A PlayStation 3 Ape Escape game will be released sometime between now and Christmas.
Ape Escape 3: saccharine platform banality, or the thinly veiled propaganda of media-savvy anarchists with genocidal ambition?
"What are you talking about you loony it's a game about catching monkeys in nets."
Is it? Let's review.
Earlier today we learned that special forces piposarus have taken control of Metal Gear, and from their impregnable Fort Banana are demanding 10 billion bananas in 72 hours or else.