Dead or Alive: Paradise here in April
In itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny swimwear.
Tecmo's told Eurogamer that Dead or Alive: Paradise will be released on 2nd April in Europe.
There won't be a demo, but there's a meaty (fleshy?) trailer
that should give you an idea of what to expect.
DOA: Paradise transports girls from the fighting series onto an island in their bikinis. There they play volleyball, go to casinos and pose for photographs. It's all a bit steamy - but not degrading or soft porn-like, apparently.
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Wait what?
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This is uncomfortable because they say it isn't soft core porn when they release a terrifyingly exploitative video, that makes me feel like I'm a paparazzi trying to catch nipple slips. It's like a black hole of marketing bullshit meets public relations bullshit. It's bullshit squared, all focused on selling a shitty game with bosom bounce physics to 12 year old boys who haven't discovered the internet yet.
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Tecmo only have themselves to blame I guess. They play up to it.
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