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The Witcher 3's Xbox One X patch delivers in spades

LeD

5 months ago

PS4 Pro thoroughly buttfucked here!
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Destiny 2 PC exclusive to Blizzard's Battle.net

LeD

1 year ago

In your fucking fat face, fat Gabe Newell
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Mass Effect: Andromeda review

LeD

1 year ago

Mass Effect Andromierda more like
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There's good news and bad news on The Division year two

LeD

1 year ago

People still playing The Division? ^^
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Fallout 4's launch trailer is irradiated with story clues

LeD

3 years ago

Nice ass
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Sony's Gamescom 2014 briefing

LeD

4 years ago

That looked cool
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LeD

4 years ago

Token gay French guy on stage alert!
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LeD

4 years ago

Generic-o-meter alert!
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LeD

4 years ago

I don't like his voice
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LeD

4 years ago

Sorry make that epic beard
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LeD

4 years ago

Check out that effing beard
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LeD

4 years ago

Beard
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Sony investigating reports of defective PS4s

LeD

5 years ago

And so it begins. There's a reason they're so cheap you know?
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Free horror game Slender is absolutely terrifying

LeD

6 years ago

That's about as scary as a fluffy kitten. Thanks for the lulz EG!
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Sony on PS4: "We've never been first. We've never been cheapest. It's about being the best"

LeD

6 years ago

"It's about getting your ass handed over to you"
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Face-Off: Rage

LeD

7 years ago

Once again the PS3 gets a good hiding from the 360. And to think the 360 came out in 2005, almost a year before the PS3, with supposedly inferior design, and is still heads and shoulders above it. Where did Sony go wrong? What will they do when MS consolidate their advantage by releasing their next console?
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FIFA 12 Review

LeD

7 years ago

Konami should rename the now defunct PES to POS, as by all accounts the latest iteration is terrible. Why people are still sticking to it is beyond me.
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Stunning Uncharted 3 in-game footage

LeD

8 years ago

Really looking forward to it... Uncharted, the one good thing about PS3.
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Enslaved: Odyssey to the West review

LeD

8 years ago

I think it'd be best for all concerned if Ellie'd stick to what she's best at. Monkey Balls. Sucking huge Monkey Balls.
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Ni no Kuni: The Another World

LeD

8 years ago

That's exactly what I told my wife, after she switched off the footie: no Kuni for you then!
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Capcom's Keiji Inafune

LeD

8 years ago

at the end it sounds like he's just trying to get people to annoy Yoshinori Ono!

the interview really seemed to open up much more after Wesley asked him about the Japanese game industry decline comments, then Keiji Inafune turned the question back on him!
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Jaffe "felt bad" about Twisted Metal fibs

LeD

8 years ago

Twisted Metal looks like shit, who cares.
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Microsoft's own shop says Kinect is $149

LeD

8 years ago

People keep forgetting that even at 149$, Kinect has a major advantage in that you only need one to have 1, 2, 3 or 4 player games. Offset that against the cost of 4 Wiimotes and Nunchuks, or their Move equivalent, and it turns out Kinect isn't so pricey.
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E3 2010: Dateline 2000

LeD

8 years ago

I'm glad these people are not on my payroll
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E3 2010: Raising The Bar or Pushing The Envelope?

LeD

8 years ago

Oh dear. Not funny, not witty. Just bad.On the plus side, it seems Ellie has found an attention-whore pal. Good for you, attention-whore!
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Photogenic family plays Xbox Kinect

LeD

8 years ago

Mum's got a bit of a fat arse on her, I wonder what casting agency they went to.
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Microsoft shows off Kinect at E3 event

LeD

8 years ago

Well, that doesn't look so hot. I already own a shitty motion controlled gaming system, thanks but no thanks.
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Face-Off: Red Dead Redemption

LeD

8 years ago

Once more, the 360 feeds the PS3 its huge cock before ramming it up its arse, then rince/repeat, leaving the PS3 dilated and humiliated. Oh the agony! Sucks to be a PS3 owner!
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Red Dead Redemption

LeD

8 years ago

FWIW, the incredibly nitpicky, cynical and blasé Gamekult, who you could say are the french equivalent of what Eurogamer used to be from an editorial point of view, gave the game a 9 out of 10, which is the equivalent of an EG 10.

Review
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LeD

8 years ago

#168

"READ THE REVIEW!!! Don't just glimpse at the number."

Problem is that it's boring, fails to deliver a good account of the plot and characters, and makes flawed points and unfair comparisons.
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LeD

8 years ago

The problem I have now with EG reviews is that I can no longer identify with a reviewer, and trust that their enjoyment of the game is a fair approximation of mine should I buy a given game.
It used to be the other way around, where I was always pretty damn sure if a game had a good review text and score to match, I'd be certain not to make a mistake with regards to my gaming tastes.
So I think I'll stick to the forums now, until some new reviewer comes along to refresh the pack. Bring back Kristan ffs!
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LeD

8 years ago

OK. This is where I draw the line with EG reviews, they have lost all credibility recently. What the fuck have Red Faction Gorilla and Just Cause 2 have to do with this game? Oh I see, they're sandbox games.
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Alan Wake

LeD

8 years ago

Perhaps EG should hire my wife to write reviews, she hates games too!
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LeD

8 years ago

Sure Ellie write fairly entertaining reviews. It's fairly easy to take the piss out of anything in this media, destroy the suspension of disbelief in the world the creators have painstakingly tried to build, and make yourself sound funny and witty in the process. It doesn't mean you should though.
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LeD

8 years ago

I was disappointed by the score and then I saw the reviewer's name. Phew! There's still hope that it is a really good game.

Just to be clear, my comment has nothing to do with the fact that Ellie''s a girl. It's just that Ellie has shown time and time again that she's more interested in making herself look cool and blasé, writing post-modern thrash comments, seems to show no interest for anything in the gaming culture apart from aligning colored squares or triangles, and has often marked her disdain for any game where 'you shoot people or monsters in the face'.

Good choice of a reviewer for this game then. Please make sure she reviews Gears of War 3, Halo Reach and the next CoD when they come out.
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Official Bayonetta strategy guide trailer

LeD

8 years ago

@drumbaby

Unlikely, PS3 hardware appears somehow limited when it comes to running this game.
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EA boss says PS3 wand is called Gem

LeD

9 years ago

It's already listed on Amazon!
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ODSTs to return in Halo: Reach?

LeD

9 years ago

No, Halo Reach is what it is: Halo Reach. It will probably involve Spartans of some description, not necessarily 117 although if my memory is correct he's involved in that story. I'm sure Halo Reach will be more focused on humans, as in ODST.

Halo 4 will be the continuation of the Master Chief story.
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Born Under A Bad Sign

LeD

9 years ago

Kudos for mentioning Ultima IV, one of my most enduring gaming memories.
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Face-Off: Bayonetta

LeD

9 years ago

Once again the PS3 get cruelly sodomized by the 360.
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EA Sports Active More Workouts

LeD

9 years ago

@Evolution

Very funny :)

You know what I meant. As a home exercise program, I favour EA Sports Active.
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LeD

9 years ago

Does it include all the exercises from the 1st one plus the new ones? In that case, might be worth trading the first one in. I've already traded Wii Fit, as it just didn't work for me.
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Face-Off: Assassin's Creed II

LeD

9 years ago

Once again the mighty 360 leaves the PS3 in its stride, not before having given it a good spanking. Oh, the humanity.
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Face-Off: Modern Warfare 2

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9 years ago

Once more, the 360 version absolutely destroys the PS3 version. It's getting embarrassing. Suck on this, PS3 fanboys.
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New Zelda turns DS into Spirit Pipe

LeD

9 years ago

"Touch and blow mechanic is "essential"."

That's what I keep telling my wife.
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PES 2010: Pro Evolution Soccer

LeD

9 years ago

"But when a website is covered whit EA publicity Shift and fifa 2010 how can that review be fair?"

There there matey, it's ok, we understand.
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LeD

9 years ago

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LeD

9 years ago

I just love how the PES fanboys believe that if they repeat to themselves and to whoever cares to listen that PES is the better game, over and over again, with their hands over their ears, it will become true.

Face it boys, the game you loved which once was the king of Football games is now broken, and has lost its crown for the third year running to a game you once dismissed as arcadey shite.

"They think it's all over! It is now!"
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LeD

9 years ago

Pro Evo has really turned shite over the years, who would have thought? FIFA is the one for the discerning Football fan.
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LeD

9 years ago

Pro Evolution Sucker more like, amarite lol
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