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Sony's E3 conference is a late one

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4 years ago

Please let there be sales figures pie charts and/or histograms! Oh and a good hour or so once again detailing the functions of the Share button.
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GDC live report: Sony's "Future of Innovation" is VR

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4 years ago

And not a single Jamiroquai pun to be seen, psh.
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4 years ago

How long until I can give Ayane a massage? This is important.
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4 years ago

Just announce a port of DoA Xtreme with a Powerglove-esque attachment and the Japanese market alone will net enough revenue for Sony to buy Mars
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4 years ago

I wonder will a YLOD induce an aneurysm
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4 years ago

Lawnmower-pheus Man
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Tech Analysis: The Last of Us

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5 years ago

Perhaps the Digital Foundry could look into what makes this game crash (mostly) first gen consoles? It causes the dreaded triple beep and the blinking red light, but doesn't kill the console. It'll start straight back up and play any other game for hours on end, but will crash TLoU anywhere from 5 minutes on.

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It's something that's being completely ignored by ND, as it was when the same problem occurred with Uncharted 3.
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Right now, Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty isn't coming to Xbox One or Xbox 360

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5 years ago

I'm glad they've never sold out, because I really enjoyed playing Munch's Oddysee and Stranger's Wrath on my PS2.
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Sony details final PlayStation 4 tech spec

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5 years ago

Has there been anything regarding backwards compatibility yet?
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War never changes

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5 years ago

...where Microsoft executives act like their entire audience has a single-digit IQ and masturbates over assault rifles.
Hate to break it to you...
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Live: Sony E3 2013 Conference

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5 years ago

"Looks like you guys could use a tight 'un" Goodnight everybody!
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5 years ago

"Let's grab our loot!" *reaches into PS+ players' wallets*
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5 years ago

"Also, we cured cancer." *subdued clapping*
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5 years ago

"Exclusive beta", aka we fired the QA department
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5 years ago

This ain't your DAD'S horse armor!
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5 years ago

Love hacktually
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5 years ago

Just a reminder that these freezes are pre-alpha and will be significantly upgraded to proper, console-breaking disc grinders when finished
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5 years ago

Lorne you beautiful bastard.
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Xbox One available this November in the UK priced £429

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5 years ago

How short are your collective memories, or is this your first console? This is the way pricing has always been. One rule for the US, one rule for the EU. PS2 = $300/£300. Xbox = $299/£299 PS3 = $599/€599 (or €630 if you lived in Ireland, y'know, just because), X360 = $399/€399.

I won't be buying this joke of a malfunctioning PVR, nor have I bought any of its previous iterations, but people are blowing this out of proportion. Gouging, yes, but what did you expect? Seriously.
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Dead or Alive 5 has costume specific breast bouncing

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6 years ago

Preoder bonus: Kleenex
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The Walking Dead EU PSN release date, price announced

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6 years ago

Characters look as though they've been imported from Crapston Villas :/
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Sony announces huge PSN DLC sale

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7 years ago

Could you not have started this article with a more weaselly sentence?
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Molyneux fluffed Fable Journey reveal

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7 years ago

Why is "Peter Molyneux makes misleading statement" in the news section?
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Minecraft earns £20 million in revenue

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7 years ago

Good for him! Although most developers now seem to enjoy putting out games still in the alpha stage, hurr hurr
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Heavy Rain "fuels a lot of hope"

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8 years ago

Speaking of hope, I hope they manage to patch up some of the gaping plot holes with DLC!
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Retrospective: Aliens vs. Predator Classic 2000

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8 years ago

In summary, "I have a girlfriend, look at me."
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3D gaming will reach 40 million by 2014

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8 years ago

Shame we're all dead in 2012 init?
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Tony Hawk: RIDE

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9 years ago

@FooAtari

I do get it. The fact is, if people are stupid enough to buy this shit year on year then they deserve to get exploited. If they voted with their wallets and bought other games we wouldn't have this problem. It's not Activision's fault gamers as a majority are stupid.
What Activision's doing is reprehensible, but very sound business practice. Why take a risk on assembling a talented team and ploughing money into something that may or may not succeed when you can greenlight a guaranteed big seller for relatively little effort? It's a no-brainer. Money is tight and the days of risk taking are numbered, *especially* for a massive company like Activision where profit rather than progress has always been the motto.
But as usual gamers want to whinge and whine about a situation of their own making.
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9 years ago

How dare a company try to turn a profit, HOW FUCKING DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Metal Gear Solid on PSN this week

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9 years ago

How will I beat Psycho Mantis D:
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Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

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9 years ago

I'm sure it'll rack up sales in the hundreds!
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UK Chart: Goal-pie for FIFA 10

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9 years ago

NGS2 a re-entry? Oh EG, how very droll.
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Assassin's Creed II slips on PC

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9 years ago

Whenever I read "via Twitter" I become slightly nauseous.
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New ratings logos green-lit for UK

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9 years ago

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E3: Molyneux reveal during MS conf?

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9 years ago

What is this recent obsession with using "reveal" as a noun? It seems to be the new SKU.

Molyneux reveal? I are hope so!
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PSN Bionic Commando going cheap

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9 years ago

@Solvalu: Who the hell cares, what do you think this is, EUROgamer?!
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PS2 life cycle is at an end, says Microsoft

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9 years ago

I wish the PS2 could've lasted as long as the original Xbox.
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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

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9 years ago

You cannot lose if you do not play.
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Street Fighter IV

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9 years ago

Guilty Gear still destroys it.
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2008: 10-1

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9 years ago

@doriangray, kudos on the name by the way!

I know, there's a big divide between people who A) wanted GTA IV to be more realistic and B) those who wanted a more Crazy Taxi-esque arcade experience, but personally I found the balance between fun and realism absolutely perfect. Each car handled exactly as it should. And as such, most of the cars are unutterable shite. But the "good" cars, make journeys a pleasure. I think handbrake turns needing the right balance of acceleration, momentum, braking and of course handbrake is a stroke of genius. Maybe personal taste but you can't honestly say that driving from one end of a warfield to another in FC 2 is better. Never before have I played a game in which getting to the mission was the hard part, the mission itself the easy part.
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9 years ago

"One day a GTA game will emerge that doesn't needlessly demand you drive halfway across an enormous map to start a mission, and then I will be a happy camper."

Errr, and yet you praised Far Cry's world/solid gameplay? Given that driving in GTA IV is actually enjoyable and easy, what with radio stations and you know, roads, rather than dirt tracks, getting there isn't - "Drive 5 metres, *clang* into a small piece of scrub, *get killed by someone you meet randomly on the road* *restart*". That said, it's a good bit higher than Far Cry but still a bit silly if you don't like an aspect that's done a lot better.

Oh and I did get a larf out of Tom's "Ignore the snobbery" comment, given that the site (staff & users) are all a horrible bunch of elitists.
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Editor's blog: Christmas updates!

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9 years ago

How exactly do people who play videogames for a living relax over the holidays? Ditch digging? Coal mining? Panel beating?
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GTA IV was Aronofsky's moment of 2008

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10 years ago

Must we jump for joy every time someone who's noted for something other than videogames says "I like videogames"?

Oh and Robocop was, is, and ever shall be trash.
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Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

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10 years ago

How can they dumb down an RTS that never even had the S in the first place?
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Eurogamer Italia launches

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10 years ago

Concorso aperto solo ai residenti del Regno Unito.
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MotorStorm: Pacific Rift

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10 years ago

rowsdower, try the Rez HD review ;)
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Eurogamer España launches

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10 years ago

Great, yet another language for people to read "Competition only open to UK residents." in.
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New Silent Hill pushed back to February

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10 years ago

Damn, makes me wish I had a functioning console ;[

PS3, 360 both on the scrapheap at the moment, I should probably get them fixed!
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10 years ago

I keep hearing the "I'd have no money anyway" argument, what games are coming out that would have prevented a purchase of this particular game? Yes I'm out of the loop.
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