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  • Deckard1 26 Mar 2013 12:01:08 27,732 posts
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    You really do have a picture for every occasion.

    Hush you ponce

  • spindle9988 26 Mar 2013 12:01:37 3,529 posts
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    @imamazed

    Lol, glad to make you feel better mate. A good friend of mine has the same fear as me (which is strange). When we were out drinking once a mutual friend though it would be funny to wrap our pints with opened packets of ketchup. Due to the reaction (non violent, just pure terror) they dont play that joke anymore
  • Deckard1 26 Mar 2013 12:02:12 27,732 posts
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    I have a fear of monkeys brushing their teeth with a porcupine.

    Hush you ponce

  • speedofthepuma 26 Mar 2013 12:03:03 13,283 posts
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    How do you get through the day?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • L_Franko Moderator 26 Mar 2013 12:03:57 9,694 posts
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    I was mauled by a dog when I was younger, it grabbed my arm and went tug o war on it. I still have a scar from it 20 odd years later. Luckily my mother and her friend (the owner of the dog) were right there to drag it off or who knows.

    Didn't change my way of thinking about dogs and hasnít affected my fondness for the animals in any way what so ever.
  • Zizoo 26 Mar 2013 12:05:13 8,283 posts
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    Sharks. I avoid the ocean - which isn't very convenient since I live in a coastal city
  • speedofthepuma 26 Mar 2013 12:07:23 13,283 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    I was mauled by a dog when I was younger, it grabbed my arm and went tug o war on it. I still have a scar from it 20 odd years later. Luckily my mother and her friend (the owner of the dog) were right there to drag it off or who knows.

    Didn't change my way of thinking about dogs and hasnít affected my fondness for the animals in any way what so ever.
    Did you fear and hate them to start with?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Deckard1 26 Mar 2013 12:08:26 27,732 posts
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    I wouldn't say being scared of sharks is really a phobia. You're supposed to be scared of sharks cos they eat you and shit. Not like the tomato sauce loon up there.

    Hush you ponce

  • Zizoo 26 Mar 2013 12:11:00 8,283 posts
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    But not scared enough to not want to enjoy what I'm faced with every day:





  • spindle9988 26 Mar 2013 12:11:28 3,529 posts
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    @Deckard1

    Oi. It is a completely rational fear. The ketchup could of been made from the toms from revenge of the killer tomatoes.

    Ok I have no defense. Still fucking scared of it though
  • mrpon 26 Mar 2013 12:14:26 28,765 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I have a fear of monkeys brushing their teeth with a porcupine.
    He's blind as well, poor fucker.

    Give yourself £5 or Ĺ gig, you're worth it.

  • localnotail 26 Mar 2013 13:46:06 23,093 posts
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    spindle9988 wrote:
    Tomato ketchup. I cant even have a bottle of it on the table whilst I am eating. I hate the way it comes out the bottle as well, yuk. I dont have a fear of blood though so it isnt linked to that
    Could be Oedipal. Is it any brand of tomato ketchup or just Daddies?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • imamazed 27 Mar 2013 10:30:13 5,534 posts
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    Shit just got real
  • UncleLou Moderator 27 Mar 2013 10:34:13 35,508 posts
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  • Inertia 27 Mar 2013 11:21:32 677 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    Glol. :D
    ?!
  • spindle9988 27 Mar 2013 11:25:44 3,529 posts
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  • localnotail 27 Mar 2013 15:57:08 23,093 posts
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    I'm sorry, it was a terrible joke.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • imamazed 27 Mar 2013 15:58:15 5,534 posts
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    I have no idea what the last four posts are about
  • localnotail 27 Mar 2013 16:12:35 23,093 posts
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    I think Uncle Lou laughed at my terrible joke, while unaware that you had posted that sad news link about the girl being killed by her dogs.

    He then deleted his post in case it was misinterpreted as him laughing at the sad news, not remembering that deleted posts can be see in quoted replies.

    Inertia saw this and wondered why Uncle Lou was laughing at the sad story.

    spindle9988 saw that I had replied to him, but didn't realise it was a joke until after he had replied, when he deleted the post.

    I posted an apology for the joke.

    Could be wrong though.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 27 Mar 2013 16:14:03 27,732 posts
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    Looks to me like UncleLou gets off on little girls being eaten by dogs. Least thats how I see it.

    Hush you ponce

  • imamazed 27 Mar 2013 16:14:05 5,534 posts
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    A good, reasonable post. I think that covers it.
  • Deckard1 27 Mar 2013 16:14:50 27,732 posts
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    Thanks

    Hush you ponce

  • imamazed 27 Mar 2013 16:15:26 5,534 posts
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    Damn it, that wasn't directed at you, and makes me sound like a bar stweard
  • Salaman 27 Mar 2013 16:20:42 18,959 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Billy_sastard wrote:
    I don't understand most Phobias, if it can't kill you why be fearful of it.

    /shrugs
    Thats the point surely. A phobia is an irrational fear. I know that spiders cannot hurt me (at least in this country), doesn't stop my body and mind going into complete shut down at the sight of a house spider. Its embarrassing and I hate it, but I just can't control it.
    Has the "there's a strange looking spider in my bananas" thread taught you nothing?
  • Maturin 27 Mar 2013 16:25:36 2,959 posts
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    I've very scared of heights. This extends to seeing other people in high positions. So for example photos of 1920s skyscraper construction brings me out in a sweat. It's very irrational, I know that. I've been in situations where friends have been sat with their legs over a drop and I've been 20 metres from the edge holding a tree - as though if I hold it tight enough my friends won't fall.

    Sometimes I do play with it though. I actually like games that play on this fear - such as Tomb Raider. So I will look at stuff like this, though I might get through all the photos before having to look away.
  • Deckard1 27 Mar 2013 16:28:01 27,732 posts
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    Hush you ponce

  • billythekid 27 Mar 2013 16:29:34 11,109 posts
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    You should really watch this, you'd love it.
  • localnotail 27 Mar 2013 16:29:59 23,093 posts
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    @Maturin You should watch those Russian kids who like climbing bridges. You'll love them.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Maturin 27 Mar 2013 16:30:55 2,959 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    @Maturin You should watch those Russian kids who like climbing bridges. You'll love them.
    I have. The ones climbing and hanging from the transmission towers. Sometimes I do have to turn them off though.
  • UncleLou Moderator 27 Mar 2013 16:30:55 35,508 posts
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    I am not particularly scared of heights, but this is too much for me anyhow:

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