Godzilla: Unleashed

Shame Train Roundup

Shame Train Roundup

Games so bad we had to buy them.

It's never a good sign when a publisher waits until release day to send out review copies of their game. This means they're buying time, hoping the game will at least get through its first weekend on sale before getting its face kicked off on the Internet.

But it's an even worse sign when the publisher doesn't send out review copies at all. Not even if you ask nicely. Seven times. This means they know the game isn't just bad, it's wretched. Perhaps it's unfinished, or unplayable, or has graphics that make the Coco Pops monkey look photo-real by comparison. Probably all three.

So what happens to these games? Where do all those promo copies go? Well, they get hustled away on a secret train overnight, like so much nuclear waste. The special secret train for games has a name, and its name is... The Shame Train

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Godzilla: Unleashed

On Wii, DS, PSP.

"Ultimate giant fighting monsters" will return once more, as Atari announces Godzilla for Wii, DS and PSP: due for release in autumn.