I guess.
    beep 7 months ago
    It's a samurai leaf simulator game...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Water hasnt looked any better than in Half Life 2, prove me wrong
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    And now for more music...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    David Letterman on drums
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Live score! Ripping of E3 Sony eh.
    bretticussolemekin 7 months ago
    the Flute Man is here to enter out dreams and give us nightmares
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Props to the old fella wearing a fucking baseball cap in an orchestra, dgaf
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    It's very this gen still.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    I don’t know how realistic this game claims to be, but I’ve yet to see a giant enemy crab so..
    Kami 7 months ago
    Seems me and Martin are on the same wavelength and I'm sober so I'm a little worried about my state of mind right now.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Even the e3 trailer had ingame footage and that was a lifetime ago
    Kami 7 months ago
    I have been waiting so long for a new Tenchu game...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    "We got so much more" sounds like a threat at this point
    bretticussolemekin 7 months ago
    this could've been a Dynasty style game
    Kami 7 months ago
    So it's a proper Tenchu-alike?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont reckon itll get a PS4 release.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I have been wondering if this will be cross-gen...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I can't stand the word 'journey' when to comes to this industry. Lots of developers suffer from terrible crunch and the people who play the games never leave their couch
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Martin, if we all went to bed would you be obliged to keep typing to no one?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I want this game, but not at gone 3.30am
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I could do this all day long. Feeling fresh as a daisy currently.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Theres SO MUCH MORE
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    Goes to show how my tastes changed that I mehd each and every one of those games.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Ninja doesn't know how to cut bread so I'm bloody surprised he managed to get through that segment.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They are ruining Tetris 99 with this Team shite, its splitting the userbase, hard to fill a normal game at the moment
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Rooting for tetris 99
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    A streamer. Great I can go for a piss without great of missing out
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    @emmakent has been valiantly sticking with you Martin, in silence. #supportyourcolleagues
    Kami 7 months ago
    Ninja was on The Masked Singer this year too. Pretty sure I didn't hallucinate that.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Reminds me of Zeno Clash.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    What is this? Just bring back Double Dragon, you cowards!
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    It looked so promising in 2D
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Is this The Magic The Gathering Game Awards? They're advertising like crazy.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont know, but all the blocks look fat
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Quick question; this ends around 4 am uk time right?
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Seriously, whats with all the quit vaping ads?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Fight it!
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Wizard of the Coast really splurged for the ad time tonight.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Take your fucking headphones off, dickhead
    emmakent 7 months ago
    I am very much ready to sleep now
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    OOO was that a new Tetris 99 theme?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Megan Fox actually has a pretty good voice for commercials
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    It’ll be amusing looking back at these ads in 3 months when we and Google will have forgotten it was ever a thing.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Megan Fox is still alive! does she still have that weird thumb?
    Kami 7 months ago
    As for Valve, I'd settle for them cleaning up the L4D2 mods situation, it's impossible to find ANYTHING in that fucking shitpile mess.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Speaking of Stadia. Where's so the world exclusives? Oh yeah.... Right.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    With stadia you can go virtually anywhre.... so long as you like these 15 games... and you have an incredible connection... and like not owning anything... and love medium settings...
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    "I'm looking for...""Stadia?""Hell no!"Advert ends.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Man, I still remember the trailer for the first AssCreed, with the U.N.K.L.E. track. Over 10 years later and I’m still playing that franchise.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Well.. I shall wish you all goodnight and thanks for the fun :) Cheers Martin and chatters
    Kami 7 months ago
    He didn't ask for it or want it, but he's getting it whether he wants it or not.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'It has no smell' is an interesting selling point.
    beep 7 months ago
    just did a poop...I'm guessing I missed nothing?
    Kami 7 months ago
    Now to shill Stadia
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    FFS game devs. Less fantasy, more sci-fi. Is it that hard?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Look at all these games I won't be playing for the next three years due to my massive backlog!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I spelt Assassins wrong, and I can barely bring myself to give a fuck
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Trying for the emotional impact of an old Asassins Creed trailer. And failing.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Martin ... Noway for real?
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    The Weird West is a tabletop game AFAIK. Chiodini hawked it at one point.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Half life got cancelled yesterday
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    No one would choose to have the arms of a suit jacket a differen t material AND colour than the rest of the fucking jacket.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    First time I've seen someone wear a half of two different jackets at once.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Red Dead 3!
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    I bet Alyx is shown last... God I hope it's worth staying up for
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Is it leather? Is it wool?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Nice to see jesse pinkman getting his act together
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Anyone would think your heart isn't really in this Martin. We all know different of course.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Im calling him inside-out jacket man.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I hate that jacket, it looks inside out
    splayer88 7 months ago
    Sayonara Wild Hearts was robbed.
    Kami 7 months ago
    All I know is my cat and my rabbit are very grumpy that I'm not in bed giving them cuddles.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Best racing game. No brexit shoutout?
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Nintendo with the surprise win in The Best Family Game there.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The chat is thinning out to just the mascochists, as usual
    Kami 7 months ago
    Nintendo wins that category hands down.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    The Nintendo of the Year Award.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Wave that arm!
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Muppet Geese Howard next, thank you
    Kami 7 months ago
    The Goose has been reborn as a Muppet. Nothing makes any sense anymore.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm here now purely because I don't want Martin to be alone.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Does it Martin? Does it really?!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    More Muppet goose please
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Ahhh, the one Martin forgot won... Awkward...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Statler: They call it the medium act. It wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Oh fuck me. This is the best. A Muppet goose.
    Kami 7 months ago
    YAY THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    What better way to introduce an award for emtional impact than with the Muppets
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Honk!
    Kami 7 months ago
    That Goose is amazing. And evil.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Waldorf: Yeah, pretty bad! Oohohoho
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Statler: That was kinda pretty.
    tomwilson1 7 months ago
    Muppets, or the general election... hmmm...
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    This sons!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The lack of sleep has finally caught up with me, I could have sworn I just saw Beaker from the muppets being chased by untitled goose
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    OK this is awesome.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    I wish I went to bed an hour ago #facepalm
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    No, but, what the fuck is going on.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    What the fuck is going on
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    The Muppets. That's a timely pop culture reference
    Kami 7 months ago
    Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee Meeeee mee mee!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I love this because I hate it.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Muppet's! Fuck yeah! All is well.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Kojima of the Year
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Good job current consoles can't even deliver a smooth 30fps Tee-hee!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    We are helping veterans to PTSD by giving them shooting games.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Why are we hereJust to suffer
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    The Hideo Game Awards.
    Kami 7 months ago
    He's probably already trying to invent one backstage.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Yes! Linus! Hock that shit to us.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    It's 4:12 am here
    Kami 7 months ago
    I don't think we're getting out until Keighley has given Kojima an award on stage.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh god, do you think all the Xbox X games will end in X? Gears of War.... X.... Halo .. X
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    First Ori was a gem, and this looks even better.
    NoTheMama 7 months ago
    Switch?
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    So much more show... We're not getting out before 4am are we?
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Ori X
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Martin hasn't updated in a while here
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'Im so tired. When does this end'Also,'We've got so much more to come'
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    I am so ready for Ori
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Anyone remember the Viz 8 bit game? it was shit
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Muppet's?!
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    New Apex update available in a Fortnite!
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    This makes me want to download Apex Legends just so I can do physical damage to the game.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'guffed' makes me miss Viz
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    If I wanted to watch cringy shit I'd watch monday night raw or dutch clubs in the europa league
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    I miss Christmas NiGHTS.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    It Apex, but they made it look shit.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Get Linus back on. I need to know more about qled.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    At least it was different way to announce something.... I suppose.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This is cringy shit I stayed up for
    NoTheMama 7 months ago
    The Oscars of gaming
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Yeah OK this is now actively terrible.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Martin still doing those drugs?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Makes me glad I don't play apex of this is any indication
    beep 7 months ago
    C'mon, technical difficulties!!!
    Kami 7 months ago
    COME BACK HYDROBOT SAVE US ALL!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    How much longer does this go on for? Because I want to die at some point
    NoTheMama 7 months ago
    God save us all
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Is there a best VR game category?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Death Stranding is the La La Land of this awards show.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont know this character
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Dark Alliance was PS2 right? That's a nice bit of retro.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Dungeons and Go Pros?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That was a fucking awful trailer
    Kami 7 months ago
    Wow, those animations are jank as fuck!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    awww, a PS3 trailer, quaint
    Kami 7 months ago
    Death Stranding has won one award so far.
    beep 7 months ago
    Did Elon bring any flamethrowers?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    It's anyone going to say it?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    ACTION?? in and Action RPG??? WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!!
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Did Death Stranding actually win anything yet? I wasnt paying attention.
    Kami 7 months ago
    When the alopecia hit I was bloody mortified, but weird thing is when it grew back... it grew back as a beard. Which is odd.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This guy made zero effort, I respect that
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Release one punch man season 2, you cowards at netflix
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Why miss your hair, now you have a rabbit. Boom, Tish.That joke works better outloud. Say it to yourself.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    DMCV was cool, but ASTRAL CHAIN!!
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Cybertruck confirmed in cyberpunk 2077!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Im suing you.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I don't miss my hair anymore.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    He actually wasn't that bad looking before he adopted this hobo look for TWD
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Give it to astral chain you cowards!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Norman gives all us unfortunate looking men hope
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I hope Elon calls someone a Paedo, just because he can afford to
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Ha! That's Mr Grimes
    Kami 7 months ago
    Also I suddenly have an urge to put on some JSRF music.
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    I feel like I’ve raced through this song in Wip3out or something.
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    This is like watching eurovision at 3am
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Everything after 2007 sounds alien to me
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'd comment but I have a cat and a rabbit who are EXTREMELY grumpy that I'm not in bed and giving them cuddles right now.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    I'm guessing this is Grimes' actual track for 2077?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers didn't have along enough shelf life. It's quite disgusting that The Scatman was around longer, and he only had one song.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    She is so singing live! LOL
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Not going to lie. I actually love her.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Also they got Tina Guo in Cyberpunk, that's cool.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Sorry, Simon Wicks 4
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Another Canadian btw
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    I’m glad the soundtrack to CP2077 seems to be varied, as I wasn’t feeling the Refused track. Run the Jewels!
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Seconding "who the hell are Grimes" btw
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Matrix 4 And Johnny English 4 on the same day too!
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Grimes is a good fit for cyberpunk
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Its good that they really worked on the songs and tried to make them as good as possible. It's reassuring.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    "Best tweet"Feels like scraping the bottom of the barrel by now
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Doom and Half-life Alyx in the same month :( gonna need some time off work in March
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont want to quit vaping, it the only joy I find in life. Inhaling chemical recreations of desserts directly into my lungs.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    'Raze Hell' is a good tagline.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Anyone here who has seen the Watchmen tv series?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Are they like Dexys midnight runners?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    She was banging Elon Musk
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Who the fucking hell are Grimes?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    I do love me some Grimes.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Another Batman film without Batman in it.
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    I wish Harley would kick my head through a window...
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Who the f@#k is Grimes? God I feel old!
    NoTheMama 7 months ago
    Almost glad I have to go to work soon lol
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Remeber when Ninja did that DJ set? I remember
    Kami 7 months ago
    Another break, how much longer left?
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    This is so cringeworthy
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Can wait!
    beep 7 months ago
    Did he mention something about bilge water?
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Same Joe Mad, yeah. He makes games now.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    LOL
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Wait, is this the Joe Mad that drew all the x-men comics in the 90s?
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Riot is trying to make LoL into a cross-media franchise. It's a popular move these days.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I am getting Diablo vibes too.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    How can having one game be a franchise?
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    Monkey Island?
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Well that wasn't creepy as fuck.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    That looks pretty awesome
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh
    Kami 7 months ago
    @Matthew_Hornet - I applaud you sir.
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    Sons of the Forest - good trailer
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    F.E.A.R 4?
    NoTheMama 7 months ago
    Devils Third 2
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    It's nearly fucking 3am
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Oh you can play as a Stormtrooper. A skin that represents my skill and accuracy in Fortnite.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I barely got through the irishman in one sitting last week
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    @Kami clearly because of the Ray Tracing thing.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'Some of my favourite characters (that are out of the new trilogy)
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Fortnite, never in a month of Sundays for me.
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    You're right, I hope it's 4
    Kami 7 months ago
    Ray is his favourite character? Alright, takes all sorts I suppose...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Unrelated note; hope star wars 9 isn't another 3-hour epic
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That man was clapping so unenthusiastically that it actually brought me joy
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    His hair is like when Sonic first went 3D
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    If ever I need a new reason to not play Fortnite, Epic is willing to indulge me. In this case, Star Wars spoilers like 3 days before the movie releases.
    Kami 7 months ago
    The Future of Movies!
    Zerrin 7 months ago
    I think Bravely Default II is an indirect sequel, like Final Fantasy II, while Bravely Second was like Final Fantasy X-2.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW JJ ABRAMS.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Star Wars - Rise of Skywalker - Streaming exlusively in Fortnite
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    I'm proud to say I've never played Fortnite
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I'm not a fashion kinda guy but the suit with sneakers combo always bugs me
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Ooooh Epic Games. How are they going to annoy the gaming community this time?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I prefer Pat Mustard.
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    Please Alan Wake 2, and also Alan Wake 3
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    He doesnt have as much hair as he thinks he does
    frostygrin 7 months ago
    Control IS in the Alan Wake universe.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    We need some cringe, Im pinning my hopes on this receding chap
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Love Remedy, congrats guys!
    beep 7 months ago
    Will there be anyone to roast the participants of these awards???
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Ikumi should present the whole show. I wouldn't understand half of it, but it'd be entertaining.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    MAKE ALAN WAKE 2
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Those awards are cool!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Comedy is always best when you can barely speak the language. Look at Manwell
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    You just know this is how Vince McMahon views all his japanese wrestlers
    WezH 7 months ago
    I have no idea what’s she is saying, but she’s been the best special guest
    up_the_ante 7 months ago
    I love fake wacky
    Kami 7 months ago
    My cat and my recently-acquired bunny are being totes adorbs and trying to distract me.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I rmemeber this mad woman from e3
    Kami 7 months ago
    Oh it's that chipper woman from E3! HAI!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Did my stream skip or was there a four second trailer?
    WezH 7 months ago
    Cute
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Ikumi!!
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    wtf
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    All these game trailers.... Show some game footage please!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    What the fuck happened there?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Nicely edited...
    Kami 7 months ago
    It took a lot of time and money to make that detailed CG of someone realistically being drowned, woo video games!
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Do we really need another drowning so soon after they sacked Pochettino
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    In game graphics video for a card game clearly...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Slay the spire got me into card based shit, hell of a game.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Extremely expensive trailer with top end graphics for a game about cards.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I like how camp this guy is
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I misheard that as 'I am death' for a second
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    With a Samsung TV you can sit 6 inches away from a 72 inch screen apparently.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Linus is also Canadian, just so we're clear. It's a conspiracy.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont listen to anything Linus says unless he's wearing sandals and wasting loads of money.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Bravely Defaux
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Bravely Default second 2 was the game I was hoping for
    spookyxelectric 7 months ago
    Bravely Deuce
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Same. But with Souls
    Kami 7 months ago
    "Second" sort of suggests "2" though, right?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I like Warframe I just cant be arsed to actually play it.
    beep 7 months ago
    Muted whoops abound.
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Bravely Default II? Bravely Second not exist then?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    That looked like a smash stage at the beginning
    Kami 7 months ago
    Oh wow.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Wasnt there already a bravely default 2? or have I gone mental?
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    It's a Bravely Default sequel
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    Bravely Boring
    Kami 7 months ago
    Oh, another Octopath?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Where you could go undeaf as a bonus feature
    WezH 7 months ago
    Why are they giving awards to people that play games? Are they just padding or something?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I want a sequel to that one with the deaf chap
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Neither HB nor Godfall were strictly ingame but both were in-engine, so not worth a Digital Foundry comparison maybe but still good for speculation.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Yes, Nintendo, yes, Square Enix
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Re2 should've won sound design for Mister X alone
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Next year the awards will just be streamed underneath the adverts
    WezH 7 months ago
    I’m surprised Death Stranding didn’t get that.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Banging through the actual awards to get to more trailers, I appreciate this.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Unless we have already seen the PS5...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Seems a bit daft for them to be showing PS5 games without showing us the PS5
    Kami 7 months ago
    FFXIV is rumoured to be coming to the Switch as well, it'll probably eventually end up on anything that can run it. Like DOOM.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Y'know gotta say compared to that Hellblade trailer, Godfall doesn't look all that impressive. Strictly visually speaking I mean.
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    I like that there was someone from Microsoft who said recently that they wanted the name to capture what their intention with the console was.... Errr
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The voice acting was awful
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Playstation five advert for a very average looking game. SCHWEET
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    All these people running around in trailers make me long for a new Prince of Persia game honestly
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Quick advert for some kind of free Control DLC called expeditions, didnt tell you much
    imagonnawin 7 months ago
    As someone with two entertainment units, both work narrow horizontal spaces, I look forward to putting it on the floor.
    WezH 7 months ago
    Oh a Gearbox game. Don’t they owe us a sequel for Bulletstorm?
    terminaljeremy 7 months ago
    I propose a moratorium on timpani in game trailers
    EvilAspirin 7 months ago
    Anyone else thinking the Xbox One X will be part of the X Series family? Like the base version, maybe 1080p 60FPS perhaps. Otherwise it is a bit of a silly name and makes me think it could have the problem the Wii U had explaining it to the general public.
    Kami 7 months ago
    It's a box with an X on it.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Did I miss control?
    Robace1 7 months ago
    Xbox x slim
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    OMG THEY GOT NINJA!!!!!!!!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    You can't put a price on cheap lager
    Robace1 7 months ago
    When I saw xbox series x I thought it was a xbox slim.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Nice, update for control, for free, called expeditions. I jus thought I'd reiterate it so Martin can post it, as per his job description ater pissing cheap lager around the general area of his lavatory
    Kami 7 months ago
    I got back into Dead Cells this week.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I've been playing Steamworld Heist lately. My backlog must be 20+ games now
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Xbox Series X is a very bad name. Though I expect two separate console SKUs with better individual names.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Looking at the PS5 dev kit leak, both will be small form factor PC's at heart
    IamUrple 7 months ago
    Steam is mostly broken right now, can I still get free games staring at a failed buffering icon?
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Martin - I think its called "series" as there will be Lockhart and Anaconda
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Just call it XPC, but with a really shit OS
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    hello again. My posts keep stopping.
    vert1go 7 months ago
    Just call it the Xbox One Three.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    X, more like XL
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Didn't expect to see the next Xbox... GG!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Martin, you werent refreshing on my end for ten minutes, but have you ever been refreshing on my end for ten minutes?
    swedishfish 7 months ago
    So are we gonna call it The Series then? But that implies multiple Xboxen. Argh.
    Robace1 7 months ago
    Xbox series x just sound terrible should of just keep the code name adaconda
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Dont think we will see PS5 then, they'll surely want their own moment in the spotlight
    Kami 7 months ago
    So, abbreviated it's XSX... hmm...
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    It DOES sound like a razor blade
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    That's Melina Juergens auditioning for TGA Best Acting award next year, btw.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Anyone noticed Martin has vanished? No? Oh....
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That box is so big you can sacrifice your physical media on it after you've done gaming.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Dem some nice graphics
    Kami 7 months ago
    Sequel to Senua's Sacrifice!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Hellblade 2
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Looks like a Mini ITX
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    XBox Man keeps using the singular, but 'Series X' implies multiple SKUs?
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Looks like a Mini ITX PC build?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I would love it to be a literal black cube
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    It s afucking Pcccccccccc
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Phil Dropping the bombs
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    OK fair play, I wasn't expecting the new XBox.
    Kami 7 months ago
    That was... certainly a box with an X on it.
    tomstone 7 months ago
    Disco Elysium wins! :D
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The transformation of Xbox into locked down PC is complete.
    WezH 7 months ago
    Was that the Xbox 2
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    FUCKING ELL Next Gen
    JunoBlaster 7 months ago
    Aghhhhh! Series X! Looks sweet
    Kami 7 months ago
    XBox reveal?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    A massive cube!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh shit.
    vert1go 7 months ago
    Bloody brexit innit.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Populous 2!
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Geoff showing admirable restraint by not making a dbz joke
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Geoff is letting his hands do the talking, and his mouth.
    WezH 7 months ago
    Death Stranding, the most divisive game this year shouldn’t get more than 1 or 2 awards. Graphics and story. If it gets goty then you know it’s rigged.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I need to play Disco. Wait, it also won best RPG?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I wasnt expecting her to sound like a shotputter
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    FUCK YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    A Plague Tale is a great game.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I have it on good authority that Bonnie Langford will be handing out the 'best interpretive dance in an action game' award
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    The Green Day song we're gonna hear should be the one where they mashed up All-Star with Wake me up when september ends
    Kami 7 months ago
    Ecco 2019 was that shark game, right? It was weird.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Oo. Jonathan Nolan is actually pretty legit. Plus he namechecks RDR regularly in Westwood interviews.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I still fondly remember Geoff as The Doritos Pope.
    vert1go 7 months ago
    Sod Death Stranding, where's ECCO 2019?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Geoff looks like he's on after Michael J Fox at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    That's a shite suit!
    Kami 7 months ago
    Promises promises Geoff.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Mark Cerney in the audience. PS5 reveal confirmed.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Quick shot of Hidoe. Can't believe he's actually there!
    Kami 7 months ago
    This is gonna be such a strange show.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Looking sharp Geoff.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Geoffs greyed a little, we've all greyed a little.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Start as you mean to go on, as one big fucking Death Stranding advert
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    It's super pretentious and people are unsure if they kinda like it, so it's perfect for a Kojima game
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Montage
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Honestly I'm just here for Disco Elysium appreciation, and also to wreck this joint if they don't win.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    I'm gonna need more alcohol to watch this
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I imagine Geoff standing at a mirror, shedding a single tear. 'Will I ever be good enough for him' *music fades*
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Hello again
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Yeah tbh Chvrches are usually not bad, this is way below par.
    vert1go 7 months ago
    Arms for Best Narrative 2019.
    Kami 7 months ago
    This really is just going to be two hours of Death Stranding jerking off, isn't it?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I came for the frugel horns, and stayed for the trumpeteer with an apple watch
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Chvrchvs singing the Death Stranding theme.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Death Stranding music, right?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Eurovision 2019 DLC
    WezH 7 months ago
    I love how Barret in FF7 Remake sounds exactly how I imagined him lol.
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    @INSOMANiAC I hope it goes to a charity or something
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont know what this is but I hate it
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    Man, Green day has changed drstically since I last saw them.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    @vandal_gab the Hideo Kojima appreciation fund
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Buttoning up my tux is my new getting messed up on coke code.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Buttoning up his tux and unzipping his fly.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Wait, really? Nothing? Man, Reggie would have stood there until they ran the clip!
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    People in the Live chat on YouTube are super chatting like mad.... Who does the money go to?
    Kami 7 months ago
    Oh here comes the next character drop right?
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    COLOURS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME(Kill me)
    Kami 7 months ago
    To be fair, that makes sense. And look, it's Doug Bowser!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Bruce Phylis
    tomstone 7 months ago
    Give Martin some Bayonetta 3, the poor bastard
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The Hideo Kojima award for being Hideo Koima goes to....
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Final fantasy 15 looked really nice as well, and it was shite
    Splosh 7 months ago
    I would love it if the FFVII trailer was Cloud dating Barrett in the gold saucer where they're on that ride looking out the window.
    Kami 7 months ago
    FF7 Remake and Resi3 Remake in the space of a month, goodbye any free time I ever had next year...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    PS5 extra version exclusive, for six months
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Hear hear. TikTok is the absolute worst
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    If you're on TikTok.... You're a cunt.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Okay, but I'd have probably bought that other game too.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The old double bluff
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    hmm
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Edgy
    Kami 7 months ago
    Ghibli-looking stuff
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    All of my "requests" are in already (Banjo, Terry Bogard) so I feel pretty content with this version of Smash so far
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That ladies earrings jangling off her massive wingnuts is kind of hypnotic
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Supposedly there's ten new games to be announced that haven't leaked - if you trust Keighley about that kind of thing.
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    am I high?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    @vandal_gab. We stay up for them all. No.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    "Worth noting that we'll get some next gen news here. One example being a game announced for PS5 launch."
    vandal_gab 7 months ago
    Is this gonna be worth staying up to watch? I only wanna see the Half-life Alyx footage.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Resetera Rumour: PS5 game revealed during games award
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They reveal you canplay a game as yourself and you dozed off???
    Kami 7 months ago
    Though that would be pretty funny; want Metroid Prime? Oh my sweet summer child, here, have some Halo instead for now...
    Kami 7 months ago
    Someone has been saying Halo will land on Switch, so if it's Master Chief we can scratch that to a confirmed.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    This is some next gen shit!
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Wish my surname was Spock.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    Any guesses on which character will be revealed for Smash?
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Great surname.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    ME?!!??! An avatar of me?!?! WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!!!
    Slipstream 7 months ago
    Sayonara Wild Hearts does have a beautiful OST though.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Jeff Spock.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Geoff probably doing a big line right now. Getting ready.
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    Martin if Jump Force wins best fighting game I'm going to throw my computer out the window.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Gamerfiend under the sad delusion that anyone awake at this hour watching the stars of Jumanji 3 tell us about their game give a fuck about anything. Oh my sweet summer child.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I like Jack Black, but not like this.
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    This seems weirdly underwhelming and phoned in even for some pre-show awards categories
    Kami 7 months ago
    Keigley, they're nipple tassels, this isn't difficult, come on mate. Shouldn't take this long to get ready!
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    ....
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    @CMwrite you can say fuck, it's ok, we're going to be saying 'clap that you cunts' a lot later on
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Only 1 in 4 people are affected by cancer.... time to even the odds...
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    fck this show lmao
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Yah! esports!
    Kami 7 months ago
    Ecco got weirdly violent.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Only 5000 childrne die in house fires..... but not in our fucking game!
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    EVO EVO EVO EVO
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Classy trailer 'ONLY five humans are ripped from their families by the destructive power of sharks, time to sort that shit out'
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I have it on very good authority that secretly, Geoff is friends with Hideo Kojima. He doesn't like to talk about it
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    The music of DS is fantastic, no matter what you think of the game.
    Kami 7 months ago
    We're gonna need a Death Stranding Awards Counter tonight.
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Well, guess who got the coke then...
    Kami 7 months ago
    Of course it's Death Stranding.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Called it.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The first of every award Geoffs mate is going to win tonight
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Death Stranding tbh
    JeroenZM 7 months ago
    I've only played one game in 2019 that was actually released this year and it still looks retro as hell (Blaster Master Zero II)
    Kami 7 months ago
    Danger Rooms not Dangerous without Danger Noodles.
    spamdangled 7 months ago
    Without seeing the trailer, I am going to hazard a guess that the Danger Room is going to be a randomised wave-based survival thing. Am I close?
    Kami 7 months ago
    World Premiere for an Update DLC patch, wow, we're starting strong!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Global gaming citizens. I hate my life.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Martin, how come you always get the short straw to hang out on the late streams?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    What happened to that avengers game with the weird characters in it? Geoff Shreeves etc?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Oh shit! World premiere of a game we've seen before!
    WezH 7 months ago
    Destiny 2 lol
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    All of Gaming? There's some mobile gaming awards is there then?
    spamdangled 7 months ago
    Thankfully, I'm playing xenoblade chronicles 2 on my switch at the same time. So slurps of wine while waiting for my next Arts to become available is sort of distracting me from the worst of it. Olus, Gramps is fucking adorable. I want a Gramps plushie.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Imagine wearing a dress, thinking this is a real award show.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Boring! Next.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Stealth Destiny Article.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Fuck off with the awards. Just stream all the reveal trailers so I can finish my Stella and go to bed.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Update, my broadband is still down.
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    Apparently our award for waiting is Green Day. OK great.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    This isn't Geoff.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    You don't have thrifty minutes poppet
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Musical performances!
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Green Day?????
    Kami 7 months ago
    That dress is so creased.
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    omg does that dress have a shoulder pad?
    Kami 7 months ago
    I am ALREADY offended that they're running late.
    spamdangled 7 months ago
    I'm into my second bottle of shiraz and sadly not feeling anything except deep depression atm (flicking in and out of election coverage).The uk is utterly fucked now.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I once snorted two grams of whizz off a spinning Jive Bunny record. I'd like to see kids today do that with their bloody Mp3's
    Kami 7 months ago
    Left-field, Mother 3 HD Remaster Championship EX+@ Turbo Edition.
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Martin, are you secretly hoping for an Arms 2 reveal.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Ah the old 10pm blues.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Metal or plastic straws? That Greta Girl will be judging you...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    My internets gone down right as its about to kick off. So thats good.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Resid8 evillllll
    Splosh 7 months ago
    They're drawing straws on which dev does the coked up presentation.
    Slipstream 7 months ago
    Ayyy Wouldn't it be cool if there were surprise Suikoden and Shadow Hearts announcements...One can dream! I'll settle for FFVII:R and RE3 though. 😁How about JSRF!?...No?...Okay then...
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Did you have a nice night out Martin?
    ferguso'loan 7 months ago
    Sounding off here for everyone desperately shutting out RealLife.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Resi8 Confirmed!
    CMwrite 7 months ago
    I really need this year's Game Awards to be especially cringey / funny to make today better. Pls save me geoff
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Some of us have been listening to this incessant drum banging for an hour. For free.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Keighley is getting into something pretty for Kojima, he just needs five more minutes guys!
    Splosh 7 months ago
    They're preparing the mind blowing reveal that Video Kojima spoke English all along.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    And a Count Arthur Strong first person shooter
    Kami 7 months ago
    BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!
    LewisPackwood 7 months ago
    I have come here for some light relief after the utter awfulness elsewhere. Please do not disappoint me.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm kind of hoping for Death Stranding Dusty Bin DLC
    Splosh 7 months ago
    I just woke up so I'm drinking some Korean NoBrand coffee.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Dare I say, Raspberry may be the superior of the fruit based Pepsi max fizzy beverages
    Kami 7 months ago
    To be honest, I get the feeling whatever your poison the hangover tomorrow will be very real.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Pepsi max Raspberry, I find it a refreshing change to my 23 hour a day Pepsi max cherry addiction
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I want to smell that frog.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'm a heathen.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Dr Pepper Zero.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm liking that martin has rolled up late to his own party and is now trying to shoehorn some kind of game chat into this shitshow so when his boss reads this clusterfuck in the morning he may only get a final written warning, don't worry, we've got your back. I want another Frogger remake, this time in 4D
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I still call them computer games. Video games is a bit too American for me.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Video Games will never let us down NO GO AWAY COLONIAL MARINES YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    A shock guest
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm expecting Geoff to introduce a 'friend', one that non of us know about....
    Kami 7 months ago
    Doug Bowser and Reggie Fils-Aime mud wrestling for dominance and Memelord rights.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Wakey Wakey Martin;p
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Whatever happened to Edith Finch?
    Kami 7 months ago
    But people might have given more of a damn about it.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Imagine they'd called Stadia Laggy McLagface..... it would have quite literally not been all that funny
    Kami 7 months ago
    That's a hell of a slogan. "Putting the Cunt back in this Country!"
    Splosh 7 months ago
    Wasn't there supposed to be a pre show or is this skippy mc lag the height of it?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Putting the Cunt in country
    Kami 7 months ago
    HE'S ALIVE!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Malcolm Tucker - The cunt you need
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'd vote for Malcolm Tucker.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    /pokes Martin
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    'You look like you just sat on a Lego car park'
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Malcolm Tucker for PM
    Kami 7 months ago
    I like the odd cheap shot. It's the best I can do in this wheelchair, low hanging fruit is all I can do.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    In the words of Malcolm Tucker, omnishambles
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That preview of Stadia they did at e3 should have been the end of it, what a fucking calamity
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Ahahahahahahaha TOPICAL!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    And sounds like its being shat out
    Kami 7 months ago
    Good, it's not my end then. I guess they decided to use Stadia servers for this then...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Yes its choppy as fuck
    Kami 7 months ago
    Is the music skipping for anyone else?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Why not both?
    X201 7 months ago
    Either Martin has dozed off, or it hasn’t started
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Possibly 3
    Kami 7 months ago
    He'll be with us in spirit.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The cold hard truth is, even if Martin never shows up, only four of us wopuld ever know.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Jeremy may as well go full anti semetic at this point, go for the English Trump fan vote
    Kami 7 months ago
    ... at what point do we consider calling 999 to get Martin some help?
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    MARTIN! WAKE UP!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    People on YouTube are tipping the fucking static video.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Tomorrow I will be sleeping tonight off and snuggling with my cat and bunny and trying to pretend that the election didn't happen. Which ironically sounds like what a couple of party leaders will be doing.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I think he prefers to pray to the white porclein god after a heady night out in Croyden
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Think I'm going to buy a Quest in the New Year for HL:Alex
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Maybe Martin is Lord Bucketface and that is why he's late. Still at the bloody polling station.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Speaking of which, finger tracking for the Quest for me tomorrow. Totally unrelated.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Praise the Sun for Lord Bucketface!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I call it Jet Grind Radio to show that I have never had a relationship with a real woman.
    Kami 7 months ago
    As ever, every year, every chance I get... my burning desire for Eternal Darkness to make a return has to be made known.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    hmm..Some dude stood for election with a bucket on his face. Hats off to Lord Bucketface.
    Toaster05 7 months ago
    Hello you lucky people!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Jet set radio future was very underrated
    Kami 7 months ago
    That's good to hear, sounds like a great 10/10 game already!
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    No eyes, no nose, no mouth,no face
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    No, thats a real thing. My uncle works at SEGA
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Last time Martin was doing one of these I'm sure he was in his shed. Wonder if tonight is the same.
    Kami 7 months ago
    He hallucinated a reveal for Jet Set Radio 2 as well as I recall... with Penelope Keith in it...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    If you recall during e3 he was hallucinating quite vividly, foxes or some shit
    Kami 7 months ago
    I think the pre-show is in 24-ish minutes and the booze has warped Martin's sense of time.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I should have taken tomorrow off. Can't be arsed going into the office tomorrow.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    These are the only instances I have with my insomnia to speak to people at this hour midweek. Still, only three more sleeps until Christmas, so that's something.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I think Martin is the preshow, but hes late.
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Tomorrow when I'm knackered at least I can blame watching the election;p
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Wheres this preshow bollocks?
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Martin always gets the late shift with the conferences.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I do respect that. And admire it.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Martin is getting paid to literally sit and watch a video and talk shit and he still manages to turn up late, and presumably semi-pissed. You kind of have to respect that.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Almost want someone there to just scream "HURRY UP AND KISS GODDAMNIT!"
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Geoff wants to spoon Hideo
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm bnetting my right bollock Hideo is going to pretend he doesn't speak English again so he doesn't have to flirt with Geoff. It's getting embarrassing now
    Kami 7 months ago
    Indeed, I mean, who wants to see new game reveals... or whatever is going to happen between Keighley and Kojima...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    They sohuld sell it to whoever sets up these Eurogamer pages for these live events, because being able to see the video AND the chat at the same time is vastly overrated anyway
    Kami 7 months ago
    Also, is it true Konami is selling off a Silent Hill domain for $10k?
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I find it hard to believe that YouTube live chat doesnt have some sort of spam filter
    Kami 7 months ago
    Reggie will be there as will Doug Bowser. I expect mud wrestling for dominance between the two of them.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    @gabloammar Geoff will definitely give Hideo Kojima oral relief live on camera, Death Strading will win more awards than it deserves because Hideo Kojima, and they'll be about five of us on here talking utter shit, but only ne getting paid
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'd say that's terrible but there's a horrible part of me who's about to turn on the news to see if that happens...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Watching Jeremy Corbyn committing harikari on live TV?
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    I hope Martin enjoyed his night out;p
    gabloammar 7 months ago
    What’re we supposed to be expecting tonight?
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'll say it depends on the platform. Last gen console version was garbage. It plays better on newer consoles, but that just exposes how milquetoast it is.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    That new fan made resi clone looks really good
    dogmanstar_ 7 months ago
    Hello. Got the Beeb on, but coming here at 1:00.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    You're entitled to your opinion, which is a shame really, because its a bad one
    Kami 7 months ago
    I never thought 6 was shit. Just really, really mediocre.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    The Mercenaries mode was the best of the series though
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    What amazes me is that people are now starting to form the opinion that 6 'isn't that bad and is actually pretty good' its fucking shit
    Kami 7 months ago
    Here's the real $million franchise question though; if the next game is a CVX remake... doesn't that... well... suggest the series is being rebooted? Been a good while since we heard anything about Resi8...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG5GWNKLBYThe remake we all needed
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I bought an Alexa to play me rain sounds to drown out the noise of a fan on my PC. Sound investment.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Only takes one complaint though, and it wouldn't be from me. Alfred made for some pretty good foil. "Oh Claire Redfield, how dare you destroy the Ashford family name. I shall now take my sniper rifle, aim, AND MISS! Mahaha. Mahahahahahaha!"
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I dont see a problem with Mr Ashford being accepted, he's just a camp mental case. They're all over YouTube
    Kami 7 months ago
    With exceptions of course, no bad eVolve get back in that shallow grave!
    Kami 7 months ago
    That's always the problem with the Asymmetric Multiplayer games. Being the all-powerful villain is usually the fun part.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I don't see where the fun lies in the MP when you're not being the baddies, turning a corner and walking into a landmine thing every two minutes, nah
    Kami 7 months ago
    I do want a Code: Veronica remake but here's my problem; I really liked Alfred Ashford as a villain in that game. And... I dunno... I don't see that flying in a slightly more P.C. market space...
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    At least it will have Mr Sandwich in that piss poor looking multiplayer part
    Kami 7 months ago
    I'm odd. I preferred 3 to 2. I have no logical explanation as to why. Maybe I just liked Brad Vickers getting to eat tentacle after leaving me goddamn stranded in the first game you monster YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED oh wait repressed annoyance sorry.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Give me a Code Veronica Remake
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    I'm a big Resident Evil fan but 3 is 50% shit.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Why leave it a few months, give people a reason to return to 2 and build up a bit of hype for 3?
    Kami 7 months ago
    Having said that, I'm kinda sorta shocked something like that wasn't there in the original release. It's not like Capcom didn't know RE3 was happening or anything...
    Kami 7 months ago
    Resi2 is getting a patch that adds another achievement, something about a Jill video or diary or something. So they're already looking to do the tie-in thing.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Do not underestimate the power of Slay The Spire, hell of an indie game
    icematt12 7 months ago
    I hope Resi 2 gets something out of this. I think the more recent titles have an advantage but it nailed the tone. But surely they must have Kojima there, and sat near the front, for the several expected trips to the stage.That damned goose must pinch something else tonight. I can't think of any indie game that had a similar fan response this year.
    INSOMANiAC 7 months ago
    Whatever happened to Dusty Bin?
    Orr_Man 7 months ago
    "It's the perfect night to stay up into the early hours to see the announcements trickle in while a sense of dread slowly encroaches"I see what you did there ;)
    WezH 7 months ago
    Should call this years game awards The Death Stranding awards presented by Geoff Kojima.
    PeaceIsEveryStep 7 months ago
    oh heck yeah!
    Nathan-DTS 7 months ago
    And the Nazis take the UK.
    Kami 7 months ago
    I think wallowing is what most of us will be doing in the next few weeks soooo... why not start early?
    spamdangled 7 months ago
    Hmmm. Do I watch the game awards, or do I wallow in the misery as this country votes for another 5 years of Tory government?I suppose I could mix the two for an interesting social event.
    Kami 7 months ago
    Surely they'll come to be known as The Kojima's?
    Jonathan_Fakenham 7 months ago
    What are these Game Awards you're talking about? Oh, you must mean the Keighley's.
    Bearskopff 7 months ago
    Looking forward to the show in a few hours but a little disheartened that the sales promotions are limited to the U.S. only - was hoping to nab a few cheap games ahead of the Christmas break.
    neilka 7 months ago
    X201 7 months ago
    The results for Keighley North: Koj gain
    Nathan-DTS 7 months ago
    Will be skipping this in order to know how many people in the country lack humanity. Still four hours to vote, people.
    blarts 7 months ago
    The Kojima Circlejerk Awards in association with Kleenex
    SBandy 7 months ago
    Happy Days, the first ever Kojima Awards!
    Kami 7 months ago
    The annual question: Why am I doing this again?!
    Oridan 7 months ago
    How long is this show?
    Matthew_Hornet 7 months ago
    The Game Awards for the most part are far more cringe than I'm capable of handling, so I'm happy you'll be taking the brunt of it for our sake Martin!
    teknoblade3442 7 months ago
    I’d rather pull this all- nighter than the other one if what is going to happen will happen
    MrTomFTW 7 months ago
    1:30am? I pity the poor fool who is staying up to cover this. Oh hi Martin.
    easter 7 months ago
    Keighley going to announce he's preggers with Kojima's child.
    UKPlay 7 months ago
    Unbelievable Geoff!