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  • Load_2.0 23 Dec 2012 01:39:48 19,440 posts
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    Decipher that cunts
  • nickthegun 23 Dec 2012 22:35:11 60,415 posts
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    Just flicking about the channels and the matrix whatever and I laughed when they were having a conversation and everyone was calling each other by their cool names.

    'Heh. Yes trinity. No Morpheus. Aye Aye, Niobe. Its lucky no one is called colin or trevor'
    'Yeah. But ones like neo are their online names. If you were in the matrix, everyone would be calling you nickthegun or something equally as stupid'

    Which then made me laugh at the thoughts of the nebuchadnezzar being piloted by the likes of dirtbox, hairyarse, bitch_tits and darren.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • jonsaan 23 Dec 2012 22:41:58 25,360 posts
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    Somebody took the red pill....

    FCUTA!

  • nickthegun 23 Dec 2012 22:44:28 60,415 posts
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    Its terrible, it really is.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • jonsaan 23 Dec 2012 22:45:35 25,360 posts
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    Oh totally.

    FCUTA!

  • jonsaan 23 Dec 2012 22:45:53 25,360 posts
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    absolute guff.

    FCUTA!

  • Fake_Blood 23 Dec 2012 22:52:50 4,280 posts
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    It's a bit like your psn user name, in that you're stuck with it FOR EVAR.
  • DFawkes 23 Dec 2012 22:54:54 23,293 posts
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    Some of us would come off better than others. Heck, vizzini might end up as one of those better off, expect for sounding like an incompetant magician.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • nickthegun 23 Dec 2012 22:57:14 60,415 posts
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    Hes named himself, fittingly, after the dude who walks around saying 'INCONCEIVABLE' in the princess bride.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • DFawkes 23 Dec 2012 23:17:40 23,293 posts
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    And died thinking he was in the right, so probably fitting.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Rusty_M 24 Dec 2012 07:18:47 4,758 posts
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    So if all that had kicked off when I was around 15, i'd be going around calling myself "Friendly Psycho" all the time?

    That would not be good.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • bbvDJC 24 Dec 2012 19:51:35 1,732 posts
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    Merry Christmas everyone, I hope everyone has an awesome day tomorrow!
  • Psychotext 24 Dec 2012 20:02:51 54,391 posts
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    Screw you bbv!
  • bbvDJC 24 Dec 2012 20:16:14 1,732 posts
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    :D
  • prawnking1980 24 Dec 2012 20:23:37 4,721 posts
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    Guess I should save reading a lot of threads until tomorrow, to alleviate the inevitable boredom that is Christmas Day.
  • spamdangled 26 Dec 2012 02:18:15 27,410 posts
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    FUCKING CAT

    Just worked out how to get to the the top of the hifi unit and promptly tried to perch on my upright PS3 slim. Result? PS3 topples and falls 6 foot to the floor after a domino effect that led to the wii u taking a hefty smack against the wall.

    A couple of bits of plastic have come loose, though I think they're from the PS3 casing so I have my fingers crossed no long term damage is done. After all, sony consoles have a history of being absolute bricks when it comes to external knocks.

    Luckily the wiiu didnt even blink, so that's something.

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  • Ka-blamo 26 Dec 2012 12:41:11 7,456 posts
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    My mind might have been warped by porn, but is it me or does the lara croft advert video stills on the right look like porn? >

    The bottom right one definitely looks like she's wanking someone off.
  • nickthegun 26 Dec 2012 20:41:34 60,415 posts
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    Who signed this off?

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • mrpon 26 Dec 2012 21:40:28 29,183 posts
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    Did I dream this or did a radio station ever play a Spectrum game loading? You could record it and then play the game.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Robinsonhtid 27 Dec 2012 17:07:42 88 posts
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    Have some points from Xmas for Xbox live and will be getting walking dead tomoz in the deal but have enough points left over for either bastion or dust Elysium tail, can't decide which one, help!
  • spamdangled 27 Dec 2012 17:10:36 27,410 posts
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    I'd say Dust. I personally found Bastion to be overly simple and repetitive. Dust scratches the Metroidvania itch nicely.

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  • RelaxedMikki 27 Dec 2012 18:28:51 935 posts
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    I preferred Dust. It's not great though. Bit repetitive.

    So, how the heck do you cook a tinned Fray Bentos pie so it all raises properly with no soggy layers of unseparated pastry? I have managed that culinary feat twice in my life - pure fluke. But now my daughter has developed a taste for them, and the pressure is on, I just can't figure it out. The 25 minutes at gas mark 8 quoted on the tin never works...?
  • mrpon 27 Dec 2012 19:26:56 29,183 posts
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    You open the tin before cooking, right?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Tom_Servo 27 Dec 2012 19:30:51 18,004 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    So, how the heck do you cook a tinned Fray Bentos pie so it all raises properly with no soggy layers of unseparated pastry? I have managed that culinary feat twice in my life - pure fluke. But now my daughter has developed a taste for them, and the pressure is on, I just can't figure it out. The 25 minutes at gas mark 8 quoted on the tin never works...?
    http://cdn.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/theweek_article_main_image/public/images/426-masterchef--125379711238772500.jpg
  • Moot_Point 27 Dec 2012 19:35:21 4,327 posts
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    Fray Bentos Pies - Made with real horse cock.

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  • localnotail 27 Dec 2012 20:58:28 23,093 posts
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    @RelaxedMikki Are you preheating the oven beforehand? That is probably key.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • RelaxedMikki 27 Dec 2012 21:06:27 935 posts
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    @Moot_Point - that photo made me laugh! (I was thinking of them when I wrote the post, I must admit. Their cooking compared to my cooking is like quantum physics compared to estimating how many quid I am totting up as I wonder round the co-op!)

    @localnotail good point. I'd always thought of 'pre-heating the oven' as something of an old wive's tale. In today's fast paced life style I have never really had time for such superstitions. Maybe I should try this voodoo magic...!

    EDIT: edited to minimise nonsensicalness.

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 21:09:02 27-12-2012
  • localnotail 27 Dec 2012 22:08:47 23,093 posts
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    Ah. Pre-heating is important for most recipes - especially baking. Try that next time - many ovens have a thermostat light that goes off when it's ready, but otherwise give it 10 mins. Should sort your pastry out nicely. Otherwise, maybe take the crust off and cook it separately.

    Better still, make a pie with your daughter that isn't made of horse offcuts.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Syrette 27 Dec 2012 23:15:09 43,744 posts
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    What happened to user: revan8?

  • spamdangled 27 Dec 2012 23:17:33 27,410 posts
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    Don't remember a GI incident, so probably just christmas-related absence?

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