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Miami Vice

tengu

12 years ago

I remember 24 was billed as a shit game and I really enjoyed that, so I'll reserve judgement here.
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Dead composer to star in RPG

tengu

12 years ago

Graphics look very PS2, but I kind of like the insane plot. Considering it's a JRPG I'm already sold on it to an extent, but will we get it over here (*cough*fuckNamco*cough*)? :)
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GTA exclusivity won't help X360 beat PS3, says Sony exec

tengu

12 years ago

"This is all getting so verry boring now,I just want the ps3 and Wii to hurry and launch then we wont have to be bored by crapola news like this."

One of the only things I've read here that I can really get behind.

GTA exclusive or not, PS3 has priced itself out of a "victory". It'll perhaps survive, yeah, but not a chance is it going to be number one.
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Four new Tales RPGs

tengu

12 years ago

I'll happily take all of these(Thank Christ for importing). Tales of Eternia was the best PSP game I've played yet, so some more of that is certainly welcome.
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Xbox 360 ate all the pies

tengu

12 years ago

I never leave consoles on standby. I always unplug or switch them off. I question the wisdom in Sony removing the power button on the slimline myself, as I'd much rather have that than a standby button. That little red light annoys me for some reason.
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Soul Calibur IV confirmed

tengu

12 years ago

"Sony could have kept their mouths shut and it would have still dreamcasted the dreamcast."

Sega were already in the shit when the Dreamcast came out though. Sony were only a part of the console's failure, EA and Sega were more responsible for it happening though, weren't they?

Eh, agree on the Dreamcast version of SC being the best yet(And best 3D fighter ever imo), and while it would be nice if SCIV could be a good game, let alone better than the first, Namco do seem to have lost it a bit in recent years. Wait and see time.
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Kojima talks next-gen consoles

tengu

12 years ago

"PS2 has Metal Gear Solid, ICO, Resident Evil 4 [wide-screen] plus a whole hoast of other games that simply cannot be played on the Xbox."

Well, unless you count the Xbox version of MGS2 at any rate :) and the rest can't be played on Xbox because er... they weren't released on it.
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tengu

12 years ago

Well, it's kind of a given that the PS2 isn't as powerful as the Xbox, what with the PS2 being the far older machine.
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tengu

12 years ago

"Many people including my self think MGS sucks,"

Yeah, these people are called 'Xbox fanboys'.

Heh, just noticed Koj used 360 and 'variety' in the same sentence. Good one :)
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GTA IV to use RAGE engine?

tengu

12 years ago

"It's incredible that a table tennis game has hit No.3 in the XB360 charts..."

Not really, it's a lot cheaper than all the other 360 games out. Doesn't hurt it's been getting good reviews too.
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Psychonauts to get BC update

tengu

12 years ago

Ah, but will it run 'properly' on BC when it is updated is the question now.
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Prey

tengu

12 years ago

Hah! Love the devil children.
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Lumines to appear on PS3?

tengu

12 years ago

Re: disc's figures breakdown.

Don't forget to factor in HDDs here as well. 60gb on PS3, 20gb on 360. I know bigger 360 drives are on the way, but given that the 20gb drive costs 70 quid, how much are they likely to be?
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tengu

12 years ago

"Can't say I really see the point of your statement there."

It's called 'trolling'.
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Sony dismisses rumours of PlayStation 3 downgrade

tengu

12 years ago

There were a fair few dodgy PSPs with wonky square buttons in the initial Japanese shipment of the console apparently. Leading to Ken Kuturagi's infamous "Deliberate design quirk" bit. Haha KK, isn't he mad? No, he's just annoying. /Clicks ignore on KK
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tengu

12 years ago

"And they still couldnīt fit the PSPīs square button properly..."

Square button works great on my PSP.
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tengu

12 years ago

Don't forget Dreamcast either :)

Still play that bad boy myself every now and then, and there's no rumble there. Does that make it any less awesome? Hells no! :)
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tengu

12 years ago

lol at mentions of racism in debunking of Kotaku article.

"The japanesse will like whatever sony tells them to like."

Heh heh, same way you'll like whatever Microsoft tells you to like, yeah? :)
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TR remake not cancelled!

tengu

12 years ago

Tomb Raider one had far better controls than Legend imo.
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tengu

12 years ago

"Damn. First movie publishers drop their support for the psp, games getting cancelled"

What games were cancelled?
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Xbox 360 BC: The Best Ones

tengu

12 years ago

Those are the best ones? If that was true Knights of the Old Republic and Fable would have placed in the 'main' article rather than as 'also rans' at the bottom :(
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Xbox 360 BC: 10 Most Wanted

tengu

12 years ago

A Dreamcast port that's still streets ahead of most games that have been released over the last 5 years.
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tengu

12 years ago

Damn right we want Shenmue 2.
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Next-gen war is all about Europe

tengu

12 years ago

"All about Europe, eh? They gave up on Japan pretty quick, I haven't seen a retreat like that since Hiro... sorry, interference on my ear-piece.."

Kotaku reader, eh? ;)

Article seems to read like the usual 'MS sez PS3 sux!' guff. That time of the week already?
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New extreme racing game

tengu

12 years ago

Hey hey, extremely awful!
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Sensible Soccer 2006

tengu

12 years ago

Ha, I asked someone who'd played this what it was like earlier this evening. The response? "It's fucking crap." :D

I'd usually be supportive of EG review scores(Despite one or two "disagreements" in the past) when I think they're fair enough, but this case seems like a bit of a screw up really, doesn't it? Glad I normally hate footie games, else I may have ended up buying this.
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Tekken 5

tengu

12 years ago

Can't say as I really agree with some of your points in the review Kami. Yes, Tekken 5 is definitely a 'step back' for the series, but considering how much of a fuck up the supposed 'step forward' of Tekken 4 was, this isn't entirely a bad thing.

The stages are a bit lifeless, but that's always been a stable of Tekken, but at least now they have a bit of detail and colour to them. The characters are mostly okay, with old faves like Heihachi, Paul, Law and King still feeling familiar and comfortable to use, and noobs like Asuka and Raven being decent enough additions to the roster, if fairly unspectacular, the fights are enjoyable enough, if still not quite as 'up there' as Tekken 3.

Biggest thing though is Jinpachi. Sure he has a LOT of cheap ass moves that can piss you off, but I honestly never had any real trouble with him. He was annoying with a couple of the shittier characters, but when I was using guys like Law, Kazuya and Ganryu, I worked over him first try in seconds. He is fairly cheaply put together, yes, but there are final bosses who I'd class as cheaper(eg. DOA4's final boss). I may have just got lucky with him though, who knows.

What I don't get is your dismissal of the story mode though. It was a great laugh. Almost no seriousness to it at all and some really great endings in there(Especially Panda, Kuma, Heihachi and Xiaoyu's imo), it was pretty nice I think. Oh, and Devil Within... bit crappy, yeah, but an amusing diversion for an hour or two if nothing else.

I'd personally score the game 7/10 myself, as the multiplayer isn't really very engaging or satisfying, especially considering in Tekken 2 I can remember having hours long blasts on team battle with a few mates, and on Tekken 5 we could barely muster a half hour on it.

The game is a step in the right direction after Tekken 4, but it's a pretty minor step at that. You're right about it not touching the brilliance of Soul Calibur though.
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First GTA IV cast details

tengu

12 years ago

Since when did IMDB become a reliable source of info?
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SoulCalibur III

tengu

12 years ago

I thought Jinpachi was a walkover myself. He was annoying with a couple of the shitter characters, but nothing too bad.

Oh, I did buy SCIII in the end as it happens, and I seemed to enjoy it a lot more than Kami did :)

Still, once again it was nowhere close to the perfection of the first Soul Calibur :(
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More Xbox games for 360

tengu

12 years ago

Fatal Frame and Lego Star Wars are the only ones worth bothering with there. Doom 3 at a push I guess. Hurry up with Shenmue 2 already thanks.
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Tomb Raider: Legend

tengu

12 years ago

"So, what really matters is software sales, that's were the big three earn the money, and where the PSP is soundly defeated."

Perhaps no PSP games in the American charts for May because it had no major releases, and just about every other console did. Only two DS games in the US top 30 for May, and both very big name titles. One of those is(Probably) the biggest DS title yet released, the other(Brain Training) is a massively hyped 'budget' title. Nothing odd there. As said, the phenomenal success of the DS doesn't mean the PSP is a failure by any means.
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tengu

12 years ago

The PSP's great as far as I'm concerned. I've never had any major control issues(Apart from the lack of stick usage in Darkstalkers), the battery lasts plenty long enough for me on one charge, I've played plenty of good games on it, so clearly it's doing something right. I'm perfectly happy with it.

Been waiting for the PSP version of Tomb Raider Legend before getting the game, and it sounds decent, so I guess it's a buy. Good-oh.
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Moore on backwards compat

tengu

12 years ago

"Sony's method is the lazy way."

So long as it works well, why should we care if it's 'lazy' or not though?
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tengu

12 years ago

Hey, I just got it! ;)
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tengu

12 years ago

Another 180 on BC? They sure named that console well alright :)
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Sony's crazy new patent

tengu

12 years ago

Wtf?
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X-Men: The Official Game

tengu

12 years ago

Movie tie-in shit game shocker.

Where's the score?
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Ninety-Nine Nights dated

tengu

12 years ago

I thought it was that the 360 wasn't region locked, but most of the games were, no? Either way, I'd like it if N3 was region free when it hits the US so I can just get it from there.
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FF to look like Advent Children?

tengu

12 years ago

"If I were Squenix I'd be concentrating more on actually putting a story that didn't look like it was written by an angst-ridden 15 year old emo twerp before anything else; even fixing the terminally boring combat dynamic."

The FF games have nearly always been a cut above other JRPGs(Especially in terms of combat systems), so I don't know where you're getting that bollocks from. Where they lead other JRPGs usually follow. The stories are no better or worse than those you'll find in any other genre of game either, so I don't get why FF is singled out for the way it's written.

"I'll hold out a little hope for Squenix though, considering how good their former employee's efforts with Lost Odyssey are looking right now. I do so hope we can see a rejuvenation of the Oriental RPG genre."

This'll be the same Lost Odyessy that looks and sounds exactly like those 'terminally boring angst ridden twerp' athons you were just slating? What's different here? Because I'm not seeing anything apart from which console it's on.
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Uwe Boll launches lawsuit

tengu

12 years ago

"@tengu, so you're a self professed masacist then? With eye cancer? If so, double ouch!"

No, I'm a tit shot connoiseur.
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tengu

12 years ago

I've seen all your films Uwe, and they're about as much fun as eye cancer. Good going on shoehorning in all those nice tit shots though. Especially in Bloodrayne.
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PS3 faces tough competition

tengu

12 years ago

"If a year from now I own a PS3 and am still thinking about backwards compatibility, then I'm going to be concerned about the obvious lack of PS3 titles taking up my time."

Or perhaps there's just some decent PS2 games still coming out you'll be wanting to play? BC isn't really an issue with the Xbox 1 obviously because it's pretty much a dead format.

BC on the PS3 will be a big thing for as long as there are new games coming out for the PS2 that people want to play.
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Play music and movies on DS

tengu

12 years ago

"It's BS, it's just a pair of standard duration batteries. 2x 5 hours average from intensive use in each. Bah."

Oh, that is just a cheap move :D

Great post BTW geek-chic, you win the thread :)
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tengu

12 years ago

"And finally, if you're fed up with the PSP's battery life, you may be interested in the Essential Power Duo Pack, which comes with two spare batteries - each offers up to ten hours of power per charge. It's out now, and it's yours for Ģ29.99."

Wait, TEN hour PSP batteries? Is that right? Fuckin' hell, I'll have a bit of that.
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Jetpac coming to Live Arcade?

tengu

12 years ago

"It won't be the same if you don't have to wait for it to load."

Get someone to squeal into your ear as you switch on the console and you'll be alright ;)

Jesus, I can actually remember playing this back when I was knee high to a grasshopper. A few more old numbers like this(Bubble Bobble!) on XBLA and I'll maybe have a rethink about my 'no thank you' stance on online.
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Pac-Man World 3

tengu

12 years ago

/Vader

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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