DrMGinius

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen review

DrMGinius

5 years ago

So instead of ripped off from Tolkien it's ripped off from the Underdark. That's only slightly less unoriginal.
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Team Fortress 2 played on omnidirectional treadmill and Oculus Rift

DrMGinius

5 years ago

Realistic and tiring.
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Mass Effect 4 will be a Frostbite 3 game, but will Dragon Age 3?

DrMGinius

5 years ago

@DeViells What the fuck else then, second person?
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Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons shows off gameplay, unique control scheme

DrMGinius

5 years ago

@Zaxlor My brother and I cheated in that minigame, we just got 1 joystick each, haha.
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Forget the Dead Island: Riptide pre-order incentives, what's happening with that awful Zombie Bait bikini torso edition?

DrMGinius

5 years ago

"We sincerely regret this choice" is something that they could say about every single aspect of their game.
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Parents refused refund by Apple after son spends Ł1700 on free iPad game

DrMGinius

5 years ago

130 big ones for a Plants vs Zombies ripoff.
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PlayStation Diablo 3 may not connect to Battle.net at all

DrMGinius

5 years ago

So, local multiplayer? LOCAL MULTIPLAYER!!
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Oddworld vs. PlayStation Vita

DrMGinius

5 years ago

@garyharris one.if is a good site.
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PlayStation 4 does not require an internet connection

DrMGinius

5 years ago

It has nothing to do with being antisocial but OK.
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Assassin's Creed 3's wacky Tyranny of King Washington DLC features superpowers, hallucinogens and an alternate history storyline

DrMGinius

5 years ago

"But when we showed this to our native consultant he found it to be quite insulting for his culture. It's something that we've been really sensitive to throughout the development of the game, respecting the culture of the people we portray." - Said the developer about the wolf superpowers and hallucinogenic-induced spirit visions of their characters.
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Angry Birds Trilogy sells over one million units, despite costing Ł30

DrMGinius

5 years ago

30$ for a flash game.
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Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Souls Hackers dated for the US in April

DrMGinius

5 years ago

Colons: The Coloning: Total Colonization
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All Skyrim DLC coming to PS3 in February

DrMGinius

5 years ago

Sold my copy.
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Heavy Rain, Beyond chief David Cage declares: "sequels kill creativity and innovation"

DrMGinius

5 years ago

SHAAAAAUUUUNNNN

SHAAAAAUNNN

SSSSHHAAAAAUUUUNNNNNN

JASON
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Free Ghost'n Goblins homage Maldita Castilla is a worthy spiritual successor

DrMGinius

5 years ago

The name is funny.
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Riot permanently bans League of Legends pro for "persistent toxic behaviour"

DrMGinius

5 years ago

Hey that Rivera guy looks kinda cute.
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Total War developer announces multi-game Warhammer deal

DrMGinius

5 years ago

TOTAL WARHAMMER!!
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Ratchet & Clank: QForce review

DrMGinius

5 years ago

I always knew A Crack in Time would be the last.
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Peter Molyneux launches Kickstarter for Project Godus, a “reinvention” of the god game genre

DrMGinius

6 years ago

How long until he offers us a product that will literally recreate the entire universe in our image? Then it turns out it's just a deadly poison that causes hallucinations which give the vague impression that the entire universe has been recreated in your image.
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ZombiU review

DrMGinius

6 years ago

@_LarZen_ Trolls are way more interesting creatures. They turn to stone, regenerate lost limbs (Or even FROM lost limbs)... Oh, you mean Internet ones...?

...Still a more interesting enemy.
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DrMGinius

6 years ago

Zombies are boring.
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Editor's Blog: Lost Humanity 18 Aftermath

DrMGinius

6 years ago

The image is Dark Souls in honour of him ;_;
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Molyneux appeals for donations as Curiosity server woes continue

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Buy your snake oil here! Real oil! From real snakes! Big snakes! (It does exactly nothing though) Oil! Snakes! Here!
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Avid WoW player wins state Senate election after hilarious anti-gaming smear campaign

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Orc assassin? That's a Rogue.
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Rewriting Tomb Raider

DrMGinius

6 years ago

@Elathron Yep! She did. Following her father's footsteps of fantasy parody, I guess.
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Sleeping Dogs: Nightmare in North Point review

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Zombie DLC is bland and unoriginal; who would have thought?
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Skyrim course being taught at Rice University

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Do the vikings have horns in their helms? Yes? Then it's not worth shit for scandinavian anything.
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Spanish police name a sting after Pokémon

DrMGinius

6 years ago

ˇHazte con todos!
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US Senate candidate criticised for playing WoW

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Level 68? Pfffff~
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The Secret World post-mortem: "No, it's not going free-to-play any time soon"

DrMGinius

6 years ago

It should have been free to play to begin with. It's not the business model, Funcom, you dunces. It's the fact that you're game is not World of Warcraft. You can't ask for the same money than a game with YEARS of polish and content behind it, fuck's sake. Why do they even keep trying with the pay-to-play MMOs if ALL of the non-WoW and non-Everquest (y'now, back in the day. It lasted for quite a few years and you could call the saga successful) ones so far have invariably inexorably and quickly gone to shit? Why do they always think THEIRS is going to be the new revolution? Even the mouthbreathers behind RIFT had the balls to have one of their trailers openly taunting WoW. Look where they are now.

For the record, no, I don't play World of Warcraft, but it's objectively the best. There are zero reasons for a WoW player to move their time and subscription money to another pay-to-play MMO. Well, except those God-damned pandas.

ANET had it right with GW2.

Also, Innsmouth Academy? I guess 'Arkham' was taken...
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magreviewdraft1.doc

DrMGinius

6 years ago

One of Eurogamer's best.
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Dark Souls director considering adding optional easy mode

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Think about it, guys, maybe some people don't want to spend 3 days dying and resurrecting on the same environment. Maybe they want to, y'know, see other places, other enemies, without having them murder their body and then their soul a million times first.
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Skyrim's Hearthfire DLC weighs just 75MB, out now

DrMGinius

6 years ago

PS3 version gets the short end of the stick, DLC is boring and Bethesda has no idea of what they're doing when it comes to solving technical errors.

Gaming. You could leave the sphere for three years and it'd be the same when you got back.
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DICE: People worried about Battlefield 4 announcement "for all the wrong reasons"

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Oh, look, it's that one war game... Call of the Battlecry... Bad Company or something, right?
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Ubisoft has endured a 93-95% piracy rate on PC

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Jesus. Christ. Are you guys writing a book here?
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DrMGinius

6 years ago

What, do they have a mole in The Fucking Pirate Bay telling them how many people torrent their games or what?
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Princeton University develops videogames for fish

DrMGinius

6 years ago

But does it have achievements? What about micro-transactions? Oh, and does it prompt a 'superguide' after the fish fail a few times?
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Molyneux's curio now renamed Curiosity: What's Inside the Cube

DrMGinius

6 years ago

If you told me that what's actually inside the cube is a gigantic picture of Molyneux's scrotum, I would believe it.

It wouldn't be very different from what this man has done before. Just more direct.
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Oh Mann! Team Fortress 2 Nails Co-op

DrMGinius

6 years ago

@hulahoops No you don't. It's even better than that.

The story comes in comic form, and it's super manly.
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Nintendo responds to Mario sequelitis criticism

DrMGinius

6 years ago

@Paulie_P Oh, I wasn't saying that there's not ever been a good one, just that I've never experienced one that didn't leave me with a sense of having wasted my time, to some extent even having me leave with a bad taste on my mouth, specially the 'continue after the ending (this time with worst writing, recycled character models and half-hearted gameplay)' kind of DLC.

I must admit that I have actually pinned down some downloadable content as bad without playing it, but I consider it a safe assumption in most cases (an example: the first Bioshock's DLC. Just rearranged content, very little actually *added*, and also 'no story not canon lol').
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DrMGinius

6 years ago

'Our goal is to create DLC in such a way that consumers do not feel that they have been cheated or deceived.'

This is such an alien concept to me, I can barely comprehend it.

I don't remember a single DLC that was satisfactory.
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Retrospective: Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

DrMGinius

6 years ago

'It's sad to think we may never get another Banjo game, too.'

Any given franchise that's been somehow successful will be exploited until there's zero credibility left. Rest assured we will get another Banjo game. It just probably won't be good.
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Dust: An Elysian Tail Review

DrMGinius

6 years ago

If I see one more fucking "'tail' instead of 'tale'" pun...

Just one more...
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Dead Space 3 gained co-op because gamers didn't fancy facing scares alone

DrMGinius

6 years ago

@supermaniacs I want it.
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Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch special edition gets more goodies based on number of pre-orders

DrMGinius

6 years ago

I'm not sure this is Studio Ghibli's video game debut... weren't they involved in Jade Cocoon 2? I could be wrong tho.
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Unlock special Porygon in Pokémon Black and White

DrMGinius

6 years ago

But will it give me a seizure?
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38 Studios responds to leaked Kingdoms of Amalur MMO trailer

DrMGinius

6 years ago

One less MMO for the chopping block. This is good news.
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Square Enix: current generation has been "way too long"

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Dunno about the current hardware generation, but Final Fantasy XIII is certainly stretched way beyond it's capacity with it's third sequel of a sequel nonetheless on the works.
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Borderlands 2 rewards for Borderlands 1 players

DrMGinius

6 years ago

It's nice that they would give us something, but could it be something a little shittier looking?
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Resident Evil 6 demo files point to Ada campaign

DrMGinius

6 years ago

Oh, is this game where you have a gun and you get to kill zombies! That's fresh!

But seriously, it's sad to see a franchise that helped define the concept of horror in videogames - cheesy as it was, looking back at it... - devolve into a generic fuckfest were you almost feel sorry for the zombies as they are mowed down by bellowing, grunting space-marines-on-earth, instead of feeling scared or intimidated by them.
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