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  • b0rk 19 May 2017 10:24:49 7,245 posts
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    Now that you mention it... 🤔
  • JoeBlade 19 May 2017 10:33:57 3,983 posts
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    b0rk wrote:
    Stil in hospital, the still green new guy let what appeared to be a homeless crazy person con his way in and knock on my door claiming I owed him 12 quid. 🙄
    Was it around that time that you noticed this person was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethodoic era?
  • b0rk 19 May 2017 11:43:11 7,245 posts
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    Staff just came and raided my room. Basic shit I've had for over a month (such as deodorant) was taken and I now have to ask to use pretty much anything. Whatever, I'll buy more and get it to my room. Need to buy more fucking lighters Yet again.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 19 May 2017 11:54:10 8,936 posts
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    Should have used your laser eyes to stop them.
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2017 12:37:46 25,223 posts
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    So this unit doesn't allow "homeless crazy people" in? Seems a tad discriminatory.

    It does allow month long stays where you come and go as you please? And you get meals? Smoke and generally fuck about.

    Sounds good.

    Shame they didn't confiscate your phone.
  • Rivuzu 19 May 2017 12:50:49 15,988 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Shame they didn't confiscate your phone.
    Qft
  • b0rk 19 May 2017 15:33:01 7,245 posts
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    Ooooh watch out, we got another mental healthcare expert over here! What happened to that other dude who thought he knew all about it. Maybe you could do what he did and delete your account too.

    Cheers. 🙂
  • Rivuzu 19 May 2017 15:41:46 15,988 posts
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    Or you can just get a blog.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 May 2017 15:47:15 4,644 posts
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    Legate.

    That was the guy that used to lie about being in GCHQ.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 19 May 2017 16:06:10 8,936 posts
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    I was quite surprised they let him go to see Alien the day after his cell got raided and they found the knife he stole from the kitchen. Hopefully the Chief will start speaking to him soon so he can get him to act as a lookout.
  • minky-kong 19 May 2017 16:17:44 12,983 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I was quite surprised they let him go to see Alien the day after his cell got raided and they found the knife he stole from the kitchen. Hopefully the Chief will start speaking to him soon so he can get him to act as a lookout.
    I'm looking forward to him sneaking in a couple of prostitutes to help out the poor kid with a stammer.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 May 2017 16:20:36 4,644 posts
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    Are we going to be able to tell if he's had the lobotomy or not though?
  • Alastair 19 May 2017 16:25:15 20,452 posts
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    I wonder if user bork has any fishing trips planned?
  • Rivuzu 19 May 2017 16:26:27 15,988 posts
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    Because I drew a mental blank, I had to google something to get the above reference.

    "Lobotomy sneaking prostitutes" will now forever be in my google search history.
  • Vortex808 19 May 2017 16:46:41 11,475 posts
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    Rivuzu wrote:
    Because I drew a mental blank, I had to google something to get the above reference.

    "Lobotomy sneaking prostitutes" will now forever be in my google search history.
    Surely Google won't have found too many hits on google under those search parameters?
  • Rivuzu 19 May 2017 16:49:27 15,988 posts
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    Just enough for GCHQ to mark me on a list, probably.
  • Vortex808 19 May 2017 16:50:08 11,475 posts
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    :)
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2017 17:11:40 25,223 posts
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    b0rk wrote:
    Ooooh watch out, we got another mental healthcare expert over here! What happened to that other dude who thought he knew all about it. Maybe you could do what he did and delete your account too.

    Cheers. 🙂
    Don't flatter yourself buddy. PES deleting his account has nothing do do with you or your inane ramblings.
  • JoeBlade 19 May 2017 17:23:28 3,983 posts
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    Guys, come on. Play nice, we're among fellow nerds and regulards here.
  • b0rk 19 May 2017 22:21:47 7,245 posts
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    @Load_2.0

    Inside the mind of PES with Load_2.0, what happened then? Sure it was nothing of my making but I'd like to think it wasn't because his shitty post got jumped on by all of two people. Perhaps PES wanted to quit and it was just coincidence. Certainly that works for me.

    Oh, and I'll randomly muse the goings on here as long as I'm not breaking forum rules, ok sweetie?
  • macmurphy 19 May 2017 22:57:25 1,978 posts
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    As a non regulard it's not really my business but there was nothing in the depression thread to make PES quit.

    It must have been a personal decision. He was a great poster and I hope he comes back but you can't really blame Bork for him leaving.
  • MH-RobJenx 20 May 2017 01:50:37 1,799 posts
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    It was because Craigy bullied him about the full stops.
  • FuzzyDucky 20 May 2017 03:40:59 2,070 posts
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    I'm waiting for him to resurrect as "PEZ_Fanboy" and dispense his way back into our cold, cold hearts.
  • theguy 20 May 2017 14:08:47 913 posts
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    Maybe he had a crisis and became a FIFA fan
  • Youthist 20 May 2017 17:24:08 12,682 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    As a non regulard it's not really my business but there was nothing in the depression thread to make PES quit.

    It must have been a personal decision. He was a great poster and I hope he comes back but you can't really blame Bork for him leaving.
    There was no sign he was going to quit but the bork-ography was getting a little too much for everyone and he had the balls to say it. Someone threatened to punch him in the face or something and he deleted his account the next day. He probably thought fuck this place, and fuck you all. Or something along those lines
  • thelzdking 20 May 2017 17:29:07 5,823 posts
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    MH-RobJenx wrote:
    It was because Craigy bullied him about the full stops.
    TBF there's no excuse for that kind of behaviour
  • Youthist 20 May 2017 17:30:48 12,682 posts
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    If we all stop doing full stops he might come back .
  • thelzdking 20 May 2017 17:43:35 5,823 posts
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    Let's put a full stop on full stops this June and bring back PES.
  • craigy Staff 23 May 2017 11:27:40 9,306 posts
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    The full stops were one thing, but what I'd really like to do is get rid of all the colons from this place. If you know what I mean.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 23 May 2017 11:39:09 31,125 posts
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    I think that the colon is underused: so I:m going to start using it instead of any other sort of punctuation from now on: It:s going to be a lot easier in the long run really as it becomes a multi:purpose key on my keyboard to give it a real workout: I:m not sure how brackets will work out :although I don:t use them often anyway: but for the most part I see no downsides to this:
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