oxymoron

Aliens: Colonial Marines special edition contents leaked - report

oxymoron

6 years ago

Stop your grinnin and drop tour linen, that is a gr8 CE. (reaches for flexible friend) :D
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Jurassic Park on iOS is iPad 2 only

oxymoron

7 years ago

Another reason 4 me not joining the 'i' club.
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Aliens: Colonial Marines footage

oxymoron

7 years ago

aint looged in for some time, but after seeing that trailer and the feeling it gave me (this feeling bordereded on sexual arousal) i felt compelled to say so.can't stay frosty all the time..
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Warhammer 40K MMO to be unveiled at E3

oxymoron

8 years ago

Always stayed away from wow because of the crack factor. used to work for GW and love the whole 40k universe, this is something that i may take an extended look at. Grey Knight or Librarian, smite them in his glorious name! I speak his word! For the Emporrer!

space facists/zealots ftw!
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Aliens vs Predator given UK date

oxymoron

8 years ago

oh, and before any of you start hassling me about my poor taste in comments, spare me i've already had my psych evaluatrion this month.
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oxymoron

8 years ago

i was going down on my girlfriend the other day and i said 'gezz u got a big pusssy - geez u got a big pussy'

she said y u say that twice?

i said i didn't

(the echo)
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Metro 2033: The Last Refuge

oxymoron

9 years ago

if it is anything like stalker then i am up 4 it.
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Porn company wants to get on PS3

oxymoron

9 years ago

Red ring of death?
:P ultimate euphamism
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PS3 sales rocket 1000% on Slim release

oxymoron

9 years ago

1000% is still quite a hike, i know they plummeted the week before but if we say it dropped by 80% the week before we are still looking at an increase of 200% on average, i know i am pulling these figures outa my fat hairy sweaty arse, but hey, if it is good enough for (all) of the pr firms...

p.s I own 3 ps3's 1 60gb at home in my bedroom, 1 40gb in my living room and a slim here im my office, both my fatties have upgraded 320gb hdd's.
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MS: Elite pricing unrelated to PS3 Slim

oxymoron

9 years ago

cough *bullshit* cough
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Modern Warfare 2 costs GBP 55

oxymoron

9 years ago

I pre-ordered this from amazon.co.k and i think they have a price promise gaurantee, that they don't change the price if it goes up, they do change it if it comes down though.

i think, anyone know for sure?
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360 owners unlock fourth BF1943 map

oxymoron

9 years ago

I've been playing this game quite a bit and it is awesome, loved it when it came out back in 2002 and it is nice to find that i still own at it :P
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Dead or Alive creator slags off Bayonetta

oxymoron

9 years ago

I would so like to deepthroat Melanie Griffiths.
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E3: MS unveils hands-free Project Natal

oxymoron

9 years ago

so people who spend lots of time playing too many computer games and avoid real world interactions will have more of an excuse not to socially interact apart from their loving A>I, who will no doubt fill them with self confidence and all the life skills they will ever need.

it does look good though (the AI stuff).
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Microsoft E3 Conference

oxymoron

9 years ago

it said l4d 2 was xoming to pxc also, learn to read and don't be blinkered by fanboyism
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oxymoron

9 years ago

l4d is best on PC
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Damnation

oxymoron

9 years ago

whoah! colder than usual for this time of year....
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Prypiat

oxymoron

9 years ago

loved both stalker games, the 1st 1 (even though it had its fair share of bugs) was in my opinion a masterpiece, the mostatmospheric game ever.

I look forward to playing this, heck, i may even pick up stalker again for the ps3 if it comes out.
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GDC: inFamous

oxymoron

9 years ago

Joystiq hs some good new vids on the karma system, looks very interesting tbh.
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Chapter Command Wargear giveaway

oxymoron

9 years ago

yes! got 1 :)
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Dawn of War II goodies all week

oxymoron

9 years ago

level 22 on the multiplayer beta, surely this means I am a dedicated fan, I also have it on pre-order.
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oxymoron

9 years ago

please let it be me.
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Console sales down 76 per cent in US

oxymoron

9 years ago

Flame On!
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Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

oxymoron

9 years ago

can't wait, pre-ordered (for the Emporer)
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Killzone 2 review on Thursday

oxymoron

9 years ago

whatever score it recives I gaurantee the comments section will be full of trolls and counter-trolls.
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Games for Windows boss gets the boot

oxymoron

9 years ago

GFW was a bag of total and utter wank.
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Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

oxymoron

9 years ago

downloading it now :)
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Watchmen: The End is Nigh

oxymoron

9 years ago

For those who seem to think graphic novels can't be literature, I suggest you read stuff like 'the walking dead' or give me liberty.
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oxymoron

9 years ago

Dave Gibbons has done some great artwork, Rogue Trooper was awesome-o. Give me Liberty etc.

V for Vendetta was a great film IMO and it came out at the right time to considering the global crisis which was occuring at the time, there is/was a certain Zeitgeist to the film and graphic novel.


League of Extraordinary gentlement was pap, the best thing in the film was the monster at the end looking like Kevin O'Neils artwork.

(off topic does anyone watch Sanctuary? getting very steampunk/lLOEG with Jack the Ripper, Dr Watson, Nicolas Tesla, Invisible woman)

Hollywood fucked the Judge Dredd movie (demolition man was more judge dredd than judge dredd)

What they need to do is make a 'Marshall Law' film, that will totally turn the industry upside down.

rhubardandcustard, you need to read "Zenith - the ultimate Man' you will love it, as I am sure all of the readers of this website will to.
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Bigwigs make predictions for 2009

oxymoron

9 years ago

I would like to see a game that could mend my arse as my old one HAS A FUCKING GREAT CRACK IN IT!

:)
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CCP clears up after huge EVE exploit

oxymoron

9 years ago

very, very interesting, news like this is fascinating to me, thanks eurogamer you have supplied me with a nerdy nugget to share later down the boozer.

also 1st! :P
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Call of Duty still dominant in UK

oxymoron

9 years ago

first!

lbp ftw!
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EG meets Konnie Huq

oxymoron

10 years ago

great interview, really funny.

I would much rather wed Ellie than konnie, then we could thrash each other at games for fun and thrash each other in the bedroom for pleasure.

:P
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Xbox 360 topples PS3 across Europe

oxymoron

10 years ago

cheapest system sells more than most expensive system

news at 11.
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Valve sees "groundswell to abandon" DRM

oxymoron

10 years ago

Well said imo.

I use my steam account in my office and at home, and it is a simple a logging in and I have all of my games at hand.

I still do prefer the hard copy on occasion, especially the collectors editions.

EA are n00bs.

post scriptum

FIRST!
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Valve publishes Left 4 Dead stats

oxymoron

10 years ago

killed 20,000 zombies so far (ish), looking forward to getting my zombie genocidist achievment.
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Jaffe blown away by God of War 3

oxymoron

10 years ago

How about a painting done in the stlye of Hieronymous Bosch?!?

that style and espicially if the subject matter are Gods (and Devils).
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Half-Life is ten, buy it cheap

oxymoron

10 years ago

a true milestone in videogaming history!

huzzah!
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Wheel of Time fantasy books to be games

oxymoron

10 years ago

was a slob and got the unnabridged audio readings, listened to 1-4, thought they were great.

will make good films for sure if done properly, but i reckon will be crap games (unless done with a great deal of care and attention).
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