Spanky

Watch Endless Space 2's impressive, cinematic combat

Spanky

2 years ago

@Sorbicol yeah but I thought we'd moved past that by now? It ain't 2007 and anyway it's highly inefficient of a space travelling female to have such gigantic water bags like that. Every pound of weight is extremely expensive in space travel, a real space leader would have them removed and kept in the fridge for their return. It's just bad design :D
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Spanky

2 years ago

Leader of the Lumeris has some extremely oversized space tits!
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Watch: We talk to Cliff Bleszinski about LawBreakers

Spanky

2 years ago

Oh Cliffy B, you so dreamy!
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The Park review

Spanky

3 years ago

Yet another game referencing Lovecraft for no particular reason, yes he might've written horror but it wasn't ghosts and ghoulies horror. Total pump!
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10 million posts and counting in the Eurogamer forum!

Spanky

4 years ago

Otto and Furbs? I'll say Vermin thrice at the mirror see if the pattern continues!
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Still no sign of The Last Guardian

Spanky

5 years ago

It better come out on the PS3, it was one of the justifications I gave myself for buying and now hanging onto the PS3.
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Starbreeze: Syndicate was "a lost battle from the get-go"

Spanky

6 years ago

Possible price point and timing issue, deus ex was just out and was hitting sweet spot pricing whereas Syndicate hasn't dropped much in price since release.
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Why the Call of Duty brand can't compete with Star Wars

Spanky

7 years ago

They guys right but nobody cares. Oranges are not the same as Apples.
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Saints Row: The Third Review

Spanky

7 years ago

7 is good/great you fuckin idiots!

A 4 is shit. IT'S A 7!
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Nintendo: Wii wasn't intended as a casual console

Spanky

7 years ago

Bollocks.
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BioWare: Mass Effect 1, 2 "just a preamble" to Mass Effect 3

Spanky

7 years ago

You'll have to buy the Space Hamster DLC to find out marmaduke.
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Gotham City's "sensual" voice option

Spanky

7 years ago

That actually looks quite fun... except the maps look unbelievably tiny?
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Pinball FX dev stands up for Microsoft

Spanky

7 years ago

Zen... i wouldn't mind an arselick too while you're at it?
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BioWare wants Liara statue feedback

Spanky

7 years ago

Fix the face and have her holding a massive strap-on in her hands and you're onto a winner. Also bigger tits, and make her head tentacles longer so they can be inserted into female shepards now ginger pubey holes. Then she can combine with Longhaul, Scavenger, Hook and Scrapper to form DEVASTATOR!
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Microsoft's vision of future living rooms

Spanky

7 years ago

Zig Serafin? Yeah... my name is Spaceman Angelforeskin. Bic Multiliner. Pentel Satanica. Ohto Ohno.
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The Batman: Arkham City pre-order skins

Spanky

7 years ago

What's the shit one on the far right? :D
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Mass Effect 3: vote on default Femshep

Spanky

7 years ago

6 and 3, the rest don't look capable. Still not different enough, what if i wanted to be Margaret Rutherford of the spaceways? Why do i have to be some modelesq fuck slut?
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Bodycount gameplay footage shoots in

Spanky

7 years ago

"Anyone else getting tired of shooting stuff?"

Eh no, what i'm getting tired of is games that are too busy trying to tell a guff story and not giving me enough things to gib, see Gears of War and Bulletstorm where you can walk through half the level with your finger to your ear listening to some infodump. This looks like a possible cure.
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Farm Machines Championships

Spanky

7 years ago

I hope it's got one of those giant chicken harvesters. They're awesome.
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Tasty looking Soulcalibur V screens, art

Spanky

7 years ago

Has that motherfucker got a cat skin on his shoulder? You fucking cunts Namco, i'm going to skin your ugly children and wear them as socks.

Bastards.
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Xbox 360 gets Modern Warfare 3 Exclusivity

Spanky

7 years ago

Uh-oh spaghetti-o
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Halo 4 confirmed by Microsoft

Spanky

7 years ago

I hope they keep the 'storytelling' to a minimum and give me the repetitive alien genocide that i crave.
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Shadows of the Damned gameplay

Spanky

7 years ago

Who is this fucking johnson cunt? We say COCK here and if you're from the 80's... DONG!Still... looks shit.
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Mass Effect 3 has same-sex romances

Spanky

7 years ago

Strange how they're trying to make it more adult but comes off as juvenile as it limits it to the most crippled soft core pish. "We think you're mature enough to do this but not enough to see krogan vs human 1 on 1" Might as well get the jetpack dinosaurs, mecha hitlers and fart jokes out. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Can't sheppard just have a wank? Whilst the rest of the crew get it on in a big lube orgy.
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Out This Week - 13/05/11

Spanky

7 years ago

No you are probably not alone, but you're the fudd who has to shout about it.
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Controversial Pandora's Tower art

Spanky

7 years ago

Isn't that the standard transsexual nonce hair template? Don't see the fuss, all the generic game artwork looks like that.
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Latest Gears of War footage

Spanky

7 years ago

They could be talking about any shooter in the last few years. Hyperbole alert.You Asshole Clifford Bombaclart
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The Secret World footage teased

Spanky

7 years ago

That really wasn't worth it.
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The Pit : Dog eat Dog

Spanky

7 years ago

Well at least it gives the amputees something do do with their days.
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Captain America: Super Soldier trailer

Spanky

7 years ago

"I think perhaps Buztafen was being sarcastic Spanky? "Oh i know he was, just wasn't sure if he knew there was a Wii version and that it looks mental shit ;)
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Spanky

7 years ago

Buzta have a look at the screenshots, the wii version sticks out like a sore thumb, looks like a lego* game.*for retards
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CEX will buy your Nintendo 3DS for 215

Spanky

7 years ago

Yeah no cash meaning you have to buy something from them at vastly inflated prices, probably above the rrp of the product. It's the cex business model, the FAILoop.
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Serena Williams promotes Top Spin 4

Spanky

7 years ago

It's good to see transgender people getting out there.
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Ace Combat Assault Horizon trailer

Spanky

7 years ago

Another russian evil overlord called markov/marakov? Can't they come up with something original like Sergei Bazookabumsko or Vasya Pupkin? Shiiiiiite.
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Bizarre Creations' farewell

Spanky

7 years ago

Clare de lune Salgar.Bye bye bizarre, you'll be back... as bizarro creations.
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First Green Lantern trailer unleashed

Spanky

7 years ago

A weapon where your only limit is your imagination(and the amount of buttons on your controller).
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Enslaved sales fail to break 500,000

Spanky

7 years ago

Half a million units is bad nowadays? I think they were just expecting rather too much. Good on them for their ambition in the product, need to rein in the sales ambition though. 20 million quid ain't bad.
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First Anarchy Reigns gameplay trailer

Spanky

7 years ago

Oop sorry about the capcom/sega mixup, easily done though, just look at it.
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Spanky

7 years ago

Jesus capcom sort out your proportions, bayonetta was bad enough. Tiny head does not equal sexy woman, it equals a bloody bovine looking freak.
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Apple boss takes leave of absence

Spanky

7 years ago

Bah you'd have apple fans beating each other to death to donate their organs to their mighty god.
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Footage of sci-fi shooter Reich

Spanky

7 years ago

Is there any reason for all this carnage? Looks like a very nice Serious Sam. Pointless but shooty.
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Crackdown 2 dev working on new games

Spanky

7 years ago

Maybe they should try making Crackdown 2? That mission pack they made didn't deserve release.
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Eurogamer meets Monty Python

Spanky

7 years ago

Did someone not bother to put a microphone on Ellie? Fucks arse! Can't hear the questions.
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Download Games Roundup

Spanky

8 years ago

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Street legal Tron bike costs 32k

Spanky

8 years ago

No lights = Fail, also sounds like a sewing machine.
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Uwe Boll to shoot Dungeon Siege 2 movie

Spanky

8 years ago

Stop feeding him the oxygen of publicity you mongos.
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PS3 can sell "maybe more" than PS2

Spanky

8 years ago

Maybe sony should listen to their own wisdom then and drop the price and see what happens. The magical 200 barrier must have it's cherry popped. If they did it soon i'd be buying one, till then i can get any of the other consoles + several top games for the same price.
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Crackdown 2 Deluge DLC out now

Spanky

8 years ago

Too late... traded in your piece of fluff a long time ago(urr a fortnight).
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First Enslaved DLC detailed

Spanky

8 years ago

Liking the George Petty style pinups.
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New Fable IIIs unlock exclusive DLC

Spanky

8 years ago

I thought this was more of a 3rd party strategy. Lot of tat so i'm sure the pre-owned lovers shan't worry.

Why would you need more time for combat anyway, piss easy most of the time, mash mash mash = W1n.
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