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The Chinese Room: A look behind Britain's boldest studio

joydivision84

3 years ago

Everybody's Gone to the Rapture kinda reminded me of The Archers - The Game. In a good way. Was expecting the credits to roll to this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKVGFP93bPg
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The Witcher 3 Xbox One patch set to add 30fps frame-rate cap

joydivision84

3 years ago

@guyver2077 I'm running it off an external 7200rpm HD and get a lot of these audio stuttering. It's by far my biggest annoyance with the game.
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Prey dev's survival horror game Lost Within hits iOS and Amazon Fire devices

joydivision84

3 years ago

So it's outlast. Basically.
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Namco's Godzilla fights Mothra in new gameplay footage

joydivision84

3 years ago

The power of ps4 there in all its glory.
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Elite: Dangerous confirmed for Xbox One

joydivision84

3 years ago

@IronGiant lol, so bitter mate!
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Evolve review

joydivision84

3 years ago

So let me get this straight, less that 10 reviews into this new 'avoid/recommended policy'...and the system has failed. A grey either has been found between both and Eurogamer has simply bugged out, and refused to put either.

Great stuff guys and girls. Great stuff.
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The Witcher 3 PC system requirements revealed

joydivision84

3 years ago

@PurpleRain "rapes?" Tone it down eh mate? This isn't a call of duty pre-game lobby.
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The next major Assassin's Creed is set in Victorian London

joydivision84

3 years ago

Be funny if they spoke with a French accent.
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The case for 30fps PC gaming

joydivision84

3 years ago

"a lacked 30fps" lol
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Video: Has Dragon Age Inquisition's combat found the right balance?

joydivision84

4 years ago

I found it hard to deal with Aoifes sudden lurches between Irish and American accents. Was plain weird.

Ended up sounding like an episode of Father Ted filmed in "New Yoick" .
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Sunset Overdrive review

joydivision84

4 years ago

@George-Roper an 8 does not suggest good, it suggest, very good.

A 6 may be called just good with flaws, or a 7 certainly.
Perhaps you're in need of that picture you mentioned your draw.
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The Very Organised Thief is a first-person burglary sim

joydivision84

4 years ago

That YouTube 'personality' is my idea of a nightmare human being.

What a grade A Bellend.
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Face-Off: Alien: Isolation

joydivision84

4 years ago

Have the game on the Xbox One, game is an absolute mess. Slows to single digit framerates randomly, and when I say randomly...I mean random, not action heavy scenes, or scenes with lots of particles going on etc.

The cut scenes are embarrassing...just, shocking how a game could be released (on the Xbox One anyway) in this state.

Saddest thing? the game is fantastic. But it is hidden underneath complete dog shit frame rate performance.
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Watch Dogs has shipped over 8 million units

joydivision84

4 years ago

It turned out to be a fairly shite game to be honest, in my opinion.
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Cliff Bleszinski says he's "coming out of retirement"

joydivision84

4 years ago

Hmm, so apparently no one here enjoyed Gears of War at all?

You're all too cool for school.
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What is No Man's Sky? This is No Man's Sky

joydivision84

4 years ago

Looks wonderful. I think that seems the most appropriate word.
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Watch Uncharted 4 and The Last of Us at 60fps

joydivision84

4 years ago

Why show Uncharted at 60fps? When I imagine there is a hell of a good chance the game won't be. I mean, look at the Order, that is 1080p 30fps. I imagine Uncharted will if anything look even better, so I imagine it will be difficult to get anything bar cut scenes at that frame-rate.
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Does The Division live up to its promise?

joydivision84

4 years ago

Chris playing on his tablet like a sad bastard. I think it looks pretty good, but the fake xbox live chat is so cringey it hurts my brain. Megan telling you to "watch your step" etc, urgh yuck.
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Ubisoft's E3 conference

joydivision84

4 years ago

Ubisoft knocked it out the park with this mental presenter, the best music and Albeta.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Hostage is her twin sister?
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joydivision84

4 years ago

"one just grabbed her....sheetttttt" christ, so cheesy.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

I love the fake, Division-esque crap online multiplayer chat. Folk taking games wayyyy too seriously.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

New Rayman looks gritty, lol.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

did he just ask if she's on the game? haha
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joydivision84

4 years ago

god it's exhausting just watching this pish.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

It does look stunning, I'll give it that. No Alberta, but still.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

@x201 good point. Would love to see a jihad simulator 2014 game or something.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

The developers are wasting their time making these CG trailers, put the time into your game man.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

rock n roll.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

imagine this in the UK, John O'Groats to Lands End, all the shitty boring places in between. Be epic.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Alberta to this, what a transition.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Those people in apocalypse ridden New York should just have a wee dance like Alberta. Cheer them up no end.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Alberta forever.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Who the hell wants to do this? Like life is one big constant bollywood movie or something.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

I hope you can dance along to the haunting Ubisoft music at the beginning of the broadcast...
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joydivision84

4 years ago

damn straight, that guy can sugar talk me to sleep anyday.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

When's the dead smoking monkey getting a spin off?
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joydivision84

4 years ago

thought that monkey was smoking a fag for a minute there.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

yessss....it's back. Makes me think I am in a cool little chic french cafe this music (not)
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joydivision84

4 years ago

where can I buy this fine musical ditty as a single?
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joydivision84

4 years ago

that tune is epic.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

Cosplay really is the worlds lamest hobby.
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joydivision84

4 years ago

fuck is this guy?
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Does FIFA 15 fix the series' legacy issues?

joydivision84

4 years ago

@StrikerPT did you not read the last few paragraphs?
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Assassin's Creed: Unity has four-player campaign multiplayer

joydivision84

4 years ago

Urgh, seems like every game they want me to play with people online. Let me play games at my pace please.
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The end of gimmicks?

joydivision84

4 years ago

@MrTomFTW How is Nintendo 'gimmicks'? I mean, as much as the original Wii's controller was different, it was also proven to be a viable control option. I was not much of a fan myself personally, but equally I see how it transcended from 'gimmick' to viable form of control. Remember Nintendo was the company who introduced such 'gimmicks' as the control pad, the D Pad and the analog stick. So perhaps you should look at Nintendo as not just a Gimmick factory, but as a 'new idea' factory. Where some fail, Virtual Boy etc...and some hit, Analog sticks, rumble pack etc.
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Ico-esque adventure The Girl and the Robot is coming to PS4

joydivision84

4 years ago

Is this for the N64?
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Prey 2 studio has taken over development on TimeGate's Minimum

joydivision84

4 years ago

Please never use the word 'legos' again, this is EURO-gamer, not US-gamer.
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Crackdown dev and TxK composer reveals puzzle adventure Lumo

joydivision84

4 years ago

enchantment?

ENCHANTMENT!
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That Dragon, Cancer's inspiration, Joel Green, passes away

joydivision84

4 years ago

Horrible, articles like this really make you put things into perspective. What's really valuable in life. RIP Joel. :(
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