Squidgywidgywoo

Share your favourite moments from Obsidian games and win consoles!

Squidgywidgywoo

7 months ago

Ever since I was a wee lad, I'd always wondered what it would be like to have something forcefully inserted into my anus.

Being quite shy and introverted, I've never quite managed to find that special someone to fulfil my wildest of fantasies.

The years flew by, and I was resigned to the fact that I may never experience the thrill of a good sphincter-stretching session.

But then a little game called South Park: The Stick of Truth came along. It may not have been a physical act, but I was penetrated emotionally. I also like aliens.

I finally feel (w)hole again.

Thank you Obsidian.
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Denuvo responds to lightning quick Resident Evil 7 PC crack

Squidgywidgywoo

1 year ago

No 'Master of unlocking' jokes? :(
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Gifts for Gamers - Christmas gift guide 2016

Squidgywidgywoo

1 year ago

@neilka a box of tissues
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PlayStation wants you to name its new bear

Squidgywidgywoo

1 year ago

Bear: Definitive Edition.
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What's your #BestBrexitGame?

Squidgywidgywoo

2 years ago

Alone in the Dark
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Shot standing behind a wall: why isn't Overwatch's tick rate higher?

Squidgywidgywoo

2 years ago

Shot standing behind a wall: are you sure it wasn't Hanzo's Ultimate?
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It's Fallout 4 launch day and for many GAME still hasn't delivered

Squidgywidgywoo

2 years ago

GAME. GAME never changes.
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Destiny's six-player raids can only be played with friends

Squidgywidgywoo

4 years ago

@irononreverse I imagine a spot of dancing was involved at some point :D
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Squidgywidgywoo

4 years ago

@frunk Wouldn't let me have that for some reason.
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Xbox One shows flickers of visionary promise but misses an opportunity to prove it with games

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Microsoft are all fart and no poo. Hopefully they'll follow through at E3 and actually show some gameplay.
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Men's Room Mayhem due next week

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Always wanted to piss on a random stranger. :cool:
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2D randomly-generated sandbox adventure Starbound secures over $600K in three days

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Tiy, the lead developer on Starbound, actually worked on Terraria. Gonna be ace.
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Saturday Soapbox: Christopher Nolan has ruined video games

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Come on son, come on.
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Daylight is an Unreal 4 engine randomly generated horror game from the Blacklight dev

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

@Cadence He's obviously about to do the dishes.
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God of War: Ascension bundle introduces white super duper slim PS3

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

£249.99 at Amazon.
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Borderlands 2 writer responds to allegations of racism

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Oh hi Storm, have you met my friend Teacup? I think you two are going to get on just fine.
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Rapturous new BioShock Infinite trailer soars

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

I think we're supposed to click the Call of Duty ad.
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Dead Space 3 dev: "change is always scary"

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

There's an ad on the 360 dashboard for Dead Space 3.

The subtitle reads: No Space for Fear.

Got that right!
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Ni no Kuni live stream from 5pm GMT / 6pm CET

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

Son I am excite.
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UK tabloids single out Call of Duty, Dynasty Warriors in coverage of Sandy Hook school massacre

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

May as well blame GTA as well then for giving him the idea to nick his Mum's car.
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Adverts and the new Xbox 360 dashboard

Squidgywidgywoo

5 years ago

As I play games on my 360 rather than stare at the dashboard, the adverts don't really bother me.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 review

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Would very much like to see a 3-way console face-off for this one.
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Halo 4 review

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

But 3+4+3 makes 10 damn you! The subliminal message obviously didn't work.
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Hotline Miami review

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Just played this. AMAZEBALLS.
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What if people don't like Jon Hare's first original game since Sensible Software?

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I like this guy. He swears a lot.
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Microsoft slaps down user creation rules for machinima, videos, fanfiction

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Storm, meet teacup.
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Watch Dean Hall's DayZ Standalone session from the Eurogamer Expo

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Cheers James! :)
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No Doubt vs. Activision lawsuit settled

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Oh bollocks that was already in there. Oops!
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Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Are you Happy Now Tom? Well are you?
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Toyota creates a Kinect enabled car

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about getting stuck on the dashboard.
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Resident Evil 6 day-one patch breaks PSN copies

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Just re-remake the Gamecube remake please Capcom. That'd be swell.
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"There is something we haven't told everybody about when you play the cube..."

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I'd tap that.
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Scientists create game-playing AIs that are indistinguishable from humans

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I don't care how smart they are as long as they call me a 'meat bicycle' when I'm running away from them.
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Wii U price round-up: where's cheapest?

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Ouch.
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You've seen the cut-scenes, but how does The Last of Us actually play?

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Jesus Christ monkey balls, that looks sexy.
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So, what's Borderlands 2 all about then?

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Can't wait to get my big weapon out again.
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Skyrim: Hearthfire DLC allows you to build a house, adopt a child

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Minerim.
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Sony sales highlight PlayStation Vita's struggle

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

@walidb123 Not really. I bought a Vita to play Vita games. I want to see what this little beast can do. Not really interested in playing PSP games on my Vita (I have a PSP for that), or games like Rayman Origins which I have on my 360. I'm hoping that we'll soon get some games that can really show off the Vita's strengths.
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Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

My Vita looks very pretty sitting on my shelf, but it would be nice to have a reason to switch it on every once in a while.
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Ubisoft: "we have been penalised by the lack of new consoles"

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Wasn't this story on here a few weeks ago? Or is this just a fresh round of moaning from Ubisoft?
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Father blames Microsoft as son spends £1150 on Xbox Live

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I've thought about this a lot, and I'm going with 'dumb cunt'.
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Bust Gothic 4 dev Spellbound re-emerges as Black Forest Games

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I really like their g‚teaux.
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Borderlands 2 footage features creatures

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

I've just come.
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Nintendo 3DS XL Review

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

But will it blend?
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Borderlands 2 rewards for Borderlands 1 players

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

w00t.
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Asus Transformer Pad TF300 Review

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

@berelain Is there an echo in here?
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Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

@berelain Thanks for that Sherlock :D
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Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

@JohnnyHeaven I'm gonna go with Mega Drive.
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Nintendo 3DS XL Circle Pad Pro confirmed

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Too stupid even for a facepalm. :lol:
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Peter Molyneux to speak at Rezzed

Squidgywidgywoo

6 years ago

Brilliant. That's my daily dose of comedy sorted! :-D
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