Monkey_Chops

Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2017: 30-21

Monkey_Chops

4 months ago

ME: Andromeda ranking higher than Persona 5 and Horizon? Riiiiiiight.
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Watch: Chris plays Hotline Miami for the first time, gets quite into violence

Monkey_Chops

1 year ago

My favourite Late to the Party so far. Something inherently soothing about Johnny's calm mentoring and moulding of Chris into a psycho-killer...


...I need to go out more.
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Watch: Chris plays Resident Evil 4 for the first time

Monkey_Chops

1 year ago

@Dijon He admits this at the beginning.
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The Last of Us: Part 2 announced, Ellie and Joel to return

Monkey_Chops

1 year ago

Love how it's called Part II. Very Godfather.
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Watch: Aoife and Chris ride chocobos and bully giraffes in Final Fantasy 15

Monkey_Chops

1 year ago

"Foaming in the fallopians" is officially my Crude Phrase of the Year. Nice work, Aoife.
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DF Retro: How Shadow of the Colossus pushed PS2 to its limits

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Love this. Glad to say I still have my PS2 and copy of SH2 lying around. Tempting to dig it out and relive the experience again having watched this great feature.
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Destiny 2 will launch for PC, characters may be left behind - reports

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Harold Ryan, Eurogamer.
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Mass Effect Andromeda's male and female hero choices are brother and sister

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Booo, Eurogamer. No Shaun Ryder?
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The first post-Kojima Metal Gear is a co-op survival game set in an alternate reality

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Fuck. Those. Konami. Arseholes.
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Watch: We tried VR Porn at E3

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Kind of amusing, but also kind of yucky. I felt sorry for Chris by the end of the vid!
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Watch: What's the deal with all the Overwatch porn?

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

I knew just by reading the headline that this was going to be something from Aoife.
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Watch: Aoife walks Chris through Heavy Rain

Monkey_Chops

2 years ago

Chris trolling Aoife with his complete gaming ineptitude. Priceless.
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Batman: Arkham Knight gets a Photo Mode on PS4

Monkey_Chops

3 years ago

@MerryLoony So it's not pointless, then.
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Video: Gamescom 2015 and making a dodgy Fallout Pip-Boy

Monkey_Chops

3 years ago

Worth watching for the "Turbo Hipster" put down alone.
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1989 Batman movie skins coming to Arkham Knight

Monkey_Chops

3 years ago

It also explains why Danny Elfman is mentioned in the credits.
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Leading creators back latest Tropes vs Women video

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Whether you agree or not, it's really well-constructed and thought out. I enjoyed listening to her analysis. It's lacking in balance (no mention of strong female characters like Ellie in The Last of Us, or Alyx Vance or the female characters in the Uncharted series, for example), but it's great food for thought.
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Diablo 3 on console: when is 60fps not really 60fps?

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

You guys should be charging Blizzard for bug testing. Their lot clearly have been slacking off.
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"The transformation was painful. We paid the price"

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Love Eurogamer's "Don't give me that bullshit" interview. Good job!
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Bungie reassures fans disappointed that Destiny only has one playable area per planet

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

The moon is the smallest destination? We spent ages wandering off the beaten track exploring on Saturday!
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You've got male

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Minor nitpick: it was Ms Marvel that was reinvented as a Muslim schoolgirl. Captain Marvel remains very much a blonde American woman.
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Halo: The Master Chief Collection includes Halo 1-4

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Will Forge come with Halo 3?
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Batman: Arkham Knight release date slips to 2015

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Dan Didio from DC Comics said as much a couple of months ago, probably without realising Rocksteady had yet to make the announcement. I've managed in that time to get acquainted with my disappointment and now sympathise with the rest of you.
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Last night I trumped Trump at Hearthstone

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Top stuff. Great game, great article. I love it when moments like these are shared. I wish I'd seen it.

You guys need Trump's comment on this, definitely.
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Titanfall runs into problems on PC with error 503

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Midnight Friday, I thought? #pedant
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Down the replay rabbit hole

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

I wish I could get Masq working again. Great game.
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The Last of Us: Left Behind review

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

10! Awesome-sauce. Downloading now so it's all ready for me when I get back from work this evening. Can't wait!
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Games of 2013: Animal Crossing: New Leaf

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Fantastic love letter to a fantastic game. This chewed up weeks of my life.
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A Link to the Past awakens on the Wii U eShop

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

They missed a trick not releasing this for the 3DS prior to the sequel. They're missing a trick now by not doing the same.
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"A future that has a history": Introducing No Man's Sky

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

It only took 2 people to create Elite. I hope the game becomes this generation's Elite. Imagine that.
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Xbox Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes has exclusive Raiden mission

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Out on my birthday. Fab.
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Live: VGX 2013

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

For anyone who enjoyed the No Man's Sky trailer music, it's from "Debutante" by 65daysofstatic.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

No Man's Sky and Broken Age were the highlights for me.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Your choices will be based on your preferences. No shit.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Hahahaha!
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Boring trailer.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Ha! Nice way to punk your staff, Ken Levine.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Who are these cockwits?
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Oh no.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Mirrors Edge meets zombies.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

What the hell just happened?
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

This does sound too good to be true.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Didn't Traveller's Tales do something similar with Haven?
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Oh. Skyrim in space, then.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Is it like Elite?
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Ohhh. Epic. Nice soundtrack, too.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Trevor = Every CoD player ever.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Right, so you guys haven't figured out how you're doing the game. Why bother? Sigh.
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Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

Bollocks to that. Can't TellTale just make their own thing?
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Hello Games debuts first-person action adventure No Man's Sky

Monkey_Chops

4 years ago

I wonder how detailed all those worlds will be, though? Four guys putting that all together... I'll believe it when I see it.
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