phAge

Telltale's Batman uses photo of assassinated Russian ambassador

phAge

7 months ago

@Return-of-Jafar

Yeah, why would Eurogamer presume that the presence a picture of a recently-executed corpse in a Batman-game is a mistake?

Oh wait.
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The remembrance of things parsed

phAge

2 years ago

Excellent writeup. Well done.
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Fallout 4 to receive a Limited Edition Loot Crate

phAge

3 years ago

@riceNpea

Heh - that crazy Wolverine!
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phAge

3 years ago

@WorldScaper

The Terminator, right?
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How does Project Morpheus compare to Oculus Rift?

phAge

4 years ago

Can someone explain why you can't look behind you with the Rift?

No camera?
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"It's a good day to be an Eve player"

phAge

4 years ago

@Leben

This. Absolutely this.
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Outrise pits 15 players against one giant playable boss monster

phAge

4 years ago

Angela? That an Alien Breed 3D reference?

/tips hat, just in case
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Now Alien Isolation screenshots leak

phAge

4 years ago

I do like the look of this, yessir.
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This what the Warhammer 40k: Space Wolf game looks like

phAge

4 years ago

Trying really hard to think of a trailer more shit than that one, but so far I'm drawing a blank.

And I'm a huge fan of 40K.
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"We had a goal - to make the prettiest animals in gaming"

phAge

5 years ago

Make this, but with dinosaurs, and I'd happily put Down the moolah for a launch-Xbone. Loved Jurassic Park on the 360.
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Witness the power of the PS4 with this Putty Squad remake

phAge

5 years ago

SNESlol.
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Lavishly gruesome new Witcher 3 cinematic

phAge

5 years ago

What Shikasama said.

Also, CDP make the best cinematics in the gaming industry - period. Stunning.
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XCOM Bureau trailer is reassuringly XCOM

phAge

5 years ago

Hmm. Hard to say much about the gameplay, which could be great, but the visuals are pretty dodgy looking.
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PS4 Play As You Download "makes a digital library a practical option in the real world"

phAge

5 years ago

This will come in extremely handy the next time I want to play my games somewhere else than my own house.

Which, incidentally, will also be the *first* time I want to play my games somewhere than my own house. Still.

(And also do away with that soul-crushing 15 minute wait I currently have to endure before I can play a downloadable game).
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First Dirty Bomb gameplay shoots up London Bridge

phAge

5 years ago

@ShiftyGeezer My overriding thought while watching that was just that: Why?
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The Dota 2 Experience, Part Two

phAge

6 years ago

Brilliant reads, these. Not going to play this, ever, but the pieces are wonderful. Roll along, next Monday!
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The Dota 2 Experience, Part One

phAge

6 years ago

Awesome writeup - will definitely be returning next week. And I normally don't care squat for these sorts of things.
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Nvidia unveils new super PC graphics card GeForce GTX 690

phAge

6 years ago

@Ryze 1.8 gigawatts?
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The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Kinect support announced, first video released

phAge

6 years ago

Dev: "Here - have some free stuff that you can choose to use or not!"

Gamers: "LOLFUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT!!1!!"

Not really doing our collective reputation much good.
7 2

Halo 4 developer diary shows new footage

phAge

6 years ago

Looks more than decent, tbh.
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Enterprising gamer wants to be your virtual FPS bodyguard

phAge

7 years ago

@chrisola
Where did you see this Toucan? I too would like one.
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Face-Off: Skyrim

phAge

7 years ago

You know that feeling Obi-Wan got when Alderaan was destroyed?

"A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

I get that whenever the 360 pisses on the PS3 in these face-offs. Only it feels awesome, and the fuckers won't stay quiet.
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Xbox Live gains a new member every two seconds

phAge

7 years ago

@Dave52

Or maybe something is lost in translation from DF's PS3 to their PC to your PC, which would account for the differences?

But yeah, DF actively gimping their PS3 output to deliberately skew face-offs in favour of Microsoft's system is probably the more likely explanation.
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Texture problems hit Xbox 360 Skyrim

phAge

7 years ago

@ps-360
I'm fairly confident that Skyrim will prove to look and run better on 360 - just like, what, 90% of all multi-plat releases?

I'm also quite certain that you'll be able to convince yourself that it's all Leadbetter's fault, and that your cousin-dad really does love you, even if he fondles your secret bits when he tucks you in at night.
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phAge

7 years ago

@Cobalt_Jackal

:D

Just play Skyrim on your PS3 and enjoy it - it's a great game!

(And I bet it looks almost as good as the 360 version too).
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Sony patents biometric controllers

phAge

7 years ago

Increase sweat output for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
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Why we missed the Battlefield 3 review embargo

phAge

7 years ago

EUROGAMER SLAMS DICE.
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EA claims FIFA 12 outselling PES 25:1

phAge

7 years ago

I only play PES '09. PES because it's more funnerer than FIFA when playing with mates, and '09 because that was the last iteration that allowed you to select which players to control in 2 v 2 games, thus avoiding the retarded problem of everybody wanting to switch to the same player. A feature that has, for some bizarre reason, been removed in '10, 11' and now '12.
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Gabe Newell: Apple will oust consoles

phAge

7 years ago

The new iGame - it's white, expensive as fuck - and has an Apple (TM) on it!

/prints money
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Rise of Nightmares

phAge

7 years ago

I can't wait 'till the entire 360 dash is Kinect-enabled. I actually think it's going to change the way we interface with the 360 a lot more than we think.
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Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine

phAge

7 years ago

Pft. Sounds like the reviewer is just bad at the game. :)

/has preorder
25 6

Relic lifts lid on Space Marine co-op

phAge

7 years ago

Blood Angels? Aren't they like normal space marine, but emo? :)
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phAge

7 years ago

Actually, I believe the term Exterminatus is explicitely used for the act of bombing a planet with viral bombs, turning all organic matter into goo and explosive gas. This is then ignited, leaving the planet a blasted, lifeless lump of space-rock.

Bit hard to do by hand - even for an Ultramarine. :p
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phAge

7 years ago

If the single player campaign is 12-15 hours of gameplay like in the demo, I'm more than sold even with zero co-op whatsoever. Full co-op would have been great, but this is just a nice bonus IMO.
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phAge

7 years ago

I NEED THIS GAME.
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Street Fighter X Tekken live-action vid

phAge

7 years ago

What the hell was that?
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Halo 4 Warthog in Forza 4

phAge

7 years ago

"A military vehicle with a row of fuel cans hanging on the back. Completely plausible!"

Yeah - who the fuck does that? I mean, apart from those SAS spackers.
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Bungie's message to Halo fans

phAge

7 years ago

Think they're more encouraging the Halo fanbase not to go, y'know, absolutely batshit mental with nerdrage if MS fucks up something crucial like the colour of the Magnum grip or the length of the Elites' penis.

Good luck with that. :)
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BF3 dev responds to fan frame-rate fury

phAge

7 years ago

"BUT I NEEDZ TEH SIXTY EFPEEES FOR MAH HEDSHUTS?!?"

Christ.
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SW: The Old Republic class gameplay

phAge

7 years ago

World of Star Wars indeed.
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Blackwater Kinect FPX announced

phAge

7 years ago

Can't wait for the QTE where I get to gun down a few innocent bystaners with my SAW. Gonna be awesome!
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Sony's cheap PlayStation 3DTV

phAge

7 years ago

Anyone know how the 3D split-screen looks in action? If it is just like a normal telly it'd be quite handy, but fuck playing 2-player with all the, erm, "benefits" of 3D...
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Wireless steering wheel for Xbox 360

phAge

7 years ago

@AAK: Have you ever looked at a guy, sitting in his couch with a massive steering wheel clamped to the coffee table, pretending to be Schumacher? I mean, really? I've no doubt that it is much more fun than using a pad (not really into racers myself), but it looks positively embarrassing. At least this new thingamajig doesn't make you look like a 12 year-old pretending to be throwing his dad's Corsa round the track.
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phAge

7 years ago

If it has a spinning gyroscope in it, that might actually work - and would mean that you could play racers and sims with something other than a pad, yet without looking like the massive spaz of using a fixed wheel.
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Face-Off: DiRT 3

phAge

7 years ago

@UKHardcore:

GRID looked better on 360.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/x360-v...
CBA to check the other games, but I bet the case is the same with them.
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D&D: Daggerdale - first 15 minutes

phAge

7 years ago

@Snowblind: You missed the whole "name and create your character"-bit at the start, then?
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Full stereoscopic 3D hitting Xbox 360

phAge

7 years ago

@Astro:

No - "a source familiar with Xbox 360 development" did.
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phAge

7 years ago

3D starts when Sony etc. etc.
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Total Apple iOS sales: 189 million

phAge

7 years ago

How are Macs (desktop models) for performance these days? I remember back when a PC would pretty much rape a similarly priced Mac (for most applications, anyway) - but I'm not sure what the deal is today. How will a 500 quid Mac fare against a 500 build-it-yourself (or Komplett or similar) PC, performance-wise?
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MS justifies Games on Demand prices

phAge

7 years ago

I wonder what focus group told MS that this was a good idea...
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