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PlatinumGames is making what looks like a spiritual successor to Ōkami

Jonamok

3 days ago

More clickbait? Is this the new thing on here? Struggling for ad revenue that much, EG?
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Dark Souls on Switch just got delayed

Jonamok

4 days ago

Fuck.
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Konami announced a new Castlevania game

Jonamok

4 days ago

Nice clickbait. Couldn't have put the important bit in either the title or sub? Poor.
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Gorgeous Norse myth themed action adventure Jotun comes to Switch next week

Jonamok

5 days ago

Looks like a nice Norse double-header with GoW. I’m in.
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Sega is making a Mega Drive Mini

Jonamok

5 days ago

"For it's NES trick"? Really?

Lol, good stealth edit Tom.
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God of War is another tech powerhouse for PS4

Jonamok

1 week ago

“God of War is receiving a lot of positive press right now - not least its Eurogamer Recommended review.”

Or, more accurately, ‘the least positive press in its EG review’.
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Harvest Moon creator's Little Dragons Café gets its first gameplay trailer

Jonamok

2 weeks ago

Don’t know how old that build is, but it needs waaaay longer in the oven. Lots of graphical hiccups, and really poor, floaty character animation. Concept looks lovely though.
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A Twitch streamer is poised to become Sea of Thieves' very first Pirate Legend today

Jonamok

3 weeks ago

Hopped onto the stream.

Very first thing I saw was an auto message from the streamer pop-up thanking someone for their follow - happened to be some c*nt with a clearly racist hashtag.

Hopped off the stream.
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What went wrong with PSVR exclusive Bravo Team, the "Halo of VR shooters"

Jonamok

4 weeks ago

Nice bit of journalism. Bravo, team.
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Looks like Ikaruga is coming to PS4

Jonamok

4 weeks ago

Switch version with vertical TATE mode or GTFO.
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Last night, a million people tuned into one Fortnite YouTube stream

Jonamok

4 weeks ago

Tom, it's "...led the charge." Not "...lead the charge."
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Welcome to the new Eurogamer

Jonamok

1 month ago

Genuinely horrible.
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20% off all Amazon Warehouse purchases today

Jonamok

1 month ago

People selling a used copy of Until Dawn on PS4 for £38. You fucking what? Lol.
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Kirby Star Allies review - a delightfully detailed throwback

Jonamok

1 month ago

The demo put me right off. Mash attack to win. Or put the joycons down and let the CPU do it for you. Even on hard.

Pretty. Vacant.
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Best PlayStation VR games: The 15 best PSVR games you really have to play

Jonamok

1 month ago

No Superhot VR
No Batman VR

Oh dear.
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The deliciously dark Little Nightmares is coming to Nintendo Switch

Jonamok

1 month ago

“What the studio is up to now, we don't know.”

Now, unlike you guys, I’m not a Games Journalist. But you could always, you know, contact Tarsier and ask them for an update of any kind on their upcoming slate? Crazy, right?
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Oculus Rift headsets have reportedly stopped working across the globe

Jonamok

2 months ago

UnLuckey.
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Zen Studios ditches plans to patch Pinball FX3 Nintendo Switch performance

Jonamok

2 months ago

"I simply don't have the intention of giving you my money."
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Why can't we forget Lovecraft?

Jonamok

2 months ago

Good read, thanks.
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Eurogamer's parent company Gamer Network has been bought by PAX operator ReedPOP

Jonamok

2 months ago

I predict a name change to GlobalGamer within weeks.
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Adorable PSVR platformer Moss finally unearths release date

Jonamok

2 months ago

Wonder why it's not just called Quill?
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Bayonetta 2 physical Switch launch down on Wii U

Jonamok

2 months ago

"The Platinum-developed Bayonetta 2 (which includes a copy of Bayo 1)..."

Are you actually going to correct this at all, EG?
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Nintendo Switch paid online service finally arrives September

Jonamok

3 months ago

@the_ewan Yeah, obvs not 100% serious about being ‘happy’, but I’d certainly pay it in a heartbeat.
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Jonamok

3 months ago

I’ll happily pay £20 to back up my BOTW save!
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Motorstorm and Driveclub developers' new racing game Onrush has a release date

Jonamok

3 months ago

Should rename it OnRushy.
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Shadow of the Colossus PS4 review

Jonamok

3 months ago

Wow, what a beautifully written review. One of the most engaging things I've read on here in a long time. Nice work, Oli.
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Shadow of the Colossus is one of the best remakes of all time

Jonamok

3 months ago

I'm back in. For the third time.

Can Bluepoint give Ico the same treatment please?
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The new God of War hits PS4 in April

Jonamok

3 months ago

Very excited for this, looks like something very special.
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Gorgeous nature-themed platform adventure Fe is launching in February

Jonamok

3 months ago

@el_pollo_diablo The iron-out gag deserved more love, mate. :-)
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Sea of Thieves is getting a beautiful Xbox One controller

Jonamok

4 months ago

Holy shit is that ugly.
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Microsoft pulls PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds ad which ripped off fan

Jonamok

4 months ago

I love the phrase: Xbox mouthpiece Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb.

Gives him all due respect.
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Eurogamer readers' top 50 games of 2017

Jonamok

4 months ago

With Destiny 2 nowhere near bothering the top 10, it must be encouraging to know your readership has better taste than you guys!
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Magic Leap finally unveils its long-awaited augmented reality goggles

Jonamok

4 months ago

Smoke and lenses.
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The truth about GodMode, the "World's First Brain Booster for Gamers"

Jonamok

4 months ago

Yeah, can you put the TLDR in the subheading please? “Didn’t work” or something witty. As it’s effectively advertising unless you read the whole article.
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Rocket League in a box costs £35 on Nintendo Switch

Jonamok

4 months ago

Bullshit price.
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Destiny 2 locks one of its most-prized exotic guns behind Curse of Osiris expansion

Jonamok

5 months ago

Finished the campaign a couple of times, got to about 290. Enjoyed much of it. Then the exact same boredom I got from D1, at about the same point, kicked in hard.

There’s a great 20 hours in both games for anyone who likes a sci-fi FPS. But then you really need to go play another game.
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The new game from the creator of QWOP is as brutal as it is brilliant

Jonamok

5 months ago

More NOPE than you can possibly imagine.
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Team-based spaceship battler Dreadnought launches on PS4

Jonamok

5 months ago

"Developer Yager is working on it. That's Yager which made the [I]very good but bizarrely overrated because the story didn't completely blow Spec Ops: The Line, by the way."

FTFY.
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Mother defends 14-year-old son sued by Epic over Fortnite cheat video

Jonamok

5 months ago

He's a kid, whether he's an irritating online cheat or not.

Nobody looks good here.
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How the devs behind Driveclub plan to bring the arcade racer back to life

Jonamok

5 months ago

FYI Martin,

Evolution Studios is in Runcorn.
Which still isn't in Liverpool (despite you referencing the city 4 times).
Runcorn isn't even in Merseyside.

Codies' own site makes it clear it's their Cheshire Studio.
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"This game is a Star Wars-themed online casino designed to lure kids into spending money"

Jonamok

5 months ago

I realise this isn't the right forum, but I wonder if the powers that be will target Fantasy Flight Games next for their Star Wars Destiny card game that markets and sells booster packs, mostly stuffed with common shite, to kids (of all ages). It can take $thousands to collect a good selection of hero cards.
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Jelly Deals: LG's 4K OLED at its cheapest ever price

Jonamok

5 months ago

Dear Curry's - another £350 off and I'm in.
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Here's our first proper look at gameplay from thatgamecompany's Sky

Jonamok

5 months ago

Hopefully the Apple deal won't stop this hitting consoles.
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Black Friday games deals 2017 - the best deals for games, consoles, accessories, and more

Jonamok

5 months ago

I like how your in-thread Xbox One link points to the Nintendo page. Doing God’s work chaps.
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Destiny 2 PlayStation 4 Pro and Xbox One X enhancements coming next month

Jonamok

5 months ago

The list of other EG Destiny 2 articles at the bottom of this one is hysterical.
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The price and state of Star Wars Battlefront 2 loot crates at launch

Jonamok

5 months ago

Just to be clear, can I buy the game on disc, rinse the campaign in a few hours and sling it into CEX for a net cost of a tenner, and never touch a loot crate?

That’s me sorted. Carry on.
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Amazon UK customers furious as Xbox One X pre-orders fail to arrive

Jonamok

6 months ago

And then when it does arrive, most people without insanely fast BB will spend the following couple of days downloading the inevitable day one update plus a couple of petabytes of marginally better textures for old games.

Edit: Sorry, that was harsh.

I should have said '...slightly better textures for mostly older games.'

Lighten up gang!
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Surgeon Simulator studio's Decksplash needs 100k people to play this week or it's canned

Jonamok

6 months ago

Can’t see the name as anything other than Dicksplash.
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David Cage on Detroit and its depiction of domestic violence

Jonamok

6 months ago

This is Cage's important line: "play the game and see it in context to really understand it."

Which begs the question, why was the decision made by Cage, Sony or whoever to show that sequence without that important context?

Hmm, I wonder...
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Sony's Paris press conference suggests we need a new way to show difficult games

Jonamok

6 months ago

Great article. Bravo.
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