Robert Purchese
Senior Staff Writer
Bertie is senior staff writer and Eurogamer's Poland-and-dragons correspondent. He's part of the furniture here, a friendly chair, and reports on all kinds of things, the stranger the better.
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Addicted to base.
Overland review - a road trip with a few too many bumps
Fuel be up for the challenge.
Never eat shredded wheat.
Steam should now recommend a better spread of games to you
Like Shark Dating Simulator XL.
This year's Game Awards dated, and it's a wee bit later than usual
I'm Keighley excited.
There's a new System Shock 3 gameplay trailer and it's starting to look quite good
Shodan have doubted it.
FeatureFive of the Best: Health pick-ups
HP source.
FeatureFive of the Best: Shops
Retail row.
FeatureFive of the Best: Dinosaurs
Jurassic Five.
FeatureFive of the Best: Hands
Palmed awe.
FeatureI like bad luck and I cannot lie
Misfortune and glory, kid.
FeatureFive of the Best: Potions
A new series celebrating the little things that make games great.
Discord now lets you stream gameplay to people
So you can share river friend.
FeatureThe upcoming RPG Warsaw taught me an important piece of Polish history
How much do you know about the Warsaw Uprising?
FeatureThe big WoW Classic interview
"What if we spawned Ragnaros in Stormwind and Orgrimmar?"
FeatureGoodbye Rutger Hauer, it's such a shame you were only in two games
You could have helped us see things we wouldn't believe.
Media Molecule wants to pay small teams to make games for Dreams
Big friendly gamedev.
Epic Store's Tetris Effect and SteamVR [UPDATED]
The inescapable reality.
Tim Willits will leave id Software this month after 24 years there
"After QuakeCon I will announce my future plans..."
FeatureI've tried Lust, now I'm doing War: exploring Godhood
Seizing the deity.
FeatureWhy merely Attack when you can Riddle with Holes?
Flavour text, I love you.
FeatureTake a knight for a hop in Hoppenhelm
Prance a lot.
It sounds like People Can Fly would love to do Bulletstorm 2
"We want this IP to have its second life."
Henry Cavill flaunts his Witcher's bottom, and other photos from Netflix's new show
Yennefer unsee it now.
FeatureFive Polish indie games (and one from the Czech Republic) to keep an eye on
Hungry babies! Counter-terrorism! Competitive book fights! Genetics altering!
It sounds like Tequila Works' new Stadia game Gylt will come to other platforms too
"Rest assured, everyone will be able to play the game."
Why Minecraft: Story Mode episodes are a ridiculous $100 each on Xbox 360
"Please do not buy the content."
The Star Control feud is over and bees have a lot to do with it
Yep, you read that right.
Netflix is making a Pokemon Go-style Stranger Things game
Will wait for the Demogorgon.
Konami unveils a mini TurboGrafx-16 console
Ys a bit ugly.
Clarification amid backlash: Shenmue 3 will come to Steam
But it could be a year's wait.
Xbox Gamertags updated to support duplicate tags and more alphabets
Don't worry, no one can steal your name.
Ubisoft announces PC game subscription service Uplay+
Includes newest releases, DLC, betas and premium content.
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is getting a PvP Versus mode
Get a squeak peak.
Chivalry 2 lets you keep fighting with missing limbs
It's just a flesh wound!
League of Legends reveals Teamfight Tactics, its new Auto Chess mode
In testing from tomorrow.
Devolver's bootlegging its own games and making a $5k arcade light gun machine
The zaniest E3 conference returns in full force.
Dishonored studio Arkane Lyon announces new game Deathloop
Time repeats itself for two rival assassins.
The Elder Scrolls: Blades, the mobile game, is coming to Switch
With cross-play and cross-progression.
Microsoft's Xbox game-streaming xCloud service hits preview programme in October
A month before Stadia and free.
There's a brand new, redesigned Xbox Elite Wireless Controller coming this November
Bluetooth! Up to 40 hours of rechargeable battery life!
Finally, the campaign for They Are Billions
UPDATE: It's coming to PS4!
A separate Vampire: The Masquerade single-player narrative experience announced
I'll get my Coterie.
FeatureWhat's next for the Frostpunk studio
"This one is not sad and depressing..."
Beheady French courtroom drama We. The Revolution gets a console release date
Guillotine or not guillotine?
THQ Nordic acquires... Gothic creator Piranha Bytes
Sounds like Elex 2 is in the works.
Lords of the Fallen 2 ditches developer and hits the ropes again
CI Games and Defiant Studios at loggerheads.
World of Warcraft Classic gets a release date, and a beta tomorrow
And Blizzard is doing a Ragnaros statue!
Fantastic Fetus is a Tamagotchi-style pregnancy simulator and a protest
Against Polish anti-abortion laws.
FeatureOddworld: Soulstorm - the quintology is back on
"Today, there are more slaves on planet Earth than there ever were..."
You should give the Heaven's Vault demo a go this weekend
I beseech thee.
Free, simultaneous QuakeCon event heading to UK this summer
Doom come along.
FeatureThe Elder Scrolls: Blades is a bit naff
Fus Ro Nah.
BlizzCon 2019 dates and collectibles announced
Won't be able to get there on footman.
FeatureP.T., Guitar Hero, RPGs: people are making some cool games in Dreams
Duvet have talent!
Guild Wars 2 reveals a second flying mount: a dragon, the Skyscale
"The really cool feature that surprised us all was wall jumping."
John and Brenda Romero working with Paradox on new strategy IP
Doom doom doom!
Playable female characters finally come to Star Citizen
And cities the size of planets.
Warcraft 1 and 2 are on GOG today
Orcellent!
New XCOM-y Divinity: Original Sin game announced
Co-development with an external team.
Finally, a video game with an Arachnophobia Mode!
Very Satisfactory.
New Overwatch hero Baptiste goes live next week
Haitian to add.
Divinity: Original Sin 2 is getting gift bags
They aren't loot boxes.
GOG and Blizzard bring Diablo 1 back from the dead
Warcraft 1 and 2 to follow!
Goat Simulator dev's promising new game Satisfactory hits early access very soon
Think No Man's Sky crossed with Factorio.
Dying Light 2 unaffected by Techland closing old distribution business
Insists everything else is absolutely fine.
Confirmed: the next Overwatch hero will be Baptiste
Some kind of combat medic.
Obsidian's The Outer Worlds explored in new videos
It looks like BioShock meets New Vegas in space.
New Star Manager review: Nintendo Switch reinvigorates the original, at a price
A carded recommendation.
FeatureHow a lifelong diet of games influenced The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle
"I went to video games and did not realise I was doing it!"
Devolver delays Ape Out but only to the end of Feb
Think Hotline Miami meets Jazz meets gorilla.