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  • Fable II: Knothole Island

  • JSPOOLE 14/01/2009

    Daikon, you can't really die in any game. If you could, once you died, the disc would melt and you could never ever play it again because your character died. Fable's system is no different aside from pyschologically to other games that let you die and reload at your last checkpoint. Reply 0
  • Ubisoft doing Call of Juarez prequel

  • JSPOOLE 14/01/2009

    I too loved call of juarez and will get this for sure.



    cant eurogamer get onto techland and ask about dead island while you are at it?
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  • Eurogamer meets Holly Valance

  • JSPOOLE 12/01/2009

    I have the urge to write letters to ea Reply 0
  • Halo Wars demo arriving in four weeks

  • JSPOOLE 09/01/2009

    are you stupid?



    ENDWAR did it already.
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  • JSPOOLE 09/01/2009

    anger: You never played endwar obviously.



    Best. RTS. EVER.
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  • LittleBigPlanet has sold 1.3m units

  • JSPOOLE 09/01/2009

    Bullshit lol



    No way it's not even in the top ten and does these figures
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  • Jade Raymond not doing I Am Alive

  • JSPOOLE 07/01/2009

    hes got you haters there Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 07/01/2009

    she did assassin's creed, which was brilliant to all except morons. Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 07/01/2009

    If this doesn't have some sort of giganto-monster, it's a phail. Reply 0
  • PS3 price will drop soon, predicts MS

  • JSPOOLE 06/01/2009

    if you hate good gaming, sure psn is the place to be Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 06/01/2009

    daemon: the point is, people aren't buying ps3 lol.



    see: sony playstation divsion being ''under review'', and the rumours of a major division at sony to be closed soon.



    PWNED
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  • JSPOOLE 06/01/2009

    apologie, when ps3 exclusives are little big planet, a 2d platformer (a genre that truly needs to die), MGS (The metal gear story is only good if you are a retarded babboon who stuck a banna up his ass) resistance 2 (wannabe gears of war clone...the enemies are direct rip offs), and the sequel to the blandest game ever (killzone 2) you can keep em.





    I'll take left 4 dead, mass effect, fable, halo, alan wake, and Gears of war instead thank you.



    (and pc's arent consoles, so who cares if the games go to pc? Not even competition, really.)
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  • JSPOOLE 06/01/2009

    well if sony's games division goes under we will see a price cut very soon I think :P



    360 FTMFW!
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  • Capcom reveals more release dates

  • JSPOOLE 06/01/2009

    Isn't the resi-wii make Japan only?



    Might as well track down the gamecube version- least that's not going to have crappy waggle shoehorned in.
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  • POP dev expected "pats on the back"

  • JSPOOLE 23/12/2008

    Only idiots hated PoP Reply 0
  • Overlord II DLC to be "closer to release"

  • JSPOOLE 22/12/2008

    The first was a good idea executed not that well.



    I hope they can get it right for the sequel. I love the idea and style, so here's hoping.
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  • EA redundancies rise to 1000

  • JSPOOLE 20/12/2008

    I want it noticed I supported EA's new IP and never really had a problem with the company in general anyway.



    Shame on you who complain about EA milking licenses and then not supporting them when theyd o decide to change.
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  • Free Radical Design closes doors

  • JSPOOLE 19/12/2008

    Bodybuilder:



    SEGA are not just the sonic publisher, and just because those games have been shite for a while, they also published both Condemnd games (some of the finest horror titles ever made), are publishing Mad World and House of the Dead Overkill, thus making me give a crap about wii again, an Aliens rpg and Aliens fps. If you find that disappointing and still want them to pump out games for a kiddy mascot, I suggest you quit hardcore gaming and stick to Nintendo's shovelware.
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  • New Riddick content "about 11 hours"

  • JSPOOLE 18/12/2008

    Sounds like someone got a bollocking.



    Atari are my new heroes with this and GB. I missed out on this first time but given how much I think of the Darkness I won't miss out again.



    Bodypopper, remember, game time estimates, especially from devs, are usually grossly innacurate and generous. Not that I blame them, all games are different and some speed through but others like me prefer to take their time.
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  • Silent Hill Homecoming gets release date

  • JSPOOLE 17/12/2008

    Zulu: you need to learn maths. 5 out of ten = average. Anything above 5 = above average.



    I know that you probably are using game logic where a 6 automatically means terrible, but using real world maths, 6 is fairly decent.



    Though like you say, this site's reviews have been shit lately so I'm guessing a 6 from EG means its probably an 8 out of ten for most people at the least.
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  • JSPOOLE 17/12/2008

    I'm willing to bet this one is far superior in terms of gameplay to previous entries...let's face it, the SH gameplay before now was always shit, it was the atmosphere that made it.



    For you bashing american developers on this game, remember you beloved team silent made the truly horrible silent hill 4.
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  • Minter: "Still a taste for old-style games"

  • JSPOOLE 16/12/2008

    Does this guy ever stop whining?



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  • Epic releases Gears 2 map pack

  • JSPOOLE 15/12/2008

    lol a poll on the epic forums ask if people will buy it...75% voted no.



    I'm glad. I loved Gears, or the single player anyway, not a huge fan of the MP, but releasing content straight away after release is a piss take, especially MP maps, which can be knocked out pretty easily really.

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  • EA confirms Dante's Inferno game

  • JSPOOLE 15/12/2008

    That's one hot property EA have on their hands. Reply 0
  • Conan 360, Secret World still on track

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    Call Of Cthulhu is not only the best Lovecraft game out there, but one of the best games anywhere, period.



    The Hotel chase still is one of the most pulse pounding, exciting and tense scenes in any game I have played.
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  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    A lovecraftian theme is just about the only thing that could interest me in an mmo, so they got that bit right.



    I just hope it has some sort of sp element, too.



    Did Age of Conan have a single player story? I'm sure I remember it was mentioned...
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  • Rise of the Argonauts for UK in Feb

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    The problem is, this is due out for US release on the 16th- very little promotional activity and no reviews whatsoever.



    Almost like it's been snuck out on the shelves just to ride the top of the tidal wave of x mas titles...



    or maybe I'm just being cynical. It looked good so I certainly hope it's not a botched rush job.
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  • Double Fine's Tim Schafer

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    In before the retards start hating on EA.



    I may pick this up...not usually my type of thing but it's an intriguing idea, and fairly original, so we shall see.
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  • EA to publish Brutal Legend in 2009

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    You guys hating on EA are fucking morons, by the way.



    Bet you guys were shitting your pants and crying that this game wouldn't have a publisher, now you bash the publisher who picked it up.



    Gamers sure are dumb sometimes.
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  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    Let's face it, this game is going to flop harder than LBP and Banjo Kazoo combined.



    That's not me hating on it, it looks ok, but you can just tell.



    I'd like it to suceed, if for no other reason to shove two fingers up at activision and to reward EA for their recent risk taking and general overall quality.
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  • Exclusive: Fallout 3 - technical gallery

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    Your mum looks shit on my system (ie cock) Reply 0
  • EndWar gets Escalation Pack DLC

  • JSPOOLE 12/12/2008

    Your complaining about that aside, the game is very good. The story is solid considering it's an RTS, the graphics are great and the controls are incredibly easy to learn, both on pad and voice control. They compliment each other wonderfully.



    It's true that it's more of a rock paper scissors type strategy game, but by cutting out some of the more tedious stuff such as resource gathering that really doesn't translate well to consoles, they kept the focuse on fluid, streamlined controls, and beautiful, action packed battles.



    In addition to the WW3 single player campaign, you can do offline bot skirmish matches and a whole range of online modes.



    In short? It's one of the finest RTS' out there, and by far and away best on console.



    That said, you won't buy it because of some silly little reasons like you mentioned (LOL yes because using pads take you out of every other game ever right) that's your loss to be honest, mate.
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  • JSPOOLE 11/12/2008

    I liked the game a lot, but not paying for DLC for it. Reply 0
  • Bethesda details first Fallout 3 DLC

  • JSPOOLE 11/12/2008

    The only DLC since Marvel Ultimate Alliance's hero and villain packs that I think are worth getting.



    Guess I gotta get me some MS points.
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  • Gears of War 3 rumours "total nonsense"

  • JSPOOLE 11/12/2008

    It's funny sigma- your comments were far more predictable than anything in Gears 2. Reply 0
  • Ubi was "desperate" over Creed scores

  • JSPOOLE 11/12/2008

    You guys have to remember how dumb your average gamer seems to be.



    Anything under 10 is usually ''terrible'' to some of these idiots- and 6 and 7s, though in reality solid and above average, become ''worst games EVAR''.



    That said, you'd have to be an idiot to dislike Assassin''s Creed. It was truly fantastic .



    I did scratch my head how 2 million is a poor sales figure- heck most games are lucky to get to one million.



    And reviews have NEVER effected sales- look at all those EA sports games that were constantly rated lower than competition (such as Fifa vs Pro) yet always outsold them. Look at Little Big Planet and Banjo- both well recieved, both mega bombs. It doesn't hurt, sure, to have sparkling reviews, but it's not needed.
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  • Mirror's Edge, Dead Space sequels likely

  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    I brought them both thanks very much, but I've never been on the ''hate EA'' bandwagon.



    That said, you are right, this is typical stupidity of people on the whole. Bitch about constant sequels and then let original IP flop.
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  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    The problem with Bioshock's story is that there was none, really. The world of Rapture was beautifully realised, and the audio diaries telling the story of Rapture's downfall were brilliant, but the main plot with you, Fontaine and Ryan wasn't what I'd call great.



    Dead Space's story gets convoluted, but when you get all the audio diaries it's easy to piece together, while still leaving questions for sequels.



    Not to bash BS, I thought it was a great game, but I think Dead Space is one of the best games not just of this year but ever.
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  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    Vertical, you sure it wasn't you just being shit at it?



    Bioshock was good but Dead Space was a lot better.
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  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    Do you people not understand what a publisher is? Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    Mogs- if you don't think DS is one of the best looking games ever, you are blind or dumb, possibly both. Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    oh and mong, again, you live up to your name- EA published Left 4 Dead, as if you have visited the official site, you would see by the massive EA logo in the intro video.



    Christ, some of you are thick shits.
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  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    Oh great, the ''it's overrated'' mongs are already crawling out of the woodwork for Dead Space. Reply 0
  • Spielberg: films are looking like games

  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    I just want him to make a game aimed at those over six. Fuck bloom blox. Reply 0
  • Over 28m Rock Band songs downloaded

  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    LOL You silly little fuckers are being milked for all your worth and you don't even notice it



    The Rock Band/Guitar Hero audience must be the dumbest in gaming.
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  • No Doubt Singles album for Rock Band

  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    lol idiots buying dlc for an activision game



    they milk you tards like cows
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  • Activision doing Wolverine movie tie-in

  • JSPOOLE 10/12/2008

    Apparently all you guys saying how this will be crap have no clue who Raven software are.



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  • JSPOOLE 09/12/2008

    There's been a rather impressive in-game screenshot released:



    http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/phot...
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  • The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

  • JSPOOLE 09/12/2008

    Oh and in reply to Bad: Lance Henriksen (with Ron Perleman , Michael Bien and Bill Paxton) is the most underrated actor on the planet. He fucking rawks. Reply 0
  • JSPOOLE 09/12/2008

    so this will have the first game too, right? I never got to play it so it would be a nice bonus Reply 0