Arsecake_Baker

Kingdom Come: Deliverance review - history is a double-edged sword

Arsecake_Baker

2 months ago

Quite possibly one of the most idiotic 'reviews' i have ever read on EG!
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Rainbow Six Siege "will be here for the next 10 years"

Arsecake_Baker

2 months ago

Looks absolutely dreadful on the Xbox One X!
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PUBG, Fortnite Battle Royale and the question of how new genres form

Arsecake_Baker

3 months ago

It's a concept that us older gamers have been talking about for over 20 years! It still amazes me it took this long to come to fruition!
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How Call of Duty: WW2 trivialises history

Arsecake_Baker

5 months ago

Didn't get that far. Traded it in for a better game when i realized the script and set pieces, dialogue and characters were all pretty much lifted ad hoc from Saving Private Ryan and Band Of Brothers. Quite possibly the laziest, cheapest, most plagiarized rubbish i have ever come across!
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Star Wars Battlefront 2 review

Arsecake_Baker

5 months ago

Play a round of Starfighter Assault, an aerial mode that's been positively emboldened by its adoption of objective-based play and is blissfully free from comparisons with other more grounded multiplayer games, and it's simply astounding. As players lead merry dances with their perfectly realised A-Wings and Y-Wings and TIEs, it
Until somebody who has paid real money for a more powerful fighter, blows you out of the sky!
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Star Wars Battlefront 2's free The Last Jedi DLC gets a release date

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

Fuck me here we go again. All the people not playing or interested in the game flocking to flood the forum with the usual loot box shit.

If you are not interested then how about spend you time in a constructive way and stop reading about things you are not interested in apparently.
There is also an argument that those who do not condone the devious financial practices, now not actually hidden in this game. Are part of the problem! It doesn't matter what Dice/EA try to do to smooth over any cracks. This game isn't designed for entertainment it's designed to remove money from the gullible, and should not be supported in anyway shape or form!
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Call of Duty: WW2's War mode doesn't care about your k/d ratio

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

So many server issues, lag absolutely abounds, along side host migration. It's shocking that in 2017 that one of the richest companies in the world won't pay for dedicated servers!

It utterly ruins the experience!
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Should you buy an Xbox One X?

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Give me new ip and gameplay any day of the week. Why should i splash out again for a new console and TV to play games i have already played, regardless of how they look!

It's as if austerity never happened!
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Xbox One X comes hand in hand with massive downloads

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

I've taken the approach of installing one game at a time, and finishing it! Then delete and replace as appropriate.

Got a lot of space on my 500 gig HD!

4K still hasn't wowed me yet! Come back when we have a holodeck!
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Star Wars Battlefront 2's single-player campaign offers a fresh perspective on a familiar world

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

It's light but enjoyable stuff, with no small amount of dazzle, and while I don't think it's going to truly wow anyone
Come the review, don't try to sell us a Star Wars skinned bog standard shooter, light on story. If it still contains lootboxes, it should be marked as avoid!

Make a stand EG!
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Activision patents matchmaking system designed to encourage microtransactions

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

"Piracy is killing gaming!" They cried!

Actually...
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Government response to loot box concern is predictably non-committal

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago


It's a shame the games media don't jump in more often instead of waiting for just jumping on the consumer driven band wagon.

The games media should be the voice of the people for the people not the mouthpiece of the industry, you've still got time to redeem yourselves!
Hear, hear!
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Are loot boxes gambling?

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

The problem is stopping people from buying these products! Someone is spending a lot of money and it's destroying my hobby!

If games journalists took a stand (EG) instead of sitting on the fence about it, maybe we might see a few changes. Instead it falls to the likes of Angry Joe and his ilk, get behind those people Eurogamer!
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How Star Wars Battlefront 2's stunning tech scales across consoles

Arsecake_Baker

6 months ago

Nothing less than avoid!
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Star Wars Battlefront 2 has a loot crate problem

Arsecake_Baker

7 months ago

All those predictions from over a decade ago are finally coming true. We were laughed at at the time, ridiculed and mocked!

Who's laughing now!

If this earns anything more than an avoid on this website, I'll be finally throwing in the towel on EG as well!
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Divinity: Original Sin 2 review

Arsecake_Baker

7 months ago

With the first one i just couldn't shake off the feeling that everything i was doing was just crammed into a tiny space. It felt cramped and claustrophobic and i yearned for it to open up.

Plus the cartoon Orcs were imo just dreadful.
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Here's your first look at Square Enix's Left Alive

Arsecake_Baker

7 months ago

After FM3 the entire series went downhill fast! This doesn't convince me it will improve things at all!
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Destiny 2 review

Arsecake_Baker

7 months ago

Bigger and better - but there's not enough genuinely new for Destiny 2 to achieve greatness.
It's just more of exactly the same thing, but now with tighter micro transactions! Yet it's 'recommended!'

Bravo EG,bravo!
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Destiny 2 is a lot less annoying, but a lot more of the same

Arsecake_Baker

8 months ago

Destiny 2 is a lot less annoying, but a lot more of the same
Now there's a surprise!
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds' first big tournament showed it has the potential to be a great esport

Arsecake_Baker

8 months ago

Predicted the popularity of such a format over twenty years ago! How it's taken developers and publishers this long to catch on is beyond me!

Never mind let's have another sequel!
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Peter Molyneux's The Trail out on Steam today

Arsecake_Baker

8 months ago

Did he ever change that guys life?
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Acclaimed isometric stealth game Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun is now on consoles

Arsecake_Baker

9 months ago

No demo on consoles! And grossly overpriced at 40.
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Friday the 13th has sold over 1.8m copies

Arsecake_Baker

9 months ago

It's not the franchise that sold this, it's the gameplay! It could have been called, Stabby, Hacky, Kill, Kill and would have still shifted a bucketload. Like PUBG's it's putting the fun back into multiplayer and utilising mechanics that the 'big boys' have watered down or just plain removed over the last decade or so!

Good on 'em!

Somebody now get their collective asses together on L4D3!
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The hackers of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Arsecake_Baker

9 months ago

Great analogy for the human race right here! There will always be a scumbag out to fuck you over, no matter what you do in life!
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Call of Duty: WW2 reveals Nazi Zombies co-op mode

Arsecake_Baker

9 months ago

On and on and on and on and on and.....
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There's a lot to love about Absolver's martial arts-fuelled combat

Arsecake_Baker

9 months ago

Make your move August 29th PC and Playstation 4.

Is it being released later for the Xbox one?
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How PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds emerged from the messy history of survival shooters

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

This is a game mode mode that should have been in many AAA titles for years. I remember talking about a free roam survival shooter, back in the early 90's. I can't believe it has taken this long to get where it is!
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A year on from launch, Overwatch is a struggling eSport

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

E-Sports have a life of their own, you don't force them on people!
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BioWare's Anthem is a "science fantasy" like Star Wars

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

Still not sold! Who's this Vic person?

Oh i see, the new potty mouthed intern, let's hope they're fucking paying you then!

Welcome to EG!
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Watch: 8 games that will look instantly better on Xbox One X

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

I still don't get it!

Just because a game look better doesn't mean it's going to play better. Bollocks game play and cretinous repetition with flashy graphics is the norm these days. Sometimes i despise the day that gaming went mainstream!

I own all consoles and a very nice gaming pc, yet i still find myself going back twenty years to find anything decent to play.
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How Call of Duty: WW2 handles swastikas and female soldiers

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

Is the game an 18? If yes, Then why is it censored? We don't do it to films and books or comics etc, so why do we do it with games?

Quite frankly it's ludicrous!
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Here's what the revamped and diverse new Xbox Avatars look like

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

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Xbox One X looks stunning - but we need to see more

Arsecake_Baker

10 months ago

Resolution and framerate!

One upon a time it was all about the gameplay!
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Elite Dangerous will get 4K patch for Xbox One X launch

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Should hope so to, because it's bloody awful on the Xbox One!
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Bethesda unveils Creation Club, a kind of paid-for mods initiative for Skyrim and Fallout 4

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Still not finished Skyrim!
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Xbox One X promises a strong and stable line-up

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

No VR? Oh well.
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Iron Galaxy's latest action game Extinction resembles Attack on Titan

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Iron Galaxy! The people who made a complete hash of porting Borderlands 2 to the next gen!

I'll believe it, when i see it!
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Are we all living in a video game?

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

@sloth09

You've been waiting for this article all your life, havn't you!
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Bungie addresses Destiny 2 dedicated servers concern

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Fucking cheapskates!

"Blah, blah, blah unique networking model....."

Bollocks!
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Xbox Game Pass launches 1st June

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Notable omissions include Activision and Ubisoft
Surprise, fucking surprise!
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Final Fantasy 15 survey hints at possible future updates

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

That cunt with the camera, can just fuck right off!
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Dragon's Dogma re-release coming to PS4, Xbox One

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong."
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Why can't Destiny 2 run at 60fps on PS4 Pro?

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Skipped article went straight to comments. Ad block working as intended!

These new D+++++ chatrooms are far more fun!
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Looks like Destiny 2 will ditch Grimoire Cards

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Skipped article, went straight to the comments, had a bit of a giggle.

This could be a whole new thing, as long as your ad blocker is working. Skip the article, read the comments and actually be more informed and entertained!
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GAME launches unattractive new 36 loyalty card scheme

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Offered me 11 part ex on FFXV and Doom!

I'm amazed their still in business!
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Destiny 2 gameplay changes, new features, beta details and everything else we know so far

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Most exciting memory of Destiny....ah yes the loot cave!

Will pass on this, though expect EG to be Bungie's bitch for the next four months!
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The Surge review

Arsecake_Baker

11 months ago

Seven hours in and I'm loving it. Not entirely sure how your running out of time getting back to your scrap, if anything the timer is way too generous. Combat is incredibly similiar to DS and just as customisable. Again if anything it's a little bit too easy. Not sure how Chiodini missed the many and varied attack moves available...one note? Hardly.

It's actually a little bit more strategic than DS and BB, with a deep customisation system. The story is engaging if you can be bothered to track it all down and while the scenery is rather samey (Destiny anyone) the game moves along at such a cracking pace you barely notice.

I have spent far too long with DS and Bloodborne, both ip's my favorite games of all time. How does this compare? Well if you like either this is definitely RECOMMENDED!
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For Activision, WW2 ends Call of Duty's YouTube dislikes nightmare

Arsecake_Baker

12 months ago

Saving Private Ryan, Band Of Brothers again and again and again and again and.........
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DICE unveils new Battlefield 1 multiplayer map as part of switch to monthly updates

Arsecake_Baker

12 months ago

Not touched this since most of my friends refuse to buy premium. Quite possibly the most disgusting practice in gaming. Split the player base and online gaming friendships!

Remember kids! Vote Conservative and Brexit is good for us all!

Fuck Dice/EA and oh and fuck Tories everywhere!
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Bethesda lawyers force name change on indie game Prey for the Gods

Arsecake_Baker

12 months ago

Bethesda: Petty and Cuntish!

Prey To The Gods looks awesome, thanks for bringing it to my attention!
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