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News by Tom Bramwell

28 April, 2008

Videogame film maker Uwe Boll has responded to Michael Bay's claim that he's a "sad being" who is "screaming because he is not being heard" by challenging him to a boxing match.

In a message to Bay posted on YouTube, Boll says that he found Bay's comments "very insulting because I care about him" before inviting him to put his fists where his Internet forum posts are by fighting him over 12 rounds "in September or October, pay-per-view, Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas".

Boll also said that "with the money [Bay] has for his movies, he sucks big-time".

You can judge for yourself who is the better film-maker by checking out their respective CVs. Boll takes a lot of crap for his work on House of the Dead, BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark, but then Bay is responsible for Bad Boys II and Pearl Harbor.

Please note: we're not saying Michael Bay is responsible for what happened at Pearl Harbor. That would be silly.

Bay is currently working on a sequel to Transformers (oh good) and Boll is promoting a film version of Postal, which is due to launch in the States next month.

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FaceOmeter
28/04/08 @ 08:03
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and saying so to some means nothing; others it leaves nothing to be said
gooners2006
28/04/08 @ 08:05
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and again Boll results to a boxing match because he is classed as a shit director by Micheal Bay and most of the world thinks the same
WrongShui
28/04/08 @ 08:08
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Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I missed you.
Bloodkult
28/04/08 @ 08:08
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"with the money [Bay] has for his movies, he sucks big-time"

He may be a twat, but he's kinda got a point.
lucasmax
28/04/08 @ 08:11
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They're both shit.

/puts gloves on
cubbymoore
28/04/08 @ 08:11
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Hmm, what a good way to get free publicity!
kestral
28/04/08 @ 08:11
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since when does more money equals a better movie?
Seems like Boll just is looking for more money for his movies.
Ghost_Dog
28/04/08 @ 08:13
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These guys are both an insult to cinema.

Lets hope they knock each other out and never make a film again.
bad09
28/04/08 @ 08:15
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@ He may be a twat, but he's kinda got a point.

say what you will you can't deny Bays films at least have character. I think Bay does get a bad wrap sure there is Pearl Harbour and BB2, but Transformers, The Rock, Armageddon, The Island and BB1 were all good cheesy blockbuster movies.

He is very I love USA but most of Hollywood is anyway.
Lemming81
28/04/08 @ 08:18
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Uwe Boll - a sad being who is screaming because he's not being heard, retaliates by screaming even louder , calling for a boxing match and proving Bay right.
Dizzy
28/04/08 @ 08:20
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I think I would be more happy if it was a match to the death. At least one shit director would die and with some luck the other one would be fatally wounded.
Wyrm
28/04/08 @ 08:28
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Bay has done a lot of trash, but he also did Transformers, which was pretty good as far as I'm concerned.

Boll is pathetic, but his teenage ranting entertains me.
trav
28/04/08 @ 08:35
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Yeah, because no one remembers what happened last time he offered boxing matches to his critics.
Prodigy_BE
28/04/08 @ 08:37
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I hate Boll's movies as much as the next guy, but I kinda like the attitude.

When in argument, let 12 round of boxing sort it out.

How cool would it be if all differences were solved that way.

Clinton vs Obama.
Myamoto vs Phill Harrisson (well, not anymore now)
Saoudi Arabian men vs Saoudi Arabian women
Clinton (Bill, this time) vs Lewinski
Bush vs Bin Laden
Some blu-ray official vs some HD-DVD official
Greenberg vs Mayor Neslon (or some other 360 rep)

Even at the local front, I could come up with some great fights. Beware neighbors!
Fairlane
28/04/08 @ 08:37
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But i Like Bad Boys 2 ..
viper_h
28/04/08 @ 08:38
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I quite enjoyed Transformers... :(
asphaltcowboy
28/04/08 @ 08:44
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Transformers was a travesty of modern cinema!
bloodflowers
28/04/08 @ 08:45
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Boll is a hilarious source of news.

I'm actually going to see Postal too, allegedly is retarded enough that it's actually funny.
bad09
28/04/08 @ 08:48
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asphaltcowboy, in what way? I mean sure it's not gonna win any oscars for script but to me it seemed like a great movie with awesome FX (HD DVD favourite) which did the cartoon justice - which is 100% more cheesy than the movie if you watch it now!
Negotiator
28/04/08 @ 08:48
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I'll challenge both of them to make a good movie.
bioreit
28/04/08 @ 08:51
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I think they're both crap.

I challenge both of them to a fight, two on one.

/gutted he missed out on Boll last time, due to that pesky weight limit. Coward.
edje
28/04/08 @ 08:56
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If you can't take the criticism, get out of the creative industy.
penhalion
28/04/08 @ 09:02
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Hang on! Can you categorically say that Bay had NOTHING to do with what happened at Pearl Harbor?
gruntboy
28/04/08 @ 09:02
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I challenge both of them to quit making movies and shut up. Not holding out hope that either will rise to the challenge though...
DanForinton
28/04/08 @ 09:06
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I suggest a Celebrity Deathmatch with a slight twist:
Two men enter, no-one gets out alive!

As an additional thought - if Boll is that convinced of his boxing prowess, maybe he should put his money where his mouth is and take up boxing professionally?
Prodigy_BE
28/04/08 @ 09:07
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Ooh... Moby vs Eminem

The EA Managing Director vs the Take 2 Managing Director
AcidSnake
28/04/08 @ 09:14
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Whatever you might think about Transformers (I kinda liked it) you should try to sit through the directors commentary...You'll want to strangle Bay with all your strength after that...Way too far up his own ass...
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28/04/08 @ 09:15
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Pot. Kettle. Black.
chicknstu
28/04/08 @ 09:18
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Michael Bay Called Uwe Boll a sad being?

Well, at least Bolls films only misrepresent video games, whereas Pearl Harbour rewrites actual history with innacurate, hatemongering, borderline racist jingoism.
Xerx3s
28/04/08 @ 09:18
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I fail to see what defeating anyone in a boxing contest has anything to do with the discussion topic (Boll sucks at making films). It proves that he can box. His films prove that he can't make decent films.
lordYaffle
28/04/08 @ 09:20
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Bay was Responsible that Pearl habour bombed.
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TheBoyChris
28/04/08 @ 09:28
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Wooooooooo-sah
anomagnus
28/04/08 @ 09:30
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bay makes some good movies, i liked transformers, i have high hopes for the second, i actually loved bad boys 2, if he sticks to what hes good at, its all good.

On the other hand, pearl harbour was....

Moving on, i'd take bay ANY day over Boll, who completely ruins the perception of games in the movie world.

Boll is a total cunt, who buys a licence, then makes the biggest, shittiest movie he can, just to write it of for tax reasons

Hate boll, hate him with all your powers!
space ace
28/04/08 @ 09:35
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ub keeps competition at bay
superjag86
28/04/08 @ 09:43
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Boll is such a c*ckmunch - but it would be fun to go on a drink with him! Deluded ramblings are always fun...
Artemus
28/04/08 @ 09:54
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Funny vid. Boll is either completely retarded or a comedy genius. I think the former.
lambtron
28/04/08 @ 11:20
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"It proves that he can box"

Yeah, with the cavet that he is allowed to hand pick opponents that he knows he can beat.
septimus
28/04/08 @ 11:23
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Bay may suck, but least his films are mostly fun (not inc. Pearl Harbour). Boll's are so shit they can cause eye trauma.
Muddtallica
28/04/08 @ 11:37
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Well, I doubt that either of these two directors is going to see their work consecrated in the Sistine Chapel any time soon, but as much as people knock Michael Bay, he does at least sometimes make films that some people might like, which is something that Uwe Boll could not reasonably claim.

I also warmed to Bay a lot since seeing this advert he did, where he demonstrates a basic level of self-awareness/self-deprecation. Boll, not so much.
Metalfish
28/04/08 @ 11:53
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^Awesome.
pbz
28/04/08 @ 12:06
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I'd love to put Boll in an arm bar - id tear it out the socket!

...wonder if he would acept an MMA challenge?
dirtysteve
28/04/08 @ 14:11
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Someone, anyone, just kick the snot out of Boll, maybe he'll give up these retarded challenges then.
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Corben Dallas
28/04/08 @ 17:07
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Somebody needs to beat the lard out of Uveh Boll.

* que Rocky Theme*....climbing higher...
:)
armyourfists
30/04/08 @ 11:58
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Bad Boys II was amazing! It had Henry fucking Rollins in it feerchrissakes!

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