HolyJebus

PlayStation 5: when can Sony truly deliver a generational leap in power?

HolyJebus

5 days ago

@VeganViking thumbs down for misuse of the word 'literally' 😋
2 2

Don't gush: why the vision of Mirror's Edge Catalyst makes it a modern great

HolyJebus

2 weeks ago

I like the Mirrors Edge series but I could never take it seriously as it doesn't feel like a real living place. It feels like there's about 50 people living in this entire city so it's really just a fun park to mess about in. Which is fine but I wouldn't try hold its story in any high regard.
1 0

Jelly Deals: Up to 30% off a range of games this week

HolyJebus

3 months ago

First baby is due in May so I've taken the leap for a Switch now before I'm even more broke. Otherwise I might have to wait for the mini Switch in 20 years.
4 0

"A new Tomb Raider game is coming" says Square Enix

HolyJebus

4 months ago

The first letter of each sentence spells 'Shadow'.
If it's playable soon I wonder if they could deliver it in episodes like Hitman, not that that was a big success.
Also the impression I get for the big event is maybe something specific for Tomb Raider and not E3.
3 0

Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda: Twilight Princess to launch on Android in 1080p

HolyJebus

5 months ago

Remember the rumours of Switch running a form of android before it was released. I wonder if those rumours stemmed from this project.
1 0

Pix the Cat review

HolyJebus

4 years ago

I'm not mad about Pix the Cat but find myself returning to it for short bursts. For this reason I believe it's not an ideal game for a reviewing scenario as I wouldn't want to play this for hours non-stop.
7 0

Why Killzone Shadow Fall is almost 40GB (it used to be 290...)

HolyJebus

5 years ago

I so wish movie/tv companies would do the same with Blu Rays. It pisses me off no end when I pop in a Blu, Sons of Anarchy at the moment, and it takes about 2 minutes to get to the main menu. It's a joke and i'll be downloading further series instead of buying them. Why are the non-pirates always punished the most. GRRRRR
62 3

Next Xbox Reveal: live report and live video

HolyJebus

5 years ago

Pretty sure they won't be mentioning console specs at this unveil.
0 0

HolyJebus

5 years ago

It'll be like Snes days when every game had super before it. Halo Infinity. Gears Infinity. Milo Infinity. It's a dead cert.
0 0

HolyJebus

5 years ago

Bet the go with Xbox Infinity. I called this last year. Any takers?
0 0

Former Sony employee sues Nintendo over 3DS glasses-free 3D technology

HolyJebus

5 years ago

Sounds like this guy doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Eh, eh?

I'm off.
0 0

Microsoft secures rights to Xbox 8 domains

HolyJebus

6 years ago

I reckon they'll go with Xbox Infinity.
0 0

Limbo Special Edition out now

HolyJebus

6 years ago

Is there a 3d option for this game?
9 0

Ubisoft discusses next-generation game budgets

HolyJebus

6 years ago

Microsoft recently threw down the gauntlet by charging $99 up front - and then $14.99 each month for two years - for an Xbox 360 4GB, Kinect and 24 months of Xbox Live Gold membership.
I think this method may increase hardware sales but may be bad for software sales in the long run if users are continually paying $15 a month just for hardware.
15 0

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Review

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Just so I'm clear, we love this game for sticking to what is does well, warts and all, dismissing the reviewers opinion. And we hate Modern Warfare for the same reason. I just want to be clear.
16 8

Battlefield 3 live action trailer

HolyJebus

7 years ago

video doesn't play on Touchpad. EG videos used before the upgrade :-(
1 1

Welcome to the new Eurogamer

HolyJebus

7 years ago

I really like it.

I'm viewing on touchpad and the far right of the page doesn't load.
2 1

Half-Life 2: Episode 3 code in Dota 2?

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Of course Valve aren't embarrassed by HL, they're up there with the greatest games ever.

They are the anti Acti/EA and will release it when it is a step above everything else that is out there, perhaps waiting for improvements in tech as previously mentioned.

I'm quite happy to wait as I don't want a new HL every two years or so, we'd all be sick of it by now if they had done that.

There will definitely be another HL so just be patient and play the old ones again if you fancy. Everyone's a winner.
2 0

New-look Wii out for Christmas

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Nice one, confuse your customers even more nintendo.
6 6

Notch: is Bethesda doing a Langdell?

HolyJebus

7 years ago

This is beyond ridiculous.

By their logic I couldn't create a game called "Kart" because Mario will see me in court.

Way to make yourselves the villain.
1 1

From Dust

HolyJebus

7 years ago

I needed to see this in motion so I went to IGN to check out their video review and who reviewed it? Only ex-EGer Keza.

It's like EG finally have some video reviews :)
1 0

A Game of Thrones - Genesis shots

HolyJebus

7 years ago

That doesn't look like Ireland
7 0

Microsoft: "We lost our way" with Halo

HolyJebus

7 years ago

This guy is talking shite. Halo will lose its way if they release one every year.

Halo Reach was my fav Halo since 1.
35 3

Why you can't buy Crysis 2 from Steam

HolyJebus

7 years ago

"I think the reason Steam doesn't provide that service is because it already provides the best automatic patching and updating service itself... "

I would generally trust Valve over EA too but in fairness didn't Steam force a crazy update on Witcher recently, 6 gig or something? The boxed version didn't need such a large update did it? Perhaps it has something to do with the reasoning behind this?
0 0

Wii U: Nintendo kept own devs in dark

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Uh oh, I predict a poor launch line up, which is the last thing Nintendo need if MS are going to try steal their thunder at the next E3.
4 1

Iwata: Wii U price likely over $250

HolyJebus

7 years ago

You know it's gonna be $299, 299, 270, but we won't find out for sure for at least a year.

I worry how negative the feelings for this will be before release after the mediocre unveiling. Remember the 3DS pretty much blew everyone away on its unveiling but by the time release came around most of the love for it had evaporated.

I think Nintendo may struggle somewhat. But who knows.
5 1

First Super Mario 3DS gameplay trailer

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Nice mix of old and new. Looks pretty awesome. Only way this can be disappointing is if they make it too easy.
0 1

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Online trailer

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Trailers are so generic these days
0 0

Sony defends PSN theft reveal timing

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Well Sony started by saying this was just an outage so why would we believe them now?
12 1

In Theory: What's inside Project Cafe?

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Wonder if they go down the Dreamcast route and make the touchscreen removable from the controller. This would make it optional and far cheaper to buy a "base" controller. I hope not though as optional features are generally never fully embraced by developers.
1 0

Michael Jackson: The Experience

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Link on page one not working:

"noble dedication to preventing any attempts to cash in on the singer's legacy"
0 0

Nintendo announces new home console

HolyJebus

7 years ago

HWii
0 2

New video shows Project Milo in action

HolyJebus

7 years ago

His chin beard thingy looks off centre. He must shave using kinect as a mirror.
2 1

Kinect mod shows best interaction yet

HolyJebus

7 years ago

Maximus, you obviously don't understand the whole "intelligent character motion" mentioned.
10 3

THQ: Kinect/Move games are cheap

HolyJebus

8 years ago

"Brain Farrell"

He sounds smart
0 0

First OpFlash: Red River screens

HolyJebus

8 years ago

Target Renders - designed to make your game look disappointing.
9 0

Nintendo 3DS tech specifications

HolyJebus

8 years ago

The camera and screen resolutions are disappointing but I can't wait to see the 3d working for myself.
2 1

First shots of the Nintendo 3DS

HolyJebus

8 years ago

Was hoping it would be even sexier.
6 2

Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

HolyJebus

8 years ago

What's this crap then? Who wants to play any levels besides the main Spidey ones. Is there a werewolf Spiderman section too? Awesome.
0 2

Miyamoto to receive BAFTA Fellowship

HolyJebus

8 years ago

They should give it to him every year.
5 2

Microsoft's Phil Spencer

HolyJebus

8 years ago

I agree. Those answers were a complete waste of time. Where does he think he is, America?
7 1

Stark Contrasts

HolyJebus

9 years ago

I'm just a little curious about the claim that MW2 made almost half of the total gross of Titanic made, in its first day. Titanic made about $1.8 billion if I recall correctly. Did MW2 really make almost $900 mill in its first day. I thought it was more around the $300 mill mark?
4 0

Sony is riskier than Nintendo, says boss

HolyJebus

9 years ago

Look at each companies progression with joypads and tell me who takes the biggest risks.
19 7

Microsoft names Natal game publishers

HolyJebus

9 years ago

Oh yeah Monkey, whoops. Should have said Bungie as a developer. There's prob no need to add Microsoft to the list then :)
0 0

HolyJebus

9 years ago

You can add Bungie to that list as I presume Reach will almost definitely use Natal in some capacity.
3 0

Resi 5 to work with PS3 magic wand

HolyJebus

9 years ago

I thought the idea of the wand was to make games MORE accessible. They're not off to a good start.
2 0

Army of Two: The 40th Day

HolyJebus

9 years ago

Sweet PoundHound, if you buy it full price and then trade it in i'll be all set to pick it up on the cheap as I did with the first one.

It's hard to make a crap co-op game. You always have a bit of a laugh, well I do anyway.
3 0

Love to "sue the s***" out of Activision

HolyJebus

9 years ago

As much as I think Love is a tool, I'm pretty sure Cobain wouldn't want to be in this game if he was alive.
50 1

Xbox Live dashboard updating now

HolyJebus

9 years ago

Oh jesus, we're still trying to figure out when Autumn is are we. Look, it's NOT the same all over the world. For most of the world, it's Sept-Oct-Nov. For parts of East Asia and Ireland it's Aug-Sept-Oct. Can we please move on now. Thank you.
1 2

HolyJebus

9 years ago

@LiamK

"I get that you're taking the piss, but does who on Earth thinks that Autumn starts over a month before it actually does?"

Ireland.
1 0
Previous 1 / 8